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[–]RedCanadaI cucked John Miller[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (3子コメント)

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A final response to the "Tell me why Trump is racist".

A final response to the "Tell me why Trump is racist".

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A final response to the "Tell me why Trump is Crazy".

A final response to the "Tell me why Trump is a fascist".

Also, the Trumpkins are salty as fuuuck. Joke's on them though, I just hit ignore and never see reports on this post ever again. They literally did nothing.

[–]Ol_Gimlet_Eye 1451ポイント1452ポイント  (68子コメント)

Good on ya Ted you horrible shitbird.

[–]object_on_my_desk 284ポイント285ポイント  (21子コメント)

pretty much sums up how I'm feeling right now.

[–]Minsc__and__Boo 389ポイント390ポイント  (20子コメント)

  • Attacks his wife, publicly calling her a hag

  • Accuses his dad of being behind the JFK assassination

And here Cruz is, standing up to this classless bully with a twitter account.

[–]jonnyp11 185ポイント186ポイント  (13子コメント)

I saw the JFK thing earlier, but I forgot about Trump insulting his wife, along with numerous insults to Ted himself I'm sure.

They call the left cucks all day, but boo the shit outta the one guy that holds his ground

Edit: earlier autocorrect decided cuck=fuck, but cucks=cycle? Get your shit together Google...

[–]DanburyBaptist 104ポイント105ポイント  (10子コメント)

I don't care who you are, it takes guts to face that down in your own party with the whole country watching.

[–]HakeemAbdullah 116ポイント117ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ted "Neville Longbottom" Cruz

[–]Echaen 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah yes, well done Slytherin... however...

[–]locallyunscene 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, Cruz is totally Draco. Acts horrible shit because he thinks he deserves better, but not willing to endorse metaphorical Hitler for the same reasons.

[–]Anagoth9 59ポイント60ポイント  (3子コメント)

True, then again the previous Republican Speaker of the House called him "Lucifer in the flesh", so I'm pretty sure he doesn't give two fucks what the party thinks of him at this point.

[–]kthanx 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

Everybody in the GOP already hated him, so it's nothing new.

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you," -Lindsey Graham

[–]DanburyBaptist 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Graham thinks he's a funny guy. But it's quite false that "everyone in the party hates Cruz." Millions of Republicans voted for him. It is specifically the entrenched politicians in Washington that he's been fighting the past few years who hate him.

[–]TitoTheMidgetLow-Energy Cuck 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, sure - but then again, Graham was only talking about Republican politicians, not Republican voters. Clearly, at the very least, Texas Republicans like Cruz better than any alternative offered by Texas Democrats. But Graham isn't the only one to express the sentiment that basically everyone in the Senate hates him.

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      [–]Strug-ga-ling 154ポイント155ポイント  (17子コメント)

      http://imgur.com/THzxhsN

      [–]HIFDLTYRECORD: CORRECTED 27ポイント28ポイント  (12子コメント)

      Holy fucking shit the ticker underneath lmao

      [–]colonelnebulous 8ポイント9ポイント  (10子コメント)

      I haven't been to mass in years, what does that Latin mean?

      [–]WalrusofApathy 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

      It's Lorem Ipsum, the Latin doesn't actually mean anything, it's just a bunch of random words and meaningless phrases strung together.

      It normally used as a block of text that editors use to fill in space while they show off the graphical look of a document or presentation, or anywhere that needs text to look right but they don't want to actually have to write in anything.

      [–]cataclysmic_angel 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

      In this case, it looks like an incantation to summon a demon. Seems fitting for the RNC

      [–]Butthole__Pleasures 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Why would they need to summon another one? They already nominated him.

      [–]cataclysmic_angel 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      They still need their pick for Supreme Court?

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            [–]Ol_Gimlet_Eye 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Post that shit everywhere!

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              [–]GumdropGoober 110ポイント111ポイント  (24子コメント)

              At least he has a sense of honor.

              Being Chris Christie and mostly engaging others during the campaign, or Scott Walker and bailing out early is one thing-- but people like Rubio and Cruz would be spineless to support Trump.

              If someone talked about myself or my family like Trump did, I'd burn the fucker's house down, not endorse him for president.

              [–]Punchee 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Sense of honor, defaulting the government.

              Pick one.

