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[–]SeriousBlakMAGA 129ポイント130ポイント  (13子コメント)

Joke's on you Sarah Silverman! If you do that my sins will be double forgiven!

[–]BasedFLBroFL 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

THIS CENTIPEDE IS A PREDATOR.

[–]JPO398CT 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

TWO HOLLOW FANGS.

[–]bumhole4U 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

We have the best theologians, don't we folks? MAGA

[–]NietzyzzcheHRV 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

We're all Mastermind Theologians folks, that's +9 to Learning.

[–]DisdainForPlebsAUS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

CK2 is like her ruined vulva, it leaks everywhere.

[–]goonsackMAGA 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

DOUBLE FORGIVENESS

ATONEMENT SPREE!

RUNNING REDEEMER!!!

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

DOUBLE FORGIVEN!!!

Great! I can sin twice as hard!

[–]teemanbf04 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Romans 6!! "What shall we say then? Are we to continue in sin so that grace may increase? May it never be! How shall we who died to sin still live in it?"

CAN'T STALL THE PAUL!

[–]WallMariaWA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't say anything about stoning or beheading sinners. Haram/10

[–]NoBahDee 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's what I don't get. Why do people hate on the Jews for killing Jesus? God needed it to happen in order for our salvation to be promised. God's chosen people are the Jews. He chose them to kill Jesus.

[–]c0up0nPOL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The real joke on her is that at her age it would have to be immaculate conception.

[–]cookster123WI 157ポイント158ポイント  (25子コメント)

There are some crazy ass women in the Democratic party...

[–]shadowman3001BPA 75ポイント76ポイント  (17子コメント)

You mean fierce womyn, shitlord

[–]SocalMedigrowUSMC 27ポイント28ポイント  (13子コメント)

You mean misandrist cunts?

[–]qrhooCA 28ポイント29ポイント  (12子コメント)

lena "the i molested my little sister" dunham?

[–]theREALbighoss 14ポイント15ポイント  (11子コメント)

"Sister Fister"

[–]NietzyzzcheHRV 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

Worse than fisting, she poured gravel into a child.

[–]SocalMedigrowUSMC 5ポイント6ポイント  (8子コメント)

Is it wrong to want to shoot her in the face with a cannon?

[–]Triggered_N_UnhingedCA 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wouldn't shoot her with my cannon even if you pay me to.

[–]RefrigeratorkebobUSA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about your poop-shooter ass-cannon?

[–]NietzyzzcheHRV 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, perfectly natural.

[–]Irishguy317 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Strong*, you sexist testicle bag!

[–]Top_Secret_NameTX 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

You mean all of them?

[–]BadGoyWithAGun 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's literally a cat lady club. I'd feel sorry for any man trapped in that dumpster fire, but most probably get off to the constant humiliation, or they'd stop putting up with it by now.

[–]reagan2024MAGA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even the one they have running for president.

[–]StatingTheObvious989 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

How fucking dare she insult the prophet like that! ALLAH AKB.... ... oh wait a minute... its a Jesus joke nvm those followers don't get all pissy over this stuff

[–]StJimmy92OH 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, sometimes we do, but it's more of a disapproving look than beheading type of pissy.

[–]K26969NC 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even Amy Schumer is related to New York Dem Senator Chuck Schumer.

[–]RealSpit6969MAGA 142ポイント143ポイント  (42子コメント)

She's a terrible person. Idk how she's still famous. Was never funny.

[–]cozyeUSA 53ポイント54ポイント  (24子コメント)

I never knew how she got famous in the first place. No, really. I've been wondering for 15 years.

[–]Wh0rseUK 25ポイント26ポイント  (9子コメント)

She sucked her way to fame.

[–]imeantnomaliceUSA 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

and shes kinda hot. until you see her with her clothes off. such a shame, but there are plenty of women out there like that. they look better clothed, when the tight fabric is holding stuff where it should be. take it off and they get all frumpy

[–]i_can_get_you_a_toeHRV 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

There's something fucking off with her appearance. She's not a model or anything, but she has a nice rack, and there's nothing in particular that you can say is wrong with her, but all put together just looks.. ghhh. Weird.

And I'm not even saying that because she's a dumb cunt. Plenty of Hillary supporting bimbos that I'd admit are hot.

[–]hoot1991AUS 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's built like a fridge. A rectangle with arms and legs, basically.

[–]bandaidsareforbabies 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had to. She was bukakeing with all the higher up execs, taking loads left and right and above. They ruined that purple puckerhole.

ω═══D ~ (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) ~Ɑ═══ω

[–]RealSpit6969MAGA 50ポイント51ポイント  (11子コメント)

Her joke of a snow "Sarah Silverman show". I use to fuckin hate it. Back in the day me and my bro use to get so pissed when they turn off South Park for her bullshit. I was 10 and hated her.

