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[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs. Manchester United (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 1st Half

MANCHESTER UNITED 0-0 BOURNEMOUTH

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Barclays Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Bournemouth

Date: August 14th, 2016

Kick off BST: 13:30

Venue: Dean Court, Bournemouth

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. A.F.C Bournemouth
De Gea Boruc
Valencia Francis (C)
Bailly Arter
Blind Cook
Shaw Daniels
Fellaini Cook
Herrera Smith
Mata Surman
Rooney (C) Ibe
Martial King
Ibrahimovic Wilson

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Rojo, Carrick, Schneiderlin, Memphis, Mkhitaryan, Rashford

A.F.C. Bournemouth SUBS: Federici, Gosling, Ake, Afobe, Gradel, Smith, Grabban

Team news:

  • Herrera starts on his birthday!

  • Mkhitaryan, Memphis, and Rashford are our attacking options off the bench. Lingard is not available in the squad.

  • Smalling is still suspended so the Bailly-Blind pairing reigns supreme.

  • Pogba is also seeing out his suspension so he'll be slotting in next week.

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' United are in our beautiful white kit today, while Bournemouth are in black and red.

0' UNITED KICK OFF! OUR FIRST PREMIER LEAGUE GAME OF THE SEASON IS UNDERWAY!

3' Rooney tries to win us a corner but Josh King manages to avoid the ball and it's rolled out for a goal kick. The subsequent Bournemouth attack results in a chance as Shaw miscontrols in the box and Wilson pounces but smashes the ball wide.

8' Both teams have had periods of possession but no major chances either way yet.

11' The ref awards a free kick for United and as the whistle is being blown, Bailly barges into a challenge and gets the ball but leaves King rolling. Nothing given. United still with the ball.

13' Valencia darts down the wing and floats in a beauty to the far post for Ibrahimovic who flies in and takes down two Bournemouth defenders by flying into the challenge. They're all back up and ready to go though.

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[–]Inglenook86 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the second half it would be nice to see Mata at 10 and Mkhitaryan on the right.

[–]rob1005Smalling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata looks like a lost sheep so far

[–]BHButcherThe Ginger Prince 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's all a bit shit isn't it

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not impressed till now

[–]somtamthai 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm as optimistic as the next guy about Mourinho. Butets be honest -- we've been shite this far.

[–]eduhlin_avarice 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aaand, we're shit.

[–]Virtuosity05Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking brutal. Same old shit

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some of it is surely the camera angle at the Vitality, but Ibra looks absolutely massive even just on TV

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia having a belter. He's obviously been told to hit the bi-line and float a cross, which he does so much better than a driven cross.

[–]runaqua 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf is mata doing? he's horrible on the right wing

[–]DonnyTheDead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bournemouth are playing very high pressure at the moment. we're getting no time to think after collecting the ball!

[–]fuckingfeedme 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys why is it still 0-0? It has been 19 minutes

[–]VicodinPieCarrick 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like all the comments from the commentators about Zlatan and saying how weak the French league is because I'm looking forward to the comments later in the season about how great he truly is.

[–]Luxuslev 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The players look so much more alive now than under Van Gaal. They look to want to win the ball and try to do something with it, under LVG they were very passive and didn't really know what to do with it.

I like what I see so much more now.

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quite a mild, underwhelming opening weekend to the league in general

[–]HighOnNicotine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra just stood there and made sure the defender didn't look at the ball coming, so it would reach Martial. Wow.

[–]pearlz176The Ginger Prince 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to involve Ibra more in the buildup.

[–]TheRealPeteWheeler 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is the Sky announcer going on about, Wilson clearly nudged Blind's leg into the back of his other leg.

[–]curlyswineScholes -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata, Fellaini, Herrera have been godawful

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need the speed at 10 of Mhki that Rooney doesn't have

[–]first_aid -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

zzzzzz

[–]arjybarji 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shaw and Martial could be deadly on that left wing for years to come

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

How was that not a pull back on Tony wtf

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because he'd already given the ball away to the second defender, ref isn't going to bail him out there.

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh fuck off Wilson

[–]Takley -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Herrera + Fellaini doing as little as always

[–]Nestledrink 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How's your summer going?

I see your negativity starts early this season.

[–]BubbalipShabbadoopDrinkaDrinkaDrinkaDrink4EricTheKingTheKingTheKing 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Taking out 2 central defenders in an aerial duel: Just Zlatan things.