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                  [–]Iowa_Viking 1902ポイント1903ポイント  (123子コメント)

                  This is like cheering for Saruman if he suddenly decided to give Sauron the finger but kept attacking Rohan, but fuck it. Good for Cruz.

                  [–]RutherfordBHayes 791ポイント792ポイント  (45子コメント)

                  "If Hitler invaded Hell I would at least give a favourable reference to the Devil in the House of Commons"

                  -Churchill

                  [–]Troppin 438ポイント439ポイント  (29子コメント)

                  "Scotch scotch scotch, in my belly."

                  -Churchill

                  [–]Hot_Wheels_guyTRUMPSTER FIRE 558ポイント559ポイント  (16子コメント)

                  "Scotch scotch scotch, in my belly." -Churchill

                  -Michael Scott

                  -Melania Trump

                  edit: if anyone else really wants to gild this comment then please gild the person I stole it from instead https://np.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4ts1vv/melanias_speechwriter_takes_blame_for_plagiarism/d5k28hx

                  edit2: I just now realized the irony in my having plagiarized this comment. I am what's wrong with america.

                  [–]Butthole__Pleasures 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  I am what's wrong with america

                  Jesus, you're an immigrant, too?

                  [–]Lotr29 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

                  "Scotch scotch scotch, in my belly." -Churchill

                  -Michael Scott

                  -Melania Trump

                  -Michelle Obama

                  [–]JustALumpOfCanadium 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  "Scotch scotch scotch, in my belly." -Churchill

                  -Michael Scott

                  -Melania Trump

                  -Michelle Obama

                  Barack Saddam Hussein Obama

                  [–]Sester58 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  "Scotch scotch scotch, in my belly." -Churchill

                  -Michael Scott

                  -Melania Trump

                  -Michelle Obama

                  Barack Saddam Hussein Obama

                  Voltaire

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                      [–]Longshorebroom0 56ポイント57ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      "Scotch, Scotch, Scotch, I love scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly"

                      [–]JustALumpOfCanadium 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Churchill was fortunate enough to drink that and not Trump "vodka".

                      [–]Strug-ga-ling 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      "TV's hard work. I don't know how the hell Angela Lansbury survived doing 'Murder, She Wrote' all those years." - Melania Trump

                      [–]RutherfordBHayes 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Cut the man some slack, they were rough times and it was the only way to make sure it didn't get blown up by V-2s

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                        [–]Dallywack3r 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        "We will nevaaaah surrendaaaaah"- Winston Churchill- Ted Cruz

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                          [–]FerrumFist 155ポイント156ポイント  (16子コメント)

                          A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

                          The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

                          Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

                          [–]HIFDLTYRECORD: CORRECTED 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          Real human being...and a real hero...

                          [–]Stuck_In_the_Matrix 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Get out of my head

                          [–]koticgood 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Can't believe I've never heard that before. Apparently it's a common parable, but more often told as "The Scorpion and the Frog" rather than Fox.

                          What a simple yet poignant, and very dark commentary on the reasoning behind horrible, seemingly illogical acts.

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                            [–]PhilosophersLegacya small loan of one hundred billion dollars 93ポイント94ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            Don't always find Bill Maher insightful or funny, but he nailed it when he said we need the help of a serial killer to take down another serial killer.

                            [–]Strug-ga-ling 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            So Cruz is like Dexter, only creepier.

                            [–]TimeAndOrSpacePirate 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Because he is THE ZODIAC KILLER.

                            [–]32LeftatT10 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Bill can be an asshole, that's his thing usually. But I still watch him mainly for the diversity of guests he has on. I try to not miss his show since the Politically Incorrect in the 90's.

                            [–]drake_tears 42ポイント43ポイント  (26子コメント)

                            The enemy of my enemy is my... friend?

                            edit: ted cruz is a lizard, this was supposed to be a joke.

                            Please laugh.

                            [–]IICVX 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
                            - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

                            [–]Jackpot777 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            "...the opposition was involved in its own civil war, and the President obeyed Napoleon’s maxim: Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself."

                            - Theodore H. White, "The Making of the President" (1965).

                            [–]UTLRev1312 40ポイント41ポイント  (6子コメント)

                            the guy who finally killed hitler was a stand up dude.

