{"metadata":{"bytes_returned":128067,"execution_time":0.0321,"results":278},"data":[{"parent_id":"t1_d6kdd7l","id":"d6keqry","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"Webby912","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471390012,"body":"I already was subbed you fucking dweeb, I'm an entertainer, I entertain"},{"body":"If it is any compensation, I have MNKD still on my stock list that I watch in my Thomson ONE account.\n\nI'm praying it pops even though I'm out.","created_utc":1471388226,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author":"wumbotarian","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d57i0ey","id":"d6kdiz8","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"wumbotarian","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6kdd7l","parent_id":"t1_d6jy1wp","created_utc":1471388003,"body":"\\>not being subbed to the best subreddit already\n\n\\>mfw i have no face","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471385490,"body":"Use Ceddit. No deleted DDs, you retarded troglodyte.","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6kbm1x","parent_id":"t1_d6kbet7","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"alphaMETHYLphenETHYL","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6kbet7","parent_id":"t1_d6k1k1f","created_utc":1471385206,"body":">Check my submissions. Literally every single DD I've made was correct. \n\nExcept of course for the ones that weren't, but you deleted those to make yourself look perfect.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"parent_id":"t1_d6k8kpw","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6k8wll","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"The money doesn't make a difference. it's nothing, if compared to what my family makes. My parents don't regret paying this or even more for my education and discipline. They have been doing it for a long time, why stop now?","created_utc":1471381785},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"lolwut73","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d6k7jcy","id":"d6k8kpw","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1471381344,"body":"I'm sorry man you are really getting ripped apart here but you are just an absolute retard it's hard to have sympathy. In 5 years you're going to think you were such an idiot and I guarantee you will cringe at yourself. Hopefully you will have matured because right now your social skills are absolute shit and while you can take over daddy's company, you still need a good personality which you have made clear you don't have. Honestly I think you should delete your account, maybe go masturbate to your hentai pictures and go finish your summer reading, school should be starting soon. ","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471380051,"body":"Thanks for the post op, it was funny laughing at how much of a retard you are. And the hentai post was the cherry on the top. You are a pathetic neckbeard ","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6k7k97","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":null,"author":"lolwut73","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471380019,"body":"Not really, just nothing better to do.","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6k7jcy","parent_id":"t1_d6k6yu1","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52"},{"id":"d6k6yu1","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d6k6lqp","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"ripcitybitch","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471379312,"body":"Hahaha as evidenced by you frantically replying to 5 comments every 5 minutes to shore up your fragile self-esteem."},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Aww, the white male teen is mad! It's cute!","created_utc":1471379231,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6k6wl1","parent_id":"t1_d6k6lqp","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"Twerkulez","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52"},{"body":"I sincerely don't care about the opinion of a random nigger who lives off welfare.","created_utc":1471378859,"author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","parent_id":"t1_d6k5q43","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6k6lqp"},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"ripcitybitch","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d6k5ch1","id":"d6k5q43","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1471377748,"body":"Haha no reasonably proficient English speaker would ever use such a blatant double negative.\n\nI don't care how many sad, pathetic comments you're typing. ","author_flair_css_class":null},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6k5ch1","parent_id":"t1_d6k52ls","created_utc":1471377272,"body":"Hard to keep my writing 100% correct when Im having to reply to 5 Comments every 5 minutes.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471376932,"body":">You'll never achieve nothing in life,\n\nJesus Christ...\n\n$30,000 tuition and you still sound like an uneducated retard? ","parent_id":"t1_d6jb9bz","id":"d6k52ls","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"ripcitybitch","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"created_utc":1471375954,"body":"Hahah oh ok","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M NOT A MOD.","author":"xBonerDetective","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6k4a1c","parent_id":"t1_d6k00i3"},{"parent_id":"t1_d6jy1wp","id":"d6k1n9a","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"[deleted]","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471372738,"body":"[removed]"},{"body":"Check my submissions. Literally every single DD I've made was correct. I'm not wrong because I have enough resources to prove me right, and I don't sprout/buy-based-on bullshit.","created_utc":1471372630,"author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d6k1k1f","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d6jwzub"},{"created_utc":1471372301,"body":"Tbh most high schoolers are semi-reasonable. This guy is just bratty ignorant spoiled jackass","author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"SchrodingersSpoon","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d6k1ad8","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56ink5"},{"parent_id":"t1_d6jzwks","id":"d6k00i3","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Webby912","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471370765,"body":"yeah, r/badeconomics"},{"created_utc":1471370635,"body":"Is this linked somewhere? This is an old thread why is it getting attention","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M NOT A MOD.","author":"xBonerDetective","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jzwks","parent_id":"t1_d6jy1wp"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"WEBBBYYYYYYY!\n\nI just subbed for the same reason","created_utc":1471370588,"parent_id":"t1_d6jy1wp","id":"d6jzv4m","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Trepur349","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"parent_id":"t1_d57x0wd","id":"d6jzgs2","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Trepur349","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471370121,"body":"link?"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"> I see we're both in FL do you have A lunch or B lunch?\n\nmods plz","created_utc":1471369169,"parent_id":"t1_d578xow","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jyo80","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Webby912"},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"Webby912","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d6jya9x","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":">Business class","created_utc":1471368682,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"Webby912","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"parent_id":"t1_d571y2e","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jy1wp","body":"holy shit based mods, I just subbed","created_utc":1471368392,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471368332,"body":"He may kill you on sight if he deems it necessary.","parent_id":"t1_d6jqrn3","id":"d6jy06i","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M NOT A MOD.","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"xBonerDetective","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"created_utc":1471367103,"body":"You've undoubtedly also been wrong many times, but you're not going to admit to that because your egocentric bias has blinded you.","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"alphaMETHYLphenETHYL","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"parent_id":"t1_d56fdmk","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jwzub"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471366636,"body":"No I'm about 4 or 5 years older than high schoolers and I'm barely considered a millennial and many places call me the next generation after millennials. ","id":"d6jwm6o","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d57hsjf","author":"James0015","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6juwcd","parent_id":"t1_d56ff1s","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"detroitvelvetslim","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":">It would be extremely impactful \n\n>You have a big portfolio \n\n>For you \n\n>Was getting humiliated by degenerates part of your plan?\n\n>Of course \n\n>Whats the next step in your master plan?\n\n>Shorting the S&P500: with no survivors!","created_utc":1471364493},{"created_utc":1471361962,"body":"What is the difference between CS and CEG","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Ghost9580","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jswij","parent_id":"t1_d575k1q"},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d6jr4o9","id":"d6jrpz2","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1471360438,"body":"As I said in the post. The market isn't affected by this AT ALL currently. Within the next 8 years, whenever people think we may fall into a recession because of the amount of people who are jobless due to Computer Science/Engineering being overpopulated, that's when it's going to happen.\n\nYounger half of the millenials should be jobless due to the amount of people who are more qualified than them. Whenever the media starts catching up to it, it means that people are realizing what is happening, that's when you short the market, and make +- 200% profit easily.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"Herr_Doktore","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jr4o9","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":"How do I profit financially from this information?","created_utc":1471359657,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":">You make 30k a year, your wife makes 35k a year. You're just poor as fuck, and wish you had 1% of my income, you fucking slob. You're the reason why killing the low-iq people should be allowed\n\nDamn, he's got an income of over $3M/yr at only 16? I must learn his secrets.","created_utc":1471359177,"parent_id":"t1_d576kxk","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jqrn3","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"CallMeOatmeal","author_flair_text":null},{"body":"Yep, here's the real counter-argument. The attrition is insane, and it's not going to lessen.","created_utc":1471358556,"author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"author":"wyrdyr","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","parent_id":"t1_d57z4h7","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jqb3m"},{"parent_id":"t1_d5bz36z","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jmdk9","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"HeroesInAHalfShell_","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Or take an arrow in the knee. You can never be too careful...","created_utc":1471352353},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jc7y0","parent_id":"t1_d6jb9bz","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"TotesMessenger","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:\n\n- [/r/drama] [Retarded high schooler produces some new pasta when people doubt his investing prowess.](https://np.