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ALL IS WELL. (self.Dreadfort)

CastellanDesWillenMacht が 投稿 - announcement

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE SHOW IS NOT CANON.

LORD ROOSE IS ALIVE(UNDEAD?) AND WELL.

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[–]ListenCarefully88 568ポイント569ポイント  (19子コメント)

I thought they would've been stronger together. Oh well all hail Lord Ramsay Warden of the North. Damn Starks and their poison.

[–]JTtheConqueror 201ポイント202ポイント  (11子コメント)

The Starks must pay for their insolence. Of course not including the Lord's dutiful wife who was kidnapped by the treacherous Reek a notorious Stark loyalist, kindly pitied and cared for by our illustrious Lord Ramsay.

[–]Xenofrog 102ポイント103ポイント  (8子コメント)

I hear that Reek was practically raised a Stark himself. We all know Lord Ramsay kept him close. Isn't it possible that Reek poisoned Lord Roose?

[–]carlocaro 73ポイント74ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah, but Reek does not rhyme with poison.

[–]Conquerer 121ポイント122ポイント  (5子コメント)

Although, according to Grandmaester Pycell, poison is a weapon for cravens, women, and...

eunuchs

[–]OmegaEinhorn 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

Now, now... We all know that last bit was just rubbish.

Now the real problem here are these outlandish, foolish and preposterous rumors of his death by other means. What is the most foolish whisper you've heard so far? I'd really like to know!

[–]SpadeBoomer 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That really absurd one that dares to state that our kind, humble, and loving lord Ramsay killed his father. How stupid are these stark loyalist traitors that they think we would actually believe the lord Ramsay, the man who took the moat for his father, who obliterated stannis' army for his father, who took winterfell from reek for his father, would kill him? They need to really think through their lies before they spill out of them like their blood will soon.

[–]Gustavus_AdolphusIV 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I heard the foul fat Walda poisoned him once she had an heir, and our benevolent Lord Ramsey would have been next!

[–]Kitteas 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

But... 😔

Lady Walda Bolton and her son both passed away during childbirth, according to Lord Ramsay himself! Dreadfort's very own honorable maester sent out the ravens that spread the word of her tragic demise.

I'm certain that while Lord Roose's murderer was never named, Lord Ramsay found the one responsible. His hounds have faced worse!

(If anyone claims the Boltons aren't unified and immune to treachery, it's obviously the Starks with their Stark-y propaganda. Their head of house lost his head for treason, after all.)

[–]Gustavus_AdolphusIV 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was just a rumor I heard. You're right, it was probably spread by the sinister Starks to spread doubt and confusion amongst our ranks! Death to the Scum!

[–]-OMGZOMBIES- 87ポイント88ポイント  (0子コメント)

If our Lord says Reek rhymes with poison, I believe him.

[–]Red JeyneTrenchyjj 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know, I heard that Snow bastard of Ned Stark set his demon direwolf on our beloved Lady Walda and her young babe.

Sickening.

[–]screamer19 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will this the the got pyongyang sub now?

[–]Reekpodteod 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking poisoners, man. At least get some balls and use a sword

[–]carpe-jvgvlvm 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They ARE together. Ramsay Warden of the North did this shit:

  • the minute Jon hit at him (notice he pretended to fumble with his arrows), he skinchanged Jon. D&D said Jon was inhuman because of war and all that? Beast! And you can warg into a beast, and left a big shiny smile on his face.

    Sansa acted disgusted because she walked in to see her half-brother HUMPING her Lord Husband! So Ramsay returned to his own body, and enjoyed the pain he'd inflicted upon his person.

    Jon, confused, is then seen walking around WF like "wtf just happened? Who am I?" And someone else cleans up for him.

  • Ramsay waits with his hounds until his Lady wife rushes to him. He breaks the news to her [because of her insolence]: "Our time together is about to come to an end." Yep: he's dumping her. And he even gives her this hint!

  • "You can't kill me; I'm part of you". You can't imagine that he was giving her some sappy ass love song there! This is RAMSAY BOLTON, Warden of the North! He's not breaking into poetry!

I'm part of you

Sansa starts understanding what he's just said. Whatever he's done that she'll carry with her always, somehow, they're merged. She starts chanting all that "your words will disappear, your NAME will disappear..." shit. He listens patiently, and breaks into a smile!

