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[–]floppybunny26 548ポイント549ポイント  (151子コメント)

Who are your enemies, and how do you go about defeating them? Also, what kind of internet porn is your favourite?

[–]AdaminKenya[S] 690ポイント691ポイント  (108子コメント)

If only someone invades they have enemies or do scrimmages against them, they will agree and go defend doesn't matter who. theyw will protect their Maasai dignity.. If someone kills Maasai they will also kill that person. They are very friendly though and accept everyone.

[–]floppybunny26 473ポイント474ポイント  (107子コメント)

Also, what kind of internet porn is your favourite?

[–]AdaminKenya[S] 1028ポイント1029ポイント  (104子コメント)

They don't believe it and don't know what it is. Don't think or know about pornography. They are asking is it normal in America. They just saw recently on phone, think it is photos of things that are not real.

[–]floppybunny26 2440ポイント2441ポイント  (52子コメント)

Did.. did we just introduce internet porn to the Maasai?

[–]flexofreek 620ポイント621ポイント  (18子コメント)

Well, that culture is about to come to an end.

[–]campelm 265ポイント266ポイント  (17子コメント)

It's why the ama came to an end

[–]neil1479 873ポイント874ポイント  (10子コメント)

"The Chiefs have to go to a meeting"

[–]TonyMangKb 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

They'll have a literal circlejerk!

[–]iRebelD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To discuss internet porn.

[–]Wombcorps 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

BRB, going to tug one off behind this bush. anyone got the wifi code?

[–]YourFavoriteDeity 974ポイント975ポイント  (15子コメント)

We did it Reddit!

[–]Fewbuffalo 202ポイント203ポイント  (7子コメント)

Not again....

[–]Hellman109 74ポイント75ポイント  (5子コメント)

Im pretty sure he's the boston bomber!

[–]its_only_pauly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blue Robe guy.... I was wonder what came of blue robe guy.

[–]ThatCoolBritishGuy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit needs to stop doing things

[–]hezdokwow 103ポイント104ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Whole tribe starves to death after becoming exposed to Internet porn."

[–]SelectaRx 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, but we probably shouldn't have...

[–]gdj11 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's gonna be a single Maasai village that possess exceptional strength in their right arms.

[–]BigShooterGaming 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't think I'd feel dirty coming to this ama... man if I died and got placed under a tree by the Maasai, I'm getting eaten by a fucking hyena. Fuck.

[–]chiwaffle 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the hell, reddit

[–]Im_A_SLOTH_AMA 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know about you but this has been a productive day for me.

[–]MelleniumFalcone 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you forget about the Prime Directive?!

[–]my_name_is_cooler 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

In 50 years we can look back and say "I was there when this entire culture first saw a black-chinese midget getting banged by 5 guys". It's a proud moment for all of us, gonna go update the resume.

[–]Jortss 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roll out the diseased blankets!

[–]KingArgazdan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey hey, how do you mean we, it was you all along.

[–]Bloody_Hangnail 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure they know Lisa Ann personally.

[–]CokeTastesGood39 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This sounds like a scene straight from the Book of Mormon.

[–]RedditTipiak 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"And you see, grandson, this is how I brought about the end of an entire culture in Africa"

[–]the_new_guy15 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep it well away from the Maasai.

[–]IsThisNameTaken7 101ポイント102ポイント  (22子コメント)

Thank goodness. Sometimes developing-world men think porn is a documentary, which makes problems for visiting Western women.

[–]cavelioness 208ポイント209ポイント  (11子コメント)

Hell, sometimes first-world men think porn is a documentary, which makes problems for anyone they're intimate with...

[–]BIGJFRIEDLI 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

WAIT WAIT, I'm applying to be a pizza delivery boy for NOTHING?!

[–]Rapejelly 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Back door sluts 9.... Isn't a documentary??

[–]AnusesAreMuchTighter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, it was staged. Backdoor Sluts 8, however, was quite real.

[–]MuonManLaserJab -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

But...but...but Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 2 look like Naughty Nurses 3!

[–]IsThisNameTaken7 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

But hopefully they meet a First World woman more or less immediately after watching their first porno, who disabuses them of the notion.

[–]cavelioness 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Considering they have access to the internet and are watching their first pornos years before they are dating or not too embarrassed to tell anyone they're watching pornos, it usually doesn't happen right away.

[–]karmacorn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sad but all too often true.

[–]onacloverifalive 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

What's for better or worse depending on your perspective, for very attractive and successful western men AND women, porn IS a documentary.

[–]cavelioness 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Spit is not an adequate lube for anal no matter how rich and attractive you are. Sorry if that bursts your bubble in any way.

[–]sciphre 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depends on her day... And her diet.

Suffice to say, sometimes it's amazing.

[–]THIS_IS_CHARR 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Do you have any evidence for this lol? I know a lot of Indonesians with foreign girlfriends, and I'm crying with laughter imagining them trying to say "gobble that cock you slut" or earnestly cumming on their SO's face.

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    [–]IsThisNameTaken7 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    "Rape culture" as I assume you meant, existed way before porn.

    [–]Josent 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Well tape culture works too since the original porn videos were tapes.

    [–]LongUsername 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The original porn videos were flipbooks.

    [–]unfair_bastard -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    See North African refugees in Europe....

    [–]metaltrite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    well porn wasn't related to why they do the shit they do

    [–]cellygirl 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They're right, though. That's not how many women act and look. A twist of foresight, in my eyes.

    [–]otterscotch 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well to be fair, most of it isn't real, so they're spot-on with that.

    [–]twelvend 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    think it is photos of things that are not real.

    Are you sure they don't have internet?

    [–]acmercer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They could tell from the pixels.

    [–]NotADumbMan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well, to be fair, porn isn't real.

    [–]GrahamSmitWellington 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wait, do they only know about America in the West?

    [–]demonspawn79 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They just saw recently on phone, think it is photos of things that are not real.

    These Maasai dudes learn pretty fast. =)

    [–]wensul 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Most of it's fake anyways.

    [–]windsostrange 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    think it is photos of things that are not real

    And they're correct.

    [–]High_in_Novac -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love how you answered that, but not 100 of the other important questions

    [–]TheModsLie -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They dont believe in things that they can see but they believe in things that they cant see? What?

    [–]fez1o1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Good job, you wiped a whole tribe out. GG. Now you just have to put it on a resume

    [–]duckvimes_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Asking the important questions here.

    [–]ScampAndFries 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Also what kind of Pokemon do you get there?

    [–]hafetysazard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Datooga are traditional enemies. I was told the name of their tribe is basically used to mean enemy.

    [–]MrSyaoranLi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    what a fucking question! lmfao