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4xxul3/retarded_high_schooler_produces_some_new_pasta/)\n\n[](#footer)*^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))*\n\n[](#bot)","created_utc":1471324155,"url":"https://np.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4xxul3/retarded_high_schooler_produces_some_new_pasta/"},{"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d6jb9bz","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56guw0","body":"/u/Sketch257, since you deleted your comment: LMAO, this was literally over a month ago, and just three hours ago someone actually posted it to /r/subredditdrama. Nice :D\n\nReddit doesn't enjoy successful people, and since reddit is composed of a bunch of retarded sheeps, who chose computer science, being in denial isn't as unexpected as you think! For example, take you, your average unsuccessful, computer science, sheep. You'll never achieve nothing in life, and then you will blame people who in fact DID achieve something. That's just how the world works, and this will NEVER change. \n\nEven since the old greek/roman empires it has been this way, it's just natural :)\n\nI still stand by my word that it will crash whenever all of you low-life garbage millenials start realizing there are no job openings, because every single one of you nerds, who have no friends, who have no girlfriends, who have no money, chose Computer Science.\n\nI will just sit back, and enjoy. I am 100% sure about it, and I have discussed this with people WAY above your (Or anyone's on this website) level of \"expertise\" or intelligence in general.\n\nRegardless, it will be fun to watch the bottom whining pigs crying about having no jobs after taking their own decisions, and fucking up :)","created_utc":1471322193,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471321824,"body":"Are you trying to get attention here because your rich daddy doesn't give you any at home?","parent_id":"t1_d56guw0","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6jb2jz","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Sketch257"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"url":"http://www.advisorperspectives.com/dshort/commentaries/Federal-Government-Assets-and-Student-Loans","body":"you should probably change your title then.  Just trying to be helpful here maybe delete it because you're going to get shit on by the entire sub, unless thats your goal which you seem to have done a fantastic job at.\n\nI mean fuck, you could have at least talked about the near 1 trillion federally backed student loans in this shit post.\n\n(http://www.advisorperspectives.com/dshort/commentaries/Federal-Government-Assets-and-Student-Loans)","created_utc":1471069297,"parent_id":"t1_d6fm98m","id":"d6fmkmq","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":"don't hurt me SEC, i am just a little trader","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"BubbaLotze","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"fsbishop","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","parent_id":"t1_d6fm98m","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6fme76","created_utc":1471068805,"body":"so it's not a long term short, it's \"short at any point in the next 20 years\". Not a very helpful statement lol.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6fm98m","parent_id":"t1_d6fm3lz","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1471068436,"body":"I never said \"shirt it right now\". I just said \"whenever you start seeing signs of X and X, short it, because it's happening\""},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":"don't hurt me SEC, i am just a little trader","author":"BubbaLotze","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d6fm3lz","body":"Short the S&P because it will crash in 20 years, what could possibly go wrong?","created_utc":1471068022,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"id":"d5d9d7x","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d5cuj1y","author_flair_text":null,"author":"604gainz","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468589264,"body":"Thx for the tip bro. "},{"id":"d5cuj1y","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d5ctbwp","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"You can just say \"8 years\"\n\n!RemindMe 8 Years \"See if /u/604gainz is still dumb as a door.\"","created_utc":1468551256},{"id":"d5ctbwp","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56gosa","author":"604gainz","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468549187,"body":"RemindMe! 2915 days \"hope your not such a cunt in 8years\""},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"radarthreat","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d5bz36z","parent_id":"t1_d56gu1t","created_utc":1468506955,"body":"You might tear your ACL in business school, then poof, there goes your career.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"parent_id":"t1_d56towg","id":"d5ai4jt","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":null,"author":"TheLeapingGoat","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468414274,"body":"Do you personally know of any of these cases?  I'm studying engineering but would love to get into the financial work (i think...)."},{"id":"d58z4t9","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56e9c5","author":"theRealSteinberg","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Impressive record.\n\nRemindMe! 10 Years \"Tech jobs overcrowded yet?\"","created_utc":1468311603},{"id":"d58ul61","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d57easz","author":"BANNOCIDE","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468299247,"body":"T-T-T-TURBOWRECKED!"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d58uex1","parent_id":"t1_d57skkq","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"BANNOCIDE","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"LOL","created_utc":1468298880},{"author":"VanagonLandYacht","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d585spx","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d57skkq","created_utc":1468261083,"body":"Nah that's completely inaccurate. Worst-case, people will take a government dev/IT job and get trapped in federal pay scales. Even in that case, they're making > $40k. \n\nI work for a small startup. We have a fresh grad making $125k. I know another grad making $90k doing android dev for Macy's. \n\nRight now, a comp sci grad getting a decent job is about as hard as a woman getting laid ... just go outside. ","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468253622,"body":"About to get that surprise creampie ","parent_id":"t1_d57rj1o","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d5804q1","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"TherealKernelsanders"},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"cromwest","parent_id":"t1_d56ft2o","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57zj6d","body":"Jesus Christ your going to be somebody's out of touch boss someday and run a company into the ground. Do your parents know what an idiot you are yet?","created_utc":1468252804,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"parent_id":"t1_d575k1q","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57z4h7","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"cromwest","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468252243,"body":"Dude I'm a practicing engineer. The attrition rate for engineering majors is catastrophic in the first two years of school. Less than half the students who start out in those majors fail out of school or switch majors. There is a reason why engineers get paid so much, they are rare. To prevent paying students from flunking out, most engineering programs have very high entry requirements. If the number of top tier highschool kids started applying suddenly those requirements would go even higher to compensate.  You could make the argument that tech jobs in general might get saturated but real compsci and engineering jobs will always be in demand because of the difficulty of getting those degrees.  "},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468251572,"body":"America. Of course a bunch will always start off better than the average though","parent_id":"t1_d57wkxg","id":"d57ymq5","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"TotalCreative","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"makotako13","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d57y72o","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":"As a partially computer science student this worried me for a second then made me really comfortable","created_utc":1468250959,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57xcoq","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"HairyWater69","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468249779,"body":"I think we've found Martini Shackreli's alt account "},{"created_utc":1468249295,"body":"Yo xboner imma let you finish, Imma let you finish but fscomeau was the funniest of ALL TIME. ALL TIME.","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"WolfOfSesameSt","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57x0wd","parent_id":"t1_d579lyu"},{"author":"lurkonly_man","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d56guw0","id":"d57x0e5","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468249274,"body":"Best private school in florida is like being the coolest kid in the retarded kid class...\n\nEnjoy watching everyone from the NE and west coasts have real lives while your shit-tier state continues to be a breakout point for drug epidemics.\n\nAlso have fun paying a premium price to go to football college that employers from cities in real parts of this country openly mock.  Aside from a few schools, we usually just toss any resume with a school south of mason-dixon right in the trash.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"body":"Dude got a B in high school computer science, he's the most logical thinker I know","created_utc":1468248988,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"TheBen1818","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d56v56d","id":"d57wtb3","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57wt0r","parent_id":"t1_d56ff1s","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"Fartfacethrowaway","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468248977,"body":"Read your title, it says 20 years."},{"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"TheBen1818","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d57ws3x","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d57acws","body":"Lol kids not even old enough to invest","created_utc":1468248940,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author":"theycallmeryan","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57wmht","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468248707,"body":"This is the shitposter who was promised, coming to take the reigns from /u/fscomeau. Please, /u/RiasGremorySenpai (what a faggot username by the way, GFY) make some more predictions.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468248640,"body":"Where are people with a CS degree from a good university getting 40k a year? Shit, us business majors make more than that out of college.","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57wkxg","parent_id":"t1_d57skkq","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"theycallmeryan"},{"parent_id":"t1_d56tql1","id":"d57wj5o","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"theycallmeryan","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468248570,"body":"Don't forget he's a racist (actual racist, not what the media claims as racist now lol) clairvoyant too!"