Some of you may know that Trump's full name is Donald John Trump. And that's very important, let me tell you. The other thing that he doesn't want you to know is the UNDENIABLE fact that his family is from Germany. Now, lots of people have said that he reminds them of a certain figure in German history. I don't know about it, but you wouldn't believe how many people are saying it. But that's not the most important thing here. The important thing is when you translate his name into German, you get Donald Johann Drumpf. That's right. Donald. Johann. Drumpf.

Now, count with me, on your fingers. I'll spell it out real big.

D-O-N-A-L-D

That's six.

J-O-H-A-N-N.

Six again.

D-R-U-M-P-F

And there you have it. Three sixes. In a row. 666. And if that doesn't worry you, believe me, it should.