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There's a snoo on this credit card (i.redd.it)

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[–]messedfrombirth 2752ポイント2753ポイント  (210子コメント)

Ah like karma, now we've branched out into other fake currencies.

[–]blueechoes 1313ポイント1314ポイント  (175子コメント)

No, the card is how you spend your karma. You should have got one when you signed up.

[–]whatwillNY152say 827ポイント828ポイント  (152子コメント)

Our creddit karma cards.

[–]FF_1983 395ポイント396ポイント  (133子コメント)

To buy our karma chameleons

[–]ThatsMyHoverboard 424ポイント425ポイント  (111子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/tH55f.jpg

[–]pimack 242ポイント243ポイント  (105子コメント)

This guy has no idea he's on a brown stick.

[–]Aaron_Paul_Hit_Me 712ポイント713ポイント  (96子コメント)

That sounds like a perfect setup for a Disney/DreamWorks/etc movie...

Hue the Colorblind Chameleon:

Sent to live with his aunt and uncle at a young age due to a tragic accident which claimed his parents' lives, Hue again deals with adversity when he discovers that he is colorblind. At first a family joke, he is later banished when it is concluded that his incorrect color shifting is a threat to the others. He befriends and becomes the leader of a group of other misfit animals, and they learn that you can build a family across species.

Edit: autocorrect issue on DreamWorks

Edit 2: Fuck it, I'm going to write this as an illustrated children's book. Hope to put up a draft this week, and will update with a link.

Edit 3: Wow, I'm floored by the response, thank you for all of the encouraging comments and PMs. Special thanks to u/Logan_Rankin for the gold! I'm neither a professional author nor illustrator, so may reach back out for referrals once I have draft outline and character sketches. And, with all of these remindme bots I feel the pressure to deliver something within a week which is probably good motivator.

[–]Korbit 160ポイント161ポイント  (20子コメント)

You could even mix in some colorblindness tests into the art for the book, help kids and parents find out if they have and color issues.

[–]NonStandardSteve 64ポイント65ポイント  (13子コメント)

That's fantastic. I didn't realize I had issues with colours until I was in my early 20s and there are so many misconceptions about colourblindness.

[–]moms-sphaghetti 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jim: "What color is this?"

Me: "Red."

Jim: "See! You're not colorblind!"

Me: "It's a fucking stop sign."

[–]posts_lindsay_lohan 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

I didn't realize I was colorblind until I was 10 years into my career as a graphic designer. Now I know why I kept getting all those strange looks... and light blue slips of paper.

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    [–]BumblingHypotenuse 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

    "Can you find Hue?"

    [–]divajedi 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's brilliant, market it to pediatricians and optometrists.

    [–]dvuppx 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Boots the chemists in the UK published a book with this aim. It's called Zoe the Zookeeper and it is super awesome.

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      [–]Champion-of-Cyrodiil 65ポイント66ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Hue

      nice

      [–]fireburn02 34ポイント35ポイント  (7子コメント)

      I would watch that

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        [–]TommayJ 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

        His blenders are in the shop.

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            [–]aquaknox 31ポイント32ポイント  (7子コメント)

            Don't forget to pay the bill or they'll send in the karma police, arrest this man.

            [–]blatherer 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

            They come and go, they're kinda slow.

            [–]Smerg_the_Dargon 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

            KAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMA CHAMELEYEEOOOOOOOON

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              [–]RektSkrubs 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

              check ur credit on creditkarma 4 free xd

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                [–]watho 21ポイント22ポイント  (12子コメント)

                Strangely it can only be used to buy panara sandwiches.

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                  [–]Nimrond 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  If you collect enough karma on reddit in this life, in the next you'll start out as a baby with this card.

                  [–]WatchHim 48ポイント49ポイント  (21子コメント)

                  /r/dogecoin

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                    [–]instantpancake 4990ポイント4991ポイント  (323子コメント)

                    My best guess is that some person in China designing the toy meant to type something like "credit logo" into Google Image search and ended up typing "creddit logo" or "redit logo".

                    [–]crack_a_toe_ah 2592ポイント2593ポイント  (124子コメント)

                    that... makes perfect sense. I bet you're absolutely right. Huh.

                    [–]PicturElements 1560ポイント1561ポイント  (88子コメント)

                    It makes sense because it's a toy for children with the logo of a website full of children.