[–]Lucky_LocuraNM 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

You mean you don't think her "vagina, vagina, poop, poop, period, vagina, poop, period blood, vagina, men suck" comedy is enough to get her famous??

[–]_USA-USA_USA-USA_ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jewish scatalogic humour. It's in there dna to talk about bodily functions when the het nervous. This is why sjws call people turds and poop, because wealthy leftist jews set their narrative and there arguments. BANNED!

[–]aguacateCO 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

Idk how she's still famous.

Bigotry of low expectations.

She says things that a teenage adolescent male finds hilarious for perceived shock value and her contemporaries "laugh" and go along with it.

[–]NietzyzzcheHRV 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

not thinking she's funny is misogynistic AND antisemitic!!!

[–]GigantorConductorUSA 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I watched Trainwreck and holy shit Amy Schumer isn't funny.

The only good parts of that movie were LeBron James' scenes.

[–]I_AM_THE_REAL_KONY 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amy schumer is kinda funny...

But enough about how that hamplanet looks.

[–]EASYWAYtoReddit 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lorne Michaels tried to make that clear when he fired her from SNL during her first year but no one listened.

[–]NuclearJihad 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of the DNC highlights was her genuine look of disbelief when people DARED to actually express her jokes were shit, even if it was bernouts who are a tiny step up from he usual target audience, low t nu males and deathfat feminists.

Can anyone link to a single even half-decent joke she's made? She -has- to have relatives in the industry, nothing else can explain this.

[–]ifeeIIikedebating 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

She probably sucks a mean dick.

[–]davidamaze -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Jew broads!

[–]big_ol_sandwich 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jews don't suck dick, I feel that was Adolf's main goal, rid the world of girls who don't go down; history really misrepresented that man, prolly will do the same to Donald.

[–]davidamaze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to agree with you for the goof, but I already have very little of my sole remaining...

[–]OrangeJuliusPageFL 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think she just blew Jimmy Kimmel enough for her to remain somewhat culturally relevant, but as he is not funny, either, I have no clue how he's famous.

[–]Nazi_frog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

adam carolla is the actually funny one

[–]Dog_Lawyer_DDS 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

the way they had her come out to speak for bernie supporters right after al franken gave his pro hillary speech, then had them fake argue but then decide to "bridge" their differences over this "troubled water", oh and if you didnt get that dank allegory let me introduce Paul Simon to sing Bridge over Troubled Water

that was the most tortured display I think I've ever seen in American politics. It was like "Please clap", except times 2 and plus Paul Simon

[–]Homicidal_PandaUSA 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

She is a complete piece of shit. Her speech was terrible.

[–]RealSpit6969MAGA 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

She thought she was too cool when she came at the Bernie ppl. Fuck her. She's a toxic feminist who's voting for Hilda just because she's a female and supports murder of babies.

[–]UsernameTomorrow 16ポイント17ポイント  (14子コメント)

I don't understand. Dems hate religion. Where is the whoops in this? Is there some sort of inconsistency I'm missing?

[–]A-VerySexyDisability 4ポイント5ポイント  (13子コメント)

She's mocking both the Jews and the Christians. Prime targets.

[–]Natetendo83USA 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

Doesn't she claim to be Jewish?

[–]A-VerySexyDisability 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

And? You can't mock Jews and be Jewish?

[–]NuclearJihad 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just see her mocking christians, I don't know how bragging about killing Jesus is supposed to insult jews, she's just being edgy as fuck jewess.

[–]Natetendo83USA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mostly just pointing out the irony of her desire to bash people of her own religion.

[–]ParadoxOfToleranceCA 35ポイント36ポイント  (15子コメント)

I demand reparations from the Jews for killing our dear lord baby Jesus.

[–]Its2015broCA 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

1 death of jesus, with 2000 years of compound interest at 1% interest rate. You can pay us our 439286205.05 jesuses any time you like! We'll have 1 jesus for every 4 christians.

[–]ParadoxOfToleranceCA 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

We'd have so much bread and fish!

[–]A-VerySexyDisability 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

The question is, do we have to give black Jesuses to the Black christians, and Jesus of different races and ethnicities to other races and ethnicities, or should we get a world wide council going and decide on a color?

Im personally in favor of Korean Jesus.

[–]BestGameMaster 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't see any Christians trying to blow people up over these remarks, do ya?

[–]A-VerySexyDisability 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

I demand reparations for the Romans destroying the temple and taking all that sweet gold....and HOLINESS.

[–]ParadoxOfToleranceCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I demand reparations from dinosaurs for creating fossil fuels for human consumption. Therefore contributing to global warming. They're destroying our earth.

[–]A-VerySexyDisability 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I demand reparations from G-d. I want a second penis.

