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[–]winkydevil 1565ポイント1566ポイント  (151子コメント)

After you've had your laugh, I hope you go and turn that shit down. I'm deaf and that sort of humiliation isn't easily forgotten.

[–]Zerothian[S] 2271ポイント2272ポイント  (132子コメント)

To spoil the fun a bit, this isn't really a thing that happened. Much like 90% of things on reddit I made it up for internet points.

I'd never actually do that to a deaf person, would be too fucked up.

[–]chipperpip 485ポイント486ポイント  (57子コメント)

At least you're honest about it.

[–]Zerothian[S] 800ポイント801ポイント  (56子コメント)

Hey I already got my karma for the meme. I am not worried about continuing the charade :D

Better to be known as a lying nice person than a truthful asshole.

[–]vwb00st 365ポイント366ポイント  (34子コメント)

Debatable

[–]Zerothian[S] 242ポイント243ポイント  (26子コメント)

True enough but in this situation the lie doesn't exactly hurt anyone. Though I should have worded that a little better.

[–]shiny_dittos 97ポイント98ポイント  (2子コメント)

Could've helped some people, I'm sure all the deaf people with siblings checked their volume

[–]cliath 40ポイント41ポイント  (5子コメント)

or the meme is true and now you're a lying asshole

[–]Zerothian[S] 46ポイント47ポイント  (4子コメント)

I can neither confirm nor deny.

[–]fireburst 36ポイント37ポイント  (8子コメント)

Debatable

[–]vwb00st 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

True. It's all good

[–]BeastftMiddleEast 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah I'd 100% rather be surrounded by truthful asshole than liars.

[–]Avogadro101 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except you gave me a good idea to try on my def brother.

[–]Fumobix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The karma market will be never the same after so many people invested into lies

[–]JohnandJesus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was hurt. I trusted you and now I don't know what to feel.

[–]thebigpink 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bet he's not even deaf!

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    [–]Thefoofighter101 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Masterbateable

    [–]Alarid 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'll need my pitchforks, just in case.

    [–]doihavemakeanewword 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We'll find out in November.

    [–]bubbasteamboat 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Not just debatable...but wrong. I would much rather deal with an honest asshole than a nice liar. Any day. And I think most folks would agree with me if they thought about it.

    [–]massymcfree 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    His karma says it's true

    [–]BrandoMartMan 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I appreciate your honesty... dick.

    [–]borderrat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I do not. I like my confession bears to be legit.

    [–]Herdez96 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Such a nice asshole

    [–]mago184 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You should make a confession bear about this meme.

    [–]pow3llmorgan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Have an upvote you person who I thought was a despicable asshole who would sully the bond of brotherhood by mocking your disabled next of kin.

    [–]Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

    But you seem to be both

    [–]HappycamperNZ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Quick guys, lets downvote him to oblivion.

    Na, love the shop though

    [–]Brother0fSithis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can't tell if I hate you or not.

    [–]Castigale 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Have another internet point you bastard.

    [–]lil-rap 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thrasymachus argued in Plato's Republic that you get further in life if you are unjust, yet you appear to others as a just person. Plato disagreed of course, but it's a compelling argument.

    [–]pieman7414 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    you played us for another 2k in comment karma you sly bastard

    [–]staring_at_keyboard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    -Hillary Clinton

    [–]RoosterClan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There you have it folks. Clinton over Trump.

    [–]Omniflux- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Eh, youre contradicting yourself there.

    If you told the truth, how are you lying.

    [–]dzzy42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A lying asshole gets pretty far in 'Murika. Source: Donald Trump

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      [–]gabybo1234 299ポイント300ポイント  (11子コメント)

      Aww fuck man. Made for a good meme though.

      [–]ThatsMyHoverboard 65ポイント66ポイント  (8子コメント)

      And in the end, that's all that matters.

      [–]phoenix781 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

      my upvotes are a lie.

      [–]Lion2jew 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This comment doesn't exist.