                            [–]godofallcows 47ポイント48ポイント  (13子コメント)

                            No. Fuck no. Cruz is still a fucking nightmare for he rest of us in Texas. Don't take this as some moment of redemption, he will still be a pest.

                            [–]peteftw 33ポイント34ポイント  (12子コメント)

                            For how incredibly shitty Ted cruz is... He's no trump.

                            What a bar to set. Like a prettiest turd competition.

                            [–]godofallcows 60ポイント61ポイント  (7子コメント)

                            Trump is just an egomaniac. Cruz is a fiercely intelligent weasel of a lawyer (who spent years working with SCOTUS cases and the like) who knows how to manipulate the system left and right and that combined with his religious zeal scares me more than Trump building a wall or a giant statue of his head in DC for us to remember him by. Cruz has always had a shitty personality if you look back at most of the people he ever worked with.

                            [–]made2order555 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            My mom worked with Cruz at a patent office. Apparently he's actually kind of a dweeb.

                            [–]godofallcows 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Dude bought a bunch of fucking chicken noodle soup after his honeymoon because his wife can't cook. He's an antisocial religious kid that didn't have enough interaction with the real world growing up and it turned him into a melty face monster.

                            Edit: for those that have missed it, his college roommate's twitter, filled with gold

                            [–]terrynutkinsfinger 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Trump doesn't have a shitty personality?

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                              [–]Hydra-Bob 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              There's the turd that gives you Hep A and the turd that gives you brain flukes. You can survive Hep A.

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                                  [–]Cormophyte 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  Idunno. I think, like our hypothetical Saruman, Cruz is just playing the long game while maintaining plausible deniability. He's pretty sure Trump will lose so he's going for the "I told you so", but he doesn't want anyone to say he was actually opposed.

                                  [–]Iowa_Viking 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  That's my mindset as well. If/when trump gets stumped, Cruz wants his hands as clean as possible for 2020.

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                                    [–]CAKE_EATER251 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                    You said "but fuck it" lol

                                    [–]sagan_drinks_cosmosvs. the Hair 54ポイント55ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                    As a gay man, an underappreciated aspect of the Cruz bombshell: nobody gives a shit about Milo Yiannopoulos anymore.

                                    Bye, Fellatia!

                                    [–]BeowulfChauffeur 35ポイント36ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                    To be fair I don't think many non-alt-rightists outside of reddit were ever aware of him. Most of the reactions I saw to today's news were "who?"

                                    [–]teapot112 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Well he sure milked his 15 minutes.

                                    [–]Airway 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    I've never heard of him other than one other time on reddit, and despite being on reddit for a couple hours, I had no idea he had "news" today.

                                    I'm pretty sure nobody normal cares/knows about this guy.

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                                      [–]OtterScotter 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      But my checkmark!

                                      [–]SenorMierdapost 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I don't think anybody outside of Vietnamese finger paiting congregations knows or gives a shit about Milo.

                                      [–]Zola_Rose 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      http://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/trump-pence-gif.gif

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                                        [–]goldenraven54 814ポイント815ポイント  (60子コメント)

                                        Looks like Trump's limos come without Cruz control.

                                        I'll show myself out

                                        [–]Strug-ga-ling 125ポイント126ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                        ayy

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                                        [–]Strug-ga-ling 43ポイント44ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                        NOT AGAIN

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                                        You're a big guy

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                                        GOOD GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE

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                                        [–]Strug-ga-ling 26ポイント27ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                        DONT ENCOURAGE IT

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                                            [–]Mr-Escobar 14ポイント15ポイント  (12子コメント)

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                                              [–]mimzy12 100ポイント101ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                              What an absolute shitshow this convention is

                                              [–]ElliottToDallas 36ポイント37ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                              Anything with Trump is considered a shitshow

                                              [–]thecolbra 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              If trump can't organize a convention how will he organize a country, I'm saying he's dead in the water after tonight

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                                                [–]barbedvelvet 381ポイント382ポイント  (65子コメント)

                                                Trump insulted Cruz's wife and insinuated his father had some kind of association with Lee Harvey Oswald. Of course he wasn't going to endorse lol

                                                [–]skinna93 126ポイント127ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                                Didn't he shit all over Chris Christie too though? And he pretty much became Trump's whipping boy.

