全 64 件のコメント

[–]uswholeIA 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

......╚⊙ ⊙╝

..╚═(█T█)═╝

.╚═(█R█)═╝

╚═(█U█)═╝

.╚═(█M█)═╝

..╚═(█P█)═╝

...╚═(███)═╝

...╚═(█N█)═╝

..╚═(█I█)═╝

.╚═(█M█)═╝

╚═(█B█)═╝

.╚═(█L█)═╝

..╚═(█E█)═╝

...╚═(███)═╝

...╚═(█N█)═╝

..╚═(█A█)═╝

.╚═(█V█)═╝

╚═(█I█)═╝

╚═(█G█)═╝

.╚═(█A█)═╝

..╚═(█T█)═╝

...╚═(█O█)═╝

...╚═(█R█)═╝

..╚═(███)═╝

.╚═(███)═╝

╚═(███)═╝

...╚⊙ ⊙╝

[–]NoatakTheWiseUSA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hold this upvote centipede!

[–]energysohighOK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Despite its impressive length

[–]Darkred28TX 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK YOU, /u/Spez! GET FUCKED!

[–]chodebabiesTX 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big dick trump ragin hard!

[–]ReginaldDupont632ARMY 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

airhorns

[–]biscuit13SD 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO BRAKES!!! 🚂

[–]TrumpTrain-botUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OFFICIAL! DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 100,000 MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 300,417,000 MPH!

That's 44.79713% of the speed of light (670,616,630 MPH)! Only 370,199,630 MPH left to go!

A bot by /u/BotsByLiam. Please use this form or visit /r/BotsByLiam to report errors or make suggestions!

[–]coolteacanNY 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Been here since 20k, we did it lads

[–]WarOfTheFanboys 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I grew up an only child. We lived out in the woods so I couldn't just walk down the block whenever I wanted to visit a schoolmate. My childhood was very lonely, and it seemed at times that my closest friends were memes. In gradeschool, we were allowed to print out one picture a week from the classroom computer. I'd use my print voucher on dank meme templates. In my room, I had a whiteboard that I'd tape the templates too, and with a dryerase marker, I'd caption my own Bad-Luck-Brian's and Scumbag-Steve's. It was a lot of fun and I'd often make new memes while holding a flashlight in the other hand after lights-out.

When I was twelve, for Christmas I got a rare Pepe. Deep down, I knew that it was more than my parents could afford, but I was too astonished to consider this. That Pepe was my prized possession. In reality, my parents were planning a divorce and they wanted me to have one last holiday together to remember fondly. It was tough the following years, moving back and forth between homes, but I always had my rare Pepe at my side to keep me company.

Eventually I grew up and forgot about Pepe and my meme collection. I started highschool, got a girlfriend, started a part-time job. I got a driver's license and a car, and was no longer isolated to my cabin in the woods. I became more outgoing and made more friends as I got older. After highschool, I graduated from college and started my career. I married the girl of my dreams. I had my own life.

Of course, death is apart of life more than anything. My parents died relatively young, before I was thirty myself. It was hard, but we can't roll back the clock. I spent that summer renovating the house I grew up in. I had a lot of memories at the place, but I was a homeowner myself now and couldn't cope with two houses. We put the property on the market and quickly found a buyer.

Cleaning out the last of my father's possessions, I found a cardboard box in the attic with my name sharpied onto the side. Inside was a collection of memoralia. My essay contest trophy, my Pokemon cards, a collection of cool Lego doohickeys. There was a centerfold I had torn out of a Playboy I found in my grandfather's garage. Then, underneath a Tyson catalog, I saw it: my Rare Pepe. It was as immaculate and beautiful as the day I first unwrapped it. I felt that I was being a little silly, but I couldn't shake the sense that something grand was being foretold, and that it was no accident that I stumbled upon my old Pepe.

The very next day, Donald Trump announced his run for presidency. Memes started flowing. The world made sense to me again, like I was reborn. I pulled my box of junk from the street before the garbage men could get it, and I retrieved my rare Pepe. Today, it sits proudly on my mantletop, next to my MAGA hat and 1st ed. copy of Art of the Deal. Praise Kek.

