Man of the Hour: Jose Mourinho,

In his first summer as United manager, Jose has brought in four major signings in Eric Bailly, Mkhitaryan, Ibrahimovic, and now Paul Pogba. That's nothing short of sensational. These are not risky purchases, they are calculated "specialists" who will fill gaps that this team has had for years. Bravo.

Most Improved Performance: Ed Woodward,

After a few shockers, Woody has done Mourinho's bidding for him in honorable fashion this time 'round. He has been helped by Mou's superstar bedside manner and personal appeal to players, as well as a very fat cheque book, but United fans will accept a summer without any major misses. (Let's just look the other way on that Sanches deal...)

Swimsuit Contest, Runner-Up: Mino Raiola,

The super-agent must be licking his lips. He seems always to be doesn't he? The majority of Woody's fat cheque book has been used to keep Raiola and his family very wealthy for many years. But please, for the love of George Best, let us never do business again with him if his deals get so complicated that we are forced to analyze pictures of him topless in the pool.

Best New Artist: Pilip De Brun

The lingering question on everyone r/reddevils surely will be: who the fuck is Pilip De Brun? Bursting onto the scene under the guise of innocent football commentary with the added spice of personal connections to players and agents, Pilip's speaking skills and insight have touched us all. Except you lot with the cocks constantly out.