[–]W0rsleyRafael 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dirty little cunt

[–]wipedownthis1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone else here that guy shout "Rooney you scumbag!"

[–]Perks92 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wish this kit was our away kit so we would see it more. It's so nice.

[–]johncenatbh 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did anyone hear that "Mourinho scumbag"? lol

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Think they said Rooney.

[–]DippofixHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia isn't much of a defender, but damn has he got pace. And his crossing is as good as ever.

[–]ultimater29Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why is lingard not in the squad?

[–]Xaniy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's only a few years since we were asking why he was

[–]AboumfIbrahimovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho said in the prematch interview that he hadnt recovered from a tackle in the game vs leicester.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Injured I think.

[–]mufcglory 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's injured

[–]caveslayer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ Zlatan :D

[–]JamieD86 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Ibra went in like a bowling ball!

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

De Gea's kicking is outstanding, he rarely if ever fucks it up

[–]VxxBLACKxxVDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

is there anywhere to read and learn the new chants?

[–]headfirstfeetsecondHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bournemouth welcome to Zlatan.

[–]drinkwineandscrewThe First Anthony Martial 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Simon Francis clattered by the man bun of God. What a privilege.

[–]MoosjeMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful cross from Valencia. If he keeps this up, we'll be back to scoring 3/4 a game in no time.

[–]YourTypicalSaudiAnder Hererra 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ibra is 35 years old and he just destroyed 2 of their defenders in a physical challenge...

[–]MultipleScoregasmSchmeichel -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It man versus boys really...

[–]stoneymufcDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cant understand why valencia isnt doing that all the time he's easily capable of it

[–]Yaeger21Martial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking fearless from Ibra

[–]johnnyc91 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

why are we playing in this kit? Isn't the blue one our away kit?

[–]YoshiinatorPogback 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I prefer using this one against Bournemouth kits. Their kit is dark.

[–]TomKellJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's quite dark, far easier to see the white one.

I assume anyway.

[–]DangoManUtdJose Mourinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would love that still image for zlatan slaying two defenders

[–]riverflop 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha, ibra jumping in there like a wrecking ball

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Anyone else's optus stream say "The content is not available for viewing"?

[–]fucking_shadowbanRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes fuck Optus 120mb/s download and the game looks like ass

[–]ihatelettuce2Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It should be all good now

[–]ivancaceres 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watching Tony V make those runs and then cross is sexually exciting..

[–]masticlez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So good to see our front man attacking a cross

[–]imsowitty21 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He'll think twice before going for a header with Zlatan next time

[–]JamieD86 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly just making sure they know he's there :-)

[–]Kyle_ConflictNews 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Both Bailly and Ibra making their presence felt. Something we've missed for the last few seasons. Players that are a bit of a cunt and not afraid to put it about.

[–]theduckofreasoningRooney 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia needs to do more early crossing

[–]curlyswineScholes 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan's hunger for goals is just what LVG needed

[–]nimbalotheslayer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

hope those 2 defenders are okay.

[–]I_Am_A_Peasant 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

I see Ibra being so athletic and I hope to be even half as athletic at 35.

[–]danlawlMemphis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"He's too old for the PL" Such a joke, he'll be fantastic for us.

[–]ScotsmaniaHorny 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck me, they'll think twice about going for the same ball as him next time!

[–]macAaronEGiggs 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's great to have a forward with attacking intent in the air.

[–]Blake00711Pogba 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan absolutely fearless. Love it

[–]4lienAnd Solskjær has won it! 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

God doesn't bleed.

[–]Pint_Of_BitterIrwin 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibrahimovic with a buy one get one free there

[–]allyallmfersneed___Schweinsteiger[🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

And they said he wouldn't be able to handle the toughness of the Premier league...

[–]thekevyboyzSchweinsteiger 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

A little worried about our right side defensively. Mata likes to drift inside and valencia can get caught out of position. Bournemouth seems to be attempting to start all attacks on that side.

[–]HoosierDaddy18Pogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agree, Mata choice in the XI was interesting for me, but I could see that as Mou throwing him a bone after last weekend.

[–]masticlez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What made that a foul?

[–]pearlz176The Ginger Prince 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hell what a leap from Zlatan!

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibrahimovic just smashed two guys trying to head that.

[–]manchesterunitedgoal 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Good job Ibra smash right into them just dont get injured.

[–]saiikkaAnd the reds go marching on 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man it has to be a scary moment when ibra is coming at you with full speed

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great long ball to a running Valencia from Bailly to set that up!