      [–]Twitch92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Well time to charge my power cell for the night.

      [–]Kryeiszkhazek 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

      How Can Our Upvotes Be Real If Our Content Isn't Real

      [–]moon_jock 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I MEEEEEEMED SO HARD

      [–]CorrectThoughts 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The ends don't justify the memes!

      [–]Beepbeepimadog 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yeah, I just like the hybrid. Nice evolution every now and again checks out.

      [–]winkydevil 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Well.... Carry on then. ;)

      [–]AnalSyrup 19ポイント20ポイント  (11子コメント)

      I have a Deaf cousin who is the only other person I know who knows ASL. We fuck with each other a lot, and I'm doing this to him. Thank you for the idea

      [–]enginemonkey16 31ポイント32ポイント  (8子コメント)

      You fuck your cousin?

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        [–]ThisFreaknGuy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I like you.

        [–]shoryukenist 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Do you even have a bro, bro?

        [–]Zerothian[S] 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I do! I also have 3 cats, 2 dogs, and a recently deceased goldfish*.

        *deathofthegoldfishisunrelatedtothecatsunlessprovedotherwiseinacourtofpaws.

        [–]alien122 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Thanks, making this place lighthearted and jokey is p cool. Not everything here has to be $100% serious.

        [–]UmbraeAccipiter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Thank you, I was about to come in here and call BS. You know he will feel the vibrations an notice right? Source, Deaf sister in law who loves music.

        [–]rocket_raccon 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

        You pussy. You would have ridden this out a lot longer if some deaf guy hadn't popped out of nowhere.

        [–]Zerothian[S] 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

        I probably wouldn't have bothered replying to anyone had it not been prompted you're right.

        [–]winkydevil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Nowhere is now here. http://i.imgur.com/eJSwK.gif

        [–]kingeryck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Is he greased up?

        [–]ctuneblague 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You don't make a very good crime partner.

        [–]ChuckinTheCarma 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Admitting that your content is faked for points.

        1103 karma for that comment alone.

        Jesus. Nice work.

        [–]kindiana 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        my blind brother listens to a lot of porn and i turned his volume alllll the way down! just kidding that didnt happen

        [–]bullintheheather 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Youuuuu SONOFABITCH!

        [–]_TheDrizzle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Downvote for the fake meme. Upvote for the honesty.

        [–]makemeastar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I rlly like what you did with the face

        [–]Frank_Thunderwood 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Except if you're deaf, you should probably know to check the volume.

        [–]ketosore 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I wish more people would say when their memes are fictitious.

        [–]BudgetPhoenix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        this is the first time Ive seen someone admit that they made up a meme on the front page.

        [–]ImmaturelyDelightful 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Double dip in that karma. This was well executed.

        [–]Cr15py 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        As a sighted and hearing person, I visually look at the volume before watching porn, or make sure it's muted. Just saying, it'd be hard to miss unless it was a separate sound system(which why would he have), and even then why wouldn't the computer be muted. Idk I junt didn't see it, hence why I'm in these comments.

        [–]maddmman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Hell, I admire your honesty.

        [–]henx125 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I was wondering why a deaf person would have speakers on their computer

        [–]Snake101333 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        At least you owned up to it

        [–]thescott2k 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I mean, why would he even have speakers?

        [–]chupchap 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I downvoted because it was a lie and then upvoted for honesty. Net effect is zero karma. Just saying. 😇

        [–]GKnives 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Nice. That was fun. And that Beal is super fucking cute

        [–]PM_ME_SOME_NUDEZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You mean you just....

        Went on the internet and told LIES????!!

        [–]MrAchilles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Dude! You even HAVE a brother?!

        [–]vanilla-ish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Makes sense. I feel like if anything, a deaf person would be overly concerned about sound because they can't judge themselves, and would mute everything.

        [–]dale163 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Ma nidda

        [–]Keith_Creeper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        But you'd do it to your real brother with a second thought...classic.

