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[–]Manchester UnitedPX44 104ポイント105ポイント  (7子コメント)

Raiola: "GET THE TABLES"

[–]DC Unitedlilpele 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

How about a TLC Match between Woodward and Marotta. With Pogbas contract hanging in a suitcase above the ring.

[–]Manchester UnitedGhraim 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

"Nah bro, what you need to do is have a Pogba on a pole match."

- Vince Russo (probably).

[–]Manchester Unitedchristraverse 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bro I sweah to ghawd

[–]WalesChlax7 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba's mum on a forklift

[–]Manchester UnitedPX44 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck that.

A briefcase with Pogba's signature on a contract hanging above the ring and a bridge of ladders.

[–]lakeseaside 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

this guy will get freaking rich this summer

[–]Real Madridlittle_legz 226ポイント227ポイント  (108子コメント)

How the discussion will go:

Manchester United: can we get Pogba back?
Juventus: no
Manchester United: ...

[–]Manchester UnitedD1794 214ポイント215ポイント  (35子コメント)

Juve: 'You can have him for 100m. No less'

Sky Sports: BREAKING: Manchester United bid 126 million for Paul Pogba #SSNHQ

[–]Manchester Unitedgeorgie_best 64ポイント65ポイント  (13子コメント)

100M + Martial

no

100M + de gea

no

100M + fellaini

yes

SHIT!

[–]Brisbane RoarPM_ME_HOT_YURI 14ポイント15ポイント  (15子コメント)

You mean 100m + Zlatan

[–]Eintracht Frankfurtxepa105 25ポイント26ポイント  (13子コメント)

Ah, the good ol' sign and trade.

Wait, it still isn't July 1st.

Wait, this isn't /r/nba

[–]Juve2123 5ポイント6ポイント  (10子コメント)

I thought you were trolling leafs fans about Stamkos

[–]Maccabi HaifaSharksFanAbroad 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

Thus ends the worst day in Canadian history.

[–]Toronto FCBaerren 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

FOR FUCKING LARSSON?!?!?

[–]Maccabi HaifaSharksFanAbroad 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

And last year was the worst the Canadian NHL teams have ever performed as a collective. Now two stars head south? What the hell is Canada doing?

[–]Bayern Münchencrownpr1nce 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, a star also heads north and a potential star.

But yeah I dont get it either.

[–]Montreal Impactthfix13 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

How do you think I feel right now?

[–]Toronto FCBaerren 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm glad you guys made that trade because it somehow meant my Oilers didn't have worst trade of that day

[–]Italymarco8_goal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or Wings fans 😭

Flair up mate!

[–]NiteFish 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's happened to Stamkos?

[–]Bayern Münchencrownpr1nce 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He signed a new contract with Tampa.

[–]ArsenalAndthentherewere2 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It would be incredible business as United would pay the sign on bonus to zlatan so Juve would save even more.

[–]Tottenham HotspurSkrong 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Talk about getting finessed

[–]Manchester Unitedfwaming_dragon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So (Zlatan - 900m) + Zlatan

[–]JuventusChiellini -3ポイント-2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Last time Juve asked 140m + Kroos tho

[–]Manchester UnitedD1794 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah i was more playing off the fact we're serial overpayers.

[–]Manchester Unitedbmg_921 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its basically the cost of doing business when you publicly brag about all that noodle money you're bringing in every year.

[–]AdamDalby 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

worth it for the crunchy nut though

[–]ChelseaNotClayMerritt 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

United: Okay, ask Pogba if he wants to come back. I bet he says yes!

Juventus: Yeah, he said no, too.

United: OKAY ASK RAIOLA! I BET HE SAYS YES!

[–]AC MilanNIRossoneri 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Juventus: He asked if you had prepared that blank cheque.

[–]Manchester Unitedmanudevil7 21ポイント22ポイント  (52子コメント)

Manchester United: Here's £200 million.

Juventus: He's on the next flight.

