Infidels! Our radical Imam came to New York to bring us enlightenment on how to engage in taqiyya and an Islamophobic kuffar literally shot the life out of him. I immediately contacted the dhimmi media and screamed that a jihad would be put on them. A CNN reporter started apologising to me, gave me 50 front row appearances at Hillary rallies, and offered to throw gays and Jews under the bus if I conned guilty white voters. He prostrated himself before me as he was shivering in the corner and then he left, closing the door behind him. I'm so distressed and bloodthirsty from losing my Imam right now that I don't know what to do. I didn't want that to happen to my Imam and I'm literally in shock from the shooting tonight. An infidel has carried out the absolutely haram act of fighting against Islam. I feel like going on a suicide mission to kill that guy. I want the whole world to be Muslim. I want to be a good, faithful servant to Islam and get my 72 pitchforks up the ass in hell.