        [–]allfamyankee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Your honesty is very refreshing

        [–]NeverBeenStung 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You hit the jackpot man. Got your link karma. Then admitted to lying about and got hella comment karma. Right on.

        [–]HalfTurn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Backtracking little bitch.

        [–]Code_star 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        well atleast you introduced me to the most fucked up animal of all time

        [–]Xazrael 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Sounds like some world-class backpedaling to me, again for fake internet points.

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          [–]thegreenlabrador 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I would think a family would have a rule to tell the deaf person immediately about anything that is socially awkward that they aren't aware of and are causing because it seems like an extremely easy way to breed distrust and anger.

          [–]winkydevil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You're right.. But not letting that happen in the first place is still preferable.

          [–]Fairuse 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Can't you tell the volume is up based on the vibrations?

          [–]rocket_raccon 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

          If you're deaf, how did you hear this thread being posted?

          [–]winkydevil 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

          In my natural field of vision, there is always a small upright oval in the lower right with a sign language interpreter who tells me everything.

          [–]kronikwookie 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

          As a dead person, you can still feel vibrations for loud sounds cant you? Wouldnt the same apply to this scenario?

          [–]winkydevil 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Absolutely. And that is why I've gone with design #4 for my bedroom: http://www.oobject.com/category/12-safety-coffins/

          [–]SirTreeTreeington 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I don't know any dead people to ask.

          [–]ForteShadesOfJay 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

          If I was deaf disabling the speakers would be priority one. Then I'd still be paranoid and check the volume every time.

          [–]winkydevil 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Then you'd make a good deaf person because we all do that. But guess what? Blaring-for-who-knows-how-long still happens. You just die a little inside and then move on.

          [–]StealthRabbi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          would you be able to hear the vibrations of the sound?

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            [–]indeedItIsI 204ポイント205ポイント  (18子コメント)

            Can't he feel the vibration?

            [–]Muffinizer1 370ポイント371ポイント  (7子コメント)

            OP said brother not sister dude

            [–]NigelTheNarwhal 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Feel it! Feel it! Feel the vibrations.

            [–]Psychic_Jester 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

            its such a good vibration

            [–]joshualarry 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Its sucha......sweeeeeeeet sensa-tion!

            [–]doublepulse 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

            My deaf roommate knew when I was up watching television by touching his bedroom wall. Even the vibrations of his computer's exhaust fan would keep him awake.

            [–]motorhead84 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Only if they're good ones!

            [–]Avogadro101 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            RUNNING UP, MY LEGS!!!!

            [–]fuckyou_dumbass 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Yes

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              [–]croock3 67ポイント68ポイント  (0子コメント)

              The bear and seal so perfectly describe the emotion it makes me giggle

              [–]b1gtym1n 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

              why even have speakers at that point?

              [–]stereosalvation 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

              Really, why even have a sound card at that point?

              [–]Mysta02 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

              99.9% of motherboards have a sound card built in.

              [–]GabrielFF 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

              99.9% of people also have a soundcard built-in, so...

              [–]Tsar_Romanov 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I DON'T GET IT HALP

              EDIT: I GET IT NOW

              He is making fun of deaf people for being in the minority

              [–]AskMeAboutMyLeftShoe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Took me a second.

              [–]chevyfried 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Really, why even have the audio enabled in device manager?

              [–]HoldenMacGroin 31ポイント32ポイント  (8子コメント)

              NATHAN!!!

              [–]Zerothian[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

              Hi.

              [–]AddictedReddit 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Tagged as Nathan. See you around.

              [–]Zerothian[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

              I have no idea who that other person is. Tagged you both as "knows my name". We shall meet again some day.

              [–]SneakyHeat 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

              looks like a reference to angry boys

              [–]-hx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Wait, your name's actually nathan?

              That's fuckin gold. He was referencing this https://youtu.be/OKyKPZudEus

              [–]Kebble 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              This is why you keep getting molested!