                    [–]Dignified27 758ポイント759ポイント  (68子コメント)

                    Checks out, you're here

                    [–]PicturElements 523ポイント524ポイント  (50子コメント)

                    i hav u know, im actully a real gronwup!!!

                    fuk ur comment

                    [–]icenine457 273ポイント274ポイント  (16子コメント)

                    Pretty sure we're all just three kids stacked atop one another in a trench coat.

                    [–]its_me_ur_boss 100ポイント101ポイント  (17子コメント)

                    We're big kids!!

                    [–]cstrife16 129ポイント130ポイント  (8子コメント)

                    I know u r but Wat am I

                    [–]BHull16 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    Bet OP has a 3D printer and made this. Do it for the Karma!

                    [–]its_me_ur_boss 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    No I'm pretty sure that's injection molded because of how smooth it is all around. Someday, though

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                      [–]libbidywop 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      For you

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                        [–]mred870 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        Hello other grown up.

                        [–]Dodgiestyle 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        No if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to work at the business factory.

                        [–]themilkmonster 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        Then why is your torso suspiciously long under that huge trench coat?

                        [–]shardikprime 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        I bet he did a business today!

                        [–]aquaknox 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Ah Vincent you're such a mature man. I'm tired of dating these overgrown children!

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                          [–]snotbag_pukebucket 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          So are you

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                            [–]840_Divided_By_Two 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Vincent Adultman's the name.

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                              [–]YourPostAsAQuote 88ポイント89ポイント  (13子コメント)

                              http://i.imgur.com/St0Jz0c.png

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                                [–]notapantsday 181ポイント182ポイント  (47子コメント)

                                That's interesting, in private mode "creddit logo" shows results for "credit logo" instead, but when I'm in regular mode, it shows me "reddit logo" instead.

                                [–]Dooblieve 324ポイント325ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                Search results are based on your browsing history

                                [–]Pterocles 139ポイント140ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                So this Chinese designer was a redditor?

                                [–]hikingideas 234ポイント235ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                It seems paradoxical to think though..if they were a redditor they would have known what the logo was..but if they weren't a redditor it likely would have not popped up

                                [–]Owyn_Merrilin 102ポイント103ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Maybe it was a shared computer?

                                [–]Cosmic-Vagabond 64ポイント65ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                This is assuming the designer was using Google. Don't the Chinese mostly use Chinese websites? What's the Chinese equivalent of Google? Their search engine may have returned the reddit logo even with just "creddit logo" and no history of reddit.

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                                  [–]peterkeats 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Nah, probably just using a shared terminal with a redditor.

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                                      [–]activ8r 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Google search algorithms at work! Actually very interesting to see a clear example of it.

                                      [–]-Badger2- 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Because Google's using your search patterns to provide results it thinks are more relevant to you.

                                      [–]electrithm 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Probably using statistics, it knows you go to Reddit alot so it thinks you mean Reddit based on an analysis of you.

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                                        [–]kn0thing[A] 348ポイント349ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                        I love this explanation, as we did not license Snoo to this toy company. Seeing something I doodled my senior year of college emblazoned awkwardly on a plastic children's fake credit card is pretty surreal, though. Would doodle again.

                                        [–]agolightly 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        I'd guess this is your biggest accomplishment.

                                        [–]TheDeanMan 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        A history of snoo would be a cool blog post to do.

                                        [–]kn0thing 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Hmm... giving me some good ideas.... thanks, TheDeanMan

                                        [–]TheUltimateDave 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        I love how casually you drop that in there, dude.

                                        [–]DetectiveBeluga 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                        Neat little history of the Snoo, thank you!

                                        [–]kn0thing 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                        Sounds like you might like these early drafts, too. It's also a link to Google+, which is pretty rare as well.

                                        [–]dontbeonfire4 68ポイント69ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        Hold the fuck up, did this reddit king really just mingle with us mere peasants? Proposturus!

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                                          [–]chach- 72ポイント73ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          that's a really good guess

                                          [–]zefcfd 122ポイント123ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          i don't think this is it (or entirely it).

                                          there are tons of free icon sets out there. most of them contain the reddit logo (sites use this to indicate their "share on reddit" button). they probably just picked a bunch of logos that looked cool and called it a day. For example: what's the point of the rss icon on the card?

