Wait wait wait wait wait. An adult sent this out to other adults?

That's it. Fuck everyone and everything. I'm going to be a nihilist. Not a goddamn thing matters and everything is pointless. What kind of passive aggressive wet noodle posts something like this instead of talking to people and discussing the problem? Furthermore, what kind of imperceptive fuckhead put someone like this in charge of other people??

I guarantee the person who posted this would wilt like warm lettuce when they demanded an grown ass person's phone to waste their Pokeballs. I'm envisioning the target of the ire just sitting there, staring at the vaguely-person-shaped-blob-of-pitiable-slop that posted this attempt at authority like they grew a clitoris in the middle of their forehead. I would pay cash money to record it and post it to reddit as the cringiest moment in all of existence.