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Donald Trump “Totally Kidding” About Policies, Being Self-Financed

7/10/2016

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Facing criticism for working with big donors for his general election campaign, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump announced in a recent speech that he was “totally kidding” about being self-financed and felt “shocked that people couldn’t take the joke.” Purportedly working in tandem with MTV’s Punk’d for the last year, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump recently announced that he was “just fucking with you guys” about all of his previously announced policies.
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​Immediately following Trump’s announcement, MTV’s Ashton Kutcher took the stage to explain how close he was to "breaking" during the release of Trump’s tax plan. “You should’ve seen the looks on your faces,” added Kutcher, “this has to be our best prank since we convinced Ben Carson his lunch was made from whole pyramid grain.” At press time, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus was reportedly being rushed to the hospital for a severe hernia.
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