                                                [–]VitruvianMonkey 178ポイント179ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                It only looks like that. Christie was actually hollowed out and the "Christie" you think you see is John Miller wearing his skin.

                                                [–]Geolosopher 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                The fact that I spent even a fraction of a second wondering if that could be possible says a lot about the state of our world right now.

                                                [–]VitruvianMonkey 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                This week has included Melania Trump blatantly plagiarizing the first lady and Roger Ailes being fired for being a creep (which, I honestly thought was part of the reason he was hired in the first place). ANYTHING is possible now, friend.

                                                I'm planning on flying into work tomorrow when I wake up as Superman.

                                                [–]barktreep 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                He's like the one farmer dude from the opening scene of Men in Black.

                                                [–]VitruvianMonkey 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                You just KNOW Christie has forced his wife to make him a glass of sugar water before.

                                                [–]Alpha_lemming 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Edger suit

                                                [–]unit0ne 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                I. Need. Sugar.

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                                                  [–]barbedvelvet 40ポイント41ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                  That's true. Cruz stuck around longer so there was more mud to sling and it was more recent. Chris Christie either has the memory of a peanut, the morals of a mafia boss or is in it for the cabinet position. My bet is a combination of all three.

                                                  [–]Troppin 31ポイント32ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                  I bet he won't even get the cabinet position. Trump will go "I lied to you. I don't care about you or anyone else. Go back to Jersey."

                                                  [–]Rabble-Arouser 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  He's got the moral backbone of an amoeba and everyone knows it.

                                                  [–]wonderful_wonton 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Christie & Trump are both insiders from the same politicial scene in their part of the country. I'm sure the NY Republicans hate Trump less than Texas or Utah Republicans.

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                                                    [–]tacoman452 23ポイント24ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                    Same with Ben Carson. Some politicians are more sell outs than others. It can also be due to how irrelevant Chris Christie was becoming compared to Cruz who still has a shot next election which hints that he senses that Trump is going to lose in the general.

                                                    [–]Rabble-Arouser 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    Everyone knows Christie has always been a spineless piece of shit though. Say what you will about Cruz, but he's a man of principle.

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                                                        [–]bretw 246ポイント247ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                        "vote your conscience."

                                                        TRIGGERED

                                                        [–]Farisr9k 126ポイント127ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                        This is the best part.

                                                        "Vote in a way that to you, individually, seems sensible."

                                                        HOW FUCKING DARE YOU I'LL KILL YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

                                                        [–]the_vizirSMITHERS, RELEASE THE MEDIA! 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        If you don't think exactly the way they do, YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA!!!

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                                                          [–]lic05 201ポイント202ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                          You know someone is horrible when people praise fucking Ted Cruz for not supporting him.

                                                          [–]p68 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                          And all the Trump supporters demanding Cruz "honor the pledge"? Holy fuck. Did they not see the first Republican debate when Trump was the only candidate on stage that refused to commit to it?

                                                          Our candidate wouldn't honor the pledge, but you should because fuck you!

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                                                            [–]PM_ME_UR_SPORK_GIRL 460ポイント461ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                            YOU GUYS I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF THIS 18D SUPER SECRET VIRTUAL REALITY WATER POLO WE'RE PLAYING IS REALLY GONNA WORK

                                                            [–]zippedi 358ポイント359ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                            Wow. Respect to Ted Cruz.

                                                            I'd never vote for the slimy cunt, but respect.

                                                            [–]keyree 75ポイント76ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I gained respect for Ted Cruz. From -10000 to -9999.

                                                            [–]ward0630 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            My feelings exactly.

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                                                              [–]marisam7 318ポイント319ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                              I never thought I would say I had respect for Ted Cruz.

                                                              Even the Zodiac killer wants to save America from Cheeto Hitler

                                                              [–]LordoftheScheisseFucksWithCucks 472ポイント473ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                              How to cuck an entire convention: with Ted Cruz.

                                                              [–]Phunk131 106ポイント107ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                              The Zodiac sends his regards.

                                                              [–]arghabargh 60ポイント61ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                              The conventions supposed to be a free throw for whichever candidate.

                                                              Donald Trump out here pulling an Andre Drummond.

                                                              [–]VitruvianMonkey 95ポイント96ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                              And then Mike Pence's boring speech? You don't follow up thrash metal with stadium rock. Has the GOP never made a mix tape?