:)

[–]JuventusChiellini 8ポイント9ポイント  (51子コメント)

That would never happen but its alright

[–]Manchester Unitedmanudevil7 29ポイント30ポイント  (50子コメント)

Yeah, it's just jokes. However, if Pogba forces a move or if Raiola throws a table at Marotta's head, it's possible.

[–]JuventusChiellini 11ポイント12ポイント  (47子コメント)

I don't think Pogba wants to move tbh

That's at least what it has been said lately

[–]Manchester Unitedmanudevil7 40ポイント41ポイント  (2子コメント)

Tables it is then. :)

[–]Manchester UnitedGourangaPlusPlus 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sky Sports: BREAKING: Dudley Boyz spotted in Turin #SSNHQ

[–]Brisbane RoarBeastmanzilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

hahahahaha brilliant!!!!!

[–]Manchester UnitedLevynX 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's with a stable team that is the favourite for every local competition while also doing well every CL, don't see why he'd leave

[–]Manchester UnitedKingKeane16 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

They wouldn't go into discussions with Juventus for Pogba unless he was open to the idea, I think it's bullshit though.

[–]Juventuskhdbdcm 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

We were in discussions with Barca last summer about Pogba too. The club said no last year and they've already said no this year as well.

[–]Celticmrtommy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Barca dont need him as much and have less cash freed up. United would be much more willing to make a big offer.

[–]Juventusadityaseth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not true. How many times do clubs make a bid and then get turned down by the player and/or the club? Look at Chelsea and Nainggolan.

[–]JuventusChiellini -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

But that's Raiola going into discussions not Pogba

He said he does it every year with all his clients

[–]San Francisco DeltasHillClimbRacer 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're trying hard to damage control here but anything can happen in football.

[–]IcelandTemporaryEconomist 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't really follow Serie A much anymore. Just watch the big games. Same with the Premier League.

Can you think of a reason he'd want to move to United, other than money? Hasn't he been quite happy playing for Juventus? There hasn't been any racism regularly thrown at him or something?

Just trying to figure out if these constant news are the same kind of rubbish we see every summer, or if there's something to it. I know he used to play for them before, but that was back when Alex Ferguson was managing them. Things have changed since then.

[–]Manchester UnitedAchrefJaziri 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't think we will get him but his move makes sense actually. Pogba can achieve the statut of CR7 in term of marketing and global exposure if he moves to United. Yes he is successful at Juve and Juventus are better team than us but I don't believe Juve has a strong "Brand" as we do and that is for a player like Pogba, who appears in tons of commercials and is expending his brand to other fields, is important. Also with Mourinho, we are likely to improve to be top team in Europe again.

[–]JuventusT-Macch 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Like you were "likely" to improve to be a top team under LvG? I don't see that happen in the near future with your current squad. And it's not like Mourinho delivered at his last season at Chelsea.

[–]Manchester UnitedAchrefJaziri 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As I said we are "likely" going to improve, we have a young squad with a lot of talented players. And we showed good signs under LVG. Our defense was good, Martial is a bright spot and if he continues like that he will be world class in 3 years, same with shaw and our midfield is good. With Mihky, Zlatan and Bailly we have an okay, top 3 PL squad and a player like Pogba can lift the squad to a higher level. And Mourinho is a proven manager, one bad season won't change that.

[–]JuventusTriplechecked -4ポイント-3ポイント  (27子コメント)

I heard he's actually a huge fan of the europa league so idk

[–]TromsøZalitara 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

Meh, at least there isn't an ever present threat of being demoted down a league for illegal shit if you play for United.

[–]Juventusgabo988 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"ever present"? people should just shut up if they don't know shit

[–]Manchester Unitednikolai426[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (15子コメント)

Seemingly the most likeliest being he wants to stay for another year, but I don't think he will sign another contract when he's got the likes of us and Real Madrid offering more in wages. Juve could use the money

Edit: removed it

[–]JuventusThevort3x 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I mean its not like we actually cant offer him more wages, its just that we wont and that will not change unless he reaches some godlike level and still decides to stay.

