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[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs. Manchester United (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 1st Half

MANCHESTER UNITED 0-0 BOURNEMOUTH

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Barclays Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Bournemouth

Date: August 14th, 2016

Kick off BST: 13:30

Venue: Dean Court, Bournemouth

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. A.F.C Bournemouth
De Gea Boruc
Valencia Francis (C)
Bailly Arter
Blind Cook
Shaw Daniels
Fellaini Cook
Herrera Smith
Mata Surman
Rooney (C) Ibe
Martial King
Ibrahimovic Wilson

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Rojo, Carrick, Schneiderlin, Memphis, Mkhitaryan, Rashford

A.F.C. Bournemouth SUBS: Federici, Gosling, Ake, Afobe, Gradel, Smith, Grabban

Team news:

  • Herrera starts on his birthday!

  • Mkhitaryan, Memphis, and Rashford are our attacking options off the bench. Lingard is not available in the squad.

  • Smalling is still suspended so the Bailly-Blind pairing reigns supreme.

  • Pogba is also seeing out his suspension so he'll be slotting in next week.

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' United are in our beautiful white kit today, while Bournemouth are in black and red.

0' UNITED KICK OFF! OUR FIRST PREMIER LEAGUE GAME OF THE SEASON IS UNDERWAY!

3' Rooney tries to win us a corner but Josh King manages to avoid the ball and it's rolled out for a goal kick. The subsequent Bournemouth attack results in a chance as Shaw miscontrols in the box and Wilson pounces but smashes the ball wide.

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[–]heylibertyBlind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really love our away fans.

[–]danlawlMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have the best away fans in the league. They are almost louder than the announcers.

[–]nowhere_Park Ji-Sung 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tony martial chant yes!

[–]pana90Evil Kagawa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Need to poo so bad but cant stop watching..

Need to hold on till half time somehow

[–]mufcirclejerk -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the first five minutes we've seen Rooney place a 10 yard pass about 10 yards behind the man he was aiming for and Fellaini take a touch so heavy that he took it out of the enormous amount of space he was in and into an area where he was penned in by two otherwise uninvolved Bournemouth players.

Laughable.

[–]meezydada 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its been 6 minutes and people are bitching already. Calm down Margarets.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd love if that new Zlatan chant was sung

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Legit thought there was a dog walking along the pitch for a second then...

[–]11men1cupMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear I'm hallucinating

[–]ouguy2017 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least the United fans sound extremely good on TV.

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

AS TONY MARTIAL SCORES AGAIN

Away fans brilliant as usual

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everytime Rooney fucks up I can't help but imagine how Mhki would've done things differently

[–]KolgrillatDe Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wakey wakey, Luke

[–]macAaronEGiggs 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

New Premiership logo is going to take some getting used to, but it's not terrible.

[–]DP112Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably the only part of the rebrand I like. The Man of the Match trophy is ridiculous

[–]pkkthetigerr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing this, Pogba was definitely needed, we need domination in the midfield.

[–]nimbalotheslayer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

shaw not sharp enough yet

[–]HighOnNicotine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Luke Shaw's first touch could've put us 1 down.

PTSD kicking in lads...

[–]ccdewa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ffs Rooney it's not even 5 minute

[–]Launch_a_poo 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

How dare Rooney try to win a corner

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

His touch was so poor the ball moved out of his reach, then he had to scramble to even make contact. He wanted to cross initially.

[–]Launch_a_poo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He didn't take a touch...

[–]DP112Herrera 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

That wasn't him trying to win a corner though, that's him making a good run then failing to control

[–]Launch_a_poo -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nobody in the box

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There were 3 players in the box ffs!

[–]DatGuyRichValencia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

come on wayne. cross it in

[–]Low-Born-Scum 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let's try to be positive towards Rooney guys!

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He can't hear us, it doesn't matter

[–]PartyxAnimal 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's 530am here in California. Help me!

[–]allyallmfersneed___Schweinsteiger[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. Coffee. 2. Kalua. 3. Enjoy!

[–]internetzVidic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't even bother trying to sleep.

[–]ouguy2017 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 7:30 am here.

[–]Kyle_ConflictNews 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ, Shaw, just hoof it.

[–]chardeemacdennis1991 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Loving the Zlatan chant!

[–]allyallmfersneed___Schweinsteiger[🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

High five! Just got my white Ibra kit yesterday!

[–]Phosbum 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

For fucks sake Rooney please have a good game

[–]ouguy2017 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What are you doing Rooney!?

[–]BloodyMess111 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice from Wayne there. Run it out well sigh

[–]DP112Herrera 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck sake Rooney has begun

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just get it in the box there Wayne!

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Rooney...

[–]Kambei1311 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mkhitaryan on bench, Mata on wing...

I just can't understand why we go out of our way to accommodate him.

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Four minutes in and he's misplaced what, three passes now?

[–]popcornelephantMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Decent defending to be fair. Maybe could have clipped it in earlier.

