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[–]Poemi 195ポイント196ポイント  (37子コメント)

When all else fails: go back to grad school. Literally 50% of the population is young single women.

[–]Engi22 97ポイント98ポイント  (9子コメント)

Read that as "grade school"....

[–]idre 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

Can confirm. Source: in a grad student office with 20 people, all the women are single (and quite good-looking actually), whereas almost all men are actually in relationships or married...

[–]damnruskie 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

instructions not clear. went to grad school for math. saw one woman since last week - margie. margies our lovely 65 year old secretary who sends me printed out excel sheets as forms to fill out.

[–]jdmoser 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

who sends me printed out excel sheets as forms to fill out

Dude, she wants you. Make a move!

[–]kansakw3ns 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy thinks the expression is "sums of my life", he's not going to grad school any time soon, let alone BACK to grad school...

[–]BentoBoxDesu 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Also confirmed. Met my wife this way. Also five other friends in the same program dos the same. Really, grad school is just a big match making service. Cram a bunch of single kids with deadlines and debt hanging over. Add in drunken parties and boom. Marriage.

[–]homer_3 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Cram a bunch of single kids with deadlines and debt hanging over. Add in drunken parties and boom.

Are you sure you're not confusing grad school with undergrad?

[–]shockmelike 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's basically the same thing

[–]STIPULATE 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

More deadlines. More debt. More drunk.

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    [–]FakeWings 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    School costs money. Not spending money to go back to school in the off chance I'll meet someone

    [–]SweetNeo85 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Instructions unclear; dick now stuck in young single woman.

    Oh wait a second HOLY SHIT RAD YOU GUYS!

    [–]MBA2016 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Business School is great too.

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      [–]IpsoKinetikon 135ポイント136ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Someone posted this on Facebook and the conversation went as follows:

      Guy: And you wonder why you're single.

      OP: I don't wonder, nor do I complain about it.

      [–]Poemi 423ポイント424ポイント  (42子コメント)

      Oh please. a 27 year old guy can date/marry anywhere between 18-35. Your choices are nearly boundless. And plenty of attractive 27yo women are single and childless.

      [–]AltimaNEO 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

      My experience with attractive, childless women who are close to my age (34) is that they choose to be independent and not really interested in just a relationship.

      [–]The_Black_Label 177ポイント178ポイント  (10子コメント)

      This is reddit tho, where everyone's a socially awkward introverted Virgin who are single because they're still on reddit!

      [–]BradliusMaximus 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

      You forgot the part where you tell us how to get off Reddit.... :-/

      [–]Xrayruester 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Who also happen to have incredibly unrealistic ideas of what is actual attractive.

      [–]aunt_pearls_hat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      And they celebrate the fact with tongue-in-cheek memes.

      [–]TheLastSparten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      And for the worst examples of that, /r/incels.

      [–]AlwaysSupport 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

      21-40, actually, according to the Standard Creepiness Rule: https://xkcd.com/314/

      [–]Turtlegalore 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My best years were between 25-30. I was able to date 18-40 and no one cared. Granted I live in Los Angeles so women are often single until their 30s

      [–]harbor30 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Better advice is move to a bigger city. I was married young at 27. Most of my friends married after 30 or aren't even in a relationship yet. I'm 32 now and with several single friends, mentally heathy with amazing careers, who are still single. People marry younger the smaller the town.

      [–]PapaSmurf1502 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

      This is the real answer. I'm almost 27 and still single, and I can't really relate with all of the people on reddit or even facebook who complain about the clock ticking away. 27 is possibly the best time to be single, because you probably are out of college and with a career, but don't really have responsibilities. I think people are just insecure about not having a SO and want to blame it on something other than their laziness.

      [–]Flanabanana2390 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I'm 26 and no where close to a career, thanks for that I was feeling to happy today.

      [–]supdunez 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I know, I'm 28 and this only applies if you're socially inept. IMO this is just as bad as those guys claiming that girls never go for the "nice guys"

      [–]redditsucksundersack 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      But I'm 33, so this is very true.

      [–]sumthin213 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm also 33, and it is very true

      [–]ichosethis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Can't say I'm attractive but I'm definitely 2 out of 3.

      [–]warriorman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yeah leave the step dad option for us 27 year Olds whoba woman would have to choose the step mom option for. Kinda makes it easier when both sides have kids

      [–]CrazyLeprechaun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      If you are complaining about your situation, odds are your options are hardly boundless.