[–]Ronaldinho52 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Foul???

[–]internetzVidic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do a barrel roll!

[–]Inglenook86 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fucking love Bailly already. Reminds me of Vidic.

[–]Nestledrink 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

One thing I've noticed since Mourinho took over.

Tony V has been crossing MUCH earlier than usual. This is great to see

[–]macAaronEGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's getting more height on them, too. But he has someone to aim at now.

[–]headfirstfeetsecondHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's crossing and not smashing anymore. I don't know why it took so long to coach that...

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And he's no longer just doing that triple x cross along the ground anymore.

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Great ball Valencia... how the fuck can you call a foul on that though he's just gone for the ball he can't help being massive.

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol he didn't hit the ball, he just took out both men. It was a foul.

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah realised in the replay haha.

[–]curlyswineScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dat elevation

[–]popcornelephantMartial 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ibra murdering defenders already

[–]FatMagooTruf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hes a huge man. Hopefully his head is alright.

[–]ZaakyHDCantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly asserting dominance early. I like it hahah

[–]johnnyc91 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel that the dugout being opposite the camera is very rare. Is it not usually on camera side?

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

2009 Valencia there. Brilliant

[–]jackybabes 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

For the first time ever I have a subscription to watch the premier league legally in Australia and the fucking service goes down. fuck optus

[–]MasterFarmerJennyAnthony Tightlips 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happened (almost) everywhere

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

how the fuck is that a free kick

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good lord Ibra can jump

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Rooney -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fans have put in a better performance than the players so far.

[–]FatMagooTruf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

10 mins into the first game of the season with quite a few new additions. Chill

[–]DangoManUtdJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Baily save it for augero mate

[–]dchuntHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't see Bailly having much trouble adapting to the premier league haha

[–]allyallmfersneed___Schweinsteiger[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

King doing a damn fine Neymar impression there!

[–]macAaronEGiggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that King could have gotten one more roll in.

[–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

BAILLYYYYYYY!

No nonsense..

[–]Pint_Of_BitterIrwin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

TAKE NO PRISONERS BAILLY

[–]Dinosaurcoloringbook 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Flop flop flop

[–]ooppzzyDe Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love Bailly's aggression and strength. Reminds me of Vidic

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

How many more rolls on the ground you gonna do King?

[–]I_Am_A_Peasant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was quite dangerous

[–]Nestledrink 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly. Love his play.

[–]Daniel-Darkfire 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellani's back pass to GK sent shivers up my spine

[–]DP112Herrera 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly with the sneaky "you blew the whistle before I did it so it's alright" foul

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly is a fucking tank... can see quite a few booking for him this season!

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL get in, Bailly

[–]danlawlMemphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best!

Our away fans are as loud as ever. Love their support.

[–]nameofasongidontlikeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Optus throwing up a little "it's them not us!" message at the bottom.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

holy fuck Bailly just smashed him

[–]Inglenook86 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly is a beast.

[–]xtphty 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That Zlatan chant ahahah

[–]curlyswineScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Those new pl badges are atrociousp

[–]danlawlMemphis 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

They would look much nicer if they adapted what the MLS has done and allowed each team to customize it with their colours.

[–]MoosjeMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Keep hoping Rooney's gonna look like his old self, but even so far, he slows us down so much.

[–]sooshiViva! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's been years, how long are you going to hold out hope?

[–]IncognitoSaint98Martial 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol the Zlatan chant is loud and proud already!

[–]thereddevil1Smalling 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love hearing the Ibra chant in the crowd

[–]TouchOfDutch10 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Love hearing that new Zlatan chant

[–]JoseMourinoRED LIVES MATTER! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whats the chant?

[–]allyallmfersneed___Schweinsteiger[🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice read by Bailly to shut that down.

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly cleared up nicely then

[–]KolgrillatDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Intense pressing game by Bournemouth

[–]nowhere_Park Ji-Sung 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Optus stream is back boys

[–]MachrMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really hope it's better than the Hull game last night. It was sooo choppy for me on iPad Air2 + iphone 6s and 25mbit.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The new Zlatan chant :D

[–]johncenatbh 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia is gonna have a tough time bombing forward with Mata cutting inside, he's gonna get doubled

[–]Kyle_ConflictNews 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial is so exciting to watch.

[–]nameofasongidontlikeMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

Great first impression, Optus.

[–]OldTimePCGamer 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

What's Optus? Out of the loop here.

