Benedict Cumberbatch is blowing up at the moment for his upcoming film as Dr. Strange. As a Marvel fan since I was 8 years old, and having an ex who was obsessed with the man, I decided to check him out on Wikipedia. I knew he had gotten married in the last year or two, breaking hearts worldwide.

His wife, Sophie Hunter, is not bad looking for post-wall.

Apparently they were friends for 17 years before they got married, meaning they met around the time she was 21 and studying at Oxford. They were both involved in the theater scene.

So essentially, she dated this Sir Chad of a bad boy sculptor, Conrad Shawcross, and when he wouldn't settle down, before she slammed any further into the wall, she married Cumberbatch at 36 years old.

Can you imagine? This guy was a sex symbol the world over, and could've had so many women, but he languished in the friend zone for 17 years with one-itis, while his now wife was getting smashed in every orifice from Chaddiest Chad Sir Shawcross.

Summary

• AWALT. Even the ones who donate to charities as fake virtue signaling. They want to ride the richest, Chaddiest cock possible, and will look to upgrade until they slam into the wall around 35-40.

• For some guys, millions of dollars and pussy on command are not enough to make them take the Red Pill. Nothing will.

• Count down to when she divorces his ass and takes half. My bet is 4-7 years.

• Not even being a millionaire can save you.