      [–]AL_MI_T_1 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Actually using the creepy algorithm (youngest age you can date =(your age)÷2+7 So at 27 19.5 is the youngest someone can date.

      [–]Poemi 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      When I was 29 I briefly dated a 19yo. No one cared. The algorithm has a little flexibility.

      [–]AL_MI_T_1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Of course it's not a law more of a guide line

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        [–]jerrywho 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This only makes sense if you live in a rural area.

        [–]Charlemagneslion 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Pretty high horse you're on there boy.

        [–]Notmymaymay 76ポイント77ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Be real with yourself, it's because you're not a catch yourself.

        [–]catjuggler 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

        No no OP is great and it's the women who are ugly!

        [–]selfish_liberal 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

        IT'S THE WOMAN'S FAULT DAMN IT!

        [–]strafekun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        He may be a 4 without amazing career prospects. But by God he has standards and won't be dealing with anyone else's kids!

        [–]KrisSwenson 88ポイント89ポイント  (33子コメント)

        I found attractive 21-23 year old chicks, without jobs, living at home to be receptive. Just know that they will hang around as long as possible after the first date and will be basically trying to move in on date 3.

        [–]analyticalmess 74ポイント75ポイント  (7子コメント)

        HA! I had two guys (at separate times) start leaving shit behind when I was in grad school and I would literally run out of my apartment screaming, "You forgot your toothbrush!" because I know how that shit goes.

        I'm now married. He forgot his razor one time.

        [–]_Everyones_Grudge_ 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Razors. Not even once.

        [–]WhatInYourPants 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

        I leave toothbrushes everywhere. It's like a dollar for a new one and I'm always overdue for a new one anyway. Maybe I've been sending guys the wrong message when really I think of a toothbrush left behind as good as trash.

        [–]PunTwoThree 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Now she's married to the 2005 Scooter State Champion

        [–]b3dlam20 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Caaaaaaaaaastanzaaa

        [–]EggCouncil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.

        [–]StanimaJack 10ポイント11ポイント  (16子コメント)

        It's an epidemic here in the south. Young 20-somethings get married asap to leave mom and dads house.

        [–]dansedemorte 8ポイント9ポイント  (14子コメント)

        well, to be fair, i doubt many americans can afford to move out of their parent's home on their own....even if they have a full time job...or two.

        [–]StanimaJack 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Or find a roommate....

        [–]shadow_sage 11ポイント12ポイント  (11子コメント)

        I live in America, I'm almost 23 and I'm on my own with only one job.

        [–]TheClevelandPolice 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Right? I moved out at 18 with 1 job. 6 years later I'm still doing just fine.

        [–]shadow_sage 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I didn't move out that long ago but yeah, I'm still doing fine too after 2 years.

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          [–]WileEWeeble 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Congrats, and that was the norm for several generations in the 20th century. It is becoming less and less so and that is the point.

          Be proud of doing well for yourself but don't assume your journey was as hard as others.

          [–]snackshack 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Be proud of doing well for yourself but don't assume your journey was as hard as others.

          At the same time, don't assume the journey was any easier just because of his/her success.

          [–]shadow_sage 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Thanks, I'm not assuming anything. Moving out wasn't the hard part, I understand people have it much worse I was simply stating it's possible.

          [–]Locke92 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

          Where in America?

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            [–]boomstickjonny 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Yep.

            [–]nerfobama 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

            So true. I'm thinking of putting a " no you cannot move in after the first time we fuck" tagline on my profile.

            [–]Ram2145 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

            I wish I had this problem.

            [–]DickJagamo 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

            This is reddit, I bet most of us have this problem.

            [–]blablabla65445454 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

            The problem where we wish we had the problem?

            [–]czs5056 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            where do i find one of these willing future Mrs. /u/czs5056

            [–]dogboyboy 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

            What fucking hick town do you live in where 27 means that?

            [–]ItsDarts 37ポイント38ポイント  (11子コメント)

            When you get to your 40's there will be another branch, mediocre girls with grown kids, they'll love you forever and the grown kids only come around the holidays.

            [–]metaconcept 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

            When you get to your 80's, the game is on. You can have your own harem; there's no competition any more.

            Eat healthy and don't wear out your joints.

            [–]Einsteins_Taint 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

            This is so not the case in my experience. Divorced moms abound but their kids are usually pretty young.

            [–]ItsDarts 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

            A lot of the women my age (56 now) had their kids in their late teens or early 20's, so when they turned 40ish, kids were grown.

