Okay, so last night me and my plate were hanging out. Me and my house mates were having a party and everyone was hanging out in the basement. It's summer here and it's getting pretty hot in the house because of all the people.

Anyway, at one point in the night my plate taps me on the shoulder from behind. I turn and she says something completely non-coherent (but I mean when is anything a woman says coherent, lol biotruffs). So I ask her to repeat herself and she collapses on the floor.

Now, most of you older alphas would immediately recognize this as an obvious shit test. I unfortunately did not. I went full beta mode immediately. I carried her upstairs to an air conditioned room, had her lay down, got her water, the entire beta bux deal. She came to a minute later and said she was fine and appreciated the help I have her.

Well obviously she didn't appreciate it enough because 10 minutes later she didn't even wanna give me a blowie job!!!!! Clearly by showing my beta side and helping her completely ruined my alpha frame that I had been cultivating!!! I know now that the proper response would have been to let her lay passed out on the basement floor until she stopped pulling her test. Seriously, if blue pillers were right about the world my chivalrous act would have gotten me atleast a 10 minute blowie job and anal.

Lessons Learned:

If your date passes out don't help her

Women are babies

Blowie jobs feel nice on my weewee