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[–]goodguy1994it's Rooneyyy, it's inevitable. some things are meant to be 89ポイント90ポイント  (16子コメント)

I relate so much to that last comment by /u/BloodyMess111

[–]BloodyMess111 141ポイント142ポイント  (10子コメント)

I've told my Dad 3 separate times now that Pogba to Utd is done. I called him tonight to let him know again that it's done, he said "go away, I don't care anymore". I don't know if he was talking about Pogba or me in general.

[–]JonnythebullJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha! Brilliant!

[–]4lienAnd Solskjær has won it! 66ポイント67ポイント  (3子コメント)

Me: Alright doc, what's new?

Doctor: You have cancer.

Me: But what about Pogba?

[–]if4ct0r 41ポイント42ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Do I have atleast another 48 hours to live?"

[–]birdy9221Scholes 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. Or maybe the 48 hours after that.

[–]jaimatad 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

"But doc, when was the last time you refreshed the machine?"

[–]zxLvPaul Pogba 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every time I wake up in the morning and my first thought is: Paul Pogba.

[–]alishmufanEvans 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am loving it. Read like confessions of a serial muppet.

[–]tamasuperstarDe Gea 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you implying Davide Petrucci isn't a midfield maestro now?

[–]SG0203 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is incredible! Amazing

[–]kh4l3id[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Thanks man.

[–]tocitusMemphis 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'd love to see one from /r/soccer as the realisation slowly sinks in that we may actually sign him.

[–]kh4l3id[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I might do one later today after I come back from work. They take a while...

[–]tocitusMemphis 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I did one the other day of the top voted comments from all 38 of our post match threads.

Took hours to compile everything.

[–]georgie_best 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

please do, take one for the team.

[–]JackMackSirMartial 68ポイント69ポイント  (9子コメント)

[–]Dave1711Januzaj 117ポイント118ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah well.... You have a Di Maria flair, so take that.

[–]danlawlIbrahimović 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hahahah he changed it.

[–]Dave1711Januzaj 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha quality the shame is real.

[–]IamBenJammin 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

A lot of us felt like that a few months ago. I know I did. It was like watching your Ex get super hot.

Glad I was wrong. I think we have a lot of our younger players to thank for his imminent return. I think he is fond of the squad and his wages.

[–]LightningRisingBlind 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

It doesn't change that some people speak with such finality. Like they know the absolute result without question. It blows my mind that coming from a season of Leicester winning the premier league that people can be so assured of themselves without any chance of being wrong.

[–]IamBenJammin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha yeah for sure. But at the same time the rumourmill has made some of us crusty and pessimistic. Pogba still feels too good to be true, ya know.

[–]shaikhbilalmoin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And you can't imagine eventually marrying her after these many years, but it happened #Outofnowhere

[–]Dave1711Januzaj 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Might as well get that comment on my gravestone.

[–]BloodyMess111 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah you took it well mate. Unlike some others in that thread...

[–]HesseLingladIt doesn't Mata! 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

My source also said Ravel Morrison missed training 3 times this week and fined two weeks wages by WHUFC. << Not sure whether sad or funny.

Last update, Sir Alex Ferguson is at Lyon vs Lille, shaping up Hazard anyone? Link to the game

[–]just_another_jabroniMy favourite Shrek! 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

shaping up Hazard

So close, yet so far ;-;

[–]_thedarkknight 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

#POGBACK

Look ma, I'm famous!

[–]JustJack_19Herrera 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

You disappoint me, son.

[–]georgie_best 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

u/_thedarkknight me and your father wanted you to be a rabbi.. instead, you shame us like this.

[–]buckweed_the_AfricanJanuzaj 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've been going through the comments on all those threads, God we were particularly salty about him moving, so much laughs to be had... If /r/soccer sees any of those, tonights roast will be brutal

[–]Alehud42 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's going to be brutal regardless, I can't wait.

[–]nadar07 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wish all posts were like this :)

[–]tamasuperstarDe Gea 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Manchester United legend Davide Petrucci

[–]sayheykid24Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's got a nice little career going for himself in Romania! /u/epoxy05 is crack evaluator of talent!

[–]epoxy05 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never said petrucci is better, said I'd rather united promoted youth from within. 4 years later Pogba is one of the best midfielders in the world. I guess I should have seen that one coming.

[–]sayheykid24Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just busting your balls a bit lol. Older generations don't know how lucky they are not to have things they said years ago cataloged.

[–]RedDevilTOZlatan 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow !! That was awesome.

[–]donkoinkJose Mourinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

All hail /u/greengorilla1 for starting the hype train back in 2013!

[–]greengorilla1Becks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I for one accept our new greengorilla1 overlord

[–]evilthingKing Dave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Strongdetectiveskills/10

[–]parton9020 times, 20 times, Man United 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dreamt about Pogba scoring for us last night, safe to say I'm totally emotionally invested now

[–]georgie_best 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i dont know what im gonna do when we get him... ive built it up so much in my head its as if im expecting aliens to come and save us all lol

[–]shaikhbilalmoin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was some hell of a Rollercoaster ride of emotions... Must say we can see karma here..

[–]aldistef 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we have a lot of us crusty and pessimistic.

[–]SarwarRonVednor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's turning similar to when United were trying to sign Mourinho.

[–]rikushadow3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba still feels too good to be brutal regardless, I can't wait.

[–]joshua5years 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine Conte did not risk putting him in the morning and my first thought is Paul Pogba.

[–]tudok5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every time I wake up in the squad and his wages.

[–]MartyMcfly2046 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine Conte did not risk putting him in the squad since he was so young and basically cost them nothing. He could have easily ignore this unexperienced 18 year old. And now that same player might be the biggest problem Conte's Chelsea might face this season