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As you may have noticed, the last week or so has featured a lot of talk from Donald Trump about what he will do to help “the African-American Community,” which he always pronounces very carefully as if reading off a foreign language card. He wants the African…American…Community…to know that Hillary Clinton and the Democrats only see black voters as tools to remain in power, while Donald Trump cares very deeply about his African-American, and all the other ones, lately.

Problem is, he’s been making these appeals before the usual Trump audiences, which tend to be primarily pinkish in hue, if not politics. As pretty much everyone has pointed out, Trump isn’t actually trying to appeal to actual African-Americans; he’s pretending to care about blacks because maybe he’ll make a few white Republicans — who have by and large figured out racism is bad — start thinking maybe he’s not the nasty racist the unfair media and his own relentless dogwhistles make him out to be. (A small digression: Jonah Goldberg at the National Review doesn’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing, since even cynical motives can have nice outcomes.) But if Donald Trump were really interested in black voters (which everyone knows he isn’t but he has to make the pitch because candidate wrangler and campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is forcing him to), why hasn’t he taken it directly to black voters? You’d think they’d just be wild about his pitch, which is so very persuasive:

Look at how much African American communities are suffering from Democratic control. To those I say the following: What do you have to lose by trying something new like Trump? What do you have to lose?” he asked. “You live in your poverty, your schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58 percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?

We bet a lot of African-Americans would just love Donald Trump to come to the ghettos where they all live and rap with them about that, since they’re just sitting around on the couch being unemployed, drinking malt liquor, and dodging bullets anyway. Some might even let him touch their funny hair!

In any case, “former” Trump staffer Corey Lewandowski explained to his new coworkers at CNN why Donald Trump has been talking about The Blacks to mostly white audiences, at rallies in white suburbs, instead of actually going to talk to The Blacks: It’s because blacktowns are way too dangerous for Donald Trump to visit! Sure, maybe he was willing to take his life into his hands and go to The Border, where he was in extreme danger of being kidnapped or shot or raped by all the Mexicans, but he’s no fool. As part of a CNN panel hosted by Anderson Cooper Monday, Lewandowski explained Donald Trump knows exactly what happens when a nice white boy tries to go to N-Town:

You know what’s amazing to me is that no one remembers Donald Trump went to go have a rally in Chicago at the university. And do you remember what happened? It was so chaotic and it was so out-of-control that the Secret Service and the Chicago Police Department told him you could not get in and out of the facility safely. And that rally was cancelled. And you’ve shown the footage many times of the individuals that attended that rally.

We’re going to be all fact-checky here and note a couple things: First off, the footage inside the cancelled rally mostly showed Trump supporters whaling on protesters. And no, the Chicago Police Department explicitly said they hadn’t been consulted on whether to continue or cancel the rally. Not that more outright lies from Corey Lewandowski matter all that much.

The other panelists asked just what that had to do with “communicating with the black community,” but Lewandowski was having none of it: You hold a Trump rally in a black neighborhood, there’s gonna be trouble!

Look! That is a black community. He went to the heart of Chicago to go and give a speech to the University of Chicago in a campus which is predominately African-American to make that argument. And you know what happened? The campus was overrun and it was not a safe environment. That’s what happened!

Again, he left out a few things, like Trump’s having pined (again) earlier that very day about the good old days when it was perfectly OK to beat up on protesters. And no, the arena was not “overrun” by dusky hordes of Hottentots out for the blood of the white man, although there were more than the usual number of protesters on the floor. Also, the protesters were not all black, although in retrospect, they clearly have become so.

Panelist Angela Rye tried to inject the possibility that there are in fact other places besides Chicago where black people live: “Would you acknowledge that not all black communities all over the country are still not monolithic. So if he tried the same thing in Cleveland, it wouldn’t necessarily happen?” We think she’s missing the point, which is that it might be very difficult to round up any sizeable number of black Trump supporters for a rally. You might fill a high school gym if you flew every black Trump supporter in from all over the country.

Lewandowski had a narrative to stick to, and he stuck to it: We tried it in Chicago, we were overrun by scary black people, and Trump will never make that mistake again: “So whose fault is that that that particular event in Chicago was completely destroyed?” Ooh, let’s say maybe it had something to do with packing a bunch of amped up Trump supporters into an arena after a week or two of wishing you could punch protesters in the face and having them carried out on stretchers, and then sending a guy to the mic to say only that the rally was cancelled, and adding “Go in peace” as if Mass had just ended? And then there’s the detail that, unlike most Trump rallies, security allowed in large groups of protesters, leading some to speculate that Trump never intended to attend the rally at all, but to set up a contentious situation and watch it play out. We aren’t sure he’s bright enough to do anything involving that much forethought.

The CNN panel then descended into a shouting match about how Trump let blacks and Jews into Mar-a-Lago, and Corey Lewandowski just barely escaped being torn to pieces by the two black women on the panel. Those people are scary.

[Daily Beast / National Review / WaPo / RawStory / Chicago Tribune / Chicago Now]

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  • roberteye

    WHY is CNN still being watched? They hired a PAID Trump consultant/bully boy to be one of their more strident pro Trump commentators. MSNTRUMPBC is bad enough with Hugh Hewitt and Andrea Mitchell on there regularly.

  • Spotts1701

    This is right up there with the surrogate who sneered about how some reporter wanted Trump to speak in front of a burning car when called on his comments about the same issue.

    • SDGeoff

      That would be a former US Congressman. A real classy one who is a favorite of Bill Maher.

  • Gentle Robot

    Wait, Trump is afraid of black people?
    Isn’t that
    .
    ..

    ….
    ………….racist?

    • SDGeoff

      Looks like his staff is a-skeert of ’em too.

      • revenant

        shitbirds of a feather flock together, pictures at 11

    • Ezio

      Yes, yes it is. It’s also the same defense white cops use whenever they get involved in one of these shooting incidents.

    • AngryKatie

      And after his new campaign manager spent all that time insisting he explicitly isn’t afraid of black people.

      This year’s GOP is really having a hard time staying on message.

    • OneYieldRegular

      There are so many reasons not to support Donald Trump, but just this one – that he has allowed and even encouraged white supremacy to come out into the open, defiantly, when it should be entombed forever – should provide reason enough to condemn and ostracize him so much that he ends up in a gutter somewhere, drinking sterno.

      • TakingAmes

        …from votes…

  • SDGeoff

    Is this the same Mr Lewandowski who is still on the receiving end of Trump Payola?

    • Blank Ron

      It is indeed. Lucky for him the job of In-House Apologist For Trump had just opened up.

      • revenant

        a niche we didn’t even know existed, much less realized required filling

  • Ezio

    Interesting. I am white and from a neighborhood in Queens where there are lots of black residents and never once going outside do I ever feel “unsafe” or like something bad is going to happen.

    So what’s your issue, Donald?

    • TeeRaak

      He’s from Forest Park.

      • Sakonyachen

        That made me laugh. In St. Louis, the areas around Forest Park are actually kinda dangerous. If you’re a dumbass.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      He’s racist as fuck to poor black people?

