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[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn Ibra. That was sweet. Shame it didn't go in but great build up.

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oooo

[–]TyperSniperKeane 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan has such great footwork

[–]amishbr07 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Manager on the sidelines instructing players, players running with the ball, incisive passes, runs into the box. Gosh how much I've missed this.

[–]SonicSlayer 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Herrera's been fantastic so far

[–]ClwNzaMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

How many languages does Mou know?

Edit. Apparently: 6 - https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=how%20many%20languages%20can%20mourinho%20speak

Portuguese, Spanish, French, Catalan, English and Italian

[–]Silver060 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Considering he was called the translator when he worked with bobby robson at barca quite a few I would say.

[–]MonkAang 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Portuguese, English, Spanish, Italian, French

[–]UsernamePolice_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho speaking in Spanish lmao

[–]KolgrillatDe Gea -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Carrick's been unusually sloppy so far

[–]Launch_a_poo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

  • Daley Blind has been good so far

  • Rooney been tidy on his testimonial too

  • Everton parking the bus so this match should be a test on how we deal with that

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're getting the ball very easily in the middle but the moment we reach near the penalty area there's no ideas.

[–]Lingard 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mourinho the loudest guy on the field.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

very pedestrian so far

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Anyone reckon Zlatan might end up being our #10 this season?

[–]145693258788 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do you think that? He has always dropped deep from the 9 position.

[–]rugby_fcBeckham 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Coleman really is a fantastic defender still wouldn't mind signing him , although Everton would charge an absolute fortune

[–]BertrandRusJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

almost elastico from ibra

[–]NoOneMakesItOutAliveMartial 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't hate on me for this but I really don't think our side fits Rooney and Ibrahimovic playing at the same time. They both like to drop deep and get involved in the playmaking. They are actually quite similar players overall and I'm not just basing this on this match.

[–]thesmallprint13Shaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah i agree, it should definitely be one of them and rashford playing together. otherwise we just dont have a poacher type player playing up front

[–]Takley 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Playing too narrow on both sides

[–]antantoonAlpaca Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit that blind control

[–]curiouscrustaceanGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where has this Valencia been the last few years? His crossing is actually decent again

[–]aten10x 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so happy Shaw is back.

[–]AnthonymarkersHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Luke looking fresh

[–]Lingard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a good cross from both Valencia and Shaw.

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

omg that ball was a peach from Shaw. shame no one around

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sexy ball in from Valencia there.

[–]wasabicoatedSchweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roooney is all over the place

[–]WHiTeCHIICK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dam I thought Rooney dropped deep, Zlatan is coming way too far back. We have nobody upfront

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lovely ball from Lingard there

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial just blasts it at Shaws back.

[–]TekipsScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quite interested to see Everton operating with a 3-5-2 considering we tried it (unsuccessfully).

[–]DP112Herrera 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought the commentator called him "Andros Barkley" and immediately realized the potential of combining two of England's promising but inconsistent attacking players

[–]flynngriffith 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

My dad has refused to donate as he thinks Rooney is paid enough. Apparently a players testimonial used to be his retirement pay off

[–]Criminalminded448Carrick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yhh but not this one I think cos the commentator just said it's going to waynes four different charities. Unless he's lying

[–]145693258788 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was yeah. Sort of a golden handshake to long serving players.

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The is pretty dull, even for a friendly.

[–]Silver060 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Martial isn't looking sharp so far, with zlatan and rooney on he should be making more runs in behind the everton defence.

[–]ClwNzaMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No one is making runs. It's more a friendly than anything else

[–]TyperSniperKeane 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

this match so far is showing me how much we need a mid like Pogba to make driving runs through the middle

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Couldn't they have just done a graphic and not just filmed a random billboard will the Rooney foundation on?

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you can get Mourinho's coaching audio from the sidelines surely you keep it on.

[–]cruddyhoneybadgerEvra 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can't watch the game unfortunately. Any redditor willing to keep a fellow fan from Africa in the know?

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Check out r/SoccerStreams. They might be able to point you the right way.

[–]cruddyhoneybadgerEvra 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't have broadband internet and my data plan with my carrier is ridiculously low, I doubt I'll be able to stream 5min of the game. It's a little embarrassing slinks to the corner and curls into a foetal position

[–]BertrandRusJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

lmao koeman going fucking hell what a little tomato

[–]sickest_000 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha Jose swearing

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

First time cross next time, Ander

[–]OujiGibba 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes Lingard, yes!

[–]TyperSniperKeane 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

omg did anyone hear Jose saying "fucking hell!"

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep
e: why downvote? :\

[–]CaptainHijinx 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can hear all of Mourhinho's shouting, it's great on the facebook stream

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did I just hear a "Fucking hell" from Jose?

[–]Id_Rather_Walk_AloneAnder Herrera!!! 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that may have been from Koeman.. Funny as hell though either way

[–]drrew76 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Streaming quality a lot worse than I would have expected. At full screen looks horrible.

