So last night I'm walking home from getting something at the local 7-11 and just about when I make it back, a woman is walking her dog and I ignore her.

"Sir, Sir, Sir!" I take off my headphones and she asks me if I saw a guy on the ground vomiting from where I just walked.

"No, I would have stopped, if I saw someone." "I didn't see anyone."

Her: "I've been walking around for 45 minutes cause there was a man vomiting by my house and my husband isn't home, he's out of town. I didn't want to go near him, but you look like a big guy I thought maybe if he was still there you could go over there and check."

Me: "I didn't see anyone." and then I walk away.

Then it occurred to me that she was lying... I had just walked past her home on the way to the 7-11 and nothing, then came back 15 min later and nothing.... she was hinting that her husband was out of town and sort of complimented me..

She was either using a horrendous excuse to get me to go by her house or she's the dumbest broad ever to tell someone she doesn't know that she is all alone and her husband is out of town.

I used to teach women's self defense... You can't teach the stupid out of some people, I have learned. This was a bit over the top.

She was hot, thin and her house was probably close to a million dollars and I bet she didn't work. I have to say, she was likely putting it out there and I felt bad for her husband. If I am totally wrong - then she's just plain stupid for putting herself at risk. Her tone and body language didn't seem scared and if there actually WAS someone there, she would have been across the street trying to peer from a safe distance or at least called the police.