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[–]ForebreadUnited 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ARE YOU FIFA IN DISGUISE

[–]amishbr07 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lucky goal but I'll take it!!!

[–]AbhijakGGMU 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It just seems appropriate in the grand scheme of things that Juan Mata is the opening Goal scorer in the Jose Mourinho era.

[–]FunnyReidar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that headbutt with zlatan made that defender a little unfocused and literally passes the ball twice to Mata.

[–]jaqqzorrManchester United 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking clowns on twitter wind me up.

"Huuuurrr durrrrr United don't look great lololol" and we haven't even played a single half of football yet.

Clueless fucking plastics.

[–]ClwNzaMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Again, our travelling away fans are absolutely world class.

[–]bboiabbM'rinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

when it matas most

[–]Daniel-Darkfire 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY SHIT! I can't believe that happened

[–]thecurseofchris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so happy that Mata scored the first goal!

[–]serweetSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get in there Juanito!

[–]drinkwineandscrewThe First Anthony Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Special Juan.

[–]Old_man_Trafford 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't fault the keeper there, I thought he held onto it at first. Francis just gave us a gift. Great job staying with it Mata.

[–]TheMediumPandaSchmeichel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor lad. Served Mata not once, but twice. Those hands to his head at the end was pure "I can't fucking believe this!!"

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least we scored before half time.

[–]DublinDoody 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get in there my son! Jammy though

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But guys Mata was furious with Mourinho???

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay, I talked my shit before the game, but Juan's passing has been brilliant. Nice that he's scored too, even though it was disgusting defending from Bournemouth.

[–]shongolobeast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like Mourinho and Ed have made a secret transfer!!

[–]another_afrikaner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol of course they score whilst I'm making a cup of tea, for fuck's sake.

[–]RoumenBlind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Juan Mata, the new Jamie Vardy, running unto the ball like that

[–]uniy64Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lmao, that guy tried very hard for the assist.

[–]theoldsnatchBlind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

YES! MY GOING FOR GOLD BET WAS 1-0 MATA! NO MORE GOALS PLEASE!

[–]Criminalminded448Carrick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucckkkkk I was so close. My prediction for going for gold was 1-0 Mata 38 minute.

[–]riverflop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha bournemouth defender pulling a fellaini, and not once but twice :D

[–]TMS-7Pogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gift of a goal but who cares. Was good awareness from Mata.

[–]GolDeScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was hilarious

[–]JRob15Jose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ABSOLUTE SCREAMERRRR

[–]macAaronEGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho's Chosen Juan!

[–]xtphty 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welp that will be the easiest goal we score this season.

[–]Isho7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure Mata just lost one of his 9 lives for that to happen!

[–]Yaeger21Martial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol he picked up some passing tips from Fellaini

[–]TheAnxiousCommunist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course it's Mata!!

Hugs xx

[–]RenePro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here we go. Get ready for the famous mourinho counter attack.

[–]Nestledrink 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho hates him they say....

[–]JimmyChappersSchweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feel bad for the defender that was unlucky but well played Mata. Unlucky not to get the ball through to Zlatan on the first attempt but it's a start!

[–]meisterNotna 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata making a run to score the first goal of the season, brilliant.

[–]Inglenook86 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha there defender fucked up twice!

[–]fourbeesRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

More of an own goal than Walker's was in last years season opener tbh

[–]holden147Schweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great work by Mata. Love that he didn't give up on it.

[–]xO2ThiefIbrahimovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

mata you manlet

[–]CuBu 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, some of them are super lucky but Mata seems to be getting a goal or an assist in almost every game (minus the community shield). He's putting himself in the right places anyway.

[–]GarethGore -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is not interesting at all to watch :|

[–]drinkwineandscrewThe First Anthony Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who'd have put money that the first league goal for Jose's United would be scored by mata?!?

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol shades of fellaini. well done for capitalising on their mistakes

[–]preferthedrummerJanuzaj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S JUAN NIL BOYS

[–]LonnieMachinSmalling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's really lucky, I'll take it

[–]thereddevil1Smalling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Knew mata could finish with his right foot

[–]Greenears13 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is that Mata chant going round at the moment?