[–]Juventusadityaseth 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's not true actually, we're offering him a new contract worth 6m a year net, 12m a year gross.

[–]sayheykid24 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

United will offer him 15m a year gross.

[–]JuventusThevort3x 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How does that not make my statement true though?

Yes we offered him a 6 mil contract, but thats not extreme wages compared to the rest of Europe. Unless Pogba reaches Ronaldo/Messi level and still decides to stay at Juve, we wont give him some unreal wage.

[–]JuventusMistermarzoc 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

We couldn't use the money because we aim to win champions league and we won't simply get someone better than pogba. I'm pretty sure we will reject any offer unless the player ask to leave

[–]Manchester Unitednikolai426[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah rethinking that, but I can see him leaving next year for a club that can offer more in wages

[–]Juventusadityaseth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Juve plays plenty. He's on 10m a year now, and the new contract offer is for 12m a year which he can probably negotiate up to 13-14m a year if he wants to make a longer commitment to the club.

[–]Juventustheultimatebr0 49ポイント50ポイント  (20子コメント)

120m + Kroos!!!

[–]Manchester UnitedTomKell 55ポイント56ポイント  (14子コメント)

80m + Fellaini?

[–]Manchester Unitedddgsanc 13ポイント14ポイント  (11子コメント)

80m PLUS Fellaini? Hes worth that much alone

[–]Manchester Unitedlazyassedartist 89ポイント90ポイント  (8子コメント)

We give them Fellaini, they give us Pogba + 80m

[–]Bayern MünchenHiroxis 29ポイント30ポイント  (7子コメント)

That'd be a steal. For Juve of course

[–]Liverpool_cumblast_ 34ポイント35ポイント  (5子コメント)

you could say, it'd be a -felloiny-

[–]Manchester Unitedballsywallsy 61ポイント62ポイント  (4子コメント)

It looks like we need to start a referendum to get you the fuck out.

[–]Liverpool_cumblast_ 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

cumexit

[–]Olympique LyonnaisFaoeoa 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

don't most people just call that a penis

[–]OddSuttreee 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reverae vagina would be the technical term

[–]Manchester Unitedbenji-21 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

'Ejaculation', topical and also original. Try that instead.

[–]Arsenalnaryn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd pay 80m to get rid of Fellaini

[–]ArsenalAHighLine -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellaini for Pogba straight swap would be more than enough

[–][deleted] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

One billion gagillion fafillion shabadabalo shabadamillion shabaling shabalomillion yen

[–]Brisbane RoarPM_ME_HOT_YURI 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

400 trillion Zimbabwe dollars

[–]Manchester Unitedhennny 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bout tree fiddy

[–]Chelsealance777 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

new subquest: secure Kroos

[–]Manchester Unitedevilthing 43ポイント44ポイント  (66子コメント)

I'll never get my hopes up regarding this transfer. If it happens then well done Woody but in the end of the day I'll be extremely happy with just Zlatan and Mkhitaryan.

[–]Manchester Unitedlazyassedartist 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

Don't forget Bailly, I really think he will do awesome in the PL

[–]Chelsealance777 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

trying to figure out how you are going to fit everyone. Zlatan up front, Rooney behind, Mkhitaryan out wide with Martial on the other side and Pogba deeper? Probably not the ideal roles for one or two people there

[–]Manchester Unitedevilthing 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are not getting Pogba, simple as that but if it happens for some unknown fucking reason, I'd expect us to line up like this :

...........Martial..........Zlatan..................Mkhitaryan

............................Rooney....................................

............Pogba.....................Schneiderlin/Herrera/Carrick

[–]Manchester UnitedGOLDSPECTRE94 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

As we speak, Marotta is insuring his office furniture...

