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Failed businessmyn and recovering crackhead /u/Ovendice is mad that a womyn didn't want to buy his shitty phones again (reddit.com)

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[–]JumbledOne[S] [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

/u/Ovendice are you angry because your life is mediocre and you haven't accomplished a single on of your life goals? Unless molesting your daughter was a life goal then i guess good job you got one

[–]Ovendice [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

I have a great life unlike you obsessing over strangers on line because you're an unemployed, uneducated lazy piece of shit who earns a place to stay with your mother by sucking off all of your mother's black and Mexican ex-felon boyfriends who are registered sex offenders with AIDS and Herpes, prepping them for ass rape with your mother and sister.

Hopefully one of them will take a cinder block and bash in your mother's skull until her head looks like an order of nachos and sends her back to Hell where she crawled up from, nothing but a pile of shit parasite that spewed out another pile of shit cockroach like you who's only contribution to the world is excrement.

[–]shitlordcaligula [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Have you ever considered writing Hallmark cards?

Hopefully one of them will take a cinder block and bash in your mother's skull until her head looks like an order of nachos and sends her back to Hell where she crawled up from, nothing but a pile of shit parasite that spewed out another pile of shit cockroach like you who's only contribution to the world is excrement.

I can see that behind a cover with a nice floral print. Maybe some ivy and lilies.

[–]Ovendice [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Yes, with a picture of your mentally retarded mother's hideously repulsive face on the cover that makes even hardened criminals projectile vomit.

Have you ever considered suicide? After all, you're just a spineless coward and a piece of shit that anyone could beat the shit out of, just a pathetic slug and your only contribution to the world is excrement and it would be doing the world a favor.

[–]shitlordcaligula [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

For a guy, "going his own way", you sure talk about suicide a lot. Have you considered talking to somebody? We're worried about you, Mr. Dice.

[–]DornishRedViperQueen Dickshamer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh, with the pretty embossed lettering too!

[–]JumbledOne[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

it's sad that he feels the need to lie about his life. Hopefully he still isn't getting beaten up by his daughter, granted he did deserve a firm beating for trying to molest his granddaughter

[–]JumbledOne[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Clearly you haven't been doing your recovery steps at all and are in the midst of quite the crack binge! Does it make you sad to know that someone half your age makes like 5x what you do?

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

If you had a great life you wouldn't spend your time whining about women on the internet

[–]Ovendice [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

And no one asked for your opinion about what I complain about, you mongoloid pile of subhuman trash. Only a complete fail of a human being and a piece of shit loser like you would be obsessing over strangers on the internet.

A pathetic, spineless coward and a cockroach who even the weakest little girls can beat the shit out of and laugh at- someone like you seriously needs to consider suicide and go back to Hell where you crawled out of. You're below trash and so is your entire family.

[–]shitlordcaligula [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You checked all the boxes on that one! 5/7, classic ovendice!

[–]CATS_in_a_car [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Soooo, that's a yes?

[–]Towgs_Loose_Butthole [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I give this rant a 9/10. You should print it out and show it to your homeroom teacher.

[–]shitlordcaligula [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

You forgot, he also got herpes from his cheating wife. And I strongly suspect he has at least one failed suicide attempt. Poor guy. He just can't do anything right.

[–]JumbledOne[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

/u/Ovendice is it really true that you caught herpes cause your wife let Tyrone and the boys take turns smashing up those beef curtains?

[–]shitlordcaligula [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How do you think Ovendice responded?

He doesn't seem to be a man of originality, so I'm guessing he tried to insult their mothers, assumed that they were losers with no jobs, and told them to kill themselves. And then had himself a good cry.

[–]barbedvelvet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Did you see his post where he describes himself as the ultimate feminist? Is this guy for real?

I am the ultimate feminist- how? Because I actually give them EXACTLY what they want... I judge women completely on just their character and personalities and their skill set. Seriously, I'm not joking- I don't care what a female looks like. At all.

And wouldn't you know, I'm completely let down and extremely disappointed 100% of the time (no female in the last 20 years has had a real personality like a normal human being yet) because females are consistently FLAKY, SPITEFUL, shitty, cunty, vindictive, entitled, moronic, ignorant, boring, creepy, parasitic, superficial, whorish, back stabbing, falsely accusing, zero character, demand respect instead of earning it, LAZY, confrontational and have no skill set at all.

Women make really, really, REALLY shitty men.

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[–]dunkinisbest [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Jesus FUCKING Christ. What happened to this sub. Who are these people? Crackheads are boring, and this is coming from someone who works face to face with them.