    • JMP

      Yeah, I grew up a Philadelphia neighborhood that was highly mixed racially while my high school was in a mostly black neighborhood – and I went there on the subway, which north of downtown had mostly black passengers – and yet I never felt unsafe about it at all. And that was in the early 90s, before crime rates began dramatically dropping.

      Donald, maybe you’re just racist?

  • tihond

    Soon Trump will bring in James O’Keefe to teach him how to speak jive.

  • bubbuhh

    “…candidate wrangler and campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is forcing him to…”????
    I’m positive that Conway is the bottom in that relationship. Mebbe, Bannon and Ailes gengforced him.

  • Astraea

    Look, it’s simple. Trump can’t go tell black people how much he loves them and wants to help them out because they are so damn uncontrolable and violent! Unlike his usual crowds of very polite white ladies and gentlemen.

    • Heh. His supporters are so welcoming and well-behaved. Why, they’re so respectful of other viewpoints and cultures that they could work for the UN. And have you heard them speak? They’re quite articulate.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    “Vote for me because, meh, it can’t get any worse, right?”

    Or can it? It’s like playing one of those adventure-based video games and you intentionally poke the monster with a stick because maybe the graphics will be really cool even though you know your head will get torn off. Except this is real life, and you don’t get unlimited lives to retry your voting options.

  • Bitter Scribe

    The University of Chicago is “a campus which is predominately African-American”?

    Did that happen before or after Brandeis was taken over by Muslims, Brown by poor people, and Smith by men?

    • schmannity

      How things have changed since my UC undergraduate when I was known as Schmannity, Token Goy.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Plus,the stats released by the college don’t bear that assertion out: http://www.collegedata.com/cs/data/college/college_pg01_tmpl.jhtml?schoolId=327

      • laineypc

        You liberals are so cute, with your quaint ideas that facts are relevant.

    • schmannity

      P.S. Corey, you were at UIC, not UofC you troglodyte.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Yep sounded like bullshit to me…the U of C school of economics is ground zero for wingnut theory. There is no way in FUCK it’s majority black.

    • AngryKatie

      It’s also less than 10 miles from the Trump Hotel.

    • JMP

      As an alum, the neighborhood’s residents who were not affiliated with the University were majority black; but the students/faculty/staff were not, and were probably the majority of the neighborhood population.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Wasn’t the rally at Univ. of Illinois – Chicago; not U of C. Sheesh

    • OneYieldRegular

      You’re clearly mistaking the Trump team for people who know what a university is.

  • TeeRaak

    No motherfucking ice tea for you, Honky…
    https://youtu.be/tVlMFS8CB-k

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Angela Rye is gorgeous and she kicks the ass out of every Trumpette they put in front of her. Very fun to watch….

  • Msgr_Moment

    And his mama cried

    There are blacks in the parish of Saint Alfonzo?

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Jack Kingston (R- Dickspring) when asked why Trump isn’t holding rallies in the black community flippantly said something to the effect of “what do you want us to hold one with a burning car backdrop?” Nice job with outreach, wingnuts…if you keep this up you might hit statistical 0 by November.

    • revenant

      “to seek, to strive, and not to yield”

    • DemmeFatale

      A particularly heinous thing to say.

  • Crank Tango

    God knows I’m not clicking on that, but how does one person “gang up” on Corey Lewandowski? With melanin?

    • AngryKatie

      I assume it’s possible because Corey is only half a man. That makes it like 2 on 1.

      • Redgyal

        That was perfect. May I use it if someone tries to mansplain something to me?

        • AngryKatie

          absolutely

  • Enfant Terrible

    I’m withholding judgment until Deadbeat Don refuses to go on Oprah.

  • azeyote

    what he can’t go down to the hood, smoke the kind ( and with his money – lambs bread – jah love yo ) with the homies, don’t bogart the love for the sake of the monies –

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    Flyguy ain’t impressed with that jive turkey Trump!

  • I Only Like Cats

    Black people are way too worried about systemic racism in the justice system to commit any crimes against whites. When I was in Detroit and Chicago waiting for my bus I stood a little bit apart because I had valuables in my bags and every single non-white person just looked at me and tried to look away as quickly as possible when I saw them looking at me. They’re poor areas so my fear might have been justified but I felt a twinge of guilt I was regarded that way and added to it, even if by accident.

    • Sakonyachen

      It’s not entirely unusual for that sort of behavior to occur. I used to ride the bus through East St. Louis to work. I’m a somewhat big guy and I grew up in one of the neighborhoods that black people moved to when escaping ESTL, so I always looked comfortable. Not to mention I looked broke enough to rob most of the other passengers, because I was that broke. Even so, I always had a seat to myself until the bus got crowded. Younger people were more comfortable around me, but most people over 30 or so would rarely even make eye contact. The worst part would be when another white person would be riding the same bus. They would talk my ears off because they were so nervous. I always got the feeling that people were a bit nervous around me like I was gonna bust out a cell phone(back when almost nobody had them) and call the cops. It made for a quiet ride, and the rowdy types were usually pretty friendly with me. Most of the on the way to work or home type of people avoided me though. Oh, and the hookers were really friendly usually, but there weren’t many of them.

      • DemmeFatale

        My brother used to get that kind of attention in NYC.
        You would think that a scary-looking, 6’10” skinny dude, covered in weird tattoos, with a street smart game-face on would be avoided, but no.
        Boring people like me might avoid him, but anyone a little alternative from rowdy-types, to street artists, orthodox rabbis, and nuns, loved to talk to him. They never seemed to be worried about him.

        • Sakonyachen

          I seem to have that same thing going on. I’m only 6’2″ and relatively normal looking(my mom says I’m handsome). Not sure why that is. I was 250 back then. I looked deisel. I was just a bag of blubber shaped like a strong man. I was kind of intimidating I guess.

          I have the unfortunate downside that I seem to also attract racists along with all the other colorful characters. They seem to not even mind that I totally discount everything they say. Very odd. Maybe because I look like a guy that would play a racist cop in a movie.

    • HanBarbara

      As a suburban white kid of 16, made my first trip into the city alone to visit Columbia University. This was in the 1970s, when NYC wasn’t exactly Disneyland.
      I accidentally took an express train, which didn’t stop at Columbia, but in the middle of Harlem. I’d been told by my parents Never Ever to go north of 125th St, so of course I was scared to death.
      The people on the platform very kindly directed me to the local train.

      • DemmeFatale

        I was riding the subway in NYC with my brother, when he said “watch, all the white people are gonna get off the train.”
        Sure enough, they did. The next stop was 125th.

  • jesuswasablack
    • Señor Skwerl

      Since we are making up stats, what is the percentage of Hispanics killed by Pop-Tarts?

      • Blank Ron

        115%!

      • Jenny

        Pfft like hispanics buy pop tarts!!

    • Blank Ron

      ‘Crime Statistics Bureau – San Francisco’
      Well, I’m convinced! Clearly a real and not made-up thing!

    • Astraea

      Seems legit.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Drumpf ain’t too good with numbers – he should have had his “guys with yarmulkes” check this out.

