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[–]savior6 17 points18 points19 points  (3 children)
ingle, looking for the $
[–]chunk_funky comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points  (1 child)
Excuse me, she cried rape to get out of a contract and was too confused to collect evidence. Don't joke. /s
[–]pringles911 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Uh... What
[–]clics 9 points10 points11 points  (7 children)
Classy
[–]ianbedingfield 9 points10 points11 points  (5 children)
I'm sure she'll attract a much better man with that top on...
[–]northbud 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
I don't know, off would be much more efficient.
[–]MichaelStrauss 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
I don't think she's currently after Mr. Right.
[–]clics 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
She probably looking for the "bigger" man ;)
[–]Orphan_Babies 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Approximately 1 times better.
[–]TrexosaurusRex 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
So the exact same amount of good?
[–]gangnam_style 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
Yeah, but how many kids?
[–]thesuper88 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Asking the important questions, right here!
The correct answer is "One more."
[–]AWESOMENESSKD1 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
I'm looking at two of 'em right now...
[–]ikenteven 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
She shoulda been looking better, there's a d in "and", AND a d when she says she's looking for one!
smh
[–]challenge4 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
I like divorced women because you already know they aren't above making bad choices.
[–]prempopup 1 point2 points3 points  (16 children)
Looking what?
[–]prempopup 0 points1 point2 points  (13 children)
I didn't get what's D :/
[–]jonker5101 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
You aren't supposed to have a reddit account if you are under 13 years old.
[–]Bornsalty 0 points1 point2 points  (9 children)
A letter.
[–]prempopup -1 points0 points1 point  (8 children)
And whats the meaning of this letter here?
[–]Orphan_Babies 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
It's slang for dick, or penis, or tallywacker, or purple headed yogurt slinger....
[–]prempopup -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
thankyou for the info .:)
[–]Dunkh 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Dickensian.
[–]prempopup 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
ah ic thanku for the info :)
[–]Blto 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
Destiny.
[–]prempopup 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
now I'm confused :S if that the case then it could be Dog also D for Dog . i just wanted to know what she mean when she showed on her t-shirt looking for the D.
[–]thesuper88 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
A D student. Someone that barely gets by. A bad boy...
[–]Chance1441 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Dick. She is looking for the dick. Urban dictionary is your friend in the future, it probably is written somewhere there.
[–]prempopup 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Got it (y) .
[–]Canadian_Girl_ 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
SHE'S LOOKING FOR A PENIS
[–]SlightlyStable 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
From what I can see in this picture she should have no problem finding it.
[–]SaintVanilla 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
This works out because I'm looking for some Double D's.
[–]The_Nak 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Introduce her to your friends, not your mom
[–]riograndekingtrude 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
introduce her to the d
[–]Freakin_Jedi 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Excuse me, miss. I have what you are looking for.
[–]XxTerrorxX2 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I need to take that to my girlfriend. Lol
[–]seven3true 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
This would be better if it was on a deep V.
[–]Cheeseoftheallmighty 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I WANNA BE A SLUT DAVE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
[–]Devon-Day 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Her three screaming kids are just out of frame
[–]JimGerm 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
arried.
and I have no idea what to do with the M.
[–]akeraios 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Well, it looks like today's your lucky day
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