In society we have these unwritten conventions that govern behavior. Let's call it the social contract. I have noticed many social contracts favor women. And when someone violates one of the gynocentric conventions, the only thing needed to convict is the action. It is assummed that the conventions make sense and should be followed. But, if you think for half a second, lots of them are iust stupid. Here are a few I have been thinking about today.

Leave the toilet seat down.- you're supposed to do this even if you are in an office of 100 men and 1 woman. I don't.

Walk her to the car - I'm 9 times more likely to be attacked walking alone after I have dropped her off, than she is had she walked alone in the first place. I'll pass

Protect the women and children! - the women will just slow me down, and their whining makes it hard to think of a solution. The children arn't mine so...sorry little dudes

Mother's day - after growing up and realizing what she did to my father, the only gift she deserves is a pair of concrete shoes. Just because she is my mother does not mean there is any sort of special love there. I was her meal ticket.

Holding the door - i hold the door for other men because I know they probably had a hard day at work and they say thank you. Women dont get the door held cuz i dont wanna be a sexist. And they are more likely to act like I owe it to them.

You should lift heavy stuff for women because you are stronger. I got muscles and they should be used to benefit women whenever they need. Well they got tits, those ought to be on the random stranger altruism menu as well.