  • AngryKatie

    I assume the weird cadence is similar to the bizarre speaking style I sometimes find myself using when speaking to grandparents and such. I’m trying so hard to keep a ‘fuck’ from slipping in that I end up with weird pauses and gaps and sound like maybe English isn’t my first language.

    • I Only Like Cats

      Sometimes when I’m mad my accent sounds more like my mom’s (who sounds like a Puerto Rican and African American woman) so I forget what I’m trying to say in a middle of a sentence trying to suppress it. But I think his has something to do with not constantly saying overtly racist words, like the one that starts with “n”.

      • Blank Ron

        ‘Nerfherder’?

    • Vincent Ricola

      Also known as my “work talk”.

  • memzilla

    The dynamic of this entire news cycle that really pisses me off is that no talking head has the guts to just say, “But that’s a demonstrable lie, sir.” I understand that the networks are afraid of being shut out of interviews, but think how much healthier we’d be if every time someone lied on teevee the interviewer would be allowed to dump a jar of pickles onto their lying liar head.

    this comment has been sponsored by the American Pickle Association

    • The American Pickle Association sponsored HRC’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel last night.

      • Blank Ron

        Best $250,000 they ever spent!

        • AngryKatie

          ‘s true. I’ve wanted a pickle all morning. That’s totally going to determine what I get for lunch.

          • berkeleyfarm

            She’s doing better than I am. I always have to thump it upside down on the counter. (Helps break the seal.)

          • AngryKatie

            Me too! I’m pretty sure I couldn’t open a pickle jar without thumping it first.

    • HogeyeGrex

      I blame Ari Fleischer.

      From the Buffalo Beast’s ’50 Most Loathsome Americans 2002′:

      16. ARI FLEISCHER

      Misdeeds: Wherever he ends up placed on this list will not be high enough. This motherfucker carries G.W. Bush’s demon seed in his anal womb, gestates a fresh offspring a couple times a day and produces a few Rosemary’s steamers at press conferences with all the non-chalance of a Spot Coffee latte jerk. Fleischer is the very bold assertion, by the powers that be, that Americans and their media representatives are too whip-shy to just say, “Wait a fucking minute. You’re telling a goddamned lie, Fleischie.” He is a brazen challenge from the tri-laterals and Bildenbergs, etc., that they know that we, as the TV umbilical-cable-dependent, won’t do anything to jeopardize our little no-compulsory-military-service, double-mocha-under-a-self-contained, climate-controlled indoor-suburban-shopping-theme-park-with-a-Botox-safety-net dream.

  • Marceline

    Trying to double dog dare us to vote for you isn’t going to work. It didn’t work for Bernie Sanders and it isn’t going to work for the Roaring Yam.

    • I Only Like Cats

      I know Sanders convinced a few, like my mom, but uh why do they think they can jump on the bandwagon at the actual last second and think they’ll beat out a woman who has supported civil rights for decades (and allowed BLM to speak at at least one of her events)?

      • Marceline

        I edited for clairity. Sanders himself didn’t do a lot of whitesplaining. He had other issues of tone deafness but not that. It was his ardent supporters who had no problem with the “Why are you coloreds too stupid to vote for the Man Who Marched With King? Hillary called you all super predators!*”

        • doktorzoom

          At least Sanders sat down for a chat with Killer Mike in his barbershop. Trump would be afraid of that part of town.

        • I Only Like Cats

          He othered Hispanics and Latinos at least once which was the exact moment I started wishing for his campaign to Bern to the ground. White passing or not, I was raised Hispanic and African American by my mom and that pissed me off.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh good. I see that Trump’s continued African-American outreach is going about as well as is his outreach to the LGBTQYMCAISWYDTWTFOMGBBQ community. Or whatever he decides to call us these days.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Elviously, my man. Googled up LGBTQYMCAISWYDTWTFOMGBBQ. Got nothing. So what’s it mean?

      • elviouslyqueer

        We’re neat!
        We’re petite!
        And we eat lots of smoked meat!*

        Low and slow, like Jesus intended.

    • JMP

      From Trump, it goes like “The L, G, B, T, uh, Q, community”.

    • Astraea

      My BLTs with guac!

      • therblig

        well, there’s that magazine, “The Advocado”, right?

    • anwisok

      When I read your acronym, when I get to YMCA, in my head I hear the Village People sing it. *giggle*
      http://dao27ppzr58tl.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/feature_thevillagepeople.jpg

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Still got it

    • Pfft, as IF you forgot the DTF part of the community!

    • berkeleyfarm

      Upvoting another member of the OMGWTFBBQ tribe (that’s how I say it, your way is perfectly fine, it’s all good).

  • Tallmutha

    Donald Trump gave this as one reason for black people to vote for him: “You’ll be able to walk down the street without getting shot. Right now, you walk down the street, you get shot. Look at the statistics.”

    TRUE OR FALSE? NO GOOGLING!

    • Spotts1701

      Can’t, I walked down the street.

    • Redgyal

      Does he factor for the presence of police?

    • cmd

      True, but I cheated because I heard it on the radio this morning.

    • say wha

      If the “Street” is Fifth Avenue, and Donald Trump is out there, the answer must be True.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Was that before or after he endorsed Jack Bauer for Chicago Chief of Police?

  • Thaumaturgist

    Maybe if Trump and his ilks would stop describing African-Americans as thugs, he could pick up a few black votes.

  • Callyson

    Some might even let him touch their funny hair!

    “Hey, our hair is nicer than The Donald’s hot mess is!”

    – African Americans

  • wide_stance_hubby

    He should just tweet out a photo of himself in a dashiki eating fried chicken. What more do those people want from him, for fuck’s sake?

    • Blank Ron

      I know it’d be asking a lot, but maybe a slice of watermelon as well? You know, REALLY show his support.

    • Marceline

      I’m pretty sure we’ll see that tomorrow.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Chitlins or GTFO.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Trump Tower has the best Chitlin Bowl.

    • AngryKatie

      I’ll only be satisfied if he’s wearing an afro wig too.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Chitlins, afro wigs, watermelon and Purple Drank? Ya’ll are the REAL racists!1!

    • Aquaria

      We could send him a racist gift basket to help him get started:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fNtTIyDxY

      • DemmeFatale

        What a great story!
        Beautifully told!

  • Redgyal

    “Look at how much African American communities are suffering from Democratic control. To those I say the following: What do you have to lose by trying something new like Trump? What do you have to lose?” he asked. “You live in your poverty, your schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58 percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?”

    All of the things he mentioned are the DIRECT result of GOP policies along with institutionalized racism (also protected by GOP). So, really, what do they have to lose?

    • revenant

      look how well collaborating with the enemy worked for the Sonderkommandos, Action Francaise, and the Russian Liberation Army.

  • elviouslyqueer

    I’m not about to watch Lyin’ Corey get his balls handed to him. Unless of course Angela Rye took off her earrings and asked somebody to hold her shoes, because then I’d know Corey was fixing to get his ass beat.

    • lroom

      Jerry Springer libulz! Shoes are the first weapons used in a girl fight. At least mine are.

  • Callyson

    BTW, FWIW, I regularly drive though the outskirts of South Central LA with no issues FFS.