[–]ClwNzaMartial 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mou sounds like an excited father - "That's good Jesse, that's good."

[–]theunitedguyAlex Hunter 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am liking Bailly

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

surprising how deep Zlatans dropping so far

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's known for that. He's an excellent striker with a few decent defensive tricks up his sleeve.

[–]rugby_fcBeckham 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Owen Hargreaves is definitely one of my least favourite commentators, doesn't get anywhere near as much hate as Owen etc but can't stand him

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's probably because he says less stupid shit.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan is constantly making runs behind which is good to see

[–]Wolpfack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's really nice to see Manchester United's players out on the pitch not looking over their shoulders. This team feels so much more purposeful and fluid than last season's.

[–]KING_OF_SLOTHVan Nistelrooy 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Shame the atmosphere is so dead

[–]TMilloMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Definitely, but normally testimonials have celebs etc playing which bring the odd cheer. This is a pre season with mostly casual fans in attendance so I doubt it'll pick up

[–]cptshiba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like it's a lot to do with the mic setup as well. I feel like it's a bit abnormal to pick up the managers so loudly, whilst not picking up the crowd (which no matter how "dead" it is, if the stadium is packed as it is now, it should be much louder than this)

[–]TyperSniperKeane -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not watching the stream but I'm assuming there's 1000 "ANNOUNCE POGBA" comments every second.

[–]DP112Herrera -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Luke Shaw rocking some post Noughties Elvis hair

as in if Elvis were from 2005-on that'd be his look

I SAID AS IN IF ELV-

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder what it's like the play against Zlatan, I bet you shit yourself when you see him running at you.

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Beautiful pass by Valencia back then. He really is on fire at the moment. Hopeful carries over to the season.

[–]TMilloMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The way he's playing he's nailed on to start.

[–]aten10x 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This may be a preseason game but Jose's injection of confidence and direct playing style is helping us tremendously already.

[–]Lingard 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is Herrera playing Pogba's role right now?

[–]Launch_a_poo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba will take his place in the team yes

[–]theunitedguyAlex Hunter 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

How do I turn off chat in facebook?

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't think you can.

[–]drrew76 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have to go fullscreen.

[–]Mynamesnotrick13Rojo 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

Random Q but what length is deulofeu's hair on the sides if you were asking for it in a barbershop?

[–]TheGerryAdamsFamilyKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bring a photo. Me and barbers seem to have a different definitions of the words "long" and "short"

[–]sickest_000 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

What the hell is chat off?

[–]theunitedguyAlex Hunter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

VAC of facebook? I dont know lol

[–]Lingard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone said chat would turn off if you wrote chat off on the Facebook page, than it became a meme.

[–]Lingard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh shit, I forgot Koe an joined Everton.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We shouldn't be able to hear Jose, people need to be louder.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

OT currently like the Emirates rn wtf

[–]drrew76 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd imagine lots of supporters who have never been to a match.

[–]Kyle_ConflictNews 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho is the loudest person in the stadium.

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love being able to hear Jose shouting at the team

[–]j0n82Van Persie 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't get why mutv can't air this ? Sometimes I wonder what's the useless channel good for

[–]DP112Herrera 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Paddy Crerand's rants

[–]theCraigLawDe Gea 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ, I know it's a testimonial but the stadium is quieter than some U21 games I've been to there.

[–]Kyle_ConflictNews 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pretty shit atmosphere in the stadium.

[–]postbox1234 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Full of kids. You can hear the crowd's voices are higher pitched than usual. I guess there's a lot of parents treating their kids to a match whereas I can't imagine many of the season ticket holders forking out £30 for a ticket for this

[–]FreeOaksMata 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mourinho has been constantly screaming at Herrera where to run from the touchline since the game started.

[–]Lingard 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

English or Spanish?

[–]FreeOaksMata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mostly just 'Ander' followed by something I couldn't tell, so I guess Spanish.

[–]linkolphd 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Am I the only one who really dislikes the new kit? Seems like everyone likes it, but it's the wrong shade of red, atleast half of it is.

I also always complained about shoulder stripes, but tbh I'd take shoulder stripes any day over waist stripes.

[–]LarsHoneytoast44 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah Im not a fan of it either

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The players seem to take this more like a Premier League game than a friendly. I like it!

[–]Zalenkroos 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Old trafford sounds like Wimbledon this evening

[–]G_Morgan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Strawberry and cream brigade need to make more noise.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was just thinking that. It's so quite, really weird.

[–]gunnu88[🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

mic picking up jose is awesome

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, it's really nice to hear him encouraging Jesse

[–]G_Morgan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jose giving out the instructions.

[–]aten10x 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wonder if Wayne and Colleen ever have Mata babysit their kids. Can't think of a better babysitter tbh.

[–]kyosuke97Kyosuke The Manager -1ポイント0ポイント  (7子コメント)

Facebook ..... :(

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

I gave up that stream, it was way too laggy for me.

