So I'm spending the summer with my grandmother in an old, conservative area. This Saturday, Trump is coming to a fundraiser on our street! What should I do? Tickets are at least $2,700 and I don't want to give him a penny, so getting into the party is out of the question. Should I make signs? What should they say? I'm not sure how much of the street they'll close off, so another option would be to go by the party by boat (the host lives on the water). Any banner ideas? Should I boat by in a Hillary shirt? I'm looking to maximize Trump's annoyance!