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Fuck the stock market, it's going way down. I'm gonna YOLO all my money investing in this kid.","created_utc":1468248525,"parent_id":"t1_d573gvg","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57wi3b","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"theycallmeryan","author_flair_text":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"I guess I'm an engineer, because those two points don't sound outlandish at all.\n\n1) Why would I take anything as fact without proof? I'll listen to what you have to say, and respect your authority on the matter, but to take it as fact? Authority gets things wrong sometimes too.\n\n2) So write your contracts without mistakes. The point of the contract is to protect all involved parties from ambiguity and potential issues.","created_utc":1468246999,"id":"d57vint","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d57pgwr","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Reostat","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468246378,"body":"[removed]","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57v4ox","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"[deleted]","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"body":"Haven't bothered posting anything on this sub for months since it turned into virgins calling each other names while throwing their $500 savings down the toilet but you're actually serious which makes it even worse. Hope you realize how deluded you are before you get some actual money. ","created_utc":1468243009,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author":"CIark","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":"pants on head retarded","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57t8ea","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"body":"Yeah except the tech giants only hire the best of the best while 90% of the class will be making like 40k their first year","created_utc":1468241644,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"TotalCreative","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d57skkq","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56fqux"},{"body":"Yeah he's saying total bullshit, the tech sector is already slowing down fast and there's a lot less hiring but that's not news. And wtf are those salary figures? 250k USD first year? Lmao... More like 50k to be honest. This kid is retarded","created_utc":1468241297,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"TotalCreative","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d571y2e","id":"d57sepw","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"author":"xBonerDetective","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d57qokb","id":"d57s5jt","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":"...lol","created_utc":1468240734,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"id":"d57s31w","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d57mnoo","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RetardedTiger","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468240579,"body":"/r/iamverysmart "},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"This kid is on the casting couch of life.","created_utc":1468239262,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57rj1o","parent_id":"t1_d56ink5","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"wanderingtroglodyte"},{"id":"d57rd0a","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"SupahAmbition","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468238834,"body":"look guy, The only jobs we are going to lose in the near future are the jobs that Computer Science Majors can figure out how to automate."},{"created_utc":1468236988,"body":"Your short term predictions have been fantastic, no denying that. However you missed a first hand supply and demand 101 lesson. YOU COULDNT TAKE BUSINESS BECAUSE IT WAS FULL, BUT COMP SCI WASNT. What the fuck does that tell you? You say your COMP SCI teachers are preaching tech, well no shit, high school teachers are like high school students. Theres the drama, the my class's is the best class becuase I took it/teach it, there's the groups and like nerds, jocks, and special needs, and they have fads just like you and your classmates. Everyone you see probably wants to make video ames, or code for Google instead of be on the business side, and they think it's the best becuase they decide it was. Business students probably more inline with your line of thought, and only becuase they aren't in the tech class. Take head out ur are and look at the forest, not just the individual trees. \n\nIf you think your the next Wolf of Wall Street why don't you pitch the business kids into taking tech by giving them the same reach around your teacher gave to you about Google and Amazon? \n\n\nWhat's your next short term play. What are your plays surrounding Brazil and the Olympics? Surely a financial genius must have something for the hell that will break loose then. We will have to wait 10 years to see if this shit post has any credibility, maybe your so damn near sided your cannot read a road sign or anything past your screen for that matter, so why don't you stick with the short term and help us get yachts.","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Th3Duder","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57qokb"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"It is notorious where I live that they are hard because of a couple things:\n\n1: they don't take anything for a fact unless you demonstrate it via proof. It's annoying and especially stressful for newbies who often just repeat what they heard without fully understanding it. You can never say \"look it's just the way it is believe me\" you are dead.\n\n2: they will read every detail of products and contracts, so any mistake however inconsequential can be held against you. They are likely to complain. If you say you will buy tomorrow at the open and you buy at 10 let's say, you better hope the stock didn't go up from 9h30 to 10h because you will pay the difference. I am talking buy and hold strategies here, not trading which i don't do.\n\nDoes it make sense to you? I often kid that my firm would be called \"No Engineers Investments\" hehe because my mix of art/science as an investor is geared toward the art part most prevalently.","created_utc":1468233115,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57pgwr","parent_id":"t1_d57mrjf","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"PasRap"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468231432,"body":"You are judging others based on a standard that you have not yet achieved yourself. It's a common mistake among fools. And we were all fools once. Most of us. Not me of course","id":"d57p08w","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56gu1t","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"no-mans-land","author_flair_text":"instant noodles are my edge. ","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"[deleted]","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57olrv","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":"[removed]","created_utc":1468229944,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"parent_id":"t1_d56hf6s","id":"d57o83c","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Merrdank","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468228515,"body":"You're good at everything except interacting with other human beings.  But i guess you have enough daddy dick money to not have that really alter your success.  Just remember that the unsuccessful slobs that you hate are actually the people who will lead much richer lives than you.  You'll never know love outside of mother.  You'll never know what it's like to actually earn a fuck ton of money.  Just reading this thread and not delving into your post history, i would bet on you sucking a dick before its all over and done with.  You seem like maybe you'll try to rape a girl in college but she'll easily fight you off.  GFY.  If you know any out of work software engineers or \"tech\" graduates, please let me know because my company has been looking for some for about 3 months now.  "},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Mefistofeles1","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d57mrjf","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d5789ph","created_utc":1468223444,"body":"> Only engineers are more difficult to deal with\n\nHow comes? I never heard of people complaining about us, but it may be a cultural thing since where I live there are like a couple nerds studying engineering total which is just not enough to make any kind of stereotypes.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author":"Mefistofeles1","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d576kxk","id":"d57mnoo","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":"> \"I don't need to convince dumb people that I'm smart. I know that I'm smarter than most/all of you, that's why Im just sharing my wisdom, and not telling people how smart I am.\"\n\nHoly shit that is amazing.","created_utc":1468223102,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"[deleted]","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d57keno","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d571y2e","created_utc":1468216759,"body":"[removed]","author_flair_css_class":null},{"parent_id":"t1_d56fvrv","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57jpc2","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"Medveded","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Mech E from NYU here, can confirm. CS/CE guys all got job offers before graduation. It took me, and many of my class mates, a while to fine solid engineering work. There is huge demand for CS currently.... ironically the demand is absurdly high in the financial field. But OP wouldn't exactly know, since he's neither old enough nor grounded enough to actually look for jobs.","created_utc":1468215059},{"created_utc":1468214550,"body":"Son, my family owned a fairly large company too. My dad owned the biggest company that worked with Eastern Europe in his field. I saw that company form, when my family was living below the poverty line as a child ($30,000 split six ways). I saw that company grow and from 2006-2013, I could probably say that I was one of the 1%-er's that occupy wall street hated so much, regardless of the recession. Then I saw this company go bankrupt and disappear, thanks to the current political and economic climates in Russia and Ukraine, in just a year and a half. Instead of rolling around in cash, I bust my ass off at work every day, although I make decent pay and have some great opportunities lined up.\n\nMy point is, you have no right to be entitled right now. In fact, you're not even being entitled. You're being an immature cunt.\n\nIf you'd actually worked for anything in your life and actually achieve anything, then you'd be right to feel entitled to the status that comes with it. But, as of today, you're a snot nosed fuck with shit for brains, just like every other 17-18 year old twat out there. Going to a school that costs $36k doesn't mean shit. My sister's high school cost $40k/yr, but she dropped out of college after sophomore year and still doesn't have anything going for her at age 21. \n\nDon't build your ego on your parents' achievements. That's the most surefire way to have life come in and destroy it.","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Medveded","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57jha4","parent_id":"t1_d56ft2o"},{"parent_id":"t1_d56j52t","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57j0x6","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"blackcardmusic","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468213527,"body":"The market is gonna crash in teh future. Its done it in the past big whoop. WTF is up with all these stupid fortune tellers here.