    Also too:

    • Ezio

      Same. Where I live here in NY there are a lot of POC residents and I’ve never had an issue. It’s not just a Trump thing either. I think some white Americans think that way because they don’t personally know any minorities so they base everything off what they are told on TV.

    • bubbuhh

      Somebody put in a lot of work on this. ;)

    • shaar dula

      brilliant! absolutely brilliant.

  • Jenny

    I hope the next time Trump makes his black people pitch the sound guys put on “In the ghetto.” Elvis version. So then all the old white people in the audience will be like see, not racist, we get black people!!

    • JMP

      Elvis had to try and show sympathy for black people after he built his career off of stealing their music.

      • Jenny

        See! Elvis gets black people!!! Not racist!!

      • Redgyal

        He had black friends also too.

    • cmd

      I was just thinking Trump might want to switch from “inner city” to “ghetto.” And NOW I am going to have that song in my head until it is replaced by something else.

  • Vincent Ricola

    “The CNN panel then descended into a shouting match…”
    This could be the last line in every story about CNN that is ever written.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    He doesn’t really do campaigning in the traditional sense. His visit to LA last week was the first time I recall seeing him out and amongst the people. Half the time he doesn’t even leave the airport.

  • JMP

    Considering how Trump felt the need for his Secret Service agents to carry machine guns when he went to Baton Rouge, and the fact that he is both very old and out of touch with the modern world and very, very racist, I’m sure he actually does believe that all black people live in the inner cities and that the inner cities are all just crime-filled hell-holes straight out of a 70s/80s vigilante movie. That’s not how things are at all, though.

    • Blackest Noobs

      i don’t think they ever actually been like that….and i should know….i grew up in one of those inner cities hellhole neighborhood; i just remember having a lot of black friends….they called me chop suey for two reasons….i was the only korean kid they knew and i went to town on some white kids picking on this black kid, Bruno, who became my BFF in those formative years (I did a running jump kick to one of the kids, tae kwon do classes finally paid off)

      • OppressedMass

        Running jump kick – like in the movies! Nothing that cool happened in my neighborhood.

        • Blackest Noobs

          i watched too many kung fu movies as a kid. i was more surprised it work..ie..i hit my mark…ie the kid right in the chest.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    In the thumbnail summary , I saw the words “Cory Lewandowski” and rolled my eyes so far back in my head they are still stuck. Uh, can I get some h help here. No. Seriously.

  • jesuswasablack
    • I Only Like Cats

      Funny how GOP doesn’t even know how black women look. At all.

      • Jenny

        Or new cadillacs for that matter.

        • therblig

          no shopping cart filled with steak and lobster?

        • bubbuhh

          I think this stereotype cartoon has been around since Reagan coined the term “welfare queen.”

          • Hijabi Rockstar

            Isn’t that the guy who does cartoons for The Onion?

          • therblig

            missing the statue of liberty with a tear in her eye

          • doktorzoom

            Yup. It’s a Poe.

      • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

        Those are the artistic stylings of Kelly, cartoonist for the Onion.
        A national treasure!

    • revenant

      okay, FacePlace people- how many of you have seen this cartoon posted by some RWNJ who did not get the joke?

  • SeekingBarbie

    Trump is just sensibly responding to all those news reports of candidates that were assaulted at meetings of the NAACP, Urban League, assorted professional organizations (http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-trailguide-updates-1468368744-htmlstory.html) (http://www.diversitybestpractices.com/news-articles/20-african-american-organizations-you-need-know) and black churches. Oh, wait….

    • AngryKatie

      Well there was that one recent incident at the black church in Charleston, but I think bringing that up would undermine most of Trump’s policy stances.

      • GoutMachine

        It would certainly be Too Soon.

  • anwisok

    “We aren’t sure he’s bright enough to do anything involving that much forethought.”

    Perhaps not. But Lewandowski sure in hell is a devious enough ratfucker to have thought of fit!

    • revenant

      Roger Stone or Ailes- it is classic Rethug ratfucking

  • Blackest Noobs

    Trump, for guy who says he’ll go tough on crime and ISIS, he sure as fuck is scared shitless to address African-Americans in their neighborhoods.

    i mean seriously i could slap Trump and he would ball up like a baby ( and tweet about how brave he was, and how he took me down…on twitter)

    • DemmeFatale

      This is why I’m not afraid of his supporters.
      They are cowards.
      (I would say whiny, titty-baby cowards, but I don’t want to libel titties or babies.)

  • Astraea

    http://www.chron.com/houston/article/White-Lives-Matter-group-protests-outside-NAACP-9176142.php

    Armed “White Lives Matter” protesters surrounded an NAACP office in Houston just the other day, but sure, it’s black people who are dangerous.

    • bubbuhh

      The Whahs were so brave to go there.

    • GoutMachine

      Buncha lone wolf patriots.

    • Ezio

      “White lives matter” basically means “white lives matter only”. It’s exclusive.

      “Black lives matter” means “black lives matter, too”. It’s inclusive.

      How do these guys not understand this?

      • Oily Messiah

        willful ignorance

      • Vincent Ricola

        Asshole logic.

      • Astraea

        The protesters know it perfectly well, or they are so blinded by their own racism that they can’t actually understand an inclusive message. They were carrying signs saying 14 Words, which means they were actual white supremacists, not just dumbasses.

        • Ezio

          And if the confederate flag is about “heritage not hate” then what is it doing at a white pride rally? Looks like they are busted.

          • Oily Messiah

            The flag is totally about heritage, white heritage.

          • Ezio

            Yeah but white is not a heritage. It’s an arbitrary term that has been used to include or exclude different groups of people in history. It was created to divide people and justify colonialism.

          • revenant

            the heritage of enslaving, raping, torturing and murdering African-descended people. and rising up in armed revolt when the faintest, most remote threat to their “heritage” came on the horizon. great fucking heritage they have

          • Suttree

            I met exactly one person in 20 years of living in the south that did not think that flag was racist. He was also one of the few not racists I knew.

      • greyXstar

        They understand it perfectly fine. They just choose to block it out.

        • HogeyeGrex

          They just choose to block it out lie miserably about it.

          ftfy

      • Blackest Noobs

        Gosh, Ezio, these are the same people who think anecdotal information ( ie. oh look at our huge crowds, we’re gonna win) has more weight than statistical information ( polls). Theyre really wrong about this….heck Mittens had yooge crowds, believe the polls were skewed ( they’re not), and figured they would win in landslide ( they did not.)

        And this was recently, it’s like every rightwinger is Guy Pierce in Memento and forgot to either take a polaroid shot or get a tattoo to remind them.

        • Suttree

          Great movie!

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        Because they’re racists and have an enormous amount of fear towards black equality more or less…

      • Jenny

        Well I finally asked one! She says it is not fair that blm can say black lives matter because she can’t say white lives matter. So that’s racist and it not fair because she isn’t racist.

        When I say but they’re using it as an inclusion not a seperator she says there is no such thing because they already are included. Stop being so racist Jenny!

        So I just gave her a look and said sure ok.