[–]RefrigeratorkebobUSA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just want my foreskin back

[–]OhNoBearIsDrivingMD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

and i just wanted a bigger one

[–]CevanUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Make Bernie pay for his people killing Jesus.

[–]DlibertTX 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

Joked about abortion and killing Christ.

Her overlord Moloch will be pleased.

[–]CevanUSA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bet she sacrificed a chicken after the convention last night.

[–]KekVultCO 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

any reason why mod doesn't sticky trump rally in colorado?

[–]Mintaka7 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lovely username you have there. Praise Kek!

[–]EDTa380NJ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stickied now I believe (I'm not a mod)

[–]Ssjpower88MAGA 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is she still a thing? I havent heard her name in a long time. Go back to your cave.

[–]OrangeJuliusPageFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's like a notch above Margaret Cho in the hierarchy of unfunny chick comedians.

[–]con77 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

shes gonna look great in a burka

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

She's just trying to be funny. I wouldn't be too hard on her, I mean Hillary probably paid her a lot to support her instead of Bernie. She's just trying to make a living.

It's the job of the comedian to press the line of what's PC or not. Which is funny that she's a Democrat, which are responsible for the PC lynch mob out there that had their feelings hurt.

I say we give her a pass, maybe she was just having blood come out of her...wherever.

[–]Wh0rseUK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

she was just having blood come out of her.

Prob why she caught the attention of a shark like Hillary

[–]OrangeJuliusPageFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's just trying to be funny. I wouldn't be too hard on her

Problem is that she's been trying and failing to do so for the last two decades.

[–]A-VerySexyDisability 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay? So? You mean she wasnt politically correct. She said things that hurt peoples feelings.

[–]bluelandwail 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

"I hope Hitler really killed the Jews, I'd do it again!"

- something someone would say that would trigger the end of their career.

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think George Soros said that.

[–]OrangeJuliusPageFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He certainly profited way more than Judas did for killing all those Jews.

[–]i_can_get_you_a_toeHRV 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoa there, buddy, you know it's only whites and christians that we can call for extermination of. It's their privilege.

[–]DesertCobraPOL 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Imagine MSM reaction if any German said

"I hope the Nazis did killed Jews. I'd do it again!"

[–]not_governor_of_ohio 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I expect Merkel to say that any day now.

[–]Top_Secret_NameTX 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a lovely person(she's not).

[–]spaghettikiller1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't she also make a comment about how she would never make those kinds of jokes about Islam because she fears for her life and knows that Muslims would murder her if she said something like that about Muhammad?

[–]bahiablancaARG 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disgusting Shill

[–]brotherjustincrowe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to think she was funny. She did a rape joke in The Aristocrats.

[–]AnimblenavigatorMAGA 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

What's sad is that she supports the PC culture and at the same time tries to push the line of what's acceptable.

The problem is she's on the wrong side of that line and eventually it'll catch up to her and she will get burned by the left for saying something offensive that goes "too far". Then she will grow up and become a Republican. It happens all the time.

[–]OhNoBearIsDrivingMD 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

nah gays and jews are acceptable targets, black and/or muslim are the flavors of the year.

[–]enmunate28 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude, she's closer to 50 than 40. Not many people Change their spots at that age.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_COATSCO 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

/pol/ cfg threads are savage. It's a revolution, people.

[–]magicsexywizard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do hate what she said at the DNC but in all fairness she should be allowed to say whatever she wants with her comedy

[–]AmagyarNC 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Don't take her seriously. This is the same woman who dressed up as Hitler and thought it was funny. As someone who is about 4% german, I am highly offended.

[–]abecedarian_radish 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sarah Silverman is human trash.

[–]MyKettleIsNotBlackCA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish we could unJew her at our next world conference...

[–]teamjacobXteamtrevorNY 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's not an appropriate performer for anything like a political convention. Her comedy specializes in being shocking or dirty (or it used to, idk wtf she does now except get photographed sitting on the toilet for glossy mags... she's not really a comedian anymore, more of a set piece I'd say). Not a good choice. All the DNC choices blew though.

[–]Cmrade_Dorian 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Meh, i dont care if you joke about killing christ or abortion.

Welcome to America, freedom of speech.

[–]ArsenalITMAGA[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Replace some of the words with Nazi's killing Jews and if she was associated to Trump, MSM would go on a war path.

[–]Belakfmarshall 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well she is a comedian...

[–]GMyers35 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This broad is insane. She's an explosive blend of smug, obnoxious, and not funny.

[–]derppoolthulu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's also a miserable cunt who has used her private relationships with more talented comedians as stepping stones (on their backs) to get to the top.

[–]GigantorConductorUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just let Murdoch Chan take care of her.

[–]Mr_poopybutthole- 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think a lot of you guys are forgetting she's a comedian. It's okay to joke about abortion and jews.