            [–]crablette 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

            40s and you still call them girls...

            [–]Lissastrata 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

            It can happen. I'm 40, look really young for my age, and act immature as hell. People refer to me as a girl or chick all the time.

            [–]crablette 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

            It's one of my pet peeves :/

            [–]Lissastrata 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            You mean people not acting their age? I, myself, don't really try to act obnoxious, it's just that I have high energy levels and use a lot of youngish terminology (I'm a language sponge and pick it up from my kids).

            I am not surprised that some people think I'm trying to hard to act the way I do and should act my age instead. In truth, I'm not fake, just someone who never figured out how to be a proper soccer mom; mom jeans just don't fit me that well.

            If we met in real life, I'm sure we could be cordial and then go our separate ways before either one of us annoyed the others' pet peeve button too much.

            [–]crablette 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            No no no, act however you'd like, for your age. My pet peeve is the practice of calling full grown women "girls."

            [–]Poemi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            And don't forget the Woody Allen sub-branch off of that...

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              [–]puddlejumper 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

              If those are your only options, it stands to reason you are ugly too. Lower your standards princess.

              [–]Towelbanditt 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Dude where do you live? Move to new york city. Or any major city. Women around here are so focused on careers most don't have kids until 35. The middle part of a country is not for living in between the ages of 21-50. Pick a coast and go!

              [–]spencerdupre 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I upvoted you... from my laptop on reddit... in Ohio... age 25. You made me think.

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                [–]TheThinMan34 43ポイント44ポイント  (6子コメント)

                I'm 26. All the dating sites are filled with single moms. None are financially stable... many are also mentally unstable...

                [–]Poemi 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

                Your problem is that you're going to dating sites. Most attractive single women don't need to use those.

                [–]QuickStopRandal 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                They do, but they're only on Tinder.

                Hot chicks won't go on a dating site where they don't get to pre-approve guys to message them.

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                  [–]firmness 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  As OP says, the entire dating pool is like this.

                  [–]rosebudlols 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  some are even molecularly unstable

                  [–]rdubya290 46ポイント47ポイント  (22子コメント)

                  Sexy. Single. Sane.

                  Pick 2.

                  [–]TheThinMan34 44ポイント45ポイント  (6子コメント)

                  Sexy and sane. I can fix the not single part.

                  [–]smallof2pieces 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Yeah but when they become single they'll stop being either sexy or sane! I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

                  [–]FlyPolarRex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  That's how it works.

                  [–]ShrodingersDelcatty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I think his plan only involves then being single for a moment.

                  [–]rdubya290 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  HA.

                  I like your style.

                  [–]Trainmasta 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Sexy. Intelligent. Sane Pick 2

                  FTFY

                  [–]teunw 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Probably intelligent and sane, sex can still be good.

                  [–]evils_twin 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  At 30 you pick one . . .

                  [–]AKATheHeadbandThingy 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  sexy and single please

                  [–]friendlyoffensive 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  No no no no no, don't do this man! I was like that, but then bitch stabbed me for a reason she made up in her head. Literally stabbed, with a fucking kitchen knife. Now I'm scared of relationships. :(

                  [–]friday6700 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  "She had a little quirk! A little glitch. We'd get into an argument, I would present my side of the argument. Her retort would invariably be to... punch me in the face. She said it was a sugar imbalance. I started carrying twix in a holster." - Christopher Titus

                  [–]FlyPolarRex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  After you go through "sexy and single" a few times, you will learn your lesson......

                  ......or you will be like me and join them by losing your sanity.

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                    [–]Corrin_Zahn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I suppose that depends on the flavor of insanity...

                    [–]PM_ME_LEGAL_PAPERS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Depends. Can "insane" be the "good" insane?

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                      [–]splityoassintwo 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      You forgot the to draw the fourth path where you win the lottery and bang hot chicks forever

                      [–]ChronicAgnostic 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      ===> hookers

                      [–]smoothturbo 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      as a 36 year old virgin who's never dated makes me weep for how few options there are.

                      [–]Death_By_Tacos 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      /r/niceguys

                      [–]Tattoomyvagina 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      Can confirm, had sex with my step dad

                      [–]FlyPolarRex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Dats. Mah........NO. No! Dats not mah fetish. Damn you porn industry.

                      [–]Brett686 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      You should do an AMA

                      [–]kellykebab 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      The choice is clear: fuck your step dad.

