If this whole presidential campaign thing doesn’t work out, Donald Trump may have a future as a movie reviewer.
Twitter users decided to poke a little fun at the Republican presidential candidate this week, sparking the hashtag #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots. According to these imaginative posts, Harry Potter is now “Crooked Harry,” and an enemy to the effort to “Make Hogwarts great again.” Frodo Baggins is a total loser. (Sad!) And the shark from Jaws? Yuge. Totally yuge.
The movies run the gamut from The Lion King and Finding Nemo to The Great Escape and Edward Scissorhands, and even Trump’s own cameo in Home Alone 2 isn’t safe from mockery.
Check out a few of the funniest #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots tweets below.
Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I’d do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) August 18, 2016
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) August 18, 2016
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can’t win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
Son disrespects great, VERY successful father. True loser. Kissed his sister. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/X9KcNeyc7r
— Katethulhu (@katethulhu) August 18, 2016
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren’t captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon Free (@Travon) August 18, 2016
This guy, this creepy guy, he’s got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they’re great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron) August 18, 2016
Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can’t be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) August 18, 2016
She’s a loser, ok. She’s losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don’t know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77) August 18, 2016
There’s this fish who gets lost and his father… by the way we’re doing very well with fish. Fish love me.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Sean Kent (@seankent) August 18, 2016
Steve McQueen plays a loser. I like people who WEREN’T captured #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/WMgJ6wV1iX
— Julie Cohen (@SturgeonQueens) August 18, 2016
Publisher of a failing newspaper misses his sled! I have the greatest sleds, sleighs, and toboggans.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) August 18, 2016
I helped a kid around the lobby of a hotel once. Im great with kids, I’m the best with kids #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/BffpoLp0yB
— *Horse Noises* (@BKaslewicz) August 18, 2016