[–]MedicallyMAGA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

GO TRUMP. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[–]moskiesAUS 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA

[–]stickflipTX 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

MY PANTS CANNOT CONTAIN THIS FREEDOM BONER

SJWS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[–]99-LS1-SSNC 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was here when it happened!!!

[–]drhamby 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh Hell yeah! #MAGA #TRUMPTRAIN

[–]mrdarkshineNC 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

NEXT STOP 200 MILLION

[–]goonsackMAGA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is YUGE

[–]T_H_E__W_A_L_LCA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been here since 8,000. So excited to see 200,000.

LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!

[–]xyzzyzyzzyxAL 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

200K TODAY

200M NOVEMBER

[–]parad0x92CA -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

maybe half a million haha

[–]SirSirobPA 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

DICKSOUTFORHARAMBEANDTRUMP

[–]FormalHillMAGA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm ready to get my dick out for two American heroes.

[–]another_new_name1USA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looks like BLM is celebrating 200k subs in Milwaukee Wis. in a full riot burning gas stations, and firing into the crowd. Fire department ordered not to go in.

Just watched a live stream of chaos in the streets.

[–]xyzzyzyzzyxAL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's on the ground covering it

[–]energysohighOK 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

#DicksOut for Harambe and 200K

[–]brianconUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

200k

so nimble

[–]CitationDependentCAN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

2 minutes faster submitting than Mods.

I's the God now.

[–]moskiesAUS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another 21k and we defeat the s4p sub count. ONWARDS INTO THE NIGHT, CENTIPEDES!

[–]Phuckyou2USAF 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

YOU ALL ARE THE BEST!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN CENTIPEDES!!!!!!!!

[–]Phuckyou2USAF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oops, dick wasn't out. DICK OUT NOW!!!!!!

[–]uiucrowerIL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glory glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on!

MAGA

[–]SoloBoardGamerNJ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahead of schedule and under budget!

[–]PhantomShield72FL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are driving the news cycle!

Look at me...

We are the media now...

[–]make_throwaway_greatCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Communist propaganda site BTFO

[–]_Kitarie_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

NO BRAKES! THE WALL GROWS TEN FEET TALLER! TRIGGLYPUFF IS OUTRAGED! OUT OUT OUT WITH ALL THE HATERS! NO MORE OF THE IF IF IF OKIE DOKE NONSENSE! MAGA!

[–]TrigglyPuff_botUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS!

TRIGGLYPUFF JUST GOT 10 POUNDS HEAVIER!

CURRENT WEIGHT: 14,800 POUNDS!

That's 74.00000% of the weight of one billion dollars in 100-dollar bills (20,000 lbs)! Only 5,200 lbs left to go!

A bot by /u/BotsByLiam. Please use this form or visit /r/BotsByLiam to report errors or make suggestions!

[–]TrumpTrain-botUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OFFICIAL! DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 100,000 MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 300,017,000 MPH!

That's 44.73748% of the speed of light (670,616,630 MPH)! Only 370,599,630 MPH left to go!

A bot by /u/BotsByLiam. Please use this form or visit /r/BotsByLiam to report errors or make suggestions!

[–]TheWallGrowsTaller 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're going to have a big beautiful door in the middle!

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 231680ft.

We are 87.758% of the distance to 50 miles high (264000ft)! 32320ft remaining.
NASA awards astronaut status for flights above 50 miles.


Bot by /u/KinOfMany | RETURNING SOON!

[–]BarackOkieDokeBotMI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

IF IF IF IF IF IF OKIE DOKE!

FUNNY SOUNDS, PROVOCATIVE TWEETS!

This is a new bot made by /u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

[–]DeportBotUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're not sending their best, folks.

That's 59756 deported! ...and they said it couldn't be done.

Got to start somewhere! That's 64.25376% of the estimated 93,000 illegals in Indiana!

I'm a new bot. suggestions or comments?

[–]Mrs_FoneboneVA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great Mods--check out that graphic! It's raining centipedes, y'all!

[–]TrumpLikesWallsMAGAUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN.

[–]TrumpTrain-botUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

IT'S OFFICIAL! DONALD J. TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 100,000 MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 300,317,000 MPH!

That's 44.78222% of the speed of light (670,616,630 MPH)! Only 370,299,630 MPH left to go!

A bot by /u/BotsByLiam. Please use this form or visit /r/BotsByLiam to report errors or make suggestions!