\n\nAnd when it does start crashing I will switch to puts so DGAF."},{"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57iy3y","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"MilkMySpermCannon","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468213355,"body":"It doesn't matter how many people want to or choose to major in Tech. Many will drop out when they can't handle the weeder classes. The minority that work their ass off in college WILL find jobs."},{"parent_id":"t1_d57bz6n","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57ijmx","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"louieanderson","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468212465,"body":"> Holy fuck thanks for the pin I would have missed this.\n\nAren't high school students a bit *old* for you?"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"think about it, robots will soon be replacing every basic job available. The major skill of the future will be programming (what else would you do), I think all these people wanting to major in computer science are on the right path, although college doesn't exactly teach it the best way, they're still learning it.","created_utc":1468211484,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57i2nk","parent_id":"t1_d575k1q","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"MasterSwamii","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57i0ey","parent_id":"t1_d57dzkq","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","author":"xBonerDetective","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468211352,"body":"I'm married to it as it is, I have 150 $2 January calls I bought for 8\u00a2 and like 7000 shares at about $1.50 cost basis. If that baby pops I'm not going to be too worried about anything.\n\n\nI definitely won't beat myself up that I didn't put more in. A quarter of a million dollars should hold me over for a while.\n\nAnd if not, whatevs. Money come money go."},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"GotItFromEbay","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"parent_id":"t1_d575k1q","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57hsjf","body":">fun to see you millennial faggots begging for money.\n\nAren't you a millennial faggot?","created_utc":1468210905,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author":"koolbro2012","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d57gwr3","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56gfho","body":"Screen shots of your trades or gtfo... You scrub.","created_utc":1468209187,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"created_utc":1468209116,"body":"U stupid as fuck.  Everyone here got stupider for having read your post.  You should make another post apologizing to the sub and go kill yourself.","author_flair_css_class":null,"author":"koolbro2012","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57gveb","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"How many times were you wrong, though? Seems kind of like confirmation bias to me, tbh.","created_utc":1468208522,"id":"d57gjzu","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56guw0","author":"Cinnamon_Boots","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"id":"d57fxfy","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"alochemes","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"I've been a reader on this subreddit for months now, never felt like truly joining in because I knew it would be all down hill from there. \n\nUntil I saw this quality shit post from some micro dick faggot. Look kid, you're quite possibly one of the most insecure sad excused for a human that I have ever seen. You respond to everything. IF YOURE THAT RIGHT STFU and move on. Don't defend your self to \"poor retarded idiots on WSB\" go drink draino. Gets you fucked up. And show us your real account. 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He's an ignorant, hormonal dipshit, but so are you.","created_utc":1468193505,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"BANNOCIDE","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d5780fr","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d575sfs"},{"created_utc":1468192798,"body":"Looks like even babysitters are on WSB","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"Shark_life","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","parent_id":"t1_d5754oa","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d577luq"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Stop feeding that delusion, because he's not actually wealthy.","created_utc":1468192644,"id":"d577ipc","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d57765h","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"xBonerDetective","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"id":"d5777r1","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56svk5","author_flair_text":null,"author":"urmomzvag","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468192110,"body":"GET LEARN'T SON DANM"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468192031,"body":"goodness, youre a fiesty little spoiled cunt rich boi. how much of daddy's hard earned money have you lost? come back when you achieve something on your own merit, not daddy's money. 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Tune in next month when OP sucks a fat cock.","created_utc":1468191036,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/hentai/comments/4mg6yh/itou_life_laying_down/?ref=share&ref_source=link","created_utc":1468191025,"body":"A collection of quotes from OP:\n\n\n\"I wrote it, so I know what I'm talking about\"\n\n\n\"And im 16 year's old. You're pathetic.\"\n\n\n\"Im telling you, and providing facts, as to why it will happen. I'm currently in high school, and seeing it first hand.\"\"\n\n\n\"If the person is in my house, without my consent, he will be killed on sight if I deem it necessary\"\n\n\n\"I don't need to convince dumb people that I'm smart. I know that I'm smarter than most/all of you, that's why Im just sharing my wisdom, and not telling people how smart I am.\"\n\n\n\"You make 30k a year, your wife makes 35k a year. You're just poor as fuck, and wish you had 1% of my income, you fucking slob.\nYou're the reason why killing the low-iq people should be allowed\"\n\n\n\"I can be entitled, because I am better than most people at almost everything.\"\n\n\n\nOP, you frequently make posts on /r/socialanxiety, would you care to comment that?\n\n\n[BONUS HENTAI POST](https://www.reddit.com/r/hentai/comments/4mg6yh/itou_life_laying_down/?ref=share&ref_source=link)\n","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"xBonerDetective","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d576kxk","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56ki2t"},{"created_utc":1468190176,"body":"Christ, this is the kid who drives a Mercedes in high school then acts like he earned it ","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Lost_in_Adeles_Rolls","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d5762hv","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56gx33"},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"xBonerDetective","parent_id":"t1_d575k1q","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d57621e","body":"I know, that's why I stickied this for you buddy. You are wise beyond your 16 years. We need to get this out to the public ASAP.","created_utc":1468190155,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468190152,"body":"what are you talking about? Specialists are in massive demand right now. You would not believe some of the offers my family members (5 specialists in my immediate and extended family) are turning down. Obama care has increased demand. You aren't making as much as in the 90s, but that wasn't a supply and demand problem, it's an insurance problem. Medical insurance is a massive oligopoly. ","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d5761zb","parent_id":"t1_d56j8hw","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"bobloadmire","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52"},{"id":"d575sfs","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56yl16","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Except the kind of trash who is shit-talking him, is the kind of trash who will be unemployed because of the overcrowding.","created_utc":1468189722},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d575k1q","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d571y2e","body":"ITT: A bunch of delusional people who are majoring in Computer Science. It will be fun to see you millennial faggots begging for money.","created_utc":1468189346,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author":"Lost_in_Adeles_Rolls","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d56j4rg","id":"d575auu","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468188937,"body":"Dude, he goes to the *most expensive high school in florida*, this kid is going places ","author_flair_css_class":null},{"id":"d5758dj","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56j5lg","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Lost_in_Adeles_Rolls","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"That's how they get you!  The % vested always gets me \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\n\nFuck you company 401K, I don't want to pay fees in your shitty limited platform.  ","created_utc":1468188828},{"created_utc":1468188757,"body":"What catalyst is 2026? When will this inflation of comp sci students actually cross the demand line? I'm in CS in university and it's not hard at all to find jobs. Even terrible terrible programmers that don't speak english get really good jobs.","author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":"biggest fruit on the AAPL tree","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"shortAAPL","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d5756r1","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d5754oa","parent_id":"t1_d56j52t","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"theRealSteinberg","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"\"I deal with entrepreneurs' children\" -> Care to share stories?","created_utc":1468188669},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"tehlockeness","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","parent_id":"t1_d571y2e","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d574fdd","created_utc":1468187554,"body":"> that Brittany's tits got bigger over summer\n\nIt's all about the DD's","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468186141,"body":"what a bright star","parent_id":"t1_d5729b0","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d573gvg","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"collegefurtrader"},{"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"hymen_lebman","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d573c5w","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56j52t","created_utc":1468185943,"body":"Wait are you a programmer? Seems like most people here are mad because they are CS majors and not necessarily because what he said was wrong. It could go either way, CS's popularity reminds me of the lawyer (the country always needs lawyers right?) craze a few years ago.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"xBonerDetective","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","parent_id":"t1_d56dnn8","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d573acz","created_utc":1468185863,"body":"Hey buddy, this will make a great xpost to /r/blunderyears too when this rolls around.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"xBonerDetective","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d5733s4","parent_id":"t1_d56j52t","created_utc":1468185599,"body":"Really? I was losing hope, as all we had were stale FScomeau jokes. \n\nAnd then, from the darkness, this...ray of sunshine here, he decides to make this post.