                      [–]Terribl3Tim 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I met my hot wife on Tinder when I was 29 (now 31) and she didn't have kids. Have hope man.

                      [–]rck_james_bitch 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      So after 27 you can't have kids with a good looking partner?

                      [–]amb1978 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      You're going to love your 30's. The ugly girls are taken too. It's just super ugly girls.

                      [–]strafekun 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It's all because those of us in our mid-thirties are sweeping up all the childless girls in their mid-twenties. Suck it, twenty-somethings. Haha.

                      [–]makenzie71 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      First, like u/Poemi says, you got like a 10 year age range you can pick from.

                      Second, don't underestimate being a step dad. It can fucking rock.

                      Third, don't underestimate ugly girls...and, let's face it, single at 27 means you're probably not a real catch yourself.

                      [–]Laetus- 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I don't think I'd ever be desperate enough to date my step dad.

                      [–]RoboTroy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      it's funny because you're 27 and think you have life figured out

                      [–]Dr_Ball_Sucker_ 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      There's nothing wrong with being snigle forever.

                      [–]Jim105 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      A little chubby can be cute.

                      [–]Bad_Spellar 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      A little chubby when single doesn't stay that way after married.

                      [–]Guy_V 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      34 here. Legit chart.

                      [–]noporesforlife 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      27? whatever, try your forties kid.

                      [–]Fairchild22 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

                      You're a guy, you can date down. It's fine. 27 woman on the other hand? That's a little bit more scary.

                      [–]chadwickofwv 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      I'm 34 and every single woman I have met recently within 5 years of my age has been utterly insane. Most of the married ones too.

                      [–]skyxsteel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      What do you mean by insane?

                      [–]Fairchild22 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      You're running with a weird crowd.

                      [–]chadwickofwv 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      No, most of them just hide it very well until you start dating them. I have just learned the warning signs.

                      [–]FlyPolarRex 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      As a fellow older guy, this man speaks truth.

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                        [–]andrew4333 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Never go for your step dad

                        [–]Herpbivore 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Or just date younger women.

                        [–]ToThyneOwnSelfBeTrue 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Screwing your step dad doesn't seem like a viable option.

                        [–]rollingdjs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Holy fuck what ? 27? Is this the 50's?

                        [–]marcoaml78 8ポイント9ポイント  (10子コメント)

                        30 yo here..went the single forever route..i see your chart, can confirm 100% true

                        [–]scrottiemac 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        future step dad checking in...meh, life's not bad.

                        [–]Dr_McKay 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        future step dad checking in

                        Just don't start any stories online with "My Wife's son" or it'll derail everything.

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                          [–]Blazah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          35 here, still on that route.. had a few long term things, after 26... nothing.

                          [–]Sleepysam86 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'm 30/F and this is my thoughts exactly

                          [–]riceisright56 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          r/justneckbeardthings

                          [–]r5t6y7u8i9o0p 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Yeah, we'd all like to think we are the heroes of our own lives.

                          We ain't. I'm not, you're not, the guy above me is probably cool... but probably not either.

                          If you are 27 (or whatever age) and you are still single... just don't care about it. Human beings have been around for AGES and guess what... there were some people who didn't get laid. Jessica from math class got laid a lot, but no one cares (except you maybe). Issac Newton? Probably never got laid... but he literately thought up everything that makes math awesome... and we know his name.

                          Instead of getting your body laid, get your mind laid first. :I

                          [–]yetti22 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I was right there with you on this one. Dated plenty of crazies for a while, but when I wanted a good woman to come home to it was few and far between. At 28 started dated someone with two kids, shocked all of my friends because I was the permabachelor and would rather aimlessly adventure the world rather then be tied down for any amount of time. Im now 29 and she has been the best thing that's ever happened to me, I've found myself loving her kids more then I could ever describe. Teaching, sharing, and learning together has been so wonderful. Mind you this is not my first experince with kids, hell I have 6 god kids due to my knack with them, but this wasn't my original end game. So when you find yourself at that point where an amazing woman comes into your life, don't back away just because kids, it can be a lot to take on, but if she isn't trying to rush you into being their dad, then there's a good chance you found someone worth keeping.

                          [–]Umlaut69 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Hey, don't rule out some of the less visually appealing girls.

                          Some of them are much more appreciative of attention and know how to do things other girls don't.

                          [–]sasquatch606 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          Married at 29, I now have two kids, a house, a good job, and a great dog.