He looks at his hound, and as he's looking back at her, his eyes WARG — 56:05 in my copy, but it's fast... but that's the show's WARG EYES

Right after that, his hounds start walking out, and clearly he's in Sansa fully now, and has booted a bit of her over into HIS body.

Remember how "she knows him"? She doesn't stop to say, "this isn't fair!" or anything; she says (Ramsay's voice) "My hounds will never harm me."

Here's the tell: "You haven't fed them in seven days, you said it yourself." Smooth as Reek's rump... only Lady Bolton wasn't there to hear Ramsay say that to Jon and the rebellious houses.

All Lady Bolton can say it, "They're loyal beasts", thinking 'you put me in your body, my Lord Husband; you erred'. But soon we discover the hound can tell Ramsay's not in his body. Sansa starts yelling "Sit, down! Stop, STOP, you dogs!"

And now Ramsay has his Lady Wife's body, and they are together. He had to pull a Bran and dump that original body, but he's still angling for power!

[–]thedreadcthulhu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You may have spoken a little too soon there.

[–]octobereighth 403ポイント404ポイント  (9子コメント)

I mean who knows how many red priests are just chilling in Dreadfort. Really. There could be dozens.

[–]Fucked StannisTheTwentiethGoodMan 79ポイント80ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dozens of pieces of them anyhow, after we got done with Stannis and his fire worshippers and his cowardly red bitch who fled. Am I right, guys?

[–]downvote_allmy_posts 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

all it took was 20 good men. the red god flees before the pink banner!

[–]themailboxofarcher 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

So Red Priests are like Westerosi Senzu beans now?

[–]lightningpantswtf 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're more like the eternal dragon imo

[–]w-alien 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Does a flayed Septon count?

[–]knotcricket 141ポイント142ポイント  (2子コメント)

A peaceful land, a quiet people. A peaceful land, a quiet people.

[–]BR0SElDON 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

A peaceful body, a quiet person.

[–]Ian47 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

And enemies with no secrets

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    [–]JPSYCHC 95ポイント96ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Time, the strongest poison of them all.

    [–]bigbelwas 66ポイント67ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Doesn't this actually confirm bolt-on? He just took Ramsays skin and disposed of his old body...

    [–]knotcricket 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He did say "I am Lord Bolton" in the kennels.

    [–]Tomguydude 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was thinking this too...

    Let's see how it plays out next week.

    [–]all_thetime 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I was seriously considering this when I read your comment, but I don't believe it. Roose wouldn't have gotten Walda pregnant if he was planning on warging into Ramsay, because he would be forced to murder them and lose Frey loyalty. It's clear Roose is not a big dummy and would not jeopardize his relationship with the Freys. Maybe you might assume that this just an incosistency caused by D&D, which might be the case, but i think this makes the bastardbowl a lot more righteous since Ramsay will reap what he has sowed in some brutal way.(hopefully)

    [–]SpadeBoomer 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yea, when lord Ramsay slays the bastard Jon and the stark traitors who poisoned his father and stole his wife and best friend it will righteous justice. Finally, our lord who has fought so hard and suffered so many griefs, more than anyone one in the whole of the world, will see some light as he destroys his enemies, gets vengeance, and later defeats the white walker invasion making him a hero in the eyes of the world. Then when that targaryen girl crosses the narrow sea he will flay he dragons saving westeros from another devastating war like the heroic man he is. He will likely be crowned king soon after just for his many kind and brave actions. I think that justice will be nice to see.

    [–]Brisden 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Poison. Bah! The coward's weapon.

    [–]BareezyObeezy 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    ALL IS WELL?!?

    [–]Aurondarklord 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lord Bolton is dead, long live Lord Bolton!

    [–]TheNorthRemembers02 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

    My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter... But never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers Lord Davos. The north remembers, the mummers farce is almost done. My son is home.

    The North knows but king of The King of the North whose name is STARK.

    DEATH THE BOLTONS THE TRAITOROUS CUNTS!

    [–]JezSuddenlyCentaurs 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Get out your flaying knives boys!

    [–]farmtownsuit 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There's no one left to do the flaying.

    Your words will disappear. Your House will disappear. Your name will disappear. Every memory of you will disappear.