\n\nEverything is okay again.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"created_utc":1468184507,"body":">Ruby mines\n\nLost it.","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","author":"xBonerDetective","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","parent_id":"t1_d56h6p3","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d572djz"},{"body":"Here we can see that OP exhibits a maturity level that extends far beyond his years.\n\nFurther reading of his post history will also show you that he has recently won an award for good attendance, which he was nervous about receiving, but nonetheless.\n\nGreat find.","created_utc":1468184318,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","author":"xBonerDetective","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d56n71i","id":"d5729b0","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d571y2e","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":"IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A MOD.","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"xBonerDetective","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Boys, listen up.\n\nWe've got someone who's got BOOTS ON THE GROUND inside of a mother fucking HIGH SCHOOL, where entire nations economies are either made, or are catastrophically destroyed.\n\nThe fact that you all are berating him sickens me. He's got his ear to the ground, he hears what all these 16 year old kids whisper in the halls about what they think they want to major in in high school, that Brittany's tits got bigger over summer, that lunch today is fucking chicken patties again. He sees all of it. No bullshit economic reports, secondary sources citing models and data that are probably just all made up anyway, who cares. \n\nThe point here is the storm is brewing. Just the other day, both Brent and Dave said \"I think I want to major in CompSci idk\". Soon it will be everyone.\n\nAnd as OPs flawless logic says (again, how are you idiots missing this?) if everyone majors in CompSci our country will be a post apocalyptic wasteland. There will be no doctors, construction workers, teachers, accountants. They will all just be looking for tech jobs that DO NOT EXIST. And you might say well, in an oversaturated job market, wouldn't someone just be economically incentivized to follow another career path?\n\nAnd the answer is yes, OP stop posting in hentai subs and saying nigger on the internet and skip straight to killing yourself.","created_utc":1468183837},{"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56ym9v","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"[deleted]","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"[removed]","created_utc":1468178712},{"created_utc":1468178659,"body":"This post reminds me of a video.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z6TecVZAhk","url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z6TecVZAhk","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"anomaly220","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56yl16"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"[removed]","created_utc":1468178588,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56yjdw","parent_id":"t1_d56thsx","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"[deleted]"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56xx6c","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"bobloadmire","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Well I hope there are at least jobs for professional autists for your sake.","created_utc":1468177618},{"body":"Top kek right here","created_utc":1468177417,"author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"bobloadmire","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56xsq4","parent_id":"t1_d56gu1t"},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"BullishBonsai","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d56xfc9","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56ink5","created_utc":1468176832,"body":"I remember when I used to be young and real fucking stupid. Its such a beautiful time before completely jaded. White entitlement and daddies bank account backing up whatever this shithead does just oozes through the keyboard","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468175325,"body":"I wish I could get that time back.  The basis of your \"DD\" is that the market will be overcrowded thus a recession will follow?  That's guessing at its best with absolutely no data figures to back it up.  Anyone can look at today's market and the past several years of its bull run and say there will be another recession nearly 10 years from now.  You're no better than these CNBC \"analysts\" who predict a crash is near but in the short term.  And they actually have at least some data to back their shitty prediction.  And food for thought, you need to learn to take criticism first if anything because you're clearly an emotional kid who's trying to make some footing on the notion that you are always right. That's the mentality of a teenager.  ","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56wh0i","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"gelidstar"},{"id":"d56v56d","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"JoeFCaputo0113","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"You are a logical thinker?! LOL, top kek fucking fgt. GFY you homeless, jobless pussy.","created_utc":1468173183},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Cosack","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56u1oh","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":"Hot jobs are a regular thing, but the markets adjust. There hasn't been a single recession that I can think of which was caused by an overabundance of human capital in a particular job market.\n\nBut let's say you call it. Then what? A long term short of the market is a plain and simple retarded idea. The markets don't look for what's out ten years ahead. They look at what's in front of them and move in cycles, with a long term positive trend. Regardless of a recession or not, the market will be higher in 20 years. The only thing that could change this is the collapse of the US as a first world country. That's not a bet you can do DD on, and if you think you can, go hang out with other braindead fucks like Michael Moore.\n\nIn short, your DD is not DD, but lack thereof. GFY until you don't feel like a virgin anymore.","created_utc":1468171462,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"parent_id":"t1_d56n71i","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56tql1","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"autisticamish","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"A faggot, autistic, AND edgy. This guy's 4chan incarnate. ","created_utc":1468170979},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"autisticamish","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d56gkoe","id":"d56towg","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468170907,"body":"Exactly. In fact, people with engineering degrees are now being hired in the finance world... engineering will not die out anytime soon.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"body":"Your arrogance is going to take you no where. ","created_utc":1468170808,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author":"autisticamish","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d56tmom","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56gx33"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Oof that joke hurt deep ","created_utc":1468170641,"id":"d56tiwy","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56j5lg","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"autisticamish","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56thsx","parent_id":"t1_d56ft2o","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"VanagonLandYacht","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"lol you're a meme and you don't even know it ","created_utc":1468170591},{"created_utc":1468169771,"body":"From one student to another, you're a piece of shit.","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"qweasdzxc322","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56syxs","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"created_utc":1468169628,"body":"> just proved your wrong\n\nGuess that $32,000 / year high school education isn't doing much for you?\n","author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"david8340","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d56guw0","id":"d56svk5","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"parent_id":"t1_d56ffly","id":"d56rilc","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Will_Murray","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468167416,"body":"It may not be the absolute dream job version of that job which does have limited numbers, but CS is such a transferrable skills you will be fine. You can tutor, teach, work at different companies (all are trying to automate right now and finance companies are paying lots of money to compete with silicon valley).  Plus that degree will give you the tools to turn your own project into a company.  As long as you like doing it you will be able to find an avenue to apply it.  Doing it just for the sake of money will leave you disappointed."},{"author":"Shark_life","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d56jb6f","id":"d56rgsl","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468167332,"body":"Those guys usually get tired of bartending and then go on to write d lsat and then buttfuck themselves with law school loans","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468163594,"body":"IP law isn't a very good analogy. I deal with these fucks every now and then most of them  have  a PhD in the hard sciences, engineering, pharmacy or math.","parent_id":"t1_d56ghfj","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56pbnm","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Shark_life"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468162051,"body":"Who wrote your title?","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56oiy0","parent_id":"t1_d56fecr","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"redditorium","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null},{"id":"d56nw22","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56dy69","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"collegefurtrader","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteRights/comments/4rssx9/the_shooters_from_today_are_niggers/?ref=share&ref_source=link","body":"OP saves the good DD for /r/whiterights    \n\n[THE SHOOTERS FROM TODAY ARE NIGGERS.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteRights/comments/4rssx9/the_shooters_from_today_are_niggers/?ref=share&ref_source=link)","created_utc":1468160753},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"collegefurtrader","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56n71i","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteRights/comments/4rssx9/the_shooters_from_today_are_niggers/?ref=share&ref_source=link","created_utc":1468159271,"body":"[one of his recent DDs:\n\nthe shooters from today are niggers](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteRights/comments/4rssx9/the_shooters_from_today_are_niggers/?ref=share&ref_source=link)","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author":"Mistabeef","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d56fpfi","id":"d56m0ga","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","body":"Since you admittedly don't interact with poor people and are also very young and haven't been fd over by life yet, let me give you some perspective. Your oarents have no money and no education, no financial education. When you are ten, your dad takes off, poof,gone. You grow up in that environment, you go to a school where the majority of teachers don't care or worse, are substitutes who don't care and don't know the subject to boot. Your nom gets cancer. You \"graduate.