                                          see http://fontawesome.io/icons/

                                          in the seach field type in:

                                          • reddit
                                          • rss
                                          • caret-right (arrows next to "play debit card")
                                          • asterisk

                                          that's 4 out of 5 icons on the card, keep in mind this is just an example icon set so it wont be identical

                                          [–]Its_Farley 323ポイント324ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                          DJ Khaled voice "You Smart"

                                          [–]Naterade18 107ポイント108ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                          Major 🔑

                                          [–]Daniel2506 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Fan luv we the best

                                          [–]waitforitdairy123 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          You loyal

                                          [–]h8j 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          He loyal. He grapefruit.

                                          [–]neohylanmay 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          So many DJ Khaled quotes as replies...

                                          So here's another one

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                                            [–]Ignatius_G_Reilly 38ポイント39ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            /r/plausiblebullshit

                                            [–]fooz_the_face 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            No google in china; it's behind the Great Firewall. They use baidu. aaand... unlike bing or google, "creddit logo" gives us the snoo! Damn, you're good.

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                                              [–]eltomato159 4404ポイント4405ポイント  (117子コメント)

                                              What an idiot! This guy posted a picture of his credit card on Reddit, now it's gonna get stolen!

                                              [–]Rooonaldooo99 2122ポイント2123ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                              Like stealing financial deposits from a baby!

                                              [–]Sam-Gunn 1047ポイント1048ポイント  (40子コメント)

                                              ...A suspiciously well financed baby.

                                              [–]monicu3 543ポイント544ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                              I never trusted this one.

                                              [–]co0lkid 294ポイント295ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                              Drug money. He's been selling the baby powder.

                                              [–]Dubtrips 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I feel like that baby is about to fire me.

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                                                [–]RockyRaccoonClark 81ポイント82ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                Talking about /u/gallowboob in this way is pretty harsh.

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                                                  [–]friday6700 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Wait a minute, there's nothing but candy in here!

                                                  [–]I_PUNCH_INFANTS 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I'm ok with this

                                                  [–]r3bman 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                  That baby's Reddit account is only 3 months old

                                                  [–]Diabeteshero 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  3 months? Oh you mean 12 weeks?

                                                  [–]r3bman 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I forgot. As a parent of a 754 week old boy and 581 week old girl, I forgot the aging protocol.

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                                                    [–]wolsel 46ポイント47ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    That's why he uses Creddit Karma.

                                                    [–]Baogames 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Show us the back of the card so we know it's real OP.

                                                    [–]GallowBoob 301ポイント302ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                    This is actually the ID multipass card we use at Reddit HQ to swipe in and out every day.

                                                    Source: I work for reddit /s

                                                    [–]cyborg_princess 171ポイント172ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                    You heard it here, folks. People that work at reddit are babies.

                                                    [–]AntManMax 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    I'm pretty sure I remember hearing that 24/7 from /r/all about a year ago...

                                                    [–]Cheesemacher 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    They just have an infantilizing fetish.

                                                    [–]_Did_ 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    "The entire team are babies!"

                                                    [–]loc8ed 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Same for the main non default subs.

                                                    me_irl and blackpeopletwitter for example

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                                                      [–]occupiedusername 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      How much do you pay to work at reddit?

                                                      [–]BizzyM 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Muulti pahss.

                                                      [–]shanerz 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Leeloo Dallas, Multipass

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                                                        [–]haydenkfit 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        Now everyone will have access to his Karma Bank!

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                                                          [–]HuskyTheNubbin 684ポイント685ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                                          Get the feeling they didn't ask reddit if they could use that...

                                                          [–]RockyRaccoonClark 539ポイント540ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                          I get the feeling you're a snitch.. And you know what we do with snitches.

                                                          [–]undercover_blanket 320ポイント321ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                          They get all the bitches?

                                                          [–]BeHereNow91 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          Exile them to Russia?

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                                                            [–]alanwashere2 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            reddit fully endorses the effort to train children to accept the consumer credit lifestyle.

                                                            [–]JoeyPantz 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            So like 99% of reddit, cool.

                                                            [–]FatKidsRHard2Kidnap 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I have a feeling the creator is a redditor and used a 3d pritner

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                                                              [–]griggsy92 347ポイント348ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                              This is grounds to snue

                                                              [–]nakamin[S] 1901ポイント1902ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                                              It's a creddit card... get it? get it? I'llseemyselfout

                                                              [–]MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS 480ポイント481ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                              No, I'm afraid I haven't gotten a creddit card for myself yet. How do I apply for one?