                                                              [–]RutherfordBHayes 97ポイント98ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                              They tried, but Ben Carson kept breaking them because he heard Satanic messages when he played them backwards.

                                                              [–]General_Kony 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              mixtape

                                                              GOP

                                                              Pick one guy, you don't get both

                                                              [–]ajswdf 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                              Pence's speech wasn't that bad, it showed why Trump picked him. It wasn't amazing by any stretch of the imagination, but it was a home run for the base.

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                                                                [–]the_vizirSMITHERS, RELEASE THE MEDIA! 193ポイント194ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                Tonight, I'm personally retiring the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" meme.

                                                                I mean, there's plenty of other insults to fling at the self-persecuted Bible-thumping dominionist, but he's earned this one.

                                                                [–]Hyperiok 202ポイント203ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                Can we keep www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com, at least?

                                                                [–]mindcracked 87ポイント88ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                "Ted Cruz is only one being and not several."

                                                                -Guy Manderson

                                                                I'm dead now

                                                                [–]Hot_Wheels_guyTRUMPSTER FIRE 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                "Ted Cruz is only one being and not several."
                                                                -Guy Manderson

                                                                -Melania Trump

                                                                [–]Jakeola1 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                "Ted Cruz is only one being and not several."
                                                                -Guy Manderson

                                                                -Melania Trump

                                                                -Michelle Obama

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                                                                  [–]tcima5 52ポイント53ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  Goddamn I love this election.

                                                                  [–]Troppin 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  Right? I was excited almost two years ago for Bush v. Clinton: American Monarchy. But this has just been too much.

                                                                  [–]IAmTheRedWizards 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  I gets more bizarre every day. I keep thinking it'll calm down and it keeps ramping up the crazy.

                                                                  [–]the_vizirSMITHERS, RELEASE THE MEDIA! 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Of course! He's only earned one insult retirement at the moment, and Zodiac Killer was a bit overplayed anyways.

                                                                  [–]berniebrah 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Vincent Adultman: I did a business.

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                                                                    [–]nicereddy 45ポイント46ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                    The Zodiac Killer has gotten his final kill.

                                                                    [–]BlitzKraig1 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                    If Cruz showed up on stage in the paper bag mask and killed Trump, then I would officially have nothing left to live for, I'd have seen it all.

                                                                    [–]geodebug 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                    You're right. Ted Cruz may be a living wax statue of Ted Cruz but we can give him that much for his effort.

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                                                                      [–]royalstaircase 106ポイント107ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                      I disagree with Ted Cruz on almost everything, but I kind of really love him right now after that speech. I'm glad there's still people with the integrity to speak up when their own political party is being driven off a cliff.

                                                                      [–]ASigIAm213Cuck 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                      He only stands for himself. But that's a good thing when you're even marginally better than the alternative.

                                                                      [–]Zola_Rose 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                      Same. I despise him, and disagree with him strongly on policy. But, it takes a shit ton of nerve to face your party and defy them, especially in his position. Probably a smart move (calculated gamble) on his part in the long-term, if Trump loses.

                                                                      While Cruz was already disliked by a number of his colleagues, and tended to defy them anyway (the shutdown, specifically), it was still a ballsy move. And it has earned some degree of respect from me, for not bowing down to Trump like so many others in his party have.

                                                                      [–]InsomniacsUnite 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      He's what I miss about the GOP. I never agreed with them but at least I respected them for believing in what they said they did. Meanwhile trump takes a massive shit on what is reasonable and sets up a demagogue on the grave of the GOP that was respectable

                                                                      [–]catkoalaLogic and reason $hill 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                      Meh let's not get carried away. I wouldn't say I respect him for believing that discrimination against gays or outlawing abortion is A-OK. He has balls for upstaging Trump at the convention, but I'm not going to suddenly pretend that I respect his Bible-thumping policy positions.

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                                                                          [–]s-c- 54ポイント55ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                          Guys, he never surrenders

                                                                          [–]BlitzKraig1 43ポイント44ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BtuqUX934U

                                                                          [–]ostrich_semenCHILDLESS SINGLE MEN WHO MASTURBATE TO ANIME 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Oh god my sides

                                                                          [–]heterosis 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Never gets old

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                                                                          holy shit ayy

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                                                                          [–]kirkl3s 81ポイント82ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                          I hate that man - but goddammit if I don't respect him so much right now.