\" You get a shitty job in retail making $10/hr. Now despite your shitty life you just happen to be motivated. So you work hard, you get promoted. You now make $13/hr. You are now 21. Your mom dies. There's no money, she had no insurance no house etc. You need an apartment, quick. After health insurance and taxes you are making 1200 a month. You find a shithole apt in the ghetto with a roommate for 750, (375 each) You eat cheap shitty food but still groceries for yourself are 160/mo. Gas averages out to $50/mo. Electric 20. You have a shitty prepaid phone 30/mo. You needs car to get to work. 200/mo. You are young, you need full coverage due to loan, 200 month. You have to go to the laundrymat 30 month. You have to put gas in your car $80 month. So you are at 1155. 45 left over without ever investing in 401k and getting to take advantage your company match, or investing in stock through an ESPP, without having a single beer with your friends to reflect on your crappy life, without wifi to play video games, without cable etc, without even yet furnishing your apt. with out any other unforseen problems happening. WO you get a part time job. Since you work in retail making tour schedule is unpredictable, so you are only able to get a overnight job making 10/hr 4 nights a week 5 hours a shift, you are tired all the time but now you have a little room to breath and at least but a bed and a couch.\nSince you have no money you don't go out. You go hiking. You fall and break your ankle. Even with insurance you end up with over 10k in medical bills. You miss work. Fortunately you have std but it only pays 2/3 of what you make. You lose your part time job. You get a credit card to get you through the 3 months out of work.... You default on your car loan and it gets repo'd ... Your credit score goes down to 550. And so it goes. This is how real life works for poor people. They don't have time to sit and just think about making life better. It's just not as easy as you imagine.\nAlso all this assumes you even get credit to buy a car get a cc etc. If you do your rates are insane. \nI'm just saying, its easy to call people dumb when you are privileged.","created_utc":1468156448,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"id":"d56lngk","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"ramble_tamble","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"It's one thing to produce data and a hypothesis for others to consider. Perfect. I'd even venture to say I might even agree with some parts of the hypothesis.\n\nIt's another thing to launch into an arrogant diatribe throughout this thread about how you're \"smart\", you go to an expensive school, have ties to some kind of family business, etc. and how everyone is stupid, poor, etc.\n\nWhat you're not understanding when people say they're cringing is that all you need to do is the first part. The data and hypothesis. That's what a professional does. \n\nAll that other misc stuff hurts you. You can't really go anywhere professionally if nobody likes or trusts you... even more so if you own the business.","created_utc":1468155461},{"body":"Overcrowded? What, will the accidentally list 501 companies?\n\nThe market will punish you one way or another if you short it long term.","created_utc":1468154900,"author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"robertito42","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56lgec","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"body":"Damn the amount of times you've called someone brain-dead, retarded, unsuccessful, pathetic etc. in this thread tells me everything I need to know. Wait until your hormones have stabilized before engaging in discourse. Puberty is a bitch, I know","created_utc":1468151964,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"ollazo","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d56ki2t","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"parent_id":"t1_d56j52t","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56jot6","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"hyruken","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"I am sad as fuck to having gotten drawn into it.  The \"troll\" is strong with this one.","created_utc":1468149032},{"parent_id":"t1_d56hanc","id":"d56jb6f","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"TheHaleStorm","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468147515,"body":"I don't know bro, we have been overcrowded with arts majors for a while now and nothing has crashed yet."},{"author":"starkmatic","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56j8hw","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468147214,"body":"I would agree. Market will be overcrowded. As a physician specialist in a small field I know what this means. Not as bad for us, we can still make a ton but not like the fuckers in the past. Comp sci people are overcrowding their field. ","author_flair_css_class":null},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"TheHaleStorm","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d56j7wh","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56ghfj","created_utc":1468147147,"body":"Dude, you should go back to school for 18th century agrarian business management. I here the S&P is going to tank in 8 years and we won't have computers or science anymoe.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"TheHaleStorm","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56j6he","parent_id":"t1_d56fecr","body":"Still useless.","created_utc":1468146991,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"TheHaleStorm","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56j5lg","parent_id":"t1_d56gd2o","body":"He is confused. He switched from robinhood to fidelity and all the green is confusing him.","created_utc":1468146884,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"created_utc":1468146829,"body":"This thread is sad as fuck, it actually made me feel bad to read all the comments. In my daily life I deal with entrepreneurs' children often and the attitude they got is so fucking depressing.\n\nOP I wish you the best, I am certain you are a smart kid. But damn, I hope you lose the arrogance.\n\nNot really a DD but interesting viewpoint (though i disagree 100% and think computer software engineering will be the best building block for your actual career choice (masters etc). Basically, learning to program will become the new literacy)","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"PasRap","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56j52t"},{"parent_id":"t1_d56dy69","id":"d56j4rg","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"TheHaleStorm","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468146793,"body":"Dude said he is in highschool.\n\nThat means he is still a teenager and knows everything.\n\nWe should all take his advice while we can, because once he turns 20 he will just be a dumbass just like the rest us and not know anything anymore."},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"TherealKernelsanders","parent_id":"t1_d56hf6s","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56ink5","body":"I love hearing shit like this from bright eyed high schoolers, the real world is just waiting to fuck them ","created_utc":1468144805,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"created_utc":1468139991,"body":"Not really, You're just too dumb to understand. I'm saying that I'm good at everything I try my hand at. But the company is too big for me to run it without experience.\n\nAnd again, that's why you're a loser in life, and will never be successful.","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56hf6s","parent_id":"t1_d56he9u"},{"id":"d56he9u","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56h6p3","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Shark_life","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":">just because I THINK I know what I have to do, it doesn't mean I do know.\n\nthe cognitive dissonance is strong with this one","created_utc":1468139898},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Again, you're retarded enough not to read it. \"The market will be overcrowded by 2026, for sure. But it should all go down around 2024\"\n\nJust read the fucking post before commenting, and stop being such an autistic, braindead, troglodyte.","created_utc":1468139537,"id":"d56hanc","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56h8vc","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"author_flair_text":null,"author":"hyruken","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"parent_id":"t1_d56gw0m","id":"d56h8vc","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468139351,"body":"School is now in session...\n\n\"Silver, along with other precious metals, are trending upwards,  I expect they will continue to go up in the next month.  I bought Aug calls at the 20.50 strike price.\"\n\n\"S&P 500 was close to closing at All Time Highs (ATH) on Friday.  I expect resistance will hold and the market will retrace in the next week.  Buying puts for next's week epiration\".\n\n\nThose are two examples of predictions and the actions I've taken to capitalize on them.  If you've read up on goal setting or management practices, you would recognize them.  You give your target audience, in this case WSB, a target and you give them a time frame in which you expect the target to be hit.\n\nYour time frame is very specific./s  Sometime between now and 2024.  All we have to do in the next 8 years is wait for the media to \"talk about how the positions are overcrowded\".\n\nIs it becoming clear why I think this is a non-prediction prediction?  Very general time frame (now until 2024).  No specific target (e.g. S&P @ 2,240).  And no action other than to monitor the media.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d56h6p3","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56h3lh","body":"I plan on completing the MBA mainly because I actually fear that I can fuck the company up, and just because I THINK I know what I have to do, it doesn't mean I do know.\n\nThe company is worth more than you could guess, and making it nose-dive wouldn't be very good. Even though my family has income through Stocks, Real Estate, Ruby Mines, Farms, and Multiple companies, this company alone is a lot of money per month. I would never go in blindfolded, just because I THINK I can.","created_utc":1468139137,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"Shark_life","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","parent_id":"t1_d56gu1t","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56h3lh","created_utc":1468138837,"body":"If you think about it, for your level of intelligence, getting an MBA is redundant. 1) You're in high school, but yet know everything. 2) Because you know everything, you don't need more education 3) Because you don't need more education, you can drop out now 4) Because you've dropped out, now you can work for daddy, for whom you'll be working for anyway, if you had gone to college for 4 years and completed an MBA on top of that.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56gx33","parent_id":"t1_d56gw5b","created_utc":1468138204,"body":"You ask for my right DDs, I give you a list with 10DDs that I got right, without missing one prediction inbetween, and you keep trying to say I'm wrong. How pathetic can one be?","author_flair_css_class":null},{"id":"d56gw5b","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56ff1s","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Shark_life","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468138117,"body":"This one's been reading too much Zero Hedge. "},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56gw0m","parent_id":"t1_d56gvcz","body":"You're so fucking autistic. Jesus fuck, read the last fucking line, you braindead moron.