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[–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 170ポイント171ポイント  (15子コメント)

Adam Carolla approves this shitpost.

[–]FullAmpleSallyNC 47ポイント48ポイント  (6子コメント)

Surely Adam is shaking his head at his "bro's" dumbassery with letting this crooked crone cuck up his show.

[–]shadowman3001BPA 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

Absolutely. Check out his podcast sometime.

[–]FullAmpleSallyNC 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have regularly, guy is based AF

[–]goodguy_asshole 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Carolla was always the real talent between those two.

[–]dirt_mcgirt4GA 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's had Trump on many times, you can't expect him not to let both candidates on. Although after the ratings they may be hesitant to invite her back...

[–]WhyDoYouShadowBanPPLCAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Where is the website to actually look at ratings?

[–]dirt_mcgirt4GA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just saw this story, which noted Seth Meyers beat him that night despite being on later and having Henry Winkler as a guest. Normally Kimmel gets better ratings, its as if his viewers saw who was on and skipped this one:
http://www.thewrap.com/seth-meyers-jimmy-kimmel-hillary-clinton-tv-ratings/

[–]Tragically_American 29ポイント30ポイント  (5子コメント)

Serves Kimmel right. Carolla has spoken as much on Jimmy taking the safe politically correct route while Carolla on numerous occasions has touted that he gladly trades all that in to say what he really believes (about blm bullshit, entitlement, leftists making excuses for people with unwanted kids). Adam is incredibly based.

[–]boxmakingmachines 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

His book "In 50 Years We'll All Be Chicks" is fantastic. Great light read, and it only takes a couple hours at most to finish.

[–]Tragically_American 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I listened to it driving for like 12 hours one time. Perfect opportunity to listen to it. It was either that or 'Not TacoBell Material'... Anyway, Carolla is great, here's him explaining the rise of Trump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mq4p_OCNR0

[–]OcculusResurrectioAL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the way to do it, bc he's so colorful. I've listened to it about three times now.

[–]tbe170 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watching Kimmel blubber like a teenage girl over that fucking lion getting shot was the end of my use for him.

[–]polakfuryPOL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought this was Hillary literally shitting her pants. MAJOR LEAK!

[–]SpaceDuckTechCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does he talk about this on a specific episode? who is the guest, I'll be able to find it. Thank you

[–]Flowub 97ポイント98ポイント  (7子コメント)

But what does she mean by "Make it look like a robbery"?

[–]hitch44IND 81ポイント82ポイント  (4子コメント)

Basically Seth Rich him

[–]DONT_reply_with_THISUSMC 41ポイント42ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's horrible that an America loving patriot's name is now used to define an assassination made to look like a robbery.

We need Trump.

[–]shot-by-fordCA 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seth Rich literally gave me the courage to stand up for my ideals in this communist "utopia" I call home.

May we never forget his sacrifice.

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

[–]PhantomEDMNLD 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's not. His name is now used to define an assassination NOT MADE TO LOOK LIKE A ROBBERY BUT CALLED ONE BY A POLICE COVER-UP.

Which is just incredibly insulting to all mafia-members who do put in the minimal amount of effort required in doing so.

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which is just incredibly insulting to all mafia-members who do put in the minimal amount of effort required in doing so.

You're making all the right points here.

[–]SlashSeroJPN 145ポイント146ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seth Rich was killed in front of his home with nothing stolen. Local police called it a robbery with no evidence and closed the investigation asap.

[–]ChronicYonik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It depends on what your definition of "it" is.

[–]AdiosMiGeneralFRA 34ポイント35ポイント  (8子コメント)

He's going to die in a bizarre gardening accident.

[–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

Lead investigator: "In all of my years serving law enforcement, I've never seen a Weed Eater turn itself on, bulldoze through a garage door, and systematically hunt down and insert itself up someone's rectum. This one will haunt me for the rest of my life."

[–]good_guy_submitterRI 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was.an evil friend of the Brave Little Toaster.

[–]avianrave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the worst case of suicide I have ever seen.

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

decides to retire
two weeks to go
gets shot

[–]wet_raccoonUSA 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Decapitaion by shears. Clear suicide.

[–]johnyann 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or possible choke to death on someone else's vomit.

You know, some things are better left unsolved...

[–]RowdyRoddyPiperUSA 27ポイント28ポイント  (8子コメント)

Hillary killed Harambe

[–]ThefalloutplayrMN 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

DicksOutForHambre

[–]RowdyRoddyPiperUSA 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Odd spelling, friend... In the Latin alphabet, 'Harambe' begins with an 'I'

[–]SoupIsNotAMealUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Only in a leap from Trump Tower will he prove his worth.