                                                              [–]eddyress 232ポイント233ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                              Username checks out, have 1 upvote.

                                                              1 upvote has been creddited to your account. for a Transfer done on 08/14 at 12:10.

                                                              Eddit: creddited

                                                              [–]WernerVonEinshtein 106ポイント107ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              credited to your account.

                                                              creddited, eddyress, it's creddited.

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                                                                [–]Fastjur 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                They're a bit tricky to get. I can hook you up. For one gold.

                                                                Regards,

                                                                your Nigerian prince friend

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                                                                  [–]9kz7 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                  Karma+Credit+Reddit= Kreddit

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                                                                    [–]findtherepo 79ポイント80ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                    can't Reddit sue for using its logo?

                                                                    [–]piratecody 134ポイント135ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                    Technically yes, but it's probably not worth it.

                                                                    [–]brosenfeld 66ポイント67ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    At least it has wifi

                                                                    [–]Smar_tass 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    Awesome, printing up a buncha snoo credit cards now! something something 4) Profit!

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                                                                        [–]whilq 135ポイント136ポイント  (40子コメント)

                                                                        Get them hooked at a young age!

                                                                        [–]organic_crystal_meth 79ポイント80ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                        There's also a dharma initiative sigil. I think this proves Reddit is just here to monitor and perform tests on us.

                                                                        [–]PathOfDawn 117ポイント118ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                                                        Is there a lawsuit brewing here?

                                                                        [–]DrJustinWHart 261ポイント262ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                        No. You can totally take copyrighted materials from the internet and use it for profit as though you created it yourself.

                                                                        [–]nepenthegram 92ポイント93ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                        Oh yeah, that's the headline the admins want: "Social media website Reddit sues Baby's Bank"

                                                                        [–]BigTatsMcGee 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                        Only damaging because nobody actually reads the article.

                                                                        [–]PalpatineWasFramed 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        I just go to the comments.

                                                                        [–]nflitgirl 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Then gets reposted every month until eternity

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                                                                          [–]iPerp 28ポイント29ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                          Idk.. they can be cool given the situation. I made a reddit costume based off Snoo and some of the admins in their San Fransisco office wound up buying it.

                                                                          [–]coredumperror 17ポイント18ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                          Unless they licensed Snoo's likeness from reddit, this is definitely copyright infringement. Will reddit go after them for it? Probably not.

                                                                          [–]madroaster 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          No. You can totally take copyrighted materials from the internet and use it for profit as though you created it yourself.

                                                                          --/u/madroaster

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                                                                            [–]An_Lochlannach 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            Whenever someone on here boasts about their income or how much they're worth, this will be all I'll think of from now on.

                                                                            [–]A_Laptop 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            So... it's a karma-card?

                                                                            [–]AnthonyDawnwalker 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            TIL the alien is called a Snoo

                                                                            [–]VERNTORO 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                            Very convenient for all your purchases using r/dogecoin

                                                                            [–]cargofast 55ポイント56ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                            this is literally mildly interesting.

                                                                            [–]hedsit 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                            TIL that nobody knows snoo

                                                                            [–]Firetrucker 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                            /r/mildlylitigious

                                                                            [–]SamOfAllThings 35ポイント36ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                            TIL that the Reddit logo thing is called "Snoo".

                                                                            [–]WicketShotFirst 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            Very irresponsible to just post an image of a credit card on the internet. Your baby's credit is now in danger.

                                                                            [–]Lortsnom 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            "Hey Jim, what do kids love?" "Aliens." "Right, I'm doing a quick Google search right now for aliens. Ah, look at this cute one." "Use it."

                                                                            [–]ernyc3777 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            there's white powder on the sides. The baby is definitely a coke lord.

                                                                            [–]TheMonarK 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                            Been browsing reddit for 7 years and I've never knew it was called snoo.

                                                                            [–]gavreh 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                            Is it possible that this was created by a 3D printer just for the reddit karma?

                                                                            [–]JesusGodLeah 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            *creddit card

                                                                            [–]tapport 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

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                                                                            [–]johnmiller23 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            3d printed for karma

                                                                            [–]BlueFaction 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            Dont you mean Redditcard? -insert laughing crowd-.

                                                                            [–]heilspawn 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                            The snoo is a teletubby .........

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