You fuckers make me feel like a man again. Shit, I'm not saying it's all roses and sunshine overhere on this reddit, but still, you guys for the most part rock.

Truck driver over on my end. About to rant away. Dickface powers engage! Fuck, I could go out of my way and shave and crap every day. But fuck, getting a motel day after day just costs a lot of money. Truck stop showers are a thing, but mostly they're pretty gross. Fuck, motels can tend to be gross, so just imagine truckstop showers now. So yeah, I'm an unshaven unshowered asshole half the time. I don't do this to customers mind you. well, ok, I do the unshaven thing a lot, but still.

So drive all fucking day and then it's what? Some TGI Friday if I'm lucky and more likely some shithole iron skillet at some shithole truckstop where why in the fuck if I know people want to bring their family for dinner.

Why the fucking hell do you bring your kids to a truckstop and have dinner? Can anyone clue me in on this? It boggles my fucking mind.

On a positive note, there are "driver only" sections at a whole lot of trucker spots, but man...feels bad still. I'm sure the original idea was you man, you're hauling 29 tons of bullshit somewhere, sit here and we'll expidite you. Nowadays it's more like sit here and "hey kids, look at the child molesters". Fuck.

Ha, argh, where am I going with all this negativity you might ask? Haha, fuck, a shotgun in my mouth apparently. But nah, you fuckers are like a lifeline for me. I thank you for it. I'm not some child molester monster just because I've been on the road and haven't had a decent place to shave or shower or whatever. I'm not a bad person despite stupid broads just basing my morals and whatnot purely on how hot they think I am. Nah man, chicks fucking suck ass for the most part. You fuckers help me rise above. I'm greatful. Cheers fuckers.

Haha, fuck, in hindsight that was maybe depressing, but fuck it. I'm actually done with trucking and enjoying early retirement. So yeah. Cheers fuckers.

Edit: semi retired, whiskey cancer and whatnot will probably be the death of me. At which point, yeah kids, do as I say not as i do. Dont be a maniac whiskey drinker crack addict like me (had a crazy black chick in my car one time actually offered me some crack. Weird times eh?). Nah, just I dunno, life could be so much worse and if I can semi make it you fuckers can too. Trying in my own stupid way to give you guys a bit of hope.

This old guy? We all gotta die. I ended up on the short end of the stick starting out. Gave way too many fucks about women, what they thought, etc. Now? Hahahaha, fuck. I'm the crazy fucker in the club supposing that were my thing even. But yeah, now. Don't give a fuck. Argh, not that I'm telling you to just go around fucking it up whenever. But if it's called for, by all means. Has served me well lately. And no time is a better time than the present.