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[–]offdutureFRA 100ポイント101ポイント  (7子コメント)

Hillary Clinton hasn't had a press conference in almost a year. She's been, and will continue to avoid a debate like the plague. As soon as Americans see The Donny lay into her, we're gonna be running out of coats - FAST

[–]energysohighOK 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

COAT DEPARTMENT IS READY, EVERYTHING MUST GO!

[–]SessamyUSA 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

We just got 2 million more today.

AND THEY ALL SAY MADE IN USA!

[–]smushkreegNY 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's a lie. She held a press conference a few weeks back.

Don't you remember, it was for minority journalists only.

[–]Rhymes_with_ikeUSAF 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

it was for minority journalists only

That shit was so hilarious. I almost didn't believe it. I was like, "no whites allowed?" that has to be a joke. Then I read about it and it was true, rofl.

[–]M3nt0RNJ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Truth is stranger than fiction.

[–]fwipfwip 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heh also moderated. What free question session is moderated?

[–]The_StumperCAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She already has the plague.

[–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 55ポイント56ポイント  (3子コメント)

Don't call it a comeback

Trump's been here for years

He's rocking his peers

Puttin' Crooked Hillary in fear

[–]WaidWilson 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tendies droppin down like a monsoon,

Listen to the cucks all moan

IMPLOSIONNNNNN

[–]gameoverman1983 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sound of millions of quivering plates of tendies fills the air.

[–]Rhymes_with_ikeUSAF 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

All joking aside. This isn't a comeback. Trump been front, center, and leagues ahead for a loooooong time.

[–]RealRowdyKid 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

I AM YOUR VOICE -the Don himself

[–]TopKekAssistant 136ポイント137ポイント  (16子コメント)

Fuck /u/spez

[–]SwiebelKuchen 25ポイント26ポイント  (13子コメント)

What did Captain Cuckman do this time?

[–]DatTrumpDohTN 41ポイント42ポイント  (10子コメント)

Be born.

[–]ziekktxTX 31ポイント32ポイント  (6子コメント)

What a loser.

[–]offdutureFRA 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

Being born doesn't make you a winner - we like those that weren't born! MAGA

[–]error404brain 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I found the pro-abortion dude.

[–]Physninj 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

NO we like those that weren't born, therefore we don't murder them in the womb.

[–]Piplup15MAGA 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I I I… I like abortion

[–]Physninj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone has their hobbies I guess, I prefer bowling, you like abortions.

[–]MrRobotVSTheWorldVA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

[–]AvadaKebabraUK 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Being born as /u/spez.

There is no recovering from a setback of that magnitude.

[–]RefrigeratorkebobUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Generally conisdered to have been a bad move.

[–]StainWagginMAGA 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Doesn't matter. He knows what he did.

[–]SwiebelKuchen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does cancer know that it is literally cancer?

[–]rumpledstiltskins 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

(offers salute) we all think it. you said it.

[–]0fficerNastyND 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

This compared with Hillary Clinton who is overcome with exhaustion after short speeches, cannot stand for prolonged periods of time, cannot sit up for prolonged periods of time, is prone to seizures, has trouble climbing stairs, is “often confused,” has not hosted a press conference in 8 months, and is paralyzed by anxiety when heckled. How will she fair against a man who once clotheslined the founder of WWF at Wrestlemania?

Pretty much a synopsis of everything posted on /r/The_Donald in the past few months.

HILLARY BTFO

[–]mtbwaltUSA 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

The only cabinet Hillary will be assembling on Nov 9 will be from Ikea.

[–]MAGA_MEGA_MANWA 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

It might be hard to assemble while sitting.

[–]MrRobotVSTheWorldVA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It might be hard to assemble while sitting in prison

FTFY

[–]TopkekzaxxonOH 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah Soros will clean up his loose ends.

[–]xcrunner1009PA 52ポイント53ポイント  (16子コメント)

I think Trump's on the right track. His responses to Milwaukee and the floods in Lousianna speaks volumes to me as a new centipede. He's showing he understands the problems that are facing the country and is meeting them head on. High energy!

[–]GaryGaryMoiMoi 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Get this patriot a coat

[–]trumpcoatbotUSA 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 177,832 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 75.01% of our goal to coat the 237,069 great people of Hialeah, Florida. Lets make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat for every coat a Centipede!

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[–]Dankald__TrumpNV 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

How new of a centipede are you? What caused you to "join the resistance"?

[–]xcrunner1009PA 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

I was originally a Rubio supporter. I was very anti-Trump. After Rubio lost I was undecided and considering voting for Gary Johnson or Crooked. But the way the media and the democrats handled Orlando, Dallas, and Nice pushed me towards Trump. Political correctness is killing people and Trump understands that it is a problem. The Milwaukee riots pushed me over the edge. I checked out Trump, and realized I agree with a lot of his positions and he isn't what the media claims.

So very new.

[–]CMMiller89 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What positions specifically do you agree with?

[–]xcrunner1009PA 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

preventing illegal immigration and keeping Syrian migrants out are the two big selling points. Also supporting our police.

[–]Block_HelenTX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome, new centipede. Great to have you.

[–]SuspiciousHistorianAUS 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not the original commenter but probably being sick and tried of the failing Democratic Party, and their insistence of pushing Political Correctness on everyone

[–]Rhymes_with_ikeUSAF 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yup. It's funny how people say Trump isn't presidential. He's incredibly presidential. He's alpha as fuck. And the fact that he's the ONLY (FUCKING ONLY) one to go to Louisiana and give a god damn shit about it, just speaks volumes. Hillary is weak, scared, and confused. And Obama checked out of the White House a looong time ago.