        • Oily Messiah

          The other one you tend to hear is that while they agree there is a problem with police violence, its not a problem experienced solely by black people, and even if its effects are disproportionate, Mike Brown was such a bad case (?) and the movement has had so many radical proponents yelling about killing cops or something (?) that BLM has no moral authority and thus answering a chant of black lives matter with all lives matter doesn’t matter..

          As for me… I can’t even that word salad

        • revenant

          invincible ignorance is invincible
          and it’s not just for Roman Catholics any more

      • revenant

        understanding stuff is not their strong point

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      They were just taking pre-emptive action to protect themselves from scary black people. In Donald Trump’s America that is how crime will get cleaned up.

    • Incoming Ham

      Proudly waving their “heritage” confederate flags.

    • OddMan

      If you go and read the comments on that Houston story, the truth of how racist these people are bubbles to the surface quickly.

      The laws on open carrying of loaded rifles and pistols is the part that is scary and stupid. When did our society say it was OK to carry around a Goddamned gun out in public? This needs to be changed.

  • therblig

    perhaps this might help donnie and his staff with their outreach – from a couple that have actually succeeded:

    http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      That made me go o.O and then XD and then snoooorrrrkkkkk

      • therblig

        ms blig once taught composition at city college and had a class of predominantly african american students. i forget how the topic came up, but one of her students did say that white people smell like wet dogs. ms. blig responded that, as the owner of 3 dogs, when it rained, she did smell like wet dog. but what they really loved was when she referred to 50 cent as “Mr. Cent”.

        • Jennaratrix

          This is the second time in just a couple of days that I’ve heard that white people smell like *something really specific and bad.* Is this true? Have I gone noseblind to white smelliness? Is this one of those things that everyone knows but nobody talks about?

      • Jenny

        The letters ans testimonies are great. “I miss hittin Sally from behind.”

  • baconzgood

    I’d like to point out that Baconz is a white man who grew up, and always lived in predominantly “black” neighborhoods (see Homestead and Braddock PA). I’ve never had a problem once. Well there was that once when i was walking with my friend’s sister and was hit in the head with brick and called a “nigger-lover”. But I’m pretty sure those dudes weren’t black or Korean.

    So in conclusion . Fuck Trump.

    • Ezio

      Amen to that.

      • baconzgood

        It required 12 stiches. Not a happy thing to do to a 14 year old.

        • Redgyal

          Sure, but did you like to watch Good Times?

        • OppressedMass

          Ouch

        • Crystalrcote

          <<hp.. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!il844r:….,…..

    • Thaumaturgist

      Fuck Trump? He’s yours.

    • Sol Rothstein

      No FUCK YOU…and them Liberals that say sweet SHIT to Blacks and after elections…Chicago is OFF Limits…

      THIS BULLSHIT has to end.

      Trump all the fucking way…

      • amindofitsown

        Trolling skills 5/10. Repeats tired “Blacks Gets All The Entitlementz For The Demorats Vote” trope, plus you liked your own comment. Laaaame.

        • Sol Rothstein

          Say what you like, but VISIT the South Side of Chicago, first. Let me know how the GUNSMOKE is working for you.

          • amindofitsown

            Yes, yes, blackz just gunnin’ everyone down in the streets, no one’s safe. Again, old argument, but we do loves the hyperbole, don’t we?

          • amindofitsown

            Also, I’m from Chicago, but don’t let me or any one of these other politically correct, Terrrist enablin’ welfare queen libruhls who have actually lived there sway you from the TRUTH, good Patriot.

      • doktorzoom

        Boring troll banhammered.

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • duckshoe

    Lewandowski’s reasoning perfectly explains why Trump turned down an invite to speak at the NAACP convention last month – John Lewis, aged 76, would have mugged him, as one does at such events.

    • Oily Messiah

      Yea, but people got a reason to be scared of John Lewis, he has giant brass ball and has shown he’s not afraid to rest them on Paul Ryan’s chin.

      • Redgyal

        Visuals!

    • JohnBull

      It’s always the quiet ones you gotta watch.

  • malsperanza

    he’s pretending to care about blacks because maybe he’ll make a few white Republicans start thinking maybe he’s not the nasty racist (Jonah Goldberg at the National Review doesn’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing, since even cynical motives can have nice outcomes.)

    Nice sentiment, Jonah. It’s not like empty phrases and superficial lip service have ever done any harm.

    • revenant

      well, if Dough-Bob Load-Pants is cool with utterly insincere bullshit in pursuit of the votes of nervous hypocrites, who are we to think otherwise? the savant who proved with geometric logic that Liberals=Nazis, a guy who is on the teevee machine to dispense his weighty thoughts, surely his moral compass would not lead us astray

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    How the hell is one single woman “ganging up on” anyone????
    *kicks something*

    • Oily Messiah

      Challenging the white man = ganging up?

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Poor cory. Guess he forgotted he was a big tough manly man who could throw wiminz to the ground and get a cushy job at CNN for doing so

        • Oily Messiah

          I wonder is Lewandowski was just hired as a target for their actual journalists to eviscerate, disembowel, and emasculate on a regular basis.

      • Erik Lonnrot

        Well, she is black… They can gang up on their own can’t they?

        • Oily Messiah

          Yea, and all that manual expressiveness in speech, actually gang signs. Many people are saying that, I’m not, but many people are.

        • AngryKatie

          I’ve been lead to believe all black people are in gangs, so the ganging up is automatic even if the ganger upper is currently alone.*

          *The same is also true of all Mexicans.**

          **All brownish people are probably Mexican.***

          ***Unless they’re Muslim, which would mean they were trying to jihad him instead of ganging up on him.

          • Erik Lonnrot

            This is getting complicated. I think we might need a flowchart or something. Probably safer to stick with the basic Trumpian scheme of white good, not white bad.

    • Michael Smith

      I think her intellectual abilities were superior to his in such a degree that, to Trump, it seemed like there was more than one of her.

      • Oily Messiah

        If talking to someone intellectually superior is being ganged up on, Lewandowski must be ganged up on whenever he gets in a conversation

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          Or opens sees another mammal.

        • Michael Smith

          That may explain why he felt justified in throwing that Breitbart reporter to the ground.

        • revenant

          he’s really only comfortable talking to his peers- rocks, lichens, lickspittle pseudo-journalists, committed Trumpanzees…

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Because she floated like a butterfly, stinged like a bee- handcuffed lightning and threw thunder in jail. Also, because she made Lewandowski look like Jerry Quarry when he fought Ali.

    • ViveLaRes

      Let’s go to the conversion table, shall we?
      Woman = 10 Corey equivalents
      Intelligent = 20 Corey equivalents
      Black = 20 Corey equivalents
      Called him on bullshit = 35 Corey equivalents

      The poor delicate flower was horribly outnumbered.

  • JMP

    Every recent Republican candidate has done this – pretending to try and get the votes of black people who will never vote for them – but usually it’s not quite so blatant, because they’ve tried to avoid saying openly racist shit that gets the white supremacist GOP base moving in public and just keep everything to dog whistles and lower-level surrogates. It’s just extra transparent for Trump after he’s spent so much time going full racist on everyone; people aren’t going to forget his promotion of the racist birther anti-Obama conspiracy theories.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Personally, I feel the “what the hell do you have to lose” line is the fucking worst and he should fire whatever ass clown thought that would be a good idea.