[–]korniz 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, our fans are on fire 🔥

[–]macAaronEGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The camera is so close!

[–]FURyannnnScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

This camera angle is so weird (NBCSN)

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's because the ground is so small. The gantry is low down

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a really small ground, there aren't many options

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's very low because Bournemouth's stadium is so small.

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Away fans amazing as usual

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never get tired of hearing U-N-I-T-E-D

[–]catfayceCole 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Housemate put the washing machine on about 5 minutes ago and I can hear them over that

[–]Pint_Of_BitterIrwin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looking forward to seeing some Shaw Martial overlap as the season goes on

[–]ouguy2017 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan looks like a man among boys out there.

[–]ccdewa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And it's begin, hope it'll be a good season!

[–]FagAreUs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember this is Bournemouth so will be a though game

[–]first_aid 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disappointed that mkhi is on the bench again

[–]RogerFedererFTWValdes(and Falcao) 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Horrendous play so far. Mourinho hasn't got a clue, he has clearly lost it. He will be out by November

[–]abillioncents 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/s ?

[–]xkufixSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha, not even 5 minutes into the first league game.

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are losing 80-20... sack him!

[–]Benphyre 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

It has begun Kreygasm

[–]Nestledrink 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get your Twitch meme outta here...

DansGame :P

[–]majoraLoLMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FeelsGoodMan

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Mourinhos red army"

:D

[–]Kobe_AYEEEEE 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Stream or channel in US?

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mourinho looking suave as fuck.

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder how long it'll be until he starts rocking the unshaven + gilet look

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was some sort of FIFA kick off.

[–]I_Am_A_Peasant 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just tuned in from the Pacific Northwest. 5:30 AM LEGGOOOOOOO

[–]nimaR3dit 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

had a dream that ibra scored a hattrick and mourinho got his cock out

[–]DP112Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

hope not, he'd be arrested

[–]FagAreUs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haram be would be proud with that cock out

[–]manchesterunitedgoal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope United score more than two goals and Zlatan and Martial get on the scoresheet.

[–]catfayceCole 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Got a smile on my face before a game for the first time in years. Hope it lasts

[–]Blake00711Pogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here we go!

[–]sealed-human 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a bench today, so many options if the game needs fixing

[–]meezydada 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who you hoping for man of the match?

Bailly for me. Really love that dude already

[–]petersuns13Mata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lets go fellas.

[–]Low-Born-Scum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rojo only defensive sub.

[–]DP112Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Steve Cook's got an overhead kick or two in him, did like 2 last season

[–]Johnhum 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kit looks sexy, Bailly looks scary.

[–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good luck lads. Let's do this!

[–]Ronin_Dizz88 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HERE WE GO BOYS

[–]YourTypicalSaudiAnder Hererra 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bothered that Mkhi didn't start!

[–]BloodyMess111 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lot of options to change the game from the bench

[–]WhatNext_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is some tasty attacking bench power!

[–]macAaronEGiggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Away fans sound great! I'm so pumped for this season!!

[–]Daniel-Darkfire 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I seriously pray fellani won't screw things up for us

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's great to finally have a solid bench too... our bench for the past few seasons has been poor but now there are some game changers available.

[–]rob1005Smalling 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

/u/navixsport you doing this one my friend?

[–]Yeahthatsnotright5Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does this match thread feel so dead? Did everyone abandon the subreddit for the summer and forget we have a match today?

[–]pkkthetigerr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha hearing from the tunnel, woulda thought we're playing at home with the support.

[–]Dinosaurcoloringbook 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As an athlete, it's nice to see wilson back after such an epic injury. Hoping he has a shit game, but glad he's back in the league.

[–]DP112Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bournemouth have A Smith, B Smith, but no C Smith

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashfords photo is so new you can tell

[–]ccdewa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our supporters are amazing as usual

[–]GeshtiannaSGMata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hope to see Mhki come on for enough minutes.

[–]Pint_Of_BitterIrwin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Loving this 3rd kit

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our away fans are the best in the world. Absolutely buzzing right now, here's to a hopefully much more enjoyable year lads!

[–]griffin852 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who's the ref today?

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit. Our away support is amazing

[–]Sniiskuu 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Danish tv is still milking the "Mata was very frustrated about being subbed off"

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful day for a cracking match.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Away support outstanding as usual.

[–]curlyswineScholes 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not really a fan of this XI but come on United!

[–]ingwe13Schneiderlin -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Absolutely rubbish lineup. Bournemouth might run all over us.

[–]curlyswineScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's just something discouraging about seeing Fellaini in it let alone in midfield...

[–]neo1691Van Gaal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan and Bailey are like Brothers from another mother, nice to see Zlatan bonding over with someone like this.

[–]meezydada 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here we go lads. Not completely happy with our midfield two but trust in Mou!

Fellaini must be doing something right if so many managers are showing him love?

[–]ungaayaAnder 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on lads!

