I was really looking forward to some fun jokes at our expense and there are a few good ones don't getme wrong. But man, most of it is just "I HATE UNITED AND YOU GUYS SUCK" One guy went on like a 6 paragraph rant saying "When I was a kid I had it really hard because people liked the best team!" Without even a joke at the end. Anyone have any favorite jokes from the thread? Posts that were actually funny?

Here is a few of mine.

Man United sounds like a gay nightclub.

Some of these jokes are older than the prostitute Wayne Rooney fucked.

£103 million spent last season and your MVP was a fax machine.

"Mancunian" based on Latin "Mamucium" derived from the original Brittonic name (mamm- "breast" in reference to "breast like hill") Who would have thought calling them a bunch of tits for years would have been so accurate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester#Name

This one was the best lol

The team was so shit recently that the only positive thing about Man United 2013-2016 was the giant plus sign they put on their kit.