Genethedog's post on the fruitcake lady had me binge-watch a bunch of her Q and A's on the Tonight Show. SHE IS AWESOME!!!

Genethedog, thanks for posting that.

This clip is great!

My recent favorites include: Q: My husband's always complaining about working so hard. How do I get him off the couch to mow the lawn?

A: Why can't you mow the lawn? Don't you have a riding lawn mower? If you have a riding lawn mower, there's no problem. And you can certainly get your fat ass on that and do that while he's at work.

Q: When a man has a lot of sex partners, he's called a stud. But what do you call a woman with a lot of partners?

A: She's a whore.

Q: Now that you're on TV and a role model for youngsters don't you think you should stop using bad language?

A: Hell no.