MAGA.

[–]CANTSTOPWONTSTOPMAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO BRAKES!

[–]TrumpTrain-botUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OFFICIAL! DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 100,000 MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 365,617,000 MPH!

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[–]vynusmagnusCA 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

THE NIGHT IS DARKEST BEFORE THE DON

[–]jdovejrFL 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

LANDSLIDE INCOMING

[–]12ipFL 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was awesome. "No odyssey is complete without its monsters." I wish there was a visual for this! Trump as Odysseus, his opponents as the various obstacles he faced.

[–]GifACatBytheToeUSA 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bow Down Cucks... The God Emperor is here to redeem your souls.

[–]DirtyWilly 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comeback? According to who? He was never down...

[–]SparkpooodleMAGA 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whoever responds to this is secretly Donald Trump!

[–]wazappa 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

We are all Donald Trump and he is our voice.

[–]Supermario_64 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That certainly sounds like something Donald Trump would say.

[–]beakysneak 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

PLEASE MR. TRUMP I'M GETTING SICK OF WINNING

[–]happinessmachineIL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You really thought you could stump the Trump? Well you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. Foolish guac bowl merchant!

[–]MAGA_MEGA_MANWA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great article. We're in the home stretch, folks. Trump is giving it his all and we should too!

[–]Cygnus_XGA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a theory that Trump has been pandering hard to the right to overcome any fears he is too far moderate. He had to beat out 16 other candidates in the GOP race, and he had to win over the #nevertrump and #cruzmissle religious crowd. He not only had to win them, he had to cement them.

As we approach the election, as we approach the debates, I think he will pivot left to win over other supporters. We see a glimpse of it with his support of the LGBT community, we see more with his recent apology.

I can't wait for the debates to hit. I know he's got a lot of fire, but if he can relate to the crowd while Hillary strokes out on stage, it will be glorious.

[–]Transceiver 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is the best part:

Donald Trump, if elected, will have taken on the Republican Party, Fox News, the mainstream media, Wall Street, the federal government, Facebook, Twitter, the President, three former Presidents, and the continent of Europe, and won.

Reminds me of that Captain America quote:

Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- "No, YOU move.”

[–]CANTSTOPWONTSTOPMAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

NO BRAKES! 10 FEET HIGHER!

[–]TrumpTrain-botUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OFFICIAL! DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 100,000 MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 365,717,000 MPH!

That's 54.53444% of the speed of light (670,616,630 MPH)! Only 304,899,630 MPH left to go!

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[–]TheWallGrowsTaller 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

THERE WILL BE A BIG BEAUTIFUL GATE TO LET PLANES THROUGH... LEGALLY.

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 233740ft.

We are 88.538% of the distance to 50 miles high (264000ft)! 30260ft remaining.
NASA awards astronaut status for flights above 50 miles.


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[–]Ronki53 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Phoenix Trump!

[–]TeamVladVA 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Don is Rising

[–]cnot3IL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He literally has paid ads triggering the fuck out of this entire website right now. It's glorious.

[–]SilkroadSamDEU 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

MAKE

[–]hack_jalseyNY 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

AMERICA

[–]ChantingMonkWI 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

GREAT

[–]beer_madnessTX[🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

AGAIN!

[–]ChantingMonkWI 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you for completing it. Happy Cake Day!

[–]beer_madnessTX[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got you fellow centipede. And, wow, it is my cake day 8}

[–]The_Rolling_Stone -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

CHEESE

[–]JawajoeyCA -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You went off script, but you know what, I'll allow it.

[–]NoPrisners 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mother and I will be voting for Donald J Trump on Nov 8. Show up to vote centipedes.

[–]SessamyUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

To a country held hostage for decades by a fascistic political correctness omerta enforced by the green-haired lesbian Gestapo of Twitter...

TOP KEK

[–]scout77 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

TRUMP TEAM!!!! Please get shipments of TRUMP WATER TO LOUISIANA!!!!!!!!

[–]NomadicKrowMS 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was never not on top. My Don has all competition mounted. MOUNTED. He's the alpha male.

[–]StinkyMilkmanSC 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great article. MAGA. Vote Trump to save America, and to prove you're not a CUCK.

[–]nonestumptrumpKEK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Interesting that the author of this article said THIS about Trump a few months ago...

[–]crw996 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If Hillary gets elected, she will have been handed the job by a political machine that buried the visible reality that she is dying and that she should have been indicted by the FBI. Donald Trump, if elected, will have taken on the Republican Party, Fox News, the mainstream media, Wall Street, the federal government, Facebook, Twitter, the President, three former Presidents, and the continent of Europe, and won.

[–]triggerbeacon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glorious, very well written article

[–]gameoverman1983 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

R Politics is going to be in full on MELTDOWN mode. The cucks over there invested so much low energy into the latest narrative that the Trump campaign was finished. SAD! The levels of increasing nervousness over the next few weeks are going to be off the charts.

[–]triggershoes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump is the underdog. He's the political outsider and a lot of his policies go against the establishment. The Dems are in for a rude awakening if they think for a second they have this in the bag. No one expects the silent majority.

[–]nukeHugsParticleLuvsCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK that was almost too high energy! Almost....I'm pumped!!!!!

[–]Centi_101010101_pedeIRL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great article. Starts me off on a high for the week-end.

Trump 2016 !!!