[–]lamentationsoftheirUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Come November...choose wisely.

[–]SoupIsNotAMealUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Only the penitent cuck will pass.

[–]SoupIsNotAMealUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The penitent cuck is humble and bends the knee before The Don.

[–]LostArt_999VA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alright boys, drop em!

zip

[–]model4001sNJ 47ポイント48ポイント  (5子コメント)

Eh, you gotta sign her emails "-H" to make it really authentic!

[–]prospektor1 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

You know, she's "often confused", sometimes she can't even spell her own name correctly.

[–]FullAmpleSallyNC 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I will have ((((a gun to)))) your back every single day."

[–]n0rdicMI 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

She probably ran out of letters. She lacks the God-Emperor's finesse in getting his point out in 140 characters

[–]prospektor1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought so too, but then again, she also signs with just "-H"

She probably short circuited ... AGAIN.

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 78ポイント79ポイント  (15子コメント)

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. Someone guard him!

[–]MakeXgreatagainAUS 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

They better not drop several barbells on him, shoot him in the back and steal nothing, or some other bullshit.

Oh wait, this isn't even real lol.

[–]bostonburritoAUS 13ポイント14ポイント  (11子コメント)

You think he's a closet Trump supporter?

[–]ikeepgettingbanned3USA 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he's a guy just out to make people laugh.

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

I think he's just a dude trying to be funny, I don't think he leans either way. That being said it's dangerous to be famous and an open Trump supporter.

[–]adminsarebabiesAL 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

Especially when your wife is Sarah Silverman...

[–]good_guy_submitterRI 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well he fully understood and has heard the rule about that:

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

All that's on him since he ignored it.

[–]Danksgiving01 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

She has great physical appearance everywhere, except her face

[–]D_J_TUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And on the inside where it counts :(

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha yeah. Well she DOES like the dress like Hitler. I wonder if she wears that stupid outfit to bed.

[–]TheManFromOregonOR 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good news - they broke up. He married some woman that works on his show a few years ago.

[–]jinku2608 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

He pitched Trump quotes and his tax plan to voters telling them that it was Hillary's plan. They all agreed and then he told them it was Trump's plan.

Immediate trackback

[–]YoureABitchTom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is, because all of his "Trump Hit Pieces" are actually anti-Hillary.

It's not that he's neutral, it's that he can't support him publicly.

[–]RazzadoopzOH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think all those late night hosts that shit on Trump are secretly supporting him. Maybe all of them except for Stewart since it doesn't matter to him.

They get tons of attention if they say "Trump is racist xD". Imagine how much money they'll make shitting on him while he's president for four years.

Hillary won't bring in the viewers, plus they wouldn't dare shit on her too badly or they'll end up with a bullet in the back of the head.

Bet you these guys are voting Trump just for the media attention and views they'll get for the next four years.

[–]echomike23 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jar jar Hilary strikes again.

[–]LostArt_999VA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see what ur doing there m8

[–]DennaceKOR 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

What's the plan? He has a heart attack in a gym despite being healthy and drops the weights on himself which then fall onto a carefully set up suicide device that shoots him in the back repeatedly before disassembling itself and leaving behind nothing but a suicide note in a different person's handwriting?

[–]beanx 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Found Hillary's reddit /u/!!

[–]SoupIsNotAMealUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

kek (praise be upon him)

[–]Gringo_PleaseIL 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stick a fork in her, Hillary Clinton is dumb.

[–]_Donald-Trump_WA 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

RIP in peace Mr. Kimmel. You were a based comedian, if slightly misguided.

[–]beanx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

the "Girls On Trampolines" will never forget you, Jimmy.

[–]ComeyTheCuck 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Huma: Yes, my master.

[–]darkd1ldo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jarjar binks will do as you say!

[–]Erectionspecialist 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can someone explain this?

[–]daymaneliteCAN 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a shitpost referencing Hillary opening a jar of pickles of Jimmy Kimmel's show and their being no audible pop from the pickle jar seal breaking, causing people to believe that the pickle jar..... was already open.

[–]futtinutti 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Barbells or suicide by shot to the back of the head?

[–]Jmunnny 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I loath Hiliary Clinton. How someone could cast a vote for her is beyond me.

MAGA

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

shitpost
have work meeting
check thread two hours later
34 inbox messages and 1470 upvotes

Jesus

[–]cover20NY 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well done.