      • Vincent Ricola

        I really wonder if that was tRump going off-script. I cannot imagine anyone thinking it was a good line, even the people writing his terrible speeches have to know better.

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          nope, that is pure Blightfart, I almost would put money down on that. See you dirty blacks who are all poorz every one of you who live in crime and poverty and nothing at all, what have you got to lose?
          Because fucking Blightfart really does thing ALL African Americans live in the Good Times TV show. Before the footballer got there.

      • Blackest Noobs

        it was Trump, Jen, it was Trump who came up with that line.

      • The Wanderer

        It ain’t exactly the First International, not by any stretch. It sounds like a desperate big-mouthed tiny-brained shithead who’s reaching for anything that might work.

      • revenant

        can’t fire himself- that was pure stream-of-“consciousness” Drumpf

  • beingreleased

    To be fair to Trump … nah, I got nothin’.

    • Oily Messiah

      To be fair to Trump it’d probably be a waste of time to go try and appeal to black voters anyway considering that he has close to a statistical 0% support from that demographic.

      • just_jim

        An he’s earned every bit of it.

  • Tony Alexander

    Prisoners in Niggertown
    It’s a dirty little war!

  • Michael Smith

    Trump, there are some audiences to whom you might not address using remarks you read from right wing comment boards. I’m surprised you didn’t tell the African-Americans that you would rescue them from the Democrat Plantation.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      He gets all his news and views from what his secretary reads him from Breitbart.com. They are terrific, just terrific! Very fair!

      • Oily Messiah

        So when Trump says “many people are saying,” he’s actually talking about alt-right people in Breitbart’s comments section

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          Yep. Them and probably Stormfront, the Daily Stormer, WND…Trumpy doesn’t understand those sites all Venn together. It’s why he thinks he has so much support- all the neo-Nazi sock puppets mean he’s winning!

          • Oily Messiah

            neo-Nazi jizzsock-puppets FIFY

  • Ms.MLG1979

    And he’s gone out of his way to be nice to all you violent, scary blahs, you raping Messicans, you filthy TLGBDs and you bleeding, crazy bitches! Can’t a white man catch a break?!

    • greyXstar

      The BLTs are especially ungrateful.

      • Ms.MLG1979

        And delicious!

    • Jennaratrix

      To judge from the stories around here lately, all white men do is catch breaks!

      Oh, wait. That was your point.

  • Recipriversexclusons

    Trump not a bigot? HMMmmmm… Let’s just add a little more info to Dok’s work on the Trump-o-sphere from another source.

    Rachel Maddow devoted 20 minutes to explaining how the “Center for Immigration Studies” came into being. The reason was to expose Despot Donnie’s 1st campaign ad as the racist BS that it was.

    The video is over 20 minutes and includes comparisons to past racist ads by the GOtP. If you are interested in tRump’s ad bigotry only, start about 16:20 mins.

    Trump cites notorious racist’s group in new campaign ad
    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-cites-racist-s-group-in-new-campaign-ad-747637315565

  • bubbuhh

    Trump yearns for the days when his African-American could take care of life’s little missteps.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Donald seems to be kind of a pussy, doesn’t he.

    • Ms.MLG1979

      A kicked testicle.

      • AngryKatie

        I like this. It’s much better than pussy. Because a kicked testicle wants to hide for a good long while.

    • Blackest Noobs

      actually pussies are fucking tough as knives…i liked to see you push a baby through your pee hole and see how tough you are.

      Trump is no pussy….he’s a thin-skinned coward.

    • bubbuhh

      That’s pussy libelz if I ever saw it.

    • greyXstar

      Pussies can take a pounding.

  • beingreleased

    This is a perfect example of why I’m not worried about violence when Trump loses. Like Trump, his supporters are most comfortable insulting people on Twitter and shit themselves when they see a black person.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I guess if MIke Tyson was the only black person you’d ever met in your life, your perspective could be a bit skewed.

  • Mavenmaven

    He couldn’t get Allen West to protect him?

    • Oily Messiah

      Allen West is also a kicked-in testicle

  • TJ Barke

    What’s the ETA for the Stormtrumper trolls?

    • amindofitsown

      Oh, one has been here already. Apparently, all teh libruhls are just promising teh blacks all the Sweet Sweet Entitlements, while Trump is the only one who’s bringing jobs. So Trump must obviously be the only one who knows what’s good for teh blacks.

      • TJ Barke

        Second verse same as the first!

  • OneYieldRegular

    And one wonders why white supremacists suddenly feel like it’s perfectly okay to show up with firearms and Confederate flags on the grounds of an NAACP office in Houston.

    • Recipriversexclusons

      Is it possible we will see even more of this since dead breitbart now controls the GOtP talking points from tyrant trump’s campaign? Will Despot Donnie’s loyal followers be packing as unregistered, volunteer election monitors? Will self proclaimed militias be occupying state capitol buildings to protect us from the “rigged” election results? – Asking for a friend.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        I’d be willing to bet there will be many patriots patrolling on election day and shooting up the place when the polls are unskewed in the evening.

        • DemmeFatale

          Let’s see…
          Trump supporters armed to the gills, and Hillary supporters (some of them, armed also).
          What could go wrong?

    • malsperanza

      I continue to feel that this whole mess has a silver lining. It’s not so much that these shitheels feel more empowered; it’s that someone kicked over the GOP log, and all the vermin are now out in the sunlight, squirming.

      • DemmeFatale

        Yes.
        I am hoping that it’s purging time when Trump loses and the backlash hits.

  • Royal Ugly Dude, Esq.

    This rhetoric is much like McDonald’s putting salad on the menu. No one is actually buying their flavorless nutrient-free pile of iceberg lettuce with corn syrup dressing, but it’s enough to make one reluctant member of the family (usually the mom) feel better about going there.

    • doktorzoom

      Excellent observation! Would upvote if my upvoter worked, which alas, it does not.

      • Objectifer

        They make a pill for that.

      • Jukesgrrl

        You must use Firefox.

    • The Wanderer

      True. Startling buffet, completely devoid of nutrition.

  • The Wanderer

    You know you’re in trouble when your paid mole inside the Cocksucker News Network can’t maintain the campaign’s bullshit du jour.

  • stankbait

    He skipped the first part of the journey as a young man when he started out poor with only a hundred $million. Like Darth Vader, when the layers are peeled back there remains only a pitiful shell of what remains of a man.

    • Oily Messiah

      Except I’m pretty sure even young anakin skywalker was cooler than young Donald Trump, at that includes both Hayden Skywalker and Jake Skywalker

    • Ghenghis McCann

      I read that as “when the lawyers are peeled back there remains only a pitiful shell of what remains of a man.” Pot-ay-to, Pot-ah-to.

  • Oily Messiah

    So let me get this straight, the University of Chicago neighborhood is a predominantly African-American neighborhood that is unsafe for Donald Trump, meanwhile universities are all Liberal-Coddling nanny institutions that take demands for safe spaces, diversity, tolerance, and multiculturalism too far…

    PICK ONE COREY! PICK ONE YOU ILLITERATE MOUTH-BREATHER!

