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[–]MiltOnTilt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This explains why he won't release his taxes. It clearly asks for citizenship on your taxes.

[–]fuck_pillowpants 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

A better question is "where is his wifes?"

[–]CalvinElliot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

His wife isn't running for President, though I have heard from credible sources, very smart people believe me, that she is also an illegal immigrant.

[–]TheRealDL 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Bill Maher got donald trump's short form birth certificate as proof that donald trump's father was not an orangutan.

Edit: From trump, as part of discovery during a law suit brought by trump against Maher, asserting that trump's father was definitely not an orangutan.

Remember, donald trump's father is not an orangutan.

[–]CalvinElliot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are you sure he's not an orangutan? Why else would be be hiding under that pointed hood?

[–]TheRealDL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, I'm sure. There is definitive evidence that donald trump's father is not an orangutan. If there is any orangutan in donald trumps genealogy, it definitely isn't his father.

[–]nymusix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've heard, and this is from some very reputable sources, that Donald Trump was actually bred in the same Scottish lab that cloned Dolly, as a hybrid between a Cheeto and Vladimir Putin's semen. Now, I'm not saying this, but this is something I've been hearing, and if people are saying it then it's something he really ought to address.