If you catch a feeeeeeeeeeemale (since they are like Pokemon, obviously), make sure to draw them in this image, like one of your Frank girls. Frank here is a sexy beast.

If you have a feeeeeeeeeeeeemale over make sure to watch Star Wars with them. Netflix and Chill just like our boy Frank over here. He is an absolute model cat.

As you can see, Frank also likes to play with balls. If you catch your feeeeeeeeeeemale playing with balls, you should reward them with a weekly viewing of Frank on /r/delightfullychubby. Remember, even fat cats can be cute.

Never let your feeeeeeeeeeeemale outside, they may hop the fence, unless they have Frank's build, in which case they will try to hop the fence and not be able to jump. Keeping your feeeeeemale from the outside world is the key to a happy relationship as you can see from Frank's expression.

If your feeeeeeeeeemale is making an extra cute face boop her on the nose, like I would here if I was Frank's owner.

Do not play board games with your feeeeeeeeeemale. They will get mad and sit on the board, and gain a lot of weight, before they admit defeat. Board games are a relationship's worst enemy, for when a feeeeeeeeeemale is mad, she will always just take up space and be annoying no matter what, much like Frank the tank.

Make sure to keep your feeeeeeeeeeeeemale in the kitchen, like Frank here. If she is in proximity to the food, she will either eat it (like Frank), or cook it for you (which Frank can't do because no thumbs).

For Valentine's day, cover your feeeeeemale in hearts, like Frank. They will be very amused.

And lastly, make sure your feeeeeeeemale isn't hogging the toilet like the venerable Frank is doing here. If she is taking up the toilet, you may shit your pants.

And don't forget to visit /r/Delightfullychubby to see more of Frank every Friday. He isn't my kitty cat, but his owner loves him. My girlfriend, not so much. She thinks he is a bit too fat.

For those that aren't crazy about fat cats but need eyebleach after the stuff we link to on this subreddit, visit /r/Floof to see floofy kitty cats go floof for the world to see.

TL;DR: Look at the sexy Frank.