                          [–]chadwickofwv 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          I'm making note of the fact that you didn't say you have a great wife/husband.

                          [–]sasquatch606 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          She's the best part. I'm a lucky man.

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                            [–]LovelyBlackHeart 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            2 kids, no stretch marks, 125lbs, pay my own bills, am not on food stamps NOR do I take my ex's child support, take vacations, have savings, I know I'm chill( I hate crying and fighting) , has lots of hobbies...people don't want to date me because I like to have too much fun and have kids. If you can find a rad mom...give it a chance.

                            [–]ClockFire 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            'Single forever'? I think the term 'wealthy forever' is a more apt description.

                            [–]regancp 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Find a good friend, get an open Gay marriage, reap the benefits

                            [–]M0b1u5 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            "Sums up" you illiterate fool.

                            [–]theLEVIATHAN06[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Sorry, I was a little busy talking to your mom. I'm your step-dad now. My choice has been made.

                            [–]NapalmBank 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Let's just hope you don't hit 37 and see those paths. But know there's a 4th choice, make some m#*#}€{ing money!

                            [–]Syco03 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            As someone who is 27 and just got out of a 6 year relationship, I have to say thank you. Didn't realize it was even worse than I imagined

                            [–]SchwoodrowSchwilson 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            All right, calm down. Yes it looks bad but it's actually going to get a whole lot better. First things first, get a decent paying job. One that gives you some spending money. Now save up that money and travel. Traveling by yourself is fucking awesome! Get on a plane, touch down in Dublin, go to the pub, make friends. I recommend the Porterhouse on Parliament St. (I think it's Parliament, just on the south side of the Capel St Bridge of the river) Now while your at the pub, look on Facebook and see all our "happily" married high school friends shitting themselves because they bought a used RV that they haul to a campground 40 miles from their house for one week a summer. Now remind yourself that you just made new friends in a pub in Ireland. Now order another beer. If they've got the IPA from 8 Degrees in tap I recommend that.

                            TL:DR - Be yourself, do cool shit, be awesome.

                            [–]The_Withheld_Name 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            ... too close to home there...

                            [–]FeelingzDontMatter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Thought this was a pedo joke for a while. I still sorta do.

                            [–]tralphaz43 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Go single forever you won't regret it

                            [–]Gryff1dor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Or there is the fourth option of becoming a rock and roll god, and then dying tragically

                            [–]penguingod26 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Single forever, bang ugly women or bang your step dad?

                            [–]redditbattles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            single forever. Bang girls whenever.

                            [–]ForceTen2112 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            /r/me_irl

                            [–]Xavion_Zenovka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            looks more like a plenty of fish advert

                            [–]Braychal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Lol

                            [–]Mynameisnotdoug 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            A little more jpeg on this tumblr cap, thanks!

                            [–]DinoDonkeyDoodle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Dude, go to grad school. Girls your age, 99% sans children. 50/50 shot at attractiveness.

                            [–]CaterpieLv99 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Depressing post :(

                            [–]godofsmiles1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            If this is your life, you're doing it wrong.

                            [–]ComposerSharp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            FUCK REDDIT, DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

                            [–]AZDiablo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Same options at 35.

                            [–]KalCtuchik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Give it ten years.

                            Then you won't have to worry about ugly girls who don't have kids.

                            [–]lowlife9 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I went ugly chicks.

                            [–]DoerOfStuffAndThings 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Crossroads for weak willed 27 year olds.

                            [–]ViralPoker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            At 37, I can relate.

                            [–]dineesi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            This is the same for 27 year old girls ...

                            [–]added_chaos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Recently turned 27. Can confirm, am married. OP isn't trying hard enough

                            [–]NonsequiturSushi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I'd stay single before I chose to date my step dad.

                            [–]fattiefalldown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            You could always add "hermit"

                            [–]djkrugger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            It's like saturday night at the club, either you catch early or you're left with the drunk lizzards without shoes.

                            [–]BnetSamantha 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            step dad all the way

                            [–]pyius 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Can confirm. Just turned 31 and am single

                            [–]DrummDragon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            As a single 27 year old male myself...you must be doing something wrong.

                            [–]EdwinSt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Former widower, here. Spent some time as an older male with a small daughter looking for a date. Can confirm this image. My first wife died when I was 22. Had only three dates over the next three years before I met my current wife. Was 26 by the time we got married.

                            It's rough out there.

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