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                [–]echtav 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

                But why though

                [–]ThatsMyHoverboard 21ポイント22ポイント  (13子コメント)

                Hopefully it was a laptop and hopefully you were in public.

                Possibly a library.

                [–]SlightlyEnraged 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                For those worried about it, don't be. I'm deaf, and I check the volume on every device I use very regularly. There's nothing more annoying than irritating those around you with the volume up on a video or music or whatever. Most deaf people are quite conscious of whether their devices are quiet or not; we kinda have to be.

                [–]Gronk_Rockwell[🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Also, if the volume was maxed out, you would feel the vibrations from the speakers as well.

                [–]Yamicchi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                It's pretty interesting that you, despite being deaf, understand that it's irritating when people raise their devices' volume too high.

                [–]dirtyrango 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Brothers being brothers. Good one

                [–]cramzable 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Is he blind too? Cause I guess he can't see it's not muted?

                [–]garbonzo607 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                His brother's name? Helen Keller.

                [–]Tutkan 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Asshole :D

                [–]McPorkums 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                He'd likely feel the vibration at some point. 😳

                [–]Dairish 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                You can always set the sound of his laptop shutting down with a maniac teen having an orgasm. Imagine the library, full of people and your brother just sitting there minding his own business giving zero fucks.

                [–]UncleDrunkle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                he doesnt feel it?

                [–]THE_GR8_MIKE 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Fuck, the image macro made me laugh harder than the text.

                [–]forkandspoon2011 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I'll take "Things that never happened" for 100 Alex.

                [–]el_f3n1x187 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                oh man, hysterical but totally not cool man, i guess there are extrapoints for the correct meme?

                [–]spoobster 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                If he is deaf why would he have speakers?

                [–]kingeryck 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Oh god what is this abomination??

                [–]bionix90 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I think you forgot the scumbag hat.

                [–]TehCynic 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/4xeff6/my_deaf_brother_watches_a_lot_of_porn/

                [–]Zerothian[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                And I got it from an IMGUR link in my Discord server this morning. It's almost like things get reposted all the time .

                [–]NapoleonTheCat 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                I like this. This is amusing to me. Have an upvote, friend. With peace.

                [–]NOTbelligerENT 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                You can have my upvote too, but with violence.

                [–]Zerothian[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                "Welcome toHydraulic Press Channel, today we have this upvote button from Reddit"...

                [–]MarkovChains 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

                Why would he have speakers on his computer?

                EDIT: I don't understand why this is getting downvoted.

                [–]Muffinizer1 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Most people have laptops these days or built in speakers.

                [–]swimnsmoke20 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                My samsung monitor has built in speakers. Does not have to be external speakers.

                [–]toeofcamell 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                He sits on the subwoofer

                [–]necromundus 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                because OP is full of shit

                [–]bmikey 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Asking the real questions

                [–]JinxSphinx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                That's evil, dude. Funny, but evil.

                [–]Sun_Stealer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Oh hey there satan.

                [–]Geralt-of_Rivia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                We'll all pretend he wouldn't feel the vibrations.

                [–]I_am_a_happy_person 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Upvoted mainly for the photoshop

                [–]colorsofshit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Sepah?

                [–]Mawdi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Best prank ever!

                [–]ninjaj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                That's fucked man

                [–]ImOnlyHereToKillTime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                You're a dick, but a funny one

                [–]reccomends_dieing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Now let's evaluate this mutation that is the confessaseal

                [–]buzzbot235 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Plot twist: brother isn't deaf, just has pretended to be all these years in order to deal with annoying brother.

                [–]itsblackfonzie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                That's a dangerous hobby he's got when you can't hear the quiet whisper of your mom turning the car on at her job. Easily caught.

                [–]LakeofFire 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I am not deaf but I would think you could feel some of the vibration from MAX volume. Maybe?

                [–]William63 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Why would he have any speakers plugged in on HIS pc?

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