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My Last Hope (self.Incels)

AutisticSubhuman が 投稿

In a few weeks, I will be attending a party. The girl to guy ratio is significantly in my favor and most of these girls are single and fertile age. Furthermore most have nerdy interests meaning that we may have some mutual compatibility.

That gives me, no matter how minute it is, a tiny flicker of hope. Hope. A feeling I have not felt for 5 years. It is a faint feeling, and my chances of succeeding are grim, but I can sense it.

Hope.

I will be preparing extensively for this party. This will be my last hurrah in this life, so to speak. It is do or die in the most literal terms.

My goal: Get the number of at least one single girl in the hopes of LTRing her.

My challenges: Extreme inexperience, bad personality, boring and not funny, autism and social anxiety.

If I fail, then I will immediately drive to my parents house, take my dad's shotgun, and commit suicide. I am being completely serious and not faking for pity/attention.

This is my final chance at a happy life, and if I fail then death is literally the only option because I will otherwise just rot until I enter oldcel status and become invisible to women forever, thus dying alone. That is not a "life" that I wish to endure.

Over the past several months, I have become more and more at peace with the idea of killing myself. What used to be a fear now seems like an inevitability. However, before I make peace with eternity, I have to thrust myself once more unto the abyss.

Wish me luck lads.

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[–]KilledForBeingIncelIncel Savior 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good night sweet prince.

[–]The_Vince_McMahon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least you are brave enough to take the easy way out.

[–]FORT1432 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably not gonna happen.

[–]BrianLemur 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm glad you're taking this chance and meeting people, but just consider this;

This party is one opportunity. There are lots of parties out there. You can go to other ones. There will be other women there as well. This doesn't have to be your "last chance." You're already taking a huge step into moving away from your incel status. Believe in yourself like the rest of us normies believe in you, buddy.

[–]AutisticSubhuman[S] -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

There are lots of parties out there.

None of which I will ever be invited to.

Not only that but I only have a few more years until I start hitting oldcel territory at which point there is no point in trying.

The odds of me getting invited to another party within the next two years, are lower than the odds of me literally winning the lottery.

It is either pick up a girl here or death. Don't spout your normie lies at me.

[–]BrianLemur 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay, just noticed who posted this. 90% sure you're a troll, and a shitty one at that.

[–]Crunkmagnet 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

There is a lot more to life than sex and women and those two things certainly won't bring you a happy life. You're only going to be disappointed if you're expecting someone else to make your life happy. The pursuit of happiness isn't something that will come to an end just because you get the girl.

[–]BrokenIncelMan -1ポイント0ポイント  (8子コメント)

There is a lot more to life than sex and women and those two things certainly won't bring you a happy life.

There needs to be a rule that the only people who can give this platitude are those who have given up sex and women forever. It is very easy for someone who has experienced real serious loving relationships and get into one any time they want to say something like that.

[–]Crunkmagnet 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I didn't have sex until my mid 20s. I'm nearing 30 and I can tell you from experience that sex and girls are not going to be the cause of a happy life. They are fun and improve some aspects but it's not some fucking fairy tale; you're not going to magically have this happy life. It takes work, alone or with a partner.

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[–]Crunkmagnet 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]Am_I_Bean_Detained 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Have some fucking self worth.

[–]LibStealingSpic 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're right, all genetically inferior men should get comfort from other sources, mainly work.

[–]Am_I_Bean_Detained 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

There are tons of genetically inferior people thriving in part to not being assholes who feel sorry for themselves.

[–]eekkgg -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are 0 genetically inferior men thriving, that's the point of being inferior.

[–]Nightwing300 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good luck lad. And try to have some interesting stuff(stiff which girls are likely to find interesting and isn't weird for a guy to say). Don't go out of your league. Be subtle and DO NOT be creepy.

You can trying asking girls on Reddit the stuff they like discussing with guys in order to have better topics. And be prepared to fake interest in shit that the girl might be interested in.

[–]traptaco 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just talk about her without digging too deep and without belittling. If you actually take an interest in what she's saying it will pan out. Also best pickup line is " hello my name is (blank) what's yours?"

[–]BomYeoreum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you're going to court a fertile female specimen or die? Even if you get a girl to give you a #, you're in for a bad time for a relationship. No one wants that kind of pressure, no one wants their partner to choose life/death over them.

[–]LazyLard128 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

most of these girls are single and fertile age.

Could you elaborate?

[–]fschmidt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Adiós

[–]endmylifeasap 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good luck, brother.

[–]djdanman99 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You really have to look at this from the big picture man. You're only 23 years old. Cutting your life short at such a young age is terrible, no matter how bad you think it's been going. Even if you don't meet someone at this party and immediately form a long term relationship, there are so many more people out there. Who knows, maybe in the next year, your life will totally flip around and you'll meet the most incredible girl. You guys might even end up getting married in the following years. But that all goes away if you end your life.

Suicide affects everyone you know. Your parents and friends will be absolutely devestated if you ended your life. If you ever want to talk, just shoot me a PM. I really don't want you to go through with it if your plan fails.

[–]BrokenIncelMan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good luck brother. Please let us know what you decide to do either way.

[–]azavii -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good luck!

[–]UserN-me -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

How old are you?

[–]AutisticSubhuman[S] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I am 23

[–]UserN-me -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

And this is your last stand? Sucks being a virgin at 23. At least your mobilizing to get out there. I wanted sex and love but I was clueless how to get it. Good luck tonite but I wouldn't let it all balance on one party.

[–]AutisticSubhuman[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

And this is your last stand?

This is how I envision it. Like I'm the sole vanguard of a decimated army, and the hordes are charging towards me. I have little chance to survive but all I can do is fight, as my only other option is death.

[–]UserN-me 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you see obtaining sex as a form of conflict?

[–]gamblerdick -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Learn the shit out of 5 jokes. Introduce yourself make small talk. If and only if there is a pause in the brief convo, tell her a joke. If she laughs, tell one more. Focus on her ask her questions. Next, dont kill yourself. Win or loose, trying is a victory.