[–]Low-Born-Scum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh the irony! Juan Mata the first goal scorer in the Mourinho era.

[–]thereddevil1Smalling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Knew mata could finish with his right foot

[–]ckaracayruud ruud ruud ruud 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

1st half goal get in!

[–]marcodjHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not in love with the new PL graphics

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get the fuck in!

[–]DJMattyMIbrahimovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on boyyyyys! Mata!

[–]BadApplePineappleDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Juan Mata scored the first league goal for Jose. Heh.

[–]11men1cupMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

DICKS OUT FOR MATA

[–]ImTimmyTrumpetScholes 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What a shit goal

[–]Perks92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the fuck cares? A goal's a goal. Jesus Christ some of you will find anything to moan about. Grow up.

[–]Benphyre 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for the freebie, Francis.

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's get 6 more and call it a good day.

[–]I_Am_A_Peasant 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd rather be McNair and score the own goal he did rather than be Francis with his two grave errors.

[–]owisMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He couldn't have done anything about it too

[–]BurfobinoDaily Sexy Blind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

2 assists, 1 goal, get in lads!

[–]WhatHappenedToLeeds 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor Francis, but I'll take it. Great effort by Mata

[–]allyallmfersneed___Schweinsteiger[🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here Mata, you take it. No, no. I insist!!!

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Rooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe cos I have flashbacks of LVG, but I fear we'll park the bus now

[–]Inglenook86 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get in Mata fuck yes!!!!!!

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My stream had shit quality for a minute and I couldn't even see the ball.

[–]DangoManUtdJose Mourinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't Mata

[–]IVIanUnited 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How did we score.... I'm not excited .. Like that goal was not even created from good play l.. So lucky

[–]DatGuyRichValencia 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

MATAAAAAAA

[–]curlyswineScholes 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mourinho's first goal was scored by Mata.

Go make a movie.

[–]jwitmerhut 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOAL OF THE YEAR!

[–]nelsonandthemandelas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha get in! Mata the thief, stealing one like Lindsey Lohan.

[–]GloryManUtd34De Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who would have predicted that Mata would have the first goal of the season??

[–]StevieWeeksDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy hell Mata was shot out of a cannon

[–]jetsfan83 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No more 0-0 before the half

[–]LakerBullMartial 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHO IS THIS MATA?? I FUCKING LOVE THIS MATA!!!

[–]Dinosaurcoloringbook 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Something to prove Mata is best Mata

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

YES YOU SEXY LITTLE SPANIARD

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

2 yard screamer

[–]PoliceMachineShades of Dunc 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brilliant play by Francis. Not one but two key passes there

[–]drinkwineandscrewThe First Anthony Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Richard Arnold, those ray bans look fucking ridiculous. Like two little square biccies on a space hopper.

[–]petersuns13Mata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol, well take it

[–]MikeTheAverageRedditMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

LETS GO MATA!!!

It took a mistake from Bournemouth but we got the goal :)

[–]DigitallyJP 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

When he is buzzen about, Mata mattas

[–]ChrisOk1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

JUATA! Juan Mata!

[–]AJMcCoy612The Special Juan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Juan - Nil

[–]DtSanHerrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata :)

[–]pkkthetigerr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There ya go Mourinho!!!

[–]elneebreMartial 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Juata" hahaha

[–]BurfobinoDaily Sexy Blind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Juahahahahahan

[–]MoosjeMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit it when Mata didn't pass sideways but FUCK ITTTTTTTT

[–]Blake00711Pogba 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'LL TAKE IT LETS GO JUAN

[–]Ahmad-Rooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great determination by mata

[–]Old_man_Trafford 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata scoring left and right this preseason and to start the year now.

[–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

First goal of Jose PL era is scored by Mata. What a time to be alive!

[–]CallMeBigPOPHe Comes from Serbia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a gift lol

[–]Instability01Giggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL WHAT? I'LL TAKE IT!