\n\n\"If you want to pull this off, you should wait more, maybe until the media is talking about how the positions are overcrowded, before you make your move. You should just keep this post in mind for the next years, and whenever you hear the Media talking about it, short it. Or long whatever will go up (Gold, Guns, etc)\"\n\nYou can't even fucking read, jesus fuck dude. Go fucking kill yourself.","created_utc":1468138105,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"body":"Still no reply on how to actually make money from your ground breaking DD.  Your \"DD\" is not actually due dilligence, its a conversation around a campfire.\n\nAnd yet, you're oddly specific about me not taking a money-making opportunity when you can't even define what the opportunity is.  Except that I should short the market before 2024.  Spot on analysis.","created_utc":1468138043,"author_flair_css_class":null,"author":"hyruken","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d56gosa","id":"d56gvcz","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"created_utc":1468137998,"body":"I just love it how people keep upvoting you, even though I showed everyone how many times I've been right, and just proved your wrong. you pathetic slob.","author_flair_css_class":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d56dy69","id":"d56guw0","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"id":"d56gu1t","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56gpv6","body":"That's why you're unsuccessful, and will never be successful. Pathetic.","created_utc":1468137917,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author":"Shark_life","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d56gpv6","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56ft2o","body":"You can skip the MBA since you'll be working for daddy anyway. Save yourself the time and effort. ","created_utc":1468137532,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Im just telling people that whenever they see the media talking about a possible crash on the tech industry due to the job overcrowding, it's their time to move. Fuck off, this is a subreddit for people who want to make money, not for people who complain that other people are making money.\n\nRegardless of the method, people who are here, are here to MAKE MONEY. So by July 8th 2024, I will sit there are say \"Holy shit I made a lot of money, hopefully some faggot from WSB listened to me, and made money too.\"\n\nThat will happen while faggots like you are losing your jobs because you didn't listen to me. While you cry about the 1% Destroying the world, just like your average pathetic millennial.\n\n\n","created_utc":1468137431,"id":"d56gosa","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56glc6","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"I have wasted too much time on this.  I want it back.  But since I can't get it back, I can at least comment on your post in impotent anger on how stupid I am for having wasted my time on it.  And it has nothing to do with your main thesis.\n\nSo, where is the money making opportunity?  This is WallStreetBets, not WallStreetEconThesis.  Seriously, what's the play you're advocating?  I can't tell from your post or comments.  Short the market immediately, and wait for the Great Tech Graduate Crisis of 2024?\n\nAnd why should I short the market if there is a glut of qualified tech graduates?  Wouldn't that mean the labor costs of Google, FB, Microsoft, etc, would be lower?  Increased gross margins for all!!!\n\nCongratulations on all your DDs and large moves.  I'm not sure you'll get a trophy, but at least you'll have the satisfaction of sitting in your office on Monday, July 8, 2024 and saying to yourself, \"I told those fuckers on WSB this was going to happen.\" \n\nFrom me: Downvote","created_utc":1468137105,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56glc6","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"hyruken","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52"},{"parent_id":"t1_d56ghfj","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56gkoe","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"Synec113","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468137040,"body":"As for engineering - there's so many different types of, and applications for, engineering degrees that there will never ever EVER be overcrowding an overcrowding of the field."},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"I've showed you the facts, whether you're in denial or not, I don't care.","created_utc":1468136911,"parent_id":"t1_d56ghfj","id":"d56gj9h","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468136748,"body":"It won't be. Regardless of how many leave high school wanting to go into the industry only a fraction make it. Weeder classes take out some but the higher level classes, which aren't intended to be overly difficult, fail out a lot, many people just aren't built for it. On top of that, it's not something you can do unless you're actually passionate about it - people don't realize how incredibly dull cs is until a couple years in.\n\n(Graduated with a b.s. in cs last year)","parent_id":"t1_d56g1se","id":"d56ghfj","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Synec113","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"id":"d56gh13","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56gfcv","author":"[deleted]","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468136713,"body":"[removed]"},{"created_utc":1468136571,"body":"[removed]","author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"[deleted]","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d56gd2o","id":"d56gfho","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Have you heard of this guy called Fscomeau? He's a successful professional trader (emphasis on \"succ\") and he's telling that shorting the S&P is a bad idea http://www.fscomeau.com/seriously-guys-stop-trying-to-short-the-market/","created_utc":1468136559,"url":"http://www.fscomeau.com/seriously-guys-stop-trying-to-short-the-market/","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56gfcv","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"EndOfTheDigitalAge","author_flair_text":null},{"parent_id":"t1_d56g8nu","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56gdwk","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"[deleted]","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468136427,"body":"[removed]"},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"GotItFromEbay","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56gd2o","parent_id":"t1_d56ebjn","created_utc":1468136352,"body":"Prove it.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"created_utc":1468135950,"body":"It all comes down to the idea that if it were as simple as it seems, it wouldn't be a problem. There's a reason why white trash breeds white trash. Education is the key to escaping poverty. Instead of getting angry, I educate, even if they don't understand the concepts. At the very least it's the better outcome. Just my .02 to think about the next time you're in that situation. Godspeed friend. ","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Spockthecasualgamer","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56g8nu","parent_id":"t1_d56g44s"},{"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"parent_id":"t1_d56fyos","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56g44s","body":"I see, and I agree. I feel sorry for people who isn't as lucky as me, or you, or someone else, but the basics still apply to them, they do something, and they get something in return. Which can be avoided simply by thinking about it for a while.\n\nThough I have never seen it first hand, I can't blame each and every one of them. But I can say, with certainty, that they could be in a better situation effortlessly, just by thinking about it. Or by being instructed before commuting mistakes.","created_utc":1468135551,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Im not saying it is currently overcrowded. Im saying it will be overcrowded in 5-8 years.","created_utc":1468135347,"parent_id":"t1_d56fvrv","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56g1se","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null},{"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56fyos","parent_id":"t1_d56fvam","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Spockthecasualgamer","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"It's not that people don't try, it's that they haven't been taught how to. Granted, I've never been taught how to manage my money, but I've had the intuition to do it on my own. I mean fuck man I learned how to trade stock options on my own and I see my friends struggle with the most basic concepts. It's so easy to get into debt and stay that way. If people were as aware as me corporations wouldn't be as profitable. Media pushes for more and more spending 24/7 with no after thought. It's just a thought to keep in your mind sometimes.","created_utc":1468135082},{"id":"d56fvrv","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"someroastedbeef","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468134834,"body":"Every person I know from NYU or Berkeley with a CS degree is full-time employed after college (about ~25 people) \n\nI graduated from the business school at NYU and literally like 99% of our graduating class has a full-time job "},{"id":"d56fvam","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56fsfe","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468134793,"body":"Hm, I've never been very in contact with people who have financial problems. Even though I've lived in Brazil, I usually don't get to talk/live together with people who are struggling. And even though I feel pity for these people, anyone can manage their money properly and end up with a good result. Some people just don't try."},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t1_d56fqux","id":"d56ft2o","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468134613,"body":"> There will be jobs for people your age. You'll be working for me.\n\nI can guarantee you 100% I won't be working for anyone. My family owns an extremely large company, and after finishing my MBA I will take over it.\n\n\n>This might make a good paper for your AP whatever class but it's not real life. You sound like an entitled kid with too much time on your hands. Go volunteer at the dog shelter or something.\n\nNot a thesis, just sharing my DD. Just like I do roughly once a month, and am always right. And the reason I'm entitled is because I can be entitled.