    • The Wanderer

      Illiterate mouth breathers libel.

      • Oily Messiah

        Rhetorical puffery

  • Me not sure

    “What have you got to lose?”…..Let’s see…

    1. The Civil Rights Acts of 1866, 1957, and 1964.
    2. What’s left of the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
    3. Social Security
    4. Medicare
    5. Medicaid
    6. Food assistance programs (SNAP, ETC. )
    7. Head Start
    8. Affirmative action programs and equality in hiring.
    9. Any hope of a rise in the minimum wage
    10. Clean air and water
    11. Any hope of free access to the labor movement
    12. The Affordable Care Act
    13. Open Housing access
    14. Access to public accomodations
    15. Better schools.
    16. A fairer tax system.
    17 Police reform
    18. The King Holiday AND Kwanza.

    • ViveLaRes

      19. Fair lending practices and prohibition against red-lining (incidentally, red-lining is exactly what Trump is practicing in his campaign).

      • Me not sure

        All additions welcomed.

        • Mirful

          20. Your dignity and your value as a human being.

          • Brian

            21: Hope

          • BrianW

            22. Your Life

          • Me not sure

            Ooooh, good one!

      • Marceline

        Also, our well-being and our lives when the next Dylann Roof decides to shoot up a black church in his effort to make America great again.

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • Oblios_Cap

    Maybe if Trump went to Funkytown he would find a friendlier audience.

  • Randy Riddle

    It’s 2016 and this petulant little man has taken the mainstream dialogue about race in a major political party back about a century.

  • geoffalnutt

    Okay. Trump has armed the hand grenade himself, has casually tossed it – and now is afraid it might ‘splode? Right.

  • harryeagar

    If trump didn’t fly on private jets but instead had to go commercial like me he’d see a lot of prosperous-looking black people on the plane. Over half, I’d guess, on a flight to Baltimore I was on yesterday.

    I am so old I can remember when you never saw any black passengers on airplanes.

    Fact is, while black Americans trail other groups (except maybe Indians) in most measures of positive achievement, they are immensely better off than they were before the Great Society and the civil rights acts.

  • bozilingus

    Fear of a Black Planet Voter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xIQmFk1ok0

  • peekay

    Since when is the U of C campus predominantly African-American? Has it suddenly changed in the last couple weeks?

    • WIDTAP

      Trump’s problem is that there are black people within walking distance of UIC. Maybe up north at Ravinia in Highland Park where the white people are over 90%

  • Oneofthebobs

    Vote for Trump, if you have nothing to lose. Because you are a loser.

    • Toomush_Infer

      Everybody knows they could only lose two-fifths, anyway…

  • Toomush_Infer

    You think it was difficult for the Trump camp to go to places where black folks congregate before this? Now try it!….

  • chascates

    Stop trying to ‘talk’ to that community and LISTEN TO THEM!!!

    • malsperanza

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you funny!

    • revenant

      “listening” is for subordinates. Drumpf is a Boss

    • Poly_Ester

      He’s talking at not to, even worse.

  • TakingAmes

    “Look! That is a black community. He went to the heart of Chicago to go and give a speech to the University of Chicago in a campus which is predominately African-American to make that argument. And you know what happened? The campus was overrun and it was not a safe environment. That’s what happened!”

    Let’s break this down, made up “fact” by made up “fact:”
    1. The cancelled rally was at the University of Illinois at Chicago, not the University of Chicago.
    2. Neither UIC nor U of C are predominantly African American. Calling U of C, one of the nation’s most expensive private universities, in one of the city’s most prestigious neighborhoods, predominantly African American is particularly rich. I guess the Obamas have a house nearby though, so…
    3. The neighborhood that UIC is in is Little Italy. Also, too, not predominantly African American.
    4. The protesters outside the arena were calmly demonstrating on the sidewalks under the watchful eye of CPD. One could say, I suppose, that they “overran” the sidewalks, but not UIC campus.
    5. What is “that community” he’s referring to? Chicago? Hyde Park (not where the rally was)? The overall south side of Chicago? I’m confused.

    • Speaking as a U of C grad, Hyde Park is a place where blacks and whites stand shoulder to shoulder against the poor.

  • deborah

    It wasn’t the U of Chicago, it was UIC – University of Illinois at Chicago which isn’t near U of C in Hyde Park. But why expect acccuracy from Lewandowski?

    • Cliff Hendroval

      According to someone from the area, the UIC is in a gentrified area and is nowhere near the neighborhoods where crime is a problem.

      • malsperanza

        Mm, well, sorta. Both schools are roughly speaking on the South Side, which is 92% black, and includes some direly poor and violent districts.
        UIC is in a neighborhood that’s gentrifying fast, but is still a short walk to some of the most blasted out empty lots in America.

        But U of Chicago is the one that Lewandowski is thinking of because a) Obama is from there; and b) it is a famous enclave of 50/50 black and white, totally surrounded by deep ghetto. The classic line about that neighborhood comes from Nichols & May: “Black and white, standing together, shoulder to shoulder against the poor.”

  • ViveLaRes

    All right. I’ve had enough. How do we start a shitstorm demanding that Trump release his tax returns?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It would be…inconvenient, to Mr. Drumpf, to make such a demand.

    • RobKanC

      Tax returns.. who would ever want to look at that.. I mean, he is not going to hide anything shady there. Believe him..

  • All I remember of that UIC rally was that Donald Trump made Crosby Stills and Nash relevant again without infringing any copyrights.

    • H0mer0

      “we’re finally on our own?”

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    I don’t know what you people are talking about. Why, Drumpf was right here in my state, Michigan, just last Friday and a ton of his Africian Americans turned out! (They make look a little, uh,” UNEASY”, but they turned out):
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/344fc81499ac923e1d6e679d3ad36b63180d4f135f4b17446e6e84f7134d7d90.png
    And Latinos, too. (He just loves the Latinos!) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/765e94068acdfff46631f168f60fe0ec4ba086c1645fe6007b4c5252c4ecef96.png

    • Toomush_Infer

      You’re just barely short of a ton, there….

    • Jukesgrrl

      Maybe Ivanka “designed” that purple wig-hat and the lady was there to thank her. The sombrero, not so much.

    • TheBoatDude

      Looks like somebody recently had a birthday at Chevy’s.

    • H0mer0

      si senor! (I forgot how to do the tilda and upside-down exclamation point)

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “The campus was overrun and it was not a safe environment. That’s what happened!”

    …It was just like Rorke’s Drift!

    http://www.greatmilitarybattles.com/assets/images/Zulu_Warriors.jpg

    • cat cafe

      Wait, this must surely be actual footage from their fevered bigoted imaginations!

  • Mavenmaven

    “I love black people, and their culture, I liked watching Huggy Bear on Starsky and Hutch”

    • Jukesgrrl

      Did you see the pitch someone posted here suggesting a remake of Starsky and Hutch? S/he called it Starsky and The Veep and it starred Steve Harvey as Huggy Bear, Melissa McCarthy as Starsky, and Joe Biden as The Veep. Trump wouldn’t watch that one, though. I don’t think he’d like wimmins with guns and badges.