[–]pkkthetigerr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

IM JUST SO FREAKING EXCITED, seeing Zlatan and Rooney pop out together, Mourinho in the back, this is just fucking incredible!!!

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone else watching the Sky Coverage? That guy in the "ao" advert creeped me out, wtf

[–]Rayhann 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

POR QUE FELLAINI!!!!!!!!

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

T H I S

I S

S P A R T A

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

What freaking channel is the game on?!?! Just checked BT and Sky and don't see it??!!

[–]Daniel-Darkfire 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

sky sports 1 hd

[–]________-------- 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sky sports 1 Nissan super sunday

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha well this is embarrassing... I presumed that was some form of racing... Thanks bud!

[–]tetayk 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I predict that Rooney will be the most controversial for this thread.

[–]popcornelephantMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so fucking excited

[–]hyvzIbrahimovic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So hyped can't breath

[–]vincent1989Herrera 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sky promo made my balls tingle...

[–]2000man 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

The sky is blue.

[–]Rayhann 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck off, the sky in Manchester is red with industrial smoke and death that's been pumpin up since the industrial era

gyt yer shayt suhn

[–]GeshtiannaSGMata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good thing there's the daily rain to wash it all away?

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't wait, feeling confident about this! So excited to see Mourinho on the touchline.

[–]Dinosaurcoloringbook 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mata+Herrera on the field. Spainbros

[–]ccdewa 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did you just leave De gea from those spainbros?

[–]Dinosaurcoloringbook 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

!!!! Was thinking of midfield chemistry lol

[–]DP112Herrera 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mkhi's on the bench because Mata has PL experience, that's Mourinho's explanation

[–]pkkthetigerr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Playing him against bournemouth isnt much of a risk.

[–]igetby23 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's a poor excuse they've both had the same preseason training time. Miki is ready play him Jose we need 3pts

[–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael Carrick 10 min before kick just making a kids best moment of his life. Love it.

[–]Dinosaurcoloringbook 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the most wonderful time of the year

[–]JamieD86 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho talking nicely about Mata in interview is nice to see but its amazing how long the media will kick the dead horse!

[–]moaetaMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

What happened to Lingard?

[–]Daniel-Darkfire 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is it! Dicks out lads!!

[–]BronycornMata 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a special type of feeling when your club starts it's campagin. Today's that day. 17 years of this and I still get that same twinge of excitement that I had when I was 9. Good morning everyone!

[–]JamieD86 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's back boys, it's back! :-)

[–]DP112Herrera 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jose's said Lingard's injured, Herrera's starting because he's in top condition due to being involved since the first day of pre-season

[–]DP112Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He said he trusts Mata, he's got stuff he can do and stuff he can't do, basically said if Mata can play to his strengths, he's gonna play

[–]NGU-BenSchweinsteiger 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wazza your bib is inside out you muppet

[–]htjackMartial 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lingard is injured

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"He hasn't come to do anything other than win"

You're goddamn right Gary.

[–]rk_metalsnowManchester is RED 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Been looking forward to today all summer whilst I was working in the middle of nowhere. Premier League is back baby! Let's smash 'em!

[–]nrshakyaRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Darmian isn't injured is he? He rates Rojo over Darmian?

[–]OTownTrillaFoRilla 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

CMON UNITED!!!

[–]ccdewa 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hope Mou has his reason for benching Mkhi, anyway really hyped for this one, get those 3 points back home lads

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Possibly still not fit enough for 90 minutes? Mourinho could also be trying to instill some confidence in Mata, let him know they have a clean slate.

[–]DP112Herrera 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

Usually hate doing this but is someone just downvoting every comment as soon as it posts?

[–]19Dan81Tempo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. You're never far away from that.

[–]BloodyMess111 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It happens a lot in r/reddevils

[–]sittingbull15 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some cocksuckers with no life, trying to downvote and ruin our fun

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably a few someones.

[–]sittingbull15 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know right

[–]RaoOfPhysicsScholes 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Welcome back to the PL, /u/SupaaFast, and thanks once again for doing this!

[–]krd1996 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

People are losing their shit too early, from just looking at the line up. Best to wait and see how it plays.

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we're just sick of seeing the same underperforming players, but you're right that it's far too early to be moaning about line ups. We should be giving every player a chance to find form under Mourinho.

[–]Entrepreneur_GirlJosé Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

LVG flashbacks a bit

[–]DP112Herrera 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worried by the presenter on Sky saying we'll be hearing more from Carragher, he's meant to be doing co-commentary for games on Sky now (don't mind him as a pundit but i don't think I could stomach him as a commentator)

[–]-Zenith-Herrera 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mon the lads.

[–]Mesial 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

That Zlatan ad thing got me pretty hyped I gotta say.

[–]legojs 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

which ad?

[–]Mesial 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

It was like a small thing with like video from all his old clubs and shown what he had achieved.

[–]legojs 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

ahh nice. I didnt get to see it :(

[–]Mesial 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

:( It was like a lead on just before his sky interview came on. Wish I could find a video of it.