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Idk, I live in a town that has half the national average household income. So I tend to see poverty first hand. I don't blame these people for taking things like payday loans. Unfortunately that's the only option most of these people have. It's tough to watch sometimez","created_utc":1468134556,"id":"d56fsfe","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56fpfi","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Spockthecasualgamer","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"id":"d56fqux","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"VanagonLandYacht","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"You had me at \"I'm a high school student and I can assure you\"\n\nBro I just went back to college Rodney Dangerfield style at a top ranked state university. CS graduates are getting $100-120k/year from Google and Apple right after graduation. The problem with you thesis is this: EVERY COMPANY IS A TECHNOLOGY COMPANY NOW. Maybe Amazon doesn't have room for every CS graduate but guess what? Everyone from Monsanto to Pepsi needs to build software, apps, etc. There will be jobs for people your age. You'll be working for me. \n\nThis might make a good paper for your AP whatever class but it's not real life. You sound like an entitled kid with too much time on your hands. Go volunteer at the dog shelter or something. ","created_utc":1468134426},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"I see. But the way I see it is: Each person takes his own path, and deals with the consequences. \"You reap what you sow\" And as an investor, all I can do is make money off of what I can see. No one forces these people to take payday loans, or to buy a new phone whenever it comes out, that's the path they take, and the consequences they face are not pretty.","created_utc":1468134311,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56fpfi","parent_id":"t1_d56fnb6","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"A recession obviously means that people are hurting for money, which I don't wish upon anyone. Money is already a cruel evil that we must accept. It dominates our lives almost completely. At the very least I wish people don't have to worry about that kind of thing. ","created_utc":1468134135,"parent_id":"t1_d56fk5c","id":"d56fnb6","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Spockthecasualgamer","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"id":"d56fk5c","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56fhyg","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Hope you're wrong about the recession? Why?","created_utc":1468133876},{"id":"d56fhyg","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56fcdn","author":"Spockthecasualgamer","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468133700,"body":"I'm also drunk. I don't normally talk about this stuff, mostly because no one cares. Time will tell, but I hope I'm wrong."},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"And I don't care too much about what you guys like. Whenever I post a DD, then someone messages me saying thank you some time later, that's what I'm here for, helping people who actually want to make money. Not please a bunch of people who want to toss money into a company they have never done research in, or people who blindly follow any advice.","created_utc":1468133598,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56fgos","parent_id":"t1_d56fbsl","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"But if there are 1,000,000 passionate people per year, not all of them will be good enough to guarantee a job. Which is what this is about. Im not saying all of them are bound to fail.","created_utc":1468133510,"id":"d56ffly","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56eury","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"id":"d56ff1s","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56fc0l","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"8 Years ffs, not 20. I never said 20.\n\nAnd I definitely think that there will be a recession before, but this one is going to be extremely impactful.","created_utc":1468133464},{"id":"d56fecr","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56eze1","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"20 years? Who said that? I said within the decade. 2024 - 2016 = 8 Years, not 20. Just saying. Only thing beyond useless here is your comments.","created_utc":1468133410},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56fdmk","parent_id":"t1_d56fbsl","body":"Lel, I really trust my decisions, and have been right multiple times, regardless of the facts that I care to present. And my age doesn't matter as long as I'm making money by trading/investing. I'm not making a move based on the fact that I KNOW the economy will go into recession in less than a decade. I will make my move whenever I see that it is about to come.","created_utc":1468133351,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468133252,"body":"Hm, true. But this ensures a recession. And I guess that's something that the market cares about. So I'd say no one is hearing the door.","id":"d56fcdn","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56f91q","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"id":"d56fc0l","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"Go_Big","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"As engineering graduate hold on to your thesis till you see all of your peers actually walk out the door with their B.S. in engineering.  There's weed out courses in college for a reason.   Also even if they do all graduate with bachelor's, master's and PhD's will just become the new bachelor's degree.  And then the other thing is that right now tech is flooded with H1B1 and green card workers.  So even if we do get a huge flood of engineering students we can always just push out the H1B1's and have them take their spot.   But none the less I'm on the short/put SPY train not with in 20 years though but under 2 years.","created_utc":1468133224},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468133207,"body":"Your facts may or may not be good. But the fact that you made a kind of decent post here on /r/WSB when our top person loses shit tons of money and he gets up voted shows you the kind of things we like. Not your trash facts and shit. Plus high school student ","parent_id":"t1_d56dtq1","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56fbsl","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"author":"klabboy","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52"},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Spockthecasualgamer","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d56f91q","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56ed0x","body":"It's not that no one can hear it, it's that the market appearantly doesn't care. It will care when people stop paying for things, but as long as credit is easily accessible to poor people that won't happen. Poor people's debt = corporations profits.","created_utc":1468132997,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468132256,"body":"Saying there will be a recession in the next 20 years is beyond useless.","parent_id":"t1_d56eomx","id":"d56eze1","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"redditorium","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468132164,"body":"Too much autism","parent_id":"t1_d56drqf","id":"d56ey5e","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"dawla_fat_farm","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets"},{"parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56eury","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"Will_Murray","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"Do what you're passionate in. If you are good at it there will always be money to be made.","created_utc":1468131914},{"parent_id":"t1_d56ekn3","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56eomx","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468131469,"body":"Whatever floats your boat."},{"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"author":"redditorium","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","id":"d56ekn3","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","created_utc":1468131180,"body":"I'm going to use some weekly options to trade the great robot uprising of 2081.","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"body":"If you say so, b0ss","created_utc":1468130665,"parent_id":"t1_d56eb5r","id":"d56edfe","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"created_utc":1468130636,"body":"That is absolutely true, And let's not forget the ammount of people with debt to their nostrils. And obviously, let's not forget the uptrend on foreclosures. This recession is knocking on our door, and no one can hear it.","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","parent_id":"t1_d56e25e","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56ed0x"},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"SDSunDiego","author_flair_text":null,"parent_id":"t1_d56eact","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56ecpl","created_utc":1468130614,"body":"Vision is limited by age. ","author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468130532,"body":"Hm, My portfolio is REALLY in the green, regardless of my age. All you need is good research.","id":"d56ebjn","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","parent_id":"t1_d56eact","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"created_utc":1468130507,"body":"Quality shit post","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"SDSunDiego","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56eb5r","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"created_utc":1468130449,"body":">high school student ","author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"Lost_in_Adeles_Rolls","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56eact","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"[deleted]","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56e9c5","parent_id":"t1_d56dy69","body":"[removed]","created_utc":1468130377,"author_flair_css_class":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468129948,"body":"I didn't know fscomeau had a kid in high school.  Apple doesn't fall far from the tree it seems! ","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56e31v","stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author":"VanguardFundsMatter","author_flair_text":null},{"author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468129886,"body":"The way I understand it is that as long as corporations are pushing for investor returns and shareholder buybacks instead of decent employee wages eventually well see a backlash in the lack of home purchases and general overall consumer wealth. I mean hell millenials are staying at home longer than any other generation  in history. If that doesn't say something idk what will","parent_id":"t1_d56dux9","id":"d56e25e","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","author_flair_text":null,"author":"Spockthecasualgamer","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false},{"parent_id":"t1_d56dtq1","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56e1zo","subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author":"urmomzvag","author_flair_text":null,"subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_css_class":null,"created_utc":1468129875,"body":"please google anecdotal evidence and get learn't. "},{"created_utc":1468129616,"body":"So where are all these DD's youve done on large moves that have been right? Do you even know WTF anecdotal evidence is? Holy shit this is autistic as fuck. ","author_flair_css_class":null,"author":"urmomzvag","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","parent_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56dy69","link_id":"t3_4s47xi"},{"created_utc":1468129402,"body":"Hm, maybe. That's why I also said \"If nothing else happens to cause it until then.\", And honestly, I believe there will be some minor recessions (compared to the tech jobs one), until then. And maybe it will happen within a recession, which will be then suppressed and attributed to the recession that will be taking place.","author_flair_css_class":null,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","author_flair_text":null,"parent_id":"t1_d56dsz4","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56dux9"},{"body":"Im telling you, and providing facts, as to why it will happen. I'm currently in high school, and seeing it first hand. The students are practically brainwashed into believing that their tech jobs will make them the new mark zuckerberg. I'm not telling ANYONE to make their moves now. \n\nI actually said the opposite, make your move whenever people start catching up to it and denying it. Also, if you go around the internet, and talk to random strangers, I can GUARANTEE that the majority of them are Computer science majors. Even in Facebook, or other surface-level shit.","created_utc":1468129326,"author_flair_css_class":null,"subreddit":"wallstreetbets","stickied":false,"author_flair_text":null,"author":"RiasGremorySenpai","subreddit_id":"t5_2th52","parent_id":"t1_d56drqf","link_id":"t3_4s47xi","id":"d56dtq1"},{"body":"2024 is very generous. I'd say within the next year we have a recession, even if it's only a minor one. 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