I wrote a post earlier but it received a lot of negativity so I thought I will list all the reasons I LOOVE MEN! - A man has a strong muscular, hard body that feels so good in contrast to your soft body. - He is soo smart. All the best programmers, engineers etc are all men. - He introduces you to all the coolest hobbies like kayaking, flying, rock climbing,programming, quadcopters, arduino projects etc. - He opens the car door for you and waits for you to get in. - When you are young he teaches you to drive. - He is soo dexterous when it comes to fixing cars and electronics. - When you are having a bad day and crying he will call you to console you. - He buys you flowers for no particular reason. - In college he helps you with your homework. - While walking on the street in high heels, he offers his arm for support. - He is the only person who will kiss you in the morning before you have brushed your teeth. - At the airport he will wave and wave even after you have passed security till you are so far you can barely see each other. - He lets you be the little spoon. - He is funny and loves to make you laugh. - He is in love with your ass. He likes to lick it and stick his finger in it. You would say thats disgusting but somehow he finds it sexy. - He lets you sit on his face. - The rough stubble on his face from not shaving feels soo good against your smooth cheeks. - When yall cuddle, you can feel his hardness pressed against your butt and how badly he wants you. - He is strong enough to pick you up and jokingly tries to throw you out of the balcony. - He will give you the best back massages when you are tired. - He smells so good in cologne. - He kisses when you are fast asleep and you pretend you didn't notice. - He treasures your ugly pictures as beautiful memories. - He will chase you around the house. - If you fall asleep on the couch he will carry you to the bed when it is time to sleep. - He can outrun you.

That's all the reasons I can think of to celebrate MEN!!!