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[–]teemotommo 1033ポイント1034ポイント  (71子コメント)

Why would anybody actually watch Chris's videos?

They are just so uncomfortable to watch, I even find myself skipping through the bits Ethan has chopped out of them.

[–]Toxic_Biohazard 672ポイント673ポイント  (44子コメント)

The kissing is super uncomfortable too, its like he pumps up the mic gain or something, its incredibly loud.

[–]million-dollar-loan 520ポイント521ポイント  (21子コメント)

The kissing sounds like horses eating peanut butter

[–]fuckmyunit 89ポイント90ポイント  (16子コメント)

I have no clue what that actually sounds like but ill take your word for it.

[–]waltaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 38ポイント39ポイント  (15子コメント)

[–]SomeonePrivate 132ポイント133ポイント  (9子コメント)

Damn dude, I feel like they're being mean to that horse.

[–]Wheelchair_Warrior 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

it sounds like an octopus fucking the worlds biggest anus wich would probably be Chris

[–]swagtastic_anarchist 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually thought those sounds were added by Ethan to up the gross factor until I read this comment.

God is dead and we have killed him.

[–]Tooup 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Came sooo many times tbh

[–]BullsOfBashan 81ポイント82ポイント  (3子コメント)

12-year-olds that don't know about porn sites. That's who watches

[–]BigDaddyDelish 207ポイント208ポイント  (9子コメント)

I like watching hardcore pornography, I can jerk it to a chick getting fucked by like 20 different dudes at the same time, but I can barely make it through the vids of Ethan smoking Chris because that kissing is just so fucking what the hell is this shit?

Ugh. Ew. What the fuck dawg.

[–]professeurwenger 90ポイント91ポイント  (7子コメント)

I can kind of respect hardcore pornstars. They have gone the distance and said "fuck it, I'm going to fuck on camera". I wonder who these women are though, who are willing to degrade themselves to such an extent. It's honestly waaay lower than hardcore porn as far as I'm concerned.

[–]Rentonthe500th 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wonder if these women are with their own kids or kid actors. It makes it that much worse if they are exposing their own children to this.

[–]FaKingIceHole 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably not their mothers. But still ,what does Chris write exactly for parents to let their children near him while kissing them (women). Pretty creepy honestly that parents would do that for money.

[–]JanitorZyphrian 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those girls really do have to deal with a lot of bullshit, it sucks for them.

[–]TheZB17 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

I did watch the video, because I was so fucking appalled I couldn't even believe it was real. Made sure to flag it as inappropriate as well.

In the full version, the kid who was kicking sand ends up getting sand in his eyes. During the entire make-out session, this poor kid is stumbling around with his eyes closed and his hands out, trying to get to safety. The jackass that made this video even looks directly at the kid, but ignores him and goes straight into kissing the model he hired. What a douche.

[–]PM_GERMAN_SHEPHERDS 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

The worst part isn't even the kissing. It's the fucking forced ass silly request that the person in question will always respond with a gleaming yes to. That in addition to the lack of compassion or dignity whatsoever in these mothers/future mothers/paid actors and what-not, it feels so uneasy.

[–]BlakBanana 406ポイント407ポイント  (12子コメント)

[–]Nine_Five_Core_Hound 125ポイント126ポイント  (2子コメント)

Honestly I feel so bad for these kids...

[–]Krakkin 55ポイント56ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do whoever their parents are think being in one of those videos is going to get them discovered or something?

[–]zieleix 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

Should we be focusing on the babies reaction, or the dudes?

[–]BlakBanana 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

Both haha. I was just gonna get the babies face and then I noticed the dude in the background looking equally disgusted

[–]Emandiputs 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

When a dude on a segway looks at you like that, you know it's time to stop.

[–]aholtz 732ポイント733ポイント  (23子コメント)

That kid kicking the sand on Chris is my hero

[–]-Synergy- 147ポイント148ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best part of the video holy shit. It was so perfect.

[–]Lionsoul12 53ポイント54ポイント  (5子コメント)

If you watch the Mom Edition video the kid accidentally got sand in his eye and no one seems to care.

