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[–]24cal 62ポイント63ポイント  (3子コメント)

Welcome brother! :)

[–]handyandy727 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

I like this comment. That's a nice comment.

[–]priceisalright 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like your comment. It's nice too.

[–]theoriginalviking 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some might even say we have the best comments.

[–]hardcore_softie 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

While we certainly won't dock you points for your side of double double, as an American you should be aware that getting your freedom fries animal style is perfectly patriotic.

[–]DESR95 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I usually like getting two 4x4's with a side of animal style fries. Do I get extra points?

[–]Moisturizer 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lots of extra points on your bloodwork. Worth it.

[–]DESR95 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm an athlete though, so that helps 😁

[–]bg-j38 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I was in college my roommate and I used to go do weight training and then head over to McDonalds. We had an ongoing challenge to see who could eat eight cheeseburgers in the fewest bites. I wasn't ever able to do it, but he was eventually able to stuff an entire cheeseburger in his mouth without taking any bites out of it.

[–]CaptainCimmeria 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you show the patriots over at /r/MURICA?

[–]GooseDiggles 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Heavy breathing

[–]Minerva89 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This should come free with citizenship.

In fact, they should make you put your right hand on an In and Out burger when you take the oath.

[–]rugspecialist 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

The famous 4x4 on their secret menu. Almost too good, for those wondering

[–]morkman100 -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's too much cheese. 4x2 is where it's at. With medium patties.

[–]rugspecialist 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're referring to the 2x4, 2 slices of cheese and 4 meat patties. In-N-Out only serves their meat their own glorious way. Now I know what what I'm eating for lunch

[–]morkman100 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Negative. MEAT X CHEESE. You ask for a 2x4 they are giving you 2 meat, and 4 cheese (or a piece of wood).

[–]HowIsntBabbyFormed 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

One of us. One of us.

[–]DrSpacemanSpliff 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats awesome dude.

[–]Spiralyst 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Animal style, please!

[–]Dereliction 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're gonna fit right in.

[–]Capital_Punisher 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

A: Congratulations

B: Great choice

[–]thecoffee 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Should have gotten your Constitution animal style.

[–]pissclamato 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No shit, that sauce they put on the Bill of Rights is amazing!

[–]Sveenee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guys at /r/murica would love this x-posted to them. They love a good "immigrant becoming one of us" story.

[–]Turbosuperfastlaser1 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Second order of business - Buy a Pontiac Trans Am and blast Guns and Roses song Welcome to the Jungle while riding through the streets my American brother. Do this for you. Do this for America.

[–]Guesticles_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Guns and Roses is always a nice choice.

I feel like Born in the USA would be even better. You can skip the actual meaning of the song and just repeat "BORN IN THE USA".

Seems more American that way.

[–]CowboyState 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gettin it done!!

[–]Cyberjag 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks amazing...

[–]loudmouthedmonkey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That company's so murican they even include hidden bible verses on their packaging!

[–]ChooseWisely72 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congratulations man! I always just call them "fries". And there's nothing more American than saying yes to the question "You want fries with that?" :) Welcome fellow citizen!

[–]sarcasmcannon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought In'N'Out when I read the title. Pleasantly surprised.

[–]iamabiz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck yes!!!!

[–]AvalonC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congratulations! Welcome to the US!

[–]You_Stealthy_Bastard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, I grew up in California and I miss In N Out a much. Enjoy that burger for me, fellow American.

[–]chew_and_swallow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone over at /r/murica once told a person celebrating their citizenship "You've always been an American. It just took a while to sort out the paperwork."

Thank you for choosing us!

[–]beer_is_tasty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good choice. If you want to be extra American, get some root beer with that sucker.

[–]yakmulligan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wipes tear from eye

....from sea to shining sea.

[–]ChiefChickenPaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You did it right!

[–]kmk4ue84 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome fellow American! Happy to call you my brother.

[–]shatteredpatterns 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome! Welcome to your new home! Just watch out for the American tradition of heart disease.

[–]sprocketous 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With dedication, I'm certain you'll be as fat as us in no time!

[–]rIse_four_ten_ten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well it's all downhill from there on out. Can't beat In-n-out

[–]hockeyguy013 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Man that looks good. I wish we had an In and out burger here in Massachusetts. All we have is the standard ole shit houses like BK, McDonald's and gross ass Wendy's.

We used to have Hardees back when i was a kid, but they got ran out of this area.

[–]twitchosx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wendy's is pretty fucking good. Da fuk you talking about?

[–]SleepyGorilla 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not even a 5 guys?

[–]hockeyguy013 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ya know, i was in there the other day, burger was good, but it was fuckin 10 bucks for a burger and drink. it wasn't that good for 10 bucks

[–]Joonbugger 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

They have fudruckers up in northeast mass, pretty good burgers and it's cheaper than 5 guys

[–]hockeyguy013 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

true, i was thinking more of drive thru places. We have sonic also, but not near me at all

[–]Mr_Girr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

not to intrude but, may i ask where you came from prior to becoming a citizen? Great choice in meal btw edit: spelling

[–]MikeOxmaul -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just wait until your first constipated shit as an American.