[–]kyosuke97Kyosuke The Manager 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Which one are you using then?

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

EDIT: PM me if you need the link, IDK if we are supposed to link these here.

[–]kyosuke97Kyosuke The Manager 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks !

[–]ClwNzaMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I sent it to him via PM.

I typically avoid posting these links in open threads

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah ill edit it out.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The hexagons on De Geas shoulders of his kit looks so cool

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love the black keeper kit

[–]macAaronEGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan outpacing Stones.

[–]trapgod13PO6BA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never seen a corner flag keep the ball in before!

[–]theunitedguyAlex Hunter 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

i think happened a few years ago and resulted in a goal or an attempt

[–]AngryUncleTonyShaw 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big Sam looks like he's there to keep SAF and Moyes separated.

[–]tkwouterMemphis 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ugh - quality of this stream is shit. Anyone know if any US channel is broadcasting it?

[–]________-------- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If your UK based EE are giving all customers free BT SPORT message SPORT to 150

[–]aten10x 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Only on Facebook I believe. I'm on one bar in the office and that stream is running pretty smoothly.

[–]tkwouterMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's running smoothly - just seems to be pretty low quality stream. Illegal streams are showing up at HD, and the official stream seems to be SD or less for me.

[–]badgarok725SAF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

might run smoothly but its crap

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf that never happens

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesse looks to be playing way way more direct, running at defenders more and I'm loving it

[–]DP112Herrera 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crazy how Everton are playing a skeleton in goal

[–]Lingard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Moyes, Big Sam and SAF sitting side by side.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Moyes doesn't look like he wants to be there.

[–]theunitedguyAlex Hunter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

OH SHIT Moyes

[–]macAaronEGiggs 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Moyes looks so sad! Wow.

[–]Lingard 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He always looks like that.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Moyes with that 1000 yard stare

[–]LarsHoneytoast44 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No Schweinsteiger :(

[–]Lingard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

First Zlatan offside!

[–]Kyle_ConflictNews 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Decent run by Lingard.

[–]beanismanMata 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan in that red shirt. Was meant to be.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not bad by Lingard there.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

lovely little run from Jesse

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

the excitement from the crowd when Zlatan gets on the ball puts a huge smile on my face

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Anyone having trouble with the audio on the FB stream? Or is it just me?

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mine seems fine right now.

[–]RockinMadRiotUnited we stand 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thanks for getting back to me. Seems it was my headphones.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How long till a Zlatan bicycle kick?

[–]enigmaticalize 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bold Prediction: Rooney to get sent off in the third minute

[–]manchesterunitedgoal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice kits, looking really good.

[–]Reilly45 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well the kit is a right shocker. It's fucking beautiful.

[–]FURyannnnScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great reception for Roo. Awesome stuff!

[–]snwlprds 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

bahahha Juan Mata the babysitter

[–]essjay2009Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I reckon Rooney's son could knock him of the ball.

I jest, I jest.... or do I?

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my fucking god I love this new kit

[–]AngryUncleTonyShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you think Wayne would put his kids in the United youth system if they're good enough?

[–]ijd17Uncle Ant 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is Rooneys son on Matas lap?! hahahahaa!!!

[–]DP112Herrera 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mata and Kai Rooney just chilling

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Memphis and Romero looked like they'd never seen a child before

[–]summerincassiopeiaSchweinsteiger 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chat off

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww Kai on the bench

[–]mmlarsenMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

De Gea's black kit is amazing.

[–]TheMediumPanda 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That little Rooney is cute as a button.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

Moyes in the stands.

It's a surprise like seeing your long-lost ex, but your life has been a bit better since the breakup.

[–]Racepace 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

For him, two exes

[–]summerincassiopeiaSchweinsteiger -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

And instead of your life being "a bit better" you've ascended to the plateau of the Gods.

[–]KagawanmysonJanuzajmyson now Shinji's gone :( 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We won an FA Cup, calm down mate.

[–]ijd17Uncle Ant 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha wow, our bench must be stacked for Jose to be sitting there!

[–]DatGuyRichJose Mourinho 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol those temporary seats in the dug out like its an assembly at school

[–]DP112Herrera 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

So are we going for "Moyes is here because of his ties to both clubs" or "Moyes is here to scout Adnan and Fellaini"

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well the commentator just said it's because he gave Rooney his debut at Everton.

[–]StubzHereBasti 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well seeing as Fellaini is on the bench and Adnan isn't in the team, id say the former.

[–]trapgod13PO6BA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So Blind turned into a proper viking then?

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jose in the dugout <3

[–]ijd17Uncle Ant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A wild Moyes appears

[–]McGrifty 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally got PTSD when they had that shot of Moyes just now.

[–]145693258788 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jaysus fair play to Moyes going. Mustn't be easy.

[–]TreayyeCantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hope for a decent game, and no injuries.

[–]TyperSniperKeane 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Moyes triggering