[–]SirDebbyDinkler 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Yeah guys we only paid her for one take"

[–]VelvetChair 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

God damnit what the fuck man. Why the fuck does YT allow this shit?

[–]stininja 83ポイント84ポイント  (8子コメント)

It makes me think that the kid is comfortable enough to kick sand on his shoes, that he wasn't a stranger to him.

[–]NotAsClumsyOrRandom 139ポイント140ポイント  (7子コメント)

Well the videos are fake, we already knew that.

[–]Tetherline 186ポイント187ポイント  (6子コメント)

Really? I was about to hit the beach on mommy make out day.

[–]NotAsClumsyOrRandom 65ポイント66ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mommy restraining order and mandatory sexual harassment classes day

[–]NegaDuke 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmm, doesn't really roll off the tongue.

[–]Lestrallio 1164ポイント1165ポイント  (57子コメント)

"Pregnancy Information Day"

Please end it all.

[–]BrendieBoy 660ポイント661ポイント  (20子コメント)

"Mommy Make-out day"

We truly are on the darkest timeline.

[–]skeenerbug 221ポイント222ポイント  (2子コメント)

Every day we stray further from God's light.

[–]JanitorZyphrian 89ポイント90ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every mommy make-out day we stray further from God's light.

FTFY

[–]JamarcusRussel 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

if it's called mommy make out day, why was he guessing the kids ages and stuff? It's implicit that the making out is gonna happen.

OBEY THE RULES OF YOUR OWN UNIVERSE CHRIS

[–]skelitor121 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every day we move further from God's light.

He left me unfinished, and I am ashamed to be called his creation.

[–]zieleix 124ポイント125ポイント  (20子コメント)

That isn't even a good name, it doesn't even have to do with information on pregnancies, it's just a dude making out with pregnant women after picking a number between 1 and 9.

The true prank is on these kids, pranking them out of 30$ a month.

[–]ifauve 49ポイント50ポイント  (18子コメント)

More like between 3 and 8, since baby bumps don't really show before month #3 and after 9 months, the baby is born. Very informative holiday indeed!

[–]Lockeri 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet Chris thinks his made up holiday names are really good and believable

[–]AhhBisto 410ポイント411ポイント  (34子コメント)

"Are you selling rape Chris?"

FOR JUST 29.99

[–]dongsuvious 59ポイント60ポイント  (4子コメント)

I wish he would've signed up for the website. Now I'm curious as to what it says.

[–]poopy_king 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's just a video of Chris eating lunch in a bathroom stall and crying, I hope

[–]Stairwayto711 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

For real! I'm so curious!!!

[–]Jakewadewood 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

Why not just pay the 29.99 to a dirty hooker for sex? That's as guaranteed as Chris's method.

[–]AhhBisto 110ポイント111ポイント  (3子コメント)

Get a man to pay for a hooker and he has sex once, teach a man to rape and he will have sex all the time - Prank Invasion

[–]Tooup 109ポイント110ポイント  (8子コメント)

ACTUALLY IT'S ONLY $19.99 RIGHT NOW GUYS.

Amazing deal tbh. Where are you going to get rape from a more reliable source for less than that?

Guaranteed 100% Effective

regardless of what the girl says!

[–]Warholandy 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep just like there are so many horny coeds milfs in my area

[–]Bacon_Hammers 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where are you going to get rape from a more reliable source for less than that?

I dunno, man. It seems more economical to buy your rape in bulk.

[–]A_Pile_Of_Bees 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

I would like 1 rape please

[–]AhhBisto 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm sorry we are currently all out of rape, but i think we might have some inappropriate touching in stock at your local Prank Invasion chain store.

[–]Stairwayto711 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Someone needs to actually get into the website and post it/show it to Ethan.

[–]whats8[🍰] 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm literally going to do it tomorrow, and I'll do my best to make a video to go along with it (if there's interest).

