So while bored waiting for the season to start i decided to check out most of our players top rated highlight from /r/soccer. This is what I ended up with:

 

Goals:

Martial: https://streamable.com/wo2f Goal vs Everton

Carrick: http://gfycat.com/WiltedIllegalHookersealion Carrick header

Lingard: https://streamable.com/ghv3 Goal vs Crystal Palace

Rashford: https://streamable.com/tuv7 Goal vs West Ham

Smalling: https://streamable.com/bhs2 Goal vs Wolfsburg

Zlatan: http://gfycat.com/ThirstyAmbitiousBuzzard Goal vs Moldova (not for us, Sweeden)

Herrera: http://gfycat.com/EasygoingGaseousIvorybackedwoodswallow Goal vs QPR and a snake

Mkhitaryan: https://streamable.com/k3rh Goal vs Werder Bremen (not for us, Dortmund)

Schneiderlin: https://streamable.com/yajh Goal vs Everton

Schweinsteiger: https://streamable.com/6gh0 Goal vs Ukrain (not for us, Germany)

 

Passes:

Blind:

https://gfycat.com/PlaintiveJoyousIndri Pass to RvP in WC (not for us, Netherlands)

 

First touch/skills:

Mata: https://streamable.com/lfxw First touch

Memphis: https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/xngt.mp4 Skills

Pogba: https://gfycat.com/PerfumedArcticFireant First touch (not for us)

Bailly: https://streamable.com/wt3b First touch and skill?

 

Tackles/fouls

Rojo: https://streamable.com/zct1 Red card (not for us, Argentina)

Fellaini: https://gfycat.com/HighAffectionateEland Elbows a girly hair pulling cunt

 

Saves:

De Gea: http://gfycat.com/BlueHandmadeImperialeagle Dave saves, a lot.

 

Specials:

Rooney: https://gfycat.com/ClearScarceGardensnake Celebration against Tottenham

Young: http://gfycat.com/NeedyRemorsefulHornedviper Bird poop.

Januzaj: https://streamable.com/54z3 refusing to go down (not for us, Dortmund)

Darmian: http://gfycat.com/CheeryBlushingIndianrhinoceros distracting some guy during a corner

Jones: https://streamable.com/pvu2 Getting punched. This was top but it is not really him doing the highlight, the next highlight had its link die but here is a glorious picture: http://imgur.com/Aa6P8mc

Valencia: http://giant.gfycat.com/ImpassionedLargeBluemorphobutterfly.gif same as Jones, here is the next where he shits on Agüero http://gfycat.com/IdealFaintIslandwhistler

 

:(

Shaw: https://streamable.com/fx0t No comment :(

 

I hope someone will enjoy these as much as I did while making this post and I cant wait for Sunday!