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[–]TrumpOP 143 points144 points145 points  (15 children)
No one wants a geriatric mental case in the white house.
[–]unleash_maga 73 points74 points75 points  (5 children)
Except her puppet masters. They don't care if she's just a shell, they will keep pulling the strings.
[–]ihatesnownawmeanUSMC 41 points42 points43 points  (4 children)
I would argue they want Kaine more than her. A spineless, limp-wristed globalist cuck who at least has enough life left in his pre-golden years to survive out an 8 year term of letting his masters bleed the country dry and solidify our third world stance.
(spoiler: in 2024 it will still be Bush's fault)
(eh, hell-- Trump's fault too.)
[–]SessamyUSA 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
They just want Clinton to win because they want her in office and if she dies because of her health issues after she 'tries' to get elected, Kaine, the VP will take over. Everything will be the same and the money elite will have a younger person to pull strings on then.
This must be exposed more.
[–]chainlinks 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Anyone else find it funny that Kaine looks exactly like the VP Frank Underwood took in the House of Cards remake?
And the dude turned out to be a giant pussy, just like Frank wanted.
[–]dispel_fictionGA 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
Don't forget the Republicans in Congress, they will blame that too.
Also, state governments, especially Republican ones. That way they can boost Fed power.
[–]LegendHoodsNLD 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
You're sexist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[–]nrjk 11 points12 points13 points  (2 children)
I do...but only for laughs.
[–]TrumpOP 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
Last two years of Reagan.
Just ended up being run by the Bushite neocons.
[–]WeWillNeverYieldAL 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
Poor Ron had no idea he was running the country. Nancy could arguably be the first female president
[–]cuteman 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
I wouldn't mind a little old lady librarian who has been there since the 50s only something. Doesnt use computers, but it doesn't matter because she knows where everything is. She's retiring later this year with her husband who was a shoe shine man for 48 years!
[–]StainWagginMAGA 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
Yeah lol what happened when we let Carter loose. Sweet Jesus.
[–]maga_landslide_win 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
The Saudis and the Soros do want a geriatric mental case in the White House.
[–]milhouseisa_meme 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Apparently liberals do
[–]Portaladdict1MAGA 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
This could be applied to Sanders too
[–]AntiHeroATX 89 points90 points91 points  (5 children)
It wasn't a problem when the left was all over John McCain for his age and he showed no symptoms of illness. Now we have several very suspect occurrences that point to possible issues and we're considered assholes for wanting to know the health status of one of our candidates. The mental gymnastics being performed by the sjws is on another level.
[–]BamaBangs 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)
Olympic gold
[–]MAGA_MEGA_MANWA 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)
Muh vagina
[–]setthetrapPA 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
with humas sippy straw catheter hanging out
[–]I_Post_PicsARMY 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
You ableist body shaming shitlord!!!1! Not everyone has the time, money or bone structure to engage in gymnastics. I demand you make reparations via plate of chicken tendies post haste.
I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[–]KrookedKillaryKlintUSA 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
We've got the 4D chess master as our God Emperor though, so they will eventually stumble with their mental gymnastics and get stumped like the rest.
[–]lildebbiecreampieCOAL 29 points30 points31 points  (0 children)
Are you saying Huma is sexist? That's sexist.
[–]Dioxycyclone 25 points26 points27 points  (2 children)
Why the fuck is she always wearing those weird coat things?
Does she have track marks?
[–]ihatesnownawmeanUSMC 38 points39 points40 points  (1 child)
Her entire wardrobe at this point, given the extent of her physical and mental health problems, probably hides catheters, leg bags, zap packs, diapers, etc etc, everything used to prolong the comfort and well-being of any geriatric. And it's all cutting edge, probably about 20 years ahead of conventional equipment used in the LTC facilities we peasants use. It's the hottest part of fucking summer and she's traipsing around in burlap bags and thick, stiff Kim Jong Un line-ups of trousers.

SHE'S A MESS. A BIG FAT NASTY MESS.

[–]helsCAN 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's LEAKS Everywhere!