[–]scarecrow_23 139ポイント140ポイント  (0子コメント)

WIT HER BABY COMIN OUT

[–]ifauve 520ポイント521ポイント  (47子コメント)

Honestly, seeing Ethan dance to the Prank Invasion intro music makes me so happy. I can't even watch the rest until I see him dancing like ten more times.

I love when he dances to shit and when bad music gives him a stroke, it's my favorite h3h3 thing and I've missed it so much.

EDIT: this is fucked up, Chris is trying to scam 12 year olds too. Is DJ Khaled the only non-evil meme?

[–]mullac1128 298ポイント299ポイント  (21子コメント)

Is DJ Khaled the only non-evil meme?

Gamer Gunk dude?

[–]ifauve 104ポイント105ポイント  (2子コメント)

Last I heard he was selling baby wipes on Best Buy parking lots to bring down the Gamer Gunk Cleaner Ginger Corporation.

[–]CarnivorousL 14ポイント15ポイント  (11子コメント)

Joey Salads too

[–]DontEatTheChapstick 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

I don't know man. I mean have you seen his type of vids lately? Drinking live fish and vomiting them? And he thinks he's going to get into politics, with a background like his, there's no chance.

E:I legit only just saw the Joey Salads post on the front page of this sub, I mentioned the video because it was in my suggestions.

[–]your_mind_aches 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like Ethan and Moe have kinda stepped off the dark side too.

But there are a lot of non-evil H3H3 memes

[–]LarryLarge 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That made me laugh so hard.

[–]Tieblaster 256ポイント257ポイント  (7子コメント)

Mummy Make-out Day

God is dead.

[–]JavelinTF2 359ポイント360ポイント  (41子コメント)

Chris is probably one of the worst on youtube.

Its lose-lose, if these kisses are real then he's a fucking creepo making out with strangers on the reg, especially in front of children.

If the kisses are fake then he's a fucking creep and a loser making out with paid actresses to impress people over the internet that he's making out with people I guess? In front of children still?

What the fuck is wrong with this guy.

[–]BullsOfBashan 249ポイント250ポイント  (17子コメント)

I used to eat my lunch in the bathroom stalls alone, because I didn't know how to talk to guys, I didn't know how to talk to girls.

There's your answer right there. He felt like such a loser in high school that he now builds this facade of him being some macho cool guy that gets women easily.

[–]moon_physics 120ポイント121ポイント  (6子コメント)

I imagine he's probably lying about that, but his target audience might be a subsection of people who are that lonely and can't talk to people who would actually buy into his videos, and he wants to be relatable to them. "I was lonely and now I can instantly make out with anyone, so can you!"

[–]soccerperson 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

This...might have some truth to it

[–]LakerBull 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

It is true. Its the same reason sex hotlines exist. Their target audience is people with low self-steem who have no confidence to approach women and would spend tons of money on stupid shit just to change that.

[–]Korn_Bread 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

The whole "I used to be a loser but now I get dat pussy" and "you're just a few clicks away from banging cuties in minutes" is SUCH a scam artist thing. A video of people saying you're clicks away while talking you through the signup of giving your credit card info is such a stereotypical scam.

[–]skeenerbug 149ポイント150ポイント  (1子コメント)

if these kisses are real

Nah dude.

[–]SomeonePrivate 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he's saying that even if they were real he is still a creep.

[–]NotAsClumsyOrRandom 107ポイント108ポイント  (11子コメント)

They are very fake. In the real world women don't let strangers come up to them and feel their ass.

[–]willdabeast20 180ポイント181ポイント  (7子コメント)

In the real world nobody wears fucking high heels to the beach. Literally the worst footwear for walking on sand.

[–]landsharkkidd 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

That and when you're pregnant too. There are some nice flats that look better and less tacky than those heels those women were wearing.

[–]Durzo_Blint 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, skis are the worst footwear for walking on sand.

