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[–]spoofexKing Cantona[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (14子コメント)

FYI, someone who has posted in here is shadowbanned. We can't see who though.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 47ポイント48ポイント  (14子コメント)

With today's developments, feeling really good about the upcoming season, really think we could push for titles, this is definitely our year. Here's why:

  • Destroyed Wigan 2-0 recently
  • Top Class manager, easily the best in the world
  • Can attract world-class players even without CL
  • Bought a serious young prospect at CB
  • A quality £35m RW
  • Brought in easily the best free transfer ever
  • On brink of signing one of the best attacking midfielders in the world. Haters say he's overpriced but it takes big money to prise one of the best players away from that mighty team in black & white stripes
  • All this while expertly dealing with the departure of our best player of the last 20 years

It truly is a great time to be a red!

I've been drinking wine while modding

[–]iAmNotVladamirPutinMartial 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

This confused the fuck out of me at first

[–]CalcuttaCup 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know it's early days, but I genuinely feel like it's a bullet dodged by avoiding Klopp. That's such a phenomenally underwhelming transfer window given their budget.

They can't attract Zlatan & Pogba level players but they can surely aim a little higher than Sadio Mané with their money & prestige - they've been to 2 CL finals in the last decade & the EL final last season.

I get the feeling he's going to be the counter attack philosophy version of Wenger in the PL. He'll keep them in the top 7 every season playing beautiful football but crumble under pressure, consistently fail to make the necessary big signings and plague the squad with injuries every time he has some momentum.

He's a phenomenal manager but he has such a small club mentality. A bit like Bielsa, he really doesn't have it in him to manage elite players.

[–]babsk988All over you like a Rash 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Careful Pat, don't want to get an MUI!

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pat counters with MOU

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

For real. Last time I got drunk on reddit I got banned from /r/soccer for 14 days and started the Pre-Season roasts. They're doing well though, which is nice.

[–]cristiano10sMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

What did you do/say to get banned?

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Made a joke in poor taste.

[–]cookie1254Rafael 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That joke was pretty damn good tbf, you didn't deserve to be banned.

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, time and a place. Works on an open mic in Camden, reddit not so much.

[–]BloodyMess111 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel like you're poking fun at another team here.

[–]conliay 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

All right, I'm gonna just quote SAF in the situation right now.

"When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate I check under the sauce to make sure. They are the inventors of the smokescreen."

So I don't buy any bullshits for now even it's from tier 1 sources, not until our official twitter posts his image in our kit.

[–]cristiano10sMartial 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am sticking by my belief that Juve leaked false info about Madrid wanting Pogba to speed up the deal. Especially when you consider the Spanish papers are still saying Madrid are out of the deal.

Still, the longer the deal takes to complete, the higher chance there is of Madrid swooping in. Just get it done Woody! Please?

[–]zijnokm 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sticking to my belief that Madrid offered a bigger transfer fee & more wages but Pogba rejected Madrid because he only loves United.

Also, because we're the biggest club in the universe. (UK, India, China & America are basically 80% of the relevant part of the universe anyway.)

[–]rayray604Van Persie 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Pogba?

[–]cookie1254Rafael 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pogba.

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttp://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pogba!

[–]is-an-antRooney 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

the difference one man can make.. bloody fucking hell

[–]BlackBossalini 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

I wonder who we'll sell, and if Pogba is signed, will we bring in other players to strengthen the squad?

I wouldn't mind Fabinho, if the rumors are true.

[–]yuma712Shaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe TFM to midfield and sell one CM and sign Fabinho. Fabinho, Darmian will keep it competitive.

[–]knoxisback -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata prolly sold, don't know how he can fit in midfield now at all

[–]tammodi 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here's a few bits and bobs from the news/transfers/rumours/etc that aren't worth their own posts on the subreddit



Pogba

Express - Pogba's agent to net £18m if Pogba transfers to United

Daily Star - The star have the fee at £105m and even have an embedded video of Mourinho playing pokemon lol

Metro - Interestingly, Metro say Juventus' director has denied that any contact had been made on Pogba as of an hour after I type this, seems to go back to an interview with Sportitalia

There's about 100 more links saying a fee has been agreed with Juventus and that it'll likely be concluded very soon.



Varane

101 Great Goals - Mourinho apparently wants him at United but the 23 year old has said he's staying at Real Madrid.

Peninsula - Yet everybody's favourite Qatari newspaper think it's plausible that Varane joins us...



Rooney

Daily Star - Rooney tried his hand at speaking chinese and has received a fair bit of piss taking on twitter, (video in article)



Tuanzebe

Goal - Axel's given an interview and says this season is his opportunity and says that Mourinho is backing him strongly, full interview in article



Bonucci!?

Yep, ESPN claim we're after Bonucci while currently negotiating with Juve for Pogba. Chelsea and City are also reportedly interested and Juve want £50m

MEN - Manchester Evening News believe City are likely to sign bonucci, no mention of United in the article.



Wilson

Quite a few sources talking about Wilson exiting.

West Brom, Hull, Fulham are after him according to Express

Telegraph seem to think we're actually open to moving him on at just 20

Daily mail say he's not for sale, but open for loan

90 min say he's set for Fulham loan

Daily Star believe 12 clubs are in for him!



Well that's all I picked up today, anything I missed?

[–]knoxisback 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lmao at the bonucci link. i remember when i actually gave some credence to "espn sources." joke of a news platform for football.

[–]legendofpiManchester United 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This season is gearing up to be a lot of fun!

[–]kristianj99De Gea 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Inb4 Pogba unveiled with on 23rd with our new kit

[–]cristiano10sMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't wait that long, I want off this wild ride

[–]ddgsancPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

2 days aint that long

[–]cristiano10sMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, especially considering we have a game one day

[–]Entrepreneur_GirlJosé Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

The targets we have wanted this window we have gotten them! It's so refreshing

[–]clg93 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

1 more to go! Not time to breathe easily just yet!

[–]Entrepreneur_GirlJosé Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like mourinho said, once the 4th player comes, we breathe.

[–]earthtologan 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm at full mast boys

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]tammodi 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What is the original gif even from? I've seen it parodied so many times and I've never known what it even is.

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Game of Thrones.

SPOILER

The guy posed as Wenger had his dick cut off by the guy posing as Mou.

[–]selotipkusutMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The wild ride is too much for me. I'm gonna take a break.

[–]hofernBeckham 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need Paul

[–]Vetro777Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we land Pogba, will this be the greatest transfer window in history?