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HELP ME MGTOW BRO'S! (self.MGTOW)

bl4cksh33p0716 が 投稿

Cute girl really wants my nuts but my MGTOW senses are over 9000 now! I know she's a hoe too because she has a really sexy plump body, and she rarely puts her phone down (busy texting all the other guys she most likely sleeps with). Tell me some crap that will turn me off about her before my little head turns me into a pussybeggar! You're the only sensible guys I know who will keep it real!

Edit: I'm on the NoFap Challenge, so masturbating is not a solution for me.

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[–]Mojo_666 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Trust your senses, that is all.

[–]bl4cksh33p0716[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Most sensible advice so far.

[–]palaceposy6706 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except for when the blood goes from the big head to the little head, the senses don't work no more.

Some other good advice presented here.

[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell me some crap that will turn me off about her

Ask her where she sees herself in 5 years.

[–]lonewolf-chicago 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

This on your dick:

http://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/d8008eb/2147483647/thumbnail/970x647/quality/85/?url=%2Fcmsmedia%2Fcd%2Ffb%2F230d068a48f68006dbaec0ad69d1%2F160310-herpes.jpg

[–]Cetameta 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

When she claims the baby is yours be sure to get a DNA test and hope the courts don't force you to pay for support regardless of the test results.

Just imagine her with another 100 lbs of body fat, taking money from you every month, and still on the phone lining up new baby daddies while you change diapers on a kid that's probably not even yours.

[–]Noomene 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

She might be setting you up for an unwanted pregnancy or some other crazy shit. Be careful brother.

[–]good_man_gone 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep it real and only bang her in her mouth or arsehole so she wont get pregnant.

Condoms are a fake security measure unless you personally dispose of them outside of her home.

If she is such a whore she will understand.

[–]81mm 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Set a solid limit for yourself as to how much time, money and effort you're willing to put in to smash that and go just that far and no farther. Maybe you'll get to have some mutual fun without straying from your path. It is possible.

[–]nametaken666 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hit it and quit it bruh. Just use protection

[–]BioRhythmicStudios 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Play it safe and keep it in your pants.

[–]NaughtyFred 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's had to pick a guys cum out of her nose.

[–]Sno3Clover 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saw it coming judging by the title, ugh why do I keep wanting to be disappointed?

[–]TVTestPattern 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Enjoy sampling various guys genetic material.

I'm told it can be salty.

[–]bl4cksh33p0716[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

😨 God that's gross

[–]Brokemgtow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uffffffffff..... This was amazing. I know i wont have sex for the next 2 months just cuz of that comment alone, and i AM NOT EVEN IN THIS SITUATION LMAO

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[–]scorched_throwaway 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

if you're leaning towards "no", rub one out, when it gets to you, "it's the champagne of victory" and let it go. however if you are going to, be sure to use only your condoms, with spermicide, which at no point she has access to, even while you're at it, it can intentionally be torn. also ensure, once finished, you take control of the condom and dispose of, i.e. non recoverable. in other words, ensure you has no method for her to procure your sperm, including a bj or other. also keep in mind false accusations, you're going to have to follow your gut on this one. just be careful and safe.

[–]Nae_Rolls 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Condoms don't always prevent STDs.

[–]blue_magoo_62 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

rub one out, stupid.

[–]wildfireboat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Audio recording app. That way the judge, defense, and prosecution can all hear her consent to intimacy in the form of many loud "YES!"

[–]coryandtrevorforever 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Brotha, a fap session will clear your head considerably(no pun intended). I think about 100% clearer and make much better choices after a fap sesh.