[–]JavelinTF2 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I guess I wanted to give him a bit more credit than he deserves

[–]audiophileguy 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

making out with paid actresses

I don't know if I'd so go far as to call them actual actresses

[–]laaabaseball[The SΛVior][M] 96ポイント97ポイント  (11子コメント)

6:43 imma need that gif

[–]Cmac0801 79ポイント80ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh boy, get ready for some quality assblassting bois!!! 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[–]KoyukiBoi 68ポイント69ポイント  (16子コメント)

Not entirely relevant but I was looking at another prankinvasion video and realized I recognized one of the girls in it. Thought someone might find it interesting.

http://i.imgur.com/haBHjkS.jpg

Crossed the name out because it's tagged incorrectly on the site. Her actual name and videos can be found pretty easily otherwise I am aware.

[–]NAFI_S 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Makes sense he just finds amatuer porn stars for some of his videos.

[–]tdasnowman 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder if the prank vid was before or after she found Jesus.

[–]Stormy_the_rabbit_ 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

You didn't try very hard to censor her name, if that's what you were going for

[–]BlakBanana 71ポイント72ポイント  (3子コメント)

This made me physically ill.. It's time to stop Chris

[–]Parthosaur 230ポイント231ポイント  (23子コメント)

Honestly I miss the old format of the reaction videos where Hila was the actual cameraman instead of there being a tripod, and there was more motion in the shots. I get that the serious ass-blasting vids need to be fairly professional (CS:GO scammers, TMo Privacy), but this was a usual reaction vid.

[–]Faenixio 104ポイント105ポイント  (1子コメント)

yeah, it lacks a bit of "life"

[–]whats8[🍰] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely over-edited for being a reaction video.

[–]NicCage420 49ポイント50ポイント  (2子コメント)

I feel like the tripod adds to the general tone of disappointment, the whole message of this actively not being okay.

[–]x817 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

yea i agree. when it's just a funny meme it should be Hila, but a serious reaction vid should be tripod.

[–]SureNick 41ポイント42ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel Ethan now is being looked to as youtube's moral compass and he is taking that role seriously. He is kinda like Phill DiFranco but he is more in the middle of a lot of drama where DiFranco is more commenting from the side. When Ethan calls out someone people notice and act by brigading channels and reporting truly disgusting content like this. I think leafy was a turning point where ethan saw how easy it would be for someone with a little popularity and reputation to hurt someone else who doesnt deserve it. Ethan 's no longer bullshitting with his wife about stupid videos, not when hundreds of thousands watch and act on what he says. So Ethan has been putting more work into his videos, more reasoning about why he is singling out the people in his videos and being a bit more seriousness because that is what is necessary for someone with his influence. Personally I think Ethan choice to sacrifice a bit of the fun of his videos to do them "right" is really impressive.

[–]Hybriddecline 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm hoping its just a temporary thing, even though they could be doing what they feel the best direction, I liked the little bits of casualness.

[–]ohpee8 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

He had to be kinda serious due to the sensitive topic of child porn

[–]plushturtle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was thinking that! To me, it feels more serious with the tripod

[–]Moekazool 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is so fucking desperate from Chris. It's actually hilarious

[–]HyrulianPessimist 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris' next video: "WHAT UP INVADERS??? Today i'm here at venice beach where it's child molestation day! I'll try to guess a kid's age and if I get it right, I get a real, quick, [20 second] kiss. I have no idea if it's going to work! Let's find out what happens!"

[–]EeLitaret 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Billy?

What.... What are you doing Billy?! Who taught you how to do this!?"

"I learned it from watching Chris, Dad! I learned it from watching Chris!"

[–]Kimyx 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

"This is the worst thing to happen in 2016" oh man that got me

[–]NorrisOBE 62ポイント63ポイント  (5子コメント)

Let's Invent New Holidays for Chris from Prank Invasion!

"Sugar Baby Make Out Day"

"Jewish Women Day"

"Muslim Women Unveiling Day"

"Star Wars Bukkake Day"

"Black Female Slavery Reparations Day"

[–]Hordon_Gayward 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Waiting patiently for the PrankInvasion "Armed Robbery Day" [GONE WRONG] video.

