Thanks for turning average chicks supermodels and ugly chicks into average chicks.

Thanks for sky-rocketing insurance premiums.

Thanks for filling up my newsfeed with memes about how beautiful fat chicks are. Do you even know how attractiveness is determined? The more healthy and fertile a woman is the more attractive she is. Being obese makes you unattractive, period. Fuck you.

Thanks for making a generation of men feel bad about themselves because a fat chick is the best they can do, it's not their fault 70% of you are overweight.

Thanks for being 400lbs and yet somehow still unable to cook. That's great. It's a good thing we did away with those sexist home economics classes.

Thanks for being so fat that being 20lbs overweight isn't even considered fat anymore. Nothing is sexier than a 5'3 150lb women.

Thanks for having personalities that match your appearance. It's important for people's insides to match their outsides.

Thanks for dying before retirement age. Seriously, thank you. The government thanks you too.

Thanks for having babies with hosts of medical issues. Living your entire life with sever food allergies and diabetes is awesome, the greatest gift a mother could give.

I can't wait until all your cold-giant-black-hearts explode.