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[–]hypnozooid 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sounds kind of gay.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bi. He described a "beautiful redhead" at one point.

[–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would say it could refer to a ginger guy but we all know they are gross

[–]zarbarosmo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good for you and Frank and those two anonymous men

[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is the perfect shitpost.

[–]Mxiabm 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol it just shitty erotica that you can find everywhere. It's always funny to notice that these stories always have a bunch of details leading up to the sex, and then everything after they start fucking is real short because whoever wrote it came and they got bored.

[–]IsADragon 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's just the basics of know your audience though. No one wants to watch a what did they do next in a porn either.

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    [–]TNBK 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    several grand? what the fuck am I doing with my life

    [–]Be_Cool_Bro 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Coq a Vin

    TOTAL TIME 1 hr 30 min

    PREP 20 min

    COOK 1 hr 10 min

    YIELD 3 servings

    LEVEL INTERMEDIATE

    Ingredients

    2 tablespoons good olive oil 4 ounces good bacon or pancetta, diced 1 (3 to 4-pound) chicken, cut in 8ths Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper 1/2 pound carrots, cut diagonally in 1-inch pieces 1 yellow onion, sliced 1 teaspoon chopped garlic 1/4 cup Cognac or good brandy 1/2 bottle (375 ml) good dry red wine such as Burgundy 1 cup good chicken stock, preferably homemade 10 fresh thyme sprigs 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature, divided 1 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/2 pound frozen small whole onions 1/2 pound cremini mushrooms, stems removed and thickly sliced

    Directions

    Preheat the oven to 250 degrees F.

    Heat the olive oil in a large Dutch oven. Add the bacon and cook over medium heat for 8 to 10 minutes, until lightly browned. Remove the bacon to a plate with a slotted spoon.

    Meanwhile, lay the chicken out on paper towels and pat dry. Liberally sprinkle the chicken on both sides with salt and pepper. When the bacon is removed, brown the chicken pieces in batches in a single layer for about 5 minutes, turning to brown evenly. Remove the chicken to the plate with the bacon and continue to brown until all the chicken is done. Set aside.

    Add the carrots, onions, 2 teaspoons salt, and 1 teaspoon pepper to the pan and cook over medium heat for 10 to 12 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the onions are lightly browned. Add the garlic and cook for 1 more minute. Add the Cognac and put the bacon, chicken, and any juices that collected on the plate into the pot. Add the wine, chicken stock, and thyme and bring to a simmer. Stick your mate's cock deep within you arse. Cover the pot with a tight fitting lid and place in the oven for 30 to 40 minutes, until the chicken and you butthole is just not pink. Remove from the oven and place on top of the stove.

    Mash 1 tablespoon of butter and the flour together and stir into the stew. Add the frozen onions. In a medium saute pan, add the remaining 1 tablespoon of butter and cook the mushrooms over medium-low heat for 5 to 10 minutes, until browned. Add to the stew. Bring the stew to a simmer and cook for another 10 minutes. Season to taste. Serve hot.

    [–]snallygaster 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Nice start you have there; I'd reword it a bit to have more active language instead of just 'I replied' 'he said' type dialogue, e.g. 'I tensed as I felt an unknown hand slide onto my shoulder.

    "Hi Jeremy, looks like you've been deserted. Okay if we sit down here with you?"

    The stranger's grip gently tightened as his invitation wrapped the back of my neck and entered by ear.'

    I'd also focus a bit more on what your protagonist is experiencing internally and the dirty details re: buttsex since that is what your audience will be wanking off to.

    [–]Gaystrugglefuck3322[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Feel free to add your own bits, or just add a nibble to too ;)

    [–]snallygaster 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can try to do a rewrite at some point when I have time, sounds like it'd be a fun thing to do

    [–]Hitlery_Clinton 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wait, I get who Frank was, but who the fuck were the other two guys? You can't have two guys come out of nowhere towards the end of the story and blow a load in your ass.

    Also, what happened to Jason? Did he fuck the redhead or not?

    I've read bad writing before, but this is complete shit.

    [–]ThyDocco 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    My name is /u/ThyDocco and I approve this message

    [–]-SetsunaFSeiei- 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're single, aren't you? A man shows his true colors.

    [–]GregorianChants 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I want to see the BFG with a really tall person then we can be like the movie :D

    [–]ThyDocco 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You shouldn't be reading this Gregory.

    Unless this is Elaine, ;D

    [–][deleted] 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    eh typical friday night

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But with strap-ons

    [–][deleted] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can't believe I read that whole thing and was able to hold off cumming till the end

    [–]Cameleopard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The apparent lack of refractory period with Frank is annoying me.

    [–][deleted] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    fake and gay

    [–]MG87 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "And that's the story of how I met your stepdad" - Donald Trump.

    [–]Zachums 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow, what a rollercoaster of emotions. You should submit your work to /r/writingprompts. :)

    [–]phedreI'm ginger, so I'm only a human if you're liberal with the term 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    wat.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    just ur average reddit post nothing to see here

    [–]EvanHarper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    > current year
    > acting like letters to gay penthouse are gonna trigger /r/drama subscribers

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    [–]Prince_Kropotkin -2ポイント-1ポイント  (20子コメント)

    This isn't very dramatic...

    [–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy 4ポイント5ポイント  (11子コメント)

    We know you come here to escape the voices in your head telling you to eat cock but this shitpost was so magnificent that we had to allow it.

    [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

    We know you come here to escape the voices in your head

    don't make fun of me :(

    [–]mircy-killings 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

    make fun of me :)

    [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

    ha I bet you aren't spiraling into dark thoughts and depression while the intangible voices of loved ones egg you on nightly until you break down and cry to try and drown them out to no avail

    what a normie

    [–]mircy__killings 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

    don't make fun of me :(

    [–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

    mr impersonator those are unfortunately very real

    a le troll version of me would probs be full schizoid

    [–]thebuscompany 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Schizoids don't hear voices, though; that's schizophrenia. They just retreat from the outside world into their own heads. Also, I legitimately can't tell whether some of these replies are clever alts or you just talking to yourself. Any one of those lowercase L's could be an uppercase i.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They're someone on another account

    [–]mircy_kilIings 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    who are you calling schizoid?

    [–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    or they'd take my latest fantasy too far <3

    [–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We know you come here to escape the voices in your head telling you to eat cock

    Oh shit son. You're the best.

    [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Get out

    [–]ThyDocco 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You're not very dramatic you fuck

    jk iluvu

    [–]Prince_Kropotkin 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I am indeed not, that's my circus' job!

    [–]ThyDocco 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Sounds like something a copfucker would say

    amidoinitrite??

    [–]Prince_Kropotkin 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    That's Prince Liberal Copfucker Kropotkin to you!

    [–]Rndmtrkpny 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey, them cops need love too, afterall.