Okay, so it's fair to say we have all been caught off guard by just how extreme the No Man's Sky circlejerk has been. We expected some hate but this has taken things to a new level.

In order to help my fellow jerkers be prepared for notable upcoming circlejerks, thought I'd list the dates here, as well as some key topics to revise.

7th Sept 2016 - PS4 Neo (standard PCMR jerk, heats for the main event really)

20th Sept 2016 - Destiny: Rise of Iron (standard DLCtiny stuff, feel free to repost last year's circlejerk)

29th Sept 2016 - FIFA 16 (regular sports game/annualised circlejerk, not expected to be too bad)

21st Oct 2016 - Battlefield 1 (GOTY, 2016's best game, The Witcher 3's cousin, etc. don't worry about playing it and ignore any issues brought up. in fact, downvote all negativity if possible)

25th Oct 2016 - The Last Guardian (build up massive hype and expectations pre-launch to be able to express maximum disappointment. don't forget the hostageware angle too!!)

28th Oct 2016 - The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Special Edition (PC superiority due to free upgrade. Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle. We all hate Skyrim now since Fallout 4 came out. Recycle existing console performance arguments over and over again)

4th Nov 2016 - Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare (regardless of how different the game actually is, constantly repeat the line that it's the same as last year. don't forget to downvote all youtube videos and positive reddit posts! this is the big one but has been 13 years in the making so plenty time to prepare)

Big season of circlejerking ahead of us boys!