[–]Manchester UnitedMesial 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's got some handymen in bolting everything to the floor at the moment.

[–]Chelseareverie9 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now watch as Mou manages to get Pogba as soon as he's in a different club.

[–]Manchester Unitednikolai426[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy who tweeted this works for Di Marzio so not an ITK...L'Equipe don't have it up yet, I'm using the translation from GFFN

https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/748296551647191040

https://twitter.com/MaxNerozzi/status/748298851744899072

https://twitter.com/MaxNerozzi/status/748302227115282432

[–]JuventusMistermarzoc 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's impossible. According to the reliable newspaper ABC we already sold him to Madrid for 90 m

[–]ArsenalAHighLine 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Every day we hear these rumors, and every day we honestly get further and further from the transfer actually happening. But I wouldn't put anything past Woodward tbh

[–]Manchester UnitedEntrepreneur_Girl 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm just happy we are trying. :)

[–]BravoTangoFoxObama 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

It must be nice to have absolutely no limitations to your budget. Incredible.

[–]juliusthegerman 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

If you keep missing out on Champions League funds though limitations will eventually start to appear.

[–]Manchester Unitedunitedfever 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not sure why you're being downvoted. It is true. We can't carry on with this spending indefinitely. We need success on the pitch to be able to keep doing so.

[–]Real MadridMaTrIx4057 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And the success will only come if you get a world class player like Pogba, James etc.

[–]Manchester Unitedreddit_no_likey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. It's imperative we return to the UCL stat.

[–]sportsfan161 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

weird as there was an article out today saying Pogba wants Madrid if he were to leave Juve

[–]VenezuelaPonchoHung 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

So do United need to buy Kroos now?

[–]Manchester Unitedapparex1234 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

We have a Belgian who is way better than Kroos

[–]JuventusAhmedsoukat 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

its 120 million + Kroos, not 120 million + any Blonde.

[–]Manchester Unitedyuma712 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe if we send Juve a Fellaini montage. That might work. We'll even add sick EDM beats.

[–]Kak1314 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Works the other way around, mate. Belgian blonde = pogba + 120m. But just because United don't need the money, they'll let you guys skip 120m.

[–]HIFKIamFinnished 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't get why he would just take a step down like that tbh

[–]Arsenaljdmgf5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweet retribution

[–]Manchester Unitedooa3603 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a Manchester United fan I would love this, our need for a midfielder of his class is hilariously bad at this point. It's break the bank worthy. However, I just don't see this happening. Every action of Juventus over the past two years points to them wanting to build a team around Pogba and make a run for the champions league trophy. Selling Pogba would set them back from this goal.

[–]Newcastle Unitedyour_pet_is_average 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this going to happen every summer?

Also, when is the Sneijder move going to be wrapped up?

[–]Manchester Unitedlazyassedartist -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Although I don't see this happening this season I think it's a matter of time before Pogba leaves Juve, probably for Real

[–]Arsenalrazvanrat 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would prefer for United not to get Pogba

[–]San Francisco DeltasHillClimbRacer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

So because your buying no one everyone else has to aswell?

[–]Manchester Unitedreddit_no_likey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let me guess... you would prefer for Arsenal to win the Treble as well. Am I right?

[–]TheAwakened 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho, Raiola, and Mendes - the three super cunts of world football have assembled at one place, and I'm loving it!

[–]ArsenalVeejp123 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Didn't mourinho slate pogba loads before? Claimed you'd have to end up building a team around an Eiffel tower esque man in the middle or something? Pretty sure he would dislike having him in his team...

edit: Source

[–]ladyboyzindhood 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

He meant that he wouldn't be able to buy him, not that he didn't want to.

[–]ArsenalVeejp123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the sense that you can't just go to France and ask to buy the Eiffel Tower? Seems a bit weird

[–]Liverpoolarbalete 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

[–]JuventusTrumpertB 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With Woodwards awful negotiating, Juventus could easily take United for 150m+ (GBP)