[–]I_AM_THE_REAL_KONY 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're forgetting she's a comedian because she forgets to be funny.

[–]Jedi5241000 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She is about 20 years past her prime. All I see is a pathetic shell of a former hottie desperately trying to become relevant again

[–]Socialist_RussiaCAN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So the DNC had illegal immigrants, mothers of street thugs, anti-abortion activists, anti-Semites and a lying criminal all in 4 nights. What a fucking disgrace.

[–]chinpokomongoNC 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

"I was raped by a doctor. So bittersweet for a Jewish girl." -Sarah Silverman

I wonder what the SJW's think of that chestnut.

[–]Enzo-UnversedWA 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did she really say that?

[–]chinpokomongoNC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. It's from one of her stand up shows that I watched on Netflix.

edit: It's from Jesus is Magic

[–]Space__GhostTX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is stupid.

She's a comedian. It was a joke. Why are we acting like her stand up is anything other than entertainment?

[–]omfalos 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That joke is in bad taste, but we should be mindful to avoid playing the PC police.

[–]Endless_Summer 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's wrong with joking about abortion? Or jokes about anything, for that matter?

[–]NadiaKhuzinaUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing. She is anti-PC, just because she is under heavy Hollywood pressure to be a liberal, does not mean she is afraid of telling a racist joke. I like her.

[–]MrSeverityCA 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can we not become the left in being outraged by things comedians said.

[–]AG_SYSTEMS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree this is pretty low energy for a sticky

[–]texas_tyrantTX 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

no one here is triggered, at least that I'm aware of. We're just pointing out some leftist hypocrisy

[–]Greyharmonix 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

You guys know she's a comedian right?

Her job is to say stupid shit.

[–]Cheesusaur 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The problem with Trump having such a wide support base is that some of his supporters are mouth breathing retards. It can't be helped really, we need more than centipedes to win the election. Just put up with them until the Donald takes his rightful place.

[–]goneonholiday 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't blame her. When you get injected with sperm as often as Sarah Silverman, you need an abortion about as often as Hillary is confused.

[–]SpaceDuckTechCA 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Are we all anti-abortion or something now? Just because Trump is, doesn't mean I am.

[–]DonaldiciousUK 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

She is also just an all round degenerate. Good endorsement for Trump for her not to like him!

[–]A-VerySexyDisability 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are we the Left? PC culture is bullshit and opposition should apply equally.

[–]Hullow123DNK 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why are we offended she jokes about abortion and Christ? You can joke about anything you want, stop being such pussies.

[–]espnzonePA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Facebook eats this shit up

[–]tspithos 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard they had her speak to make sure nobody laughs (at Clinton).

[–]D_R0b 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She was a train wreck of a speaker too. So bad.

[–]not_governor_of_ohio 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sarah "the delicate flower" Silverman

[–]theparadoxicalspiralISR 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jew here.

Can confirm that Sarah Silverman is an annoying turd that doesn't represent or reflect us.

[–]BossJ00 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well - yeah ... Did anyone expect anything less from this hillary loving shrewd?

[–]BrawndoTTMCAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

E D G Y

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Seriously, for people obsessed with hurt feelings, why do they feel the need to malign Christianity like that?

[–]b3rz3rkTX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never found her even a little bit funny. At least with Colbert there was a time -- i.e. 11th grade -- when I actually laughed.

[–]yayblah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

... she is a comedian

[–]PeasantryIntensifies 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

as a jew she does not speak for all of us

[–]novazee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's not politically correct! I like her.

[–]BFNSerious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Living proof that given the right promotional backing and IQ audience, anyone can be a Hollywood comedic success story. Even Sarah Silverman.

[–]OrangeJuliusPageFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Being that ugly, unfunny, and untalented is no way to go through life.

[–]dd416 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When your entire act is saying edgy things to irritate people, you need a new line of work.

[–]Sorcize 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pathological Judaism, SAD!

[–]SimonSaysCircumcise 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She was fuckin awful, she alienated a lot of Bernie supporters. Not something you want to do if you are trying to bring people together... Wasn't sure if I was watching the DNC or Comedy Central

[–]TheChinchilla914PD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's a comedian guys...

[–]MightySpaghettiKing 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Please tell me this isn't serious. She's a fucking comedian and she was very clearly making a joke.

I thought you guys were all about the freeze peaches?

[–]SkrublordtheatreMAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

tried to type the URL into youtube,video is unavailable

THANKS YOUTUBE

[–]porcelaindragonCAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WILL HILLARY DISAVOW?

[–]metaMCG 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

(((Sarah Silverman)))

[–]YappaGuy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A comedian made a joke? Or r/the_donald, don't get too sensitive. We are the kings of spicy memes.