[–]nameofasongidontlikeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Australian telco who bought the exclusive rights to the Premier League starting this year and are offering it only as a live streaming service to their mobile and internet customers. It caused a bit of a shitstorm here because of the restrictions, and taking the rights from our major cable provider (Foxtel) who were doing a great job with their coverage.

[–]WaldinatorRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

They bought the right for the EPL in Australia and they've been struggling to keep a stream going all gameweek

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear, fuck's sake. Cunts are fucked.

[–]LostMyPajamasMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep this is bullshit, buy the rights and then fuck it up, typical.

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

THE MATCH IS DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA. DAMN SUPERSPORT!

[–]AfricaisnttoobadRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's back!!

[–]nelsonandthemandelas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes wtf, of all the channels, Olympics etc, this feed had to go down. Fuck my life.

[–]11men1cupMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Optus fix your bloody streams

[–]11men1cupMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Optus mate

[–]ihatelettuce2Mata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Optus, you serious atm?

[–]tehinf 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

ELI5: why don't we start mikhi?

[–]11men1cupMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

New to the league,

[–]DP112Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata has PL experience is more or less the official line

[–]AboumfIbrahimovic -3ポイント-2ポイント  (7子コメント)

Whats that chant the bournemouth fans are singing? Only heard "50 million down the drain".

[–]OldTimePCGamer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the United fans singing the Martial chant.

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bournemouth don't have chants lol.

[–]Low-Born-Scum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was away fans martial chant.

[–]ImperitoMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Anthony Martial came from France

English press said he had no chance

50 million down the drain

As Anthony Martial scores again"

Or something like that anyway

[–]AboumfIbrahimovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, thought it was aimed at martial in a negative context. Thanks!

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's our away support. "50 million down the drain, as Tony Martial scores again."

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was our fans.

[–]heylibertyBlind 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really love our away fans.

[–]danlawlMemphis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have the best away fans in the league. They are almost louder than the announcers.

[–]nowhere_Park Ji-Sung 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tony martial chant yes!

[–]pana90Evil Kagawa 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Need to poo so bad but cant stop watching..

Need to hold on till half time somehow

[–]_________________-- 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reabsorb it, it's the only way...

[–]headfirstfeetsecondHerrera 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta get the app and watch it on your phone then.

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should go for it, we will score if you do!

[–]mufcirclejerk -3ポイント-2ポイント  (3子コメント)

In the first five minutes we've seen Rooney place a 10 yard pass about 10 yards behind the man he was aiming for and Fellaini take a touch so heavy that he took it out of the enormous amount of space he was in and into an area where he was penned in by two otherwise uninvolved Bournemouth players.

Laughable.

[–]K1Kingy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And Shaws first real moment in defense almost results in a goal, but no we won't mention our golden boy.

Calm down mate!

[–]LinkMarker 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's six minutes into the first game of the season, settle down.

[–]mufcirclejerk -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're right. This is an isolated event and it's in no way been endemic to Fellaini or Rooney's game in the last three years that they cannot control the ball properly or pass accurately.

[–]meezydada 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its been 6 minutes and people are bitching already. Calm down Margarets.

[–]ccdewa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

it's been a while since the last we do this, it can't be helped

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd love if that new Zlatan chant was sung

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You got your wish!

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Legit thought there was a dog walking along the pitch for a second then...

[–]11men1cupMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear I'm hallucinating

[–]ouguy2017 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least the United fans sound extremely good on TV.

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

AS TONY MARTIAL SCORES AGAIN

Away fans brilliant as usual

[–]danlawlMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

best away fans in the league.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everytime Rooney fucks up I can't help but imagine how Mhki would've done things differently

[–]KolgrillatDe Gea 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wakey wakey, Luke

[–]danlawlMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give him a few matches to find his feet, he won't be like he was right before his injury for at least a solid month of matches. He's been out almost a full year.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

New Premiership logo is going to take some getting used to, but it's not terrible.

[–]DP112Herrera 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's probably the only part of the rebrand I like. The Man of the Match trophy is ridiculous

[–]HazlzzSmalling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like the name, no more Barclay's

[–]pkkthetigerr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing this, Pogba was definitely needed, we need domination in the midfield.

[–]nimbalotheslayer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

shaw not sharp enough yet

[–]HighOnNicotine 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Luke Shaw's first touch could've put us 1 down.

PTSD kicking in lads...

[–]ccdewa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ffs Rooney it's not even 5 minute

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