[–]Lectitio_DivinitatusNC 37 points38 points39 points  (1 child)
Like, OMG, its totes sexist to question a womxn's halth.
edit: I was going to write about tendies, but then I just didn't feel like I could commit to it. Guess I should be made president :-D
[–]SergeantDanTwitch 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
This is so fucked!
[–]MythArcana 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Ballad of Jihad Jane

Starring Huma Abedin. Rated MPAA for gratuitous beheading, clit removal and body burning.
[–]Junosu 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
Please tell the insane despots of the world with nuclear weapons not to do anything on short notice. We need to see how Hitlary feels first! Oh my, I think I need to sit down...
[–]DownWithPastryarchyUK 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
"Madam President, Russia are threatening to launch a full scale invasion of Ukraine within the next twenty-four hours unless sanctions are lifted on them by the United States. They demand an immediate discussion over the telephone."
"Not now Richard, I really am not in the mood for it. Tell them I'll talk to them when I feel like it."
"But, Hillary, there are lives on the line here."
"Ha, that's not my problem, maybe they shouldn't live in Ukraine. Besides, most of them are white anyway."
[–]beanx 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
honestly, just look at her. and i dont mean that in a "omg she uglehhhh!" kinda way. i separate the person 'Hillary' from the 60-something year old grandma lady, and objectively think "if that were my mom or my nana, i'd be worried sick about her health and strongly urging her to reconsider this race". she really doesnt look well at all. i dont like her, but i dont think i literally hate her to the point where i'd bullshit or wish ill on her. but she doesnt look well, AT ALL. i'm pretty familiar with post-concussive syndrome, TBI, etc., and I was an adult in the 90s (versus being a toddler or whatever - e.g., i have an adult perspective on HRC going back a few decades); HRC is a VERY different person - her eyes, her physical presence, her stamina, her lack of vibrancy, clarity, etc. - than she was even 10 years ago. Even if I were inclined to vote for her (I'm not), in the back of my mind I'd still have a little nagging voice saying "you really think she can hack being POTUS, physically and cognitively?".
[–]Chewy86b 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
It's most sad that the story here is not the very clear "pay to play" implication.
[–]spacelemonOH 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
No, that's why she wasn't feeling good.
They didn't pay.
Hillary doesn't get out of bed for less than 40k
[–]GregasaurusRektz 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)
Hillary definitely should be the person answering that 3am phone call. (She shouldn't)
[–]whatwereyouthinking 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
She'll probably be up by 3am. Getting ready for breakfast.
[–]whatwereyouthinking 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
And this was 7 years ago!!
[–]anakoretenSWE 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Doing a Huma (derivative of 'humiliate'):
  • Unintentional release of intel about someone who's doing (un)intentional release of intel.
[–]FootballJedi 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Honestly guys, there's enough hard to evidence of a million other things that this corrupt devil witch has done that going after her health just comes off as conspiritorial (even if it is true) and drives attention away from the actual crimes she has committed.
[–]Go_Go_TrumpzillaAZ 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Nothing to see here, move along cough cough gag gag
[–]HighEnergyBritUK 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)

HillaryIsUnfitToBePresident

Imagine if she has to make a split second decision? Is she going to ignore the calls and take a nap? Benghazi comes to mind...
[–]Woop_D_Effindoo 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
“
Good friend of ours,
That's a Soprano's catch-phrase
[–]armcie comment score below threshold-14 points-13 points-12 points  (2 children)
This doesn't exactly sound like a smoking gun. At worst it says that on this one occasion she didn't feel well.
[–]_Donald-Trump_ 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
its more like a cock with jizz on the tip.
[–]ihatesnownawmeanUSMC 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Coupled with everything else, no it doesn't. It seems like one instance in a grand, ever-developing lineup of failing health where she can't be sure several days out that she'll be up for a personal visit because she may or may not be unconscious from a drug-induced feel good nap.
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    [–]_Donald-Trump_ 12 points13 points14 points  (1 child)
    What about the murder sprees that she goes on.
    [–]1q2s3e4f5t6h7u8k9o0PA -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
    those too, possibly from her PMS?
    [–]Renorei 13 points14 points15 points  (3 children)
    Lady here. Periods and PMS are really not a big deal. It's not an "emotional rollercoaster" especially when there's business to attend to and hard work to be done which easily distracts from emotions. Don't make this about women or women's bodies. Plenty of women Hillary's age, and plenty of women who are pre-menopausal, are in great health and could make excellent presidents.
    The problem is simply, Hillary. She's a bad person, in bad health, with bad policies. Her being a woman isn't the problem. The problem is her.
    [–]MAGA_MEGA_MANWA 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    Good point. SJWs can't seem to distinguish between criticizing a specific woman and criticizing females in general. Valid points against Hillary as president are not "sexist".
    [–]lildebbiecreampieCOAL 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Those eggs have withered long ago
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