What Trump ought to do at the 1st debate is propose a challenge to Hillary, that he will bring a bunch of unopened pickle jars to the 2nd debate. Hillary will choose any one or two she wants and can try to open them, then she can tell Trump which ones she wants him to open. Of course Hillary will fail and Trump will succeed, proving they can be opened by a normal person.

At the first debate, just propose it. Don't be pushy, don't show up by surprise with a bunch of pickle jars. Just make the challenge.

[–]MagaMagaChooChooUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Bury him next to Harambe.
-H"

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

GET THIS TO BREITBART STAT

[–]MagaMagaChooChooUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shitposting for Breitbart would make me soooo happy

[–]pheluhneeMA 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

kek <--- rite here folks

kek

kek

kek

kek

kek

kek

fuck this is a spicy meme

[–]Junosu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

ha ha ha :D Noce one!

[–]isboUSMC 0ポイント1ポイント  (10子コメント)

How did she get into USAA?

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

She didn't. I did. Because my grandparents were military.

[–]candid_canidAZ 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

USAA BRO!

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

FUCK YEAH

[–]candid_canidAZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Best insurance, best banking. USAA least evil bank.

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I pissed off the stealership I bought my car from so badly by telling them I was doing finance and warranty with USAA that the saleslady was visibly PO'd, but she couldn't do shit because it would blow the sale entirely. Tough break for her, but she just couldn't match USAA's prices and rates.

[–]candid_canidAZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

USAA is not always the cheapest, but they're easily the best in my opinion.

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can't beat the service and liberal (not that kind) policies, that's for damn sure.

[–]candid_canidAZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I always feel like an ass when I talk to them on the phone though. They always thank me for my service, but I never personally served.

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeaaaaah. I'm always careful to tell them that myself. No stolen valor for me.

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[–]NorthJersey908NJ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They need to do an episode of "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship" on her speeches

[–]asking-question 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The headline made we worry we were going to have to see a photo of a soiled pantsuit.

[–]Manafort 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

no meme tabs

Step up your game, bro!

[–]DykeTyson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crooked has more leaks than a sieve.

[–]bellvedere87NY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hillary robs us again...

[–]Kaith8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA get fucked bitch

[–]RaylanWestBEL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's leaking like Hillary's adult diaper.

[–]AvadaKebabraUK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If there's no pop, it's a rigged top.

[–]Triggermania 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With a heading like that, I thought you meant her pants.

[–]Lelvolution 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fake: No one's bookmarks are that organized.

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

http://sli.mg/qpILwx

Buddy, you don't even know.

[–]Lelvolution 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn son, are you trying to put together a well regulated militia over there?

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not ashamed by the amount of guns I want. I am slightly ashamed that the Double Defense, 464 SPX, and HCAR made it onto the list. What can I say? I like meme guns.

[–]Crispy_socks241 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is unbeleivable. why is she not in jail for this? arrest her!! ARREST HER!! ARREST THAT F*UCKING BITCH!!!!

[–]terik99 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

L I T E R A L L Y L O W E N E R G Y

Is this a shitpost or not ?

[–]TurtleDuFromageUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kimmel better protect himself

[–]MythArcana 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even Betty White could open that jar.

Hillary is weaker than a wet noodle!

[–]lutefisk4life 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

When there's news about Hillary's leaks I'm never quite sure whether it's going to be about emails or her bowels.

[–]UncleHeffy 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is this for real?

[–]rmiller90PA[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes. Hillary Clinton actually sent an email to murder a famous late night comedian and the email was released via WikiLeaks the very next day.

C'mon, man.

[–]UncleHeffy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, the lines are starting to blur.

You really can't blame me.

[–]stevema1991 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also, from the office of the secretary of state...

[–]hachueloFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hillary "Pickle Jar" Clinton

[–]AlaskanJuggalo4TRUMPAK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This leak was a joke right? Lol

[–]Daniel_USAUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When Jimmy dies he is going to be found with a pickle in his pocket.

[–]JustHelloooCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is this real? If it's real, I don't get how she's not in prison right this second?

[–]dakinniaFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sargeras would approve of her loss in November.

/warcraft reference

[–]noploop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very spicy, hot!

[–]MushroomWobbit -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Eventually the media will use these as examples of fake leaks, and use them to discredit real leaks.

[–]Mod-Speciialist 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I agree - need to stop these fake wiki posts. The date is a dead give away.

[–]-AzazelUSAF -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

theres no way thats real.... this has to be faked lol... like im not shill but thats over the top