                                                                          [–]613codyrex 50ポイント51ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                          The man has always been a intelligent psychopath to me. Very cold and calculating (hense his reputation from the Senate) but very smart in what he does.

                                                                          Hell if i was to talk about conflicting ideologies I would hate him, me and most people would. . But I wouldn't hesitate for a second to take him as a lead debater or lawyer if given the chance. He is not to be underestimated.

                                                                          I've come to respect him for that.

                                                                          [–]Luna288 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Exactly. I appreciate that he's intelligent but I just don't agree with him. And that's the thing with people that smart and calculating, they're not going to just do whatever you say. Trump was dumb in even inviting him, he would never endorse him.

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                                                                              [–]PourJarsInReservoirs 73ポイント74ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                              This was Cruz's equivalent of Tupac's "Hit Em Up" - I fucked Melania you Orange Motherfucker!

                                                                              [–]Sandshrew_Jackson 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Now I'm here to set the record straight

                                                                              with my weird face I'm still da 'pub that you love to hate

                                                                              [–]pandas795Ma, the chickens are loose in /r/the_Donald again 52ポイント53ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                              Ayyyy lmao

                                                                              [–]osjcw 31ポイント32ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                              Does anyone have a link to this... non endorsement? Like did he say something or is it that he didn't say anything and thats the cool part?

                                                                              [–]hithenamesjay 55ポイント56ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                              Here's the whole vid. Nothing that entertaining expect the boos and Cruz's shit eating grin.

                                                                              edit: he also says "vote you conscious" lol that really pissed 'em off

                                                                              [–]AsamiWithPrep 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                              @19:35

                                                                              [–]PhilosophersLegacya small loan of one hundred billion dollars 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              oh shit. It was even better the second time.

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                                                                                [–]Almedinz 28ポイント29ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                Basically said vote for who you believe is best

                                                                                [–]nb4hnp 56ポイント57ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                And this made republicans angry

                                                                                Then again, what doesn't?

                                                                                [–]Troppin 103ポイント104ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                Mass shootings.

                                                                                [–]VitruvianMonkey 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                *invalid if shooter is non-white and/or non-christian.

                                                                                [–]bakdom146 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Unless the shooter is darker than a tan white person, then they're furious.

                                                                                [–]sgthombre 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                The opening scene of Mississippi Burning.

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                                                                                  [–]TheGyanreyer[S] 36ポイント37ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                  Here's a short clip of the point in his speech where it went down: https://youtu.be/Iy5PZR5UdJ4

                                                                                  Then people started chanting trying to get an endorsement out of him, he refused, and then there was some more booing and shouting. Here's a video of the crowd: https://twitter.com/gmoomaw/status/755944853519818753

                                                                                  Edit: here's the full speech if you want to see it, the drama starts at around 19 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythfH1KhNKU

                                                                                  [–]JCiLee 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  IMO the "drama" doesn't start at 19 minutes. It's the entire speech. You have to watch the entire speech for the full effect. The entire speech includes language that echoes much of the sentiments of Trump critics. I caught on at 6:55 when he mentions that the U.S. is not run by a dictator. Seems to be intentional wording for a speech that aims to subtly attack an authoritarian strongman.

                                                                                  He never talks about strength, might, or greatness. He talks about freedom and the constitution. He avoided the typical Trumpian talking points in favor of his own. He says to cast aside anger for love. He says hatred is tearing America apart. And shockingly for Cruz, he defends Muslims, atheists, and gays. What a toppsy-turvey moment that was. These things are anathema to the Trump ticket.

                                                                                  I despise Cruz, and obviously disagree with significant portions of the speech. It seems that people are hung up on the non-endorsement. But the speech itself was rhetorically brilliant. It opens up with a bait-and-switch to get people listening, then he delivers the message without alienating the negative audience, saying many things that the negative audience probably agrees with, then slowly builds up to the "moment." And when the "moment" happens, he selectively uses the word "conscience," a buzzword for anti-Trumpers in the GOP, who wished for the delegates to vote with their conscience. Oh, and it is delivered it in a way that makes you finally realize why he is a well-regarded college debate champion. And of course it is topped by the simple audacity of Cruz delivering it at this Trump convention.