    [–]Epic_Meow 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The North knows Butt King of the North whose name is Stark

    FTFY

    [–]mbrw12 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

    THE NORTH REMEMBERS

    AND WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE

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      [–]daniel14vt 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I too serve Lord Bolton. Such sadness his father was killed by poison. We will find those enemies and flay them!

      [–]StewardDuh_And_Or_Hello_ 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Flayed and banned!

      [–]MattyBolton 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

      did you for real ban him? flay him ofcourse but a bann is too merciful

      [–]StewardDuh_And_Or_Hello_ 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I prefer to flay, and ban the corpse after. But I appreciate the reminder, this is a busy time for my knives.

      [–]AnotherMerp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He does it because he WANTS TO do it.

      [–]Blecki 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

      You have my banners. I'm not planning to stab you in the back at all.

      [–]VanBuren22 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I'm glad I can count on your supp

      [–]BEN_therocketman 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

      u/VanBuren22 has been poisoned by our enemies.

      Edit: Christ, his comment got deleted.... was that me?....

      [–]JuanDeLasNieves_ 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      No Longer Loose Roose

      [–]JezSuddenlyCentaurs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Loose Roose

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      [–]grimmstone 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      http://i.imgur.com/fJU18M1.jpg

      [–]CupOfCanada 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Probably dead in the books too, at least by the time of the Pink Letter.

      [–]clamsarepeople2 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      If we hadn't chosen to go this route I was going to insist that we change our banner to mourn our lord.

      [–]TheWarstoCome 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Prepare to be rekt!!!! The FreeFolk send their regards.

      [–]BlazeReborn 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Eat your heart out, Ramsay. You know, while the dogs eat what's left of your corpse.

      Good riddance, you detestable son of a bitch.

      [–]Jabroni3060 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Soldiers of the Dreadfort! Your fight is not over! Do not despair! Ramsay's fight is over! Ours is just beginning! Rally soldiers behind the banner of the /r/freefolk. We'll need all the (living) warriors we can muster.

      [–]systemfailure33 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Coward bastard stark brought a sheild to a bow fight. Flay the traitors

      [–]mitchell90seven 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Our poor Lord Ramsey even returned that treasonous Rickon he even hurled his arrows to kill all critters hiding in the grass that where a potential threat to that Stark scum, and then to make matters worse the Stark boy committed suicide by throwing himself in front of those arrows provoking this unnecessary battle.

      [–]OfSquidAndSteel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Everybody knows you cannot kill the undead!

      [–]bronnjen-naharjoy 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Lord Roose will rise again, and lead a group of Good Men throughout the countryside, flaying all of those who had a hand in this deed most foul.

      [–]Nomza 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      As long as our Lord is provided all the fresh apples he needs there is no cause for concern.

      [–]JamesCMarshall 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It is a sad day for house Bolton

      [–]Ixitxachitli 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      lol at the people who think Ramsey is actually dead, he wasn't even on screen when he "died" Ramsey trained his dogs to appear to eat his face for just this situation, Starks are so fucked next episode

      [–]LyannaNightOwl 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      HOUSE STARK SENDS THEIR REGARDS.

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        [–]piratepowell 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

        You seem to have trouble remembering how to spell our great Lord Ramsay's name. I'll carve it into your eyelids so you don't forget.

        [–]Seanay-B 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Of course all is well. Because the Boltons just got

        FUCKED IN THEIR STUPID ASS

        [–]ReekNyrmar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.

        [–]Faisal__Khan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        RIP LORD BOLTON, he was poisoned by our enemies. I think Reek was behind the poisoning.

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          [–]traced_169 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          My liege! A pretender with a weak claim has risen up and taken the Dreadfort for themselves!

          Traitors!

          [–]malenaeckenrod 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I'm new to this sub. Please explain what "canon" means?

          [–]I_am_no_1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Its funny, I just stopped in to see if you guys were still around.... looks like you are still standing strong even though your "Show" house has been wiped off the face of Westeros

          [–]DaemonStark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Pfff... in the books you all are going to die much sooner. Stannis has an icy trap ready for you boys.

          Be content with the possibility of the Night's King bringing you back, if you drown in the lake, you won't be burned.

          [–]AnAnonymousFool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          to me the show is canon until the books proove otherwise

          [–]LyannaNightOwl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          ROTFL. ALL is NOT WELL.

          [–]Saraarnoldit -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Fuck Ramsay

          Also, CLEGANEBOWL 110% CONFIRMED