[–]JamarcusRussel 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holocaust exaggeration free fucking women day

[–]Jugeezy 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

the kissing sound makes me want to stab my ears. it makes me wince and i have to turn down my volume for fucks sake

[–]efbo 55ポイント56ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ethan's face after first hearing "Mummy makeout day" was absolutely brilliant.

I just don't understand why so many people watch this stuff. Like there's stuff you don't like that you understand why others do but this, I don't get it.

Edit: Ethan's face screencap

[–]English_Civil_War 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

When Ethan says 'But what if I told you', you know some shit is about to go down

[–]omgilovePopScience 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is he wearing eyeliner in the invasion video?

[–]ryanghappy 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

He basically just looks like he went as criss angel for Halloween one year, and that mascara and eyeliner party never ended.

[–]papadong 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sand-kicking kid is the hero we need and deserve.

[–]notcontenttobequiet 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want that kid to do an AMA in like ten years.

[–]C4pwner 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

5 seconds in, Oh fuck its ass-blastin' time

[–]wingfn1 19ポイント20ポイント  (7子コメント)

He walks like fucking Jar Jar Binks

[–]TMSG 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is the most retarded video I have ever seen in my entire life. I literally lost several IQ points.

[–]dr-carrot 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

holy shit . you're right

[–]Ambient2100 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris with a distinct lack of bracelets this time... IT'S TIME TO STOP!

[–]Gokusan 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S TIME TO STOP

[–]PeteyNZ 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Making out with pregnant mothers because they are all single and ready to fuck. Bold move.

[–]LongLongIsland 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I cant believe i'm saying this but I wish someone would pay the 30$ just to see what he's selling.

[–]larrythefatcat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the first thing I thought.

The second was: "not it!"

[–]Diggsysdinner 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

When it faded into Ethan's face as Chris was kissing that pregnant lady I was pulling the exact same face and burst out laughing.

[–]CommanderVinegar 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

Why does PrankInvasion get views at all? Do people seriously not realize there's real porn online?

[–]SteveOnline 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

What if Chris's technique is just paying women off?

[–]Mafalzon 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly, I just reported the video for Child Abuse.

"Issue reported: Child abuse Timestamp selected: 2:15 Additional details: How is this okay to pay to make out with an actress with children?"

[–]ReginaldLADOO 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dearest Ethan,

Once again you have saved me from the perils of a night of masturbation. Twas but a moment ago I was sporting an erection the size of Alabama. I was on the verge of opening Pornhub. Followed by anotha tab and anotha and anotha. But by the graces of the King of the Fupa, the Papa of all Papa's, the ruler of the Vape Naysh, I said wait, I shall open up my Youtube subscriptions tab first. A last hope to stave off my boredom.

And there it was: IT'S TIME TO STOP My erection instantly quivered back inside my body (although it reemerged for a split second upon seeing Ethans face, but let's not get into that).

Praise yee Praise yee.

Blessed be the Papa.

[–]DystrophyZA 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd just like to say thank you for making my birthday infinitely better than it was already. Papa Bless, I like dat.

[–]DigiDukeMaster 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does anybody else think it's funny that as H3H3 described it "rape" method is being sold as "invasive?"

[–]Englishhedgehog13 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get hyped guys, we're just a few days from daughter dick ride day! I hope I don't miss it like I have the last few national holidays.

[–]Kimyx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

super powers for only 30 bucks a month? what an age we live in

[–]moephistopheles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[–]The_sad_zebra 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I went to his channel to see if he was making other kinds of videos that Ethan skipped over, but nope. Basically just kissing videos. You think by now Chris would have started to branch out and diversify his content. lol

[–]mrgrandgrind 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Good video, but where's Hila?

[–]Gokusan 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

She's filming. This is h3h3, not their second channel.

[–]mrgrandgrind 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

yeah, but she isn't holding it like usual in these.

[–]alienfrog 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

This does seem more like a locked down tripod set up, rather than Hila's handheld style.

[–]mrgrandgrind 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah videos like that kinda lack the h3h3 charm to me. Not the same without a little more aunt Hila