[–]manutd875 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck yeah, hopefully this can open the game up a little bit.

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Channeling his inner RVP

[–]johnnyc91 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

everyone complaining about things needing to change need to remember that mourinho's Chelsea title winning teams regularly won with late goals

[–]thejutjut 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

we're not complaining about having no goals in the first half, but the poor performance of some players, which is quite evident.

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

People need to realise that there's an opposition playing. A pretty good one who are sticking 10 men behind the ball.

[–]arjybarji 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Francis our undercover agent

[–]Typical_Samaritan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't care how it gets in!

[–]danlawlMemphis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are so lucky to have a lead right now lol.

[–]pearlz176The Ginger Prince 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

MATAAAA

[–]runaqua 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LUCKYYYYYY !!! GOALLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

MATA MATA MATA!

[–]il_thorHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

YESSSS!!!!

[–]Typical_Samaritan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

qewhyhuwerktheawsrjkhaertg!!!!!

[–]red_devil45Beckham 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where are the Mata haters?

[–]ZongxiannJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOALLLLLLLLL

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

WHAT A GOAL! DICKS OUT LADS!

[–]madmanhgMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yesssss!!!!

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

All or nothing keeper will bite you in the ass in the end.

[–]BronycornMata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE HUGGY BEAR!!!!!!!

[–]Jeuj 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fella and Rooney slow EVERYTHING down - its driving me insane.

OH SHIT DOESN'T MATA!1

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fella's been the best player apart from our CBs.

[–]detinuHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol what a goal but GET IN!

[–]marcodjHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll take that!

[–]robster01I can't head a ball 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fookin get in

[–]TomKellJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT A GOAL!!!!

[–]westvann 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

MATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]nimaR3dit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

COME ON MATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Low-Born-Scum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Got two chances hahahahaha

[–]thekevyboyzSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a goal by Mata.

[–]curlyswineScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Waheyyyyyyy

[–]I_Am_A_Peasant 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

JUAAAAAAAAN MAAAAAATAAAAAAA

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll fucking take it!!

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL. I'll take it

[–]HighonCosmosDevilTheEvil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mataaaaaaaaa

[–]ouguy2017 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOOOOOALLLLL MATA

[–]LucaRiolu493Blind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

JUANITOOOOOOOOOO

[–]nameofasongidontlikeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bournemouth fans make more noise with their sarcastic cheers than their sincere ones.

[–]cartoon_soldier 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will Pogba replace fellani or herrera

[–]DP112Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

BIG JOHN MATAS

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This team is useless with the ball under pressure. Any sign of a Bournemouth player and they hoof it up as fast as they can. Absolutely atrocious

[–]MoosjeMartial 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really don't like Fellaini. It's not today's performance and he does things that other players can't in our squad but he's dirty, has no passing ability at all and doesn't have a football brain at all.

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Loving Herrera's intent.

[–]HighOnNicotine 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's weird enough having José on our bench, but seeing Rui Faria there with him is somehow very very weird.

[–]DP112Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't wait until the 50m move for Josh King, branded Return of the King

[–]nelsonandthemandelas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly looking as solid as Thor's hammer.

[–]Arrown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bournemouth fans wheying an attempted lob over the top lol

[–]colucci -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Herrera isn't United quality. He's like a shit Anderson or a shit Cleverley

[–]bobcrap50 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

something needs to change drastically if we want to win this game

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttp://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game needs Micky

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Herrera's over hit every ball into the box.

[–]headfirstfeetsecondHerrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

That looked like a great ball from Herrera? Weird no one really went up for that.

[–]curlyswineScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was a great ball indeed. Just need a bit more afro.

[–]allyallmfersneed___Schweinsteiger[🍰] -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Herrera has been invisible.

[–]djokovSolskjær 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A few really great passes in the final third, but seems a little bit uncomfortable being the main man in the build up. He's been alright so far in my opinion.

[–]_________________-- 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rashford and Mkhi for Rooney and Mata

[–]ParkerZAYoung 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did that fucker just reject Herrera's fist-bump?