                                                                                  The speech made me really glad that Trump won the nomination as opposed to Cruz. Cruz is terrifying, and he demonstrated the persuasive ability and oratorical skills to actually defeat Hillary Clinton in a 1v1 debate.

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                                                                                    [–]Parsleymagnet 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    Ted Cruz knows that after Trump's landslide loss this year, Trump and everyone associated with him is going to be completely toxic in national politics. He's just getting ahead of the curve so in four years he can say "I never bowed to Trump, I stand for true conservative principles" and other such bullshit.

                                                                                    Dude's a fucking rat but it was still nice to hear he didn't endorse Trump.

                                                                                    [–]Broddi 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    This moment reminds me of a time 8 years ago when John Mccain, who I disagree with on most policy issues, got booed by his own supporters for showing the most basic respect and decency towards his opponent Obama.

                                                                                    The sheer insanity of what those supporters in the video are saying is beyond belief, and it is exactly bullshit of that magnitude which Trump has successfully used for his campaign. I've been watching this video every time I have needed a dose of anti-bullshit in the past months. It works!

                                                                                    It takes balls to stand in front of a room full of charged supporters and tell them something they don't want to hear. Trump and other pure populists remind me of those alien monsters in Rick & Morty who try to manipulate and control people by injecting memories into their brains. The only way they could be distinguished from real people was the fact that they were only capable of showering their victims with happy memories that made them feel good. If there was any evidence of Trump being able to tell a crowd something they didn't want to hear he might deserve at least that tiny bit of respect, but there is absolutely none. The only case you might argue were in the debates, but those people were supporters of other candidates and not the ones he was addressing. Otherwise, he will say whatever people in that particular room want to hear, even if it clashes with something he said to other people the day before.

                                                                                    Mccain in that video and Cruz at the convention may be aware of what they are doing and even self-serving (in Cruz's case), but the fact they are not willing to throw any and every principle under the bus when faced with a charged or angry crowd deserves at least the most basic of respects.

                                                                                    [–]JosefStallion 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                    Huh I was totally certain that after several month of Trump insulting him, questioning his character, and insinuating his dad was behind the JFK assassination that Ted would offer his total support for him.

                                                                                    [–]welcome-to-costco 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    Trump's tiny hands cannot cup even one of Ted's huge balls.

                                                                                    [–]floptimus_prime 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    I'm so proud of that despicable little twerp. I mean it. Convention STUMPED.

                                                                                    [–]WorseThanHipsterI'm Cuckoo for Cuckold Puffs! 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    WHAT ARE THE UNITS?!

                                                                                    [–]SocksElGato 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                    I never thought I would actually say this but Cruz has earned some respect for going into the Lion's Den and refusing to fall in line.

                                                                                    [–]dal33t 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    Goddammit Cruz, don't make this die-hard, born-and-raised, secular humanist social democrat have to praise you.

                                                                                    [–]TimSPC 53ポイント54ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                                    Let's not pretend Ted Cruz did this out of principle. Ted Cruz did this out of spite and jealous and because he thinks he can run in 2020. This was political opportunism.

                                                                                    [–]jb4427 50ポイント51ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                    And the rest of his speech was firmly to the center of what he's been saying for years. Everyone was so distracted by the non-endorsement, nobody seemed to notice the part where he said gay people have the protection of the bill of rights...this is 2020 Ted Cruz.

                                                                                    [–]aelendel 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                    this is 2020 Ted Cruz.

                                                                                    The distant future

                                                                                    The year 2000

                                                                                    [–]sgthombre 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    Ted Cruz no longer says 'yes', he says 'affirmative.'

                                                                                    [–]jordanissport 95ポイント96ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                    He might've done it out of spite but he might genuinely feel that Trump is not qualified and who the hell are we kidding, there's no way this dude is even remotely qualified

                                                                                    [–]Drm05c 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    Marco Rubio: Let’s dispel with this fiction that Ted Cruz doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

                                                                                    [–]Zemyla 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    Well, also, Cruz was pissed that Trump attacked his family. That's probably a factor.

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                                                                                      [–]General_Kony 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                      Mods we should temporarily turn this into a Ted Cruz themed subreddit. Or at least change the css so everyone's name isduspladed as "Ted Cruz" if even only for a day

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