      • TheBoatDude

        Better not tell him about Suzanne Somers, then…

      • H0mer0

        I saw Huggy Bear on that Back Street Boys video as the bus driver whose bus breaks down and he has to leave the band at that haunted house and they all have the same dream…I didn’t know he was still alive!

  • Boscoe

    I’m astonished they didn’t just go for: “The blacks love Donald so much that too many would show up and someone could be trampled. It’s only because teh Donald cares TOO MUCH about the black community that he won’t go there.”

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    I live in a majority AA city and I walk around a lot. I guess I’ve been shot many times.

    • Jukesgrrl

      You probably don’t even feel it anymore.

  • organic_mama

    Smackdown! This panel of women rocks!

  • CJTX

    Dok – I don’t think you meant “whaling” on protestors. Which brings a funny image to my mind. Or did you? Is it a wonkette funny I didn’t get cause I’m still on coffee #1.

    Much love from the super scary border (nah, it’s really nice) – CJTX

  • Incoming Ham

    The “What the hell do you have to lose” gambit doesn’t work with politics, marriage or dare food.

  • Jennifer R

    With all the shit coming out of his mouth, how does Corry know which hole to put the food in.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Or which one to wipe!

  • BetsyBleedingheart

    If I had a nickel for every time I’ve tried to refer someone to a community resource only to be told “that’s in the black neighborhood, so I can’t go,” I’d have a lot less stress about paying off my student loans.

    • H0mer0

      you shoulda made stuff up like about gentrification and hipsters liking diversity (mom didn’t like us going to East Palo Alto although it was the closest 7/11 to us but she never invoked “the black neighborhood” epithet since we were, I mean are, brown)

  • Kip TW

    On the south side of Chicago,
    Down where the Loop looks like a bump,
    There’s something doing, a riot’s brewing
    O’er a man named Donald Trump.
    Now, Donald likes his golfing,
    And he wears made-in-China threads
    And those commie ladies really drive him crazy,
    And his plans just help the reds.

    ‘Cause he’s bad, bad Donald Trump:
    Baddest mouth in the whole damn dump
    Badder than Donkey Kong,
    Meaner than a schoolyard song.

    • JesusWasAHippie

      “meaner than a schoolyard song”. Ahh, the lulz!

  • Portia McGonagal

    He went to the heart of Chicago to go and give a speech to the University of Chicago in a campus which is predominately African-American to make that argument.

    Also too, no.

    UChi (we’re on intimate terms since my son’s a PhD candidate there) is in Hyde Park which, while on the South Side, is very much still a predominantly White school. I believe he was attempting to go to University of Illinois, Chicago which is a totes different school. And I really have no idea why I’m making this point other than I like to have my facts straight unlike people like Lewandowski.

    • RobKanC

      Get your facts off my bigoted face.. Facts are for losers..

      • amindofitsown

        Who cares about demonstrable facts, I have gut feelings! That’s what really matters.

        • RobKanC

          yep.. gut feelings and judgement… As American as Apple pie

          • cat cafe

            It’s why they go after the so-called “faith based” community–they’re used to being told to “believe” in things that are demonstrably untrue.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        That’s all liberals ever have to support their arguments are facts, facts, facts. God, I’m sick of it!

        • RobKanC

          I know. it does not even validate how i think the world is going to work.. its so over rated

        • JesusWasAHippie

          “Reality has a well known liberal bias.”. Stephen Colbert

      • The Wanderer

        I love it when facts sit on my face!

        • RobKanC

          whoa!!!! TMI.

  • Operation American Jesus®

    Pffft! Donald is totes down with “the blacks.” They LOVE him! Hey look! There’s one now!

    http://i.imgur.com/FuYemhl.gif

    • H0mer0

      “the muscular one, and bid him whip in kitchen cups concupiscent curds.”

  • “Easy credit rip-offs!”

    • TheBoatDude

      Dy-no-mite!

      • H0mer0

        [Good Ti-i-imes!]

  • Jukesgrrl

    “Angela Rye? What kind of name is that?” Well, rye is not white bread so I guess that’s all they need to know.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Don’t let the liberal media fool you! Trump supporters remember what that rally in Chicago looked like. It was horrifying!

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      That, or Zulus.

      • MrCanoehead

        It was terrifying! They had a paramilitary organization and everything!

  • WomanInAMood

    Yes, I know, again –

    O/T as all get-out, but – there’s going to be a meet-up for all the non-commenters in Portland, OR! Wednesday, Sept.7th, starting at 2, and going until it ends. We have reserved a space at Peninsula Park in North Portland, just off the I-5. With the permit, we can bring our own bevvies – yes even the grown-up kind – and there will be a Weber grill, if I can scrape the rust off. It’s mostly brown bag, but please feel free, nay encouraged, to bring things to share. I hope to meet my beloved Portland (and environs) Wonkers there! It will be fun!

  • WhyFelicia

    “You might fill a high school gym if you flew every black Trump supporter in from all over the country.”
    I doubt it.

    • phoenix00

      Maaaaaybe a kindergarten gym?

  • davidrmoran

    UChicago mostly black? Who knew? Tell other HBCUs!
    (or did he mean a ‘university in Chicago’ ?)

  • Wasn’t the UIC rally the one where Brave Sir Donald boldly ran away despite the police telling him it was quite safe?

    • amindofitsown

      Shhh, facts have no place in a Trump narrative.

      • H0mer0

        “….[He] was not at all afraid….to have his eyeballs skewered and his kidneys…argh!”
        [They are suddenly pin-cushioned wit arrows]*

        *omitted scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail Book that I keep on my shelf in the “home office”(as if….)

  • Mr Trump Goes To Darkietown… AFTER DARK!!!

  • Crystalrcote

    <<hp.. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!il844r:….,……

  • mardam422

    If all you darkies would just come and listen to me talk to all these white people about how much I love you, I’m sure you’d be more than happy to coffee up the cream on the trump train, if you know what I mean. Well, maybe just a couple of you. Lots of you together are scary, you know? Maybe the rest of you can watch on TV. That might be better. If you have a TV, living in poverty as you do. There must be a way for you negroes to communicate with each other, right? I mean, I’ve heard those drumbeats travel a long way in the jungle. Maybe you could do that.

  • Delu

    Trump is pretty anti China, so I wonder if he’s aware of this particular Chinese proverb:

    http://www.char4u.com/content/enter-the-tigers-den-to-catch-cubs/

    So Trump, you’re saying you want to get the black votes, that you’ll get 95% of the black vote….in 4 years time…right. But right now your still-paid-for former campaign manager Lewandowski whose actual job is shilling for you on CNN, just said that you don’t DARE to enter that Tiger’s den called the Black Community in order to get the Tiger Cub votes!

    How is Bigly Bad Trump so YOOGE going to beat ISIS so bad when he’s too much of a pussy to step into a black community?

    If you fear your own fellow Americans so bad, I don’t think you will be able to enter the Demon King’s temple and take on the Demon King called ISIS like you said you would.

    Make America Great Again…..by stepping into the Tiger’s den first.

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