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[–]ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some people think 9/11 was an inside job. As President, I vow to find out the truth.

[–]VitruvianMonkey 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

He did tell people at a rally this weekend that he "Might lie" to them, but that seemed to be just a set-up for some cheesy pandering, since he turned to a disabled kid afterwards and said, "But never to you."

I think he might delve into some good old fashioned racism this week, with the events in Milwaukee. He's been missing that one. Maybe bring up IQ tests or suggest they might be happier back in "their home countries." You know, cause white people's home is America, but minorities will always be honorary foreigners, even if they were born here.

[–]ticklishmusic[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was thinking something about how the 13th and 14th amendment were a mistake

[–]VitruvianMonkey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This would require him to know what those are.

[–]sadistic_cat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he will request that the trials, sorry election, be moved to a neutral environment due to a contaminated jury, sorry voting pool, and also probably request Russia oversee the electoral process to ensure unbiased results.

[–]phantomcosmonauts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

After saying he'll never forgive the people of Connecticut if they don't elect him, Trump sets his sights on tormenting Rhode Island.