Not my work, but read it on one of the forum by some poster. It could make a catchy chant with some tweaks.

To the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziN7Y1M1v8s

He's too hot - ZLATAN, called Pep a spineless man.
He's too hot - ZLATAN, makes Wenger wanna retire man.
He's too hot - ZLATAN, I don't do trials, You know who I am,
He's too hot - ZLATAN, Now he's bad 'bout that money...break it down.

Scores goals hallelujah! Scores goals hallelujah! Scores goals hallelujah!

NOW IBRA GOIN' TO GIVE IT TO YA NOW IBRAHIMVOIC GONNA GIVE IT TO YA SATURDAY NIGHT, HE'S IN THE BOX, DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH!

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA OOOOOOOH HA!

Maybe one of you can share it with the twitter account which do the chants?