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[–]Datsyukia 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

How's that animated series going? CEO of FOX/ CBS/ NBC/ Google/ etc yet?

[–][deleted] 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

So, I read your infamous essay on the Gabe Newell thread, including your responses.

And then I went through your AMA.

Honestly, at this point, I just feel a bit sad for you.

I knew kids like you in High School. You remind me exactly of them. What saddens me, is through (to me at least) the most important growing process in a young mans life, you detached yourself from it. Trying to be above all your peers and feel intellectually superior seems to have had a strong negative impact on your social skills. This is what's saddening.

I'm sure you feel that you have a keen understanding of yourself, and can psychoanalyze yourself. But from the bottom of my heart, I strongly urge you to see a therapist, and do your best to go in with an open mind. I think they can really help you, and amigo, you need it.

[–][deleted] 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah I relate to this a lot. I'm exactly like darqwolf but I understand how fucked up I am. Unfortunately, like you said, healing is not easy at all especially when you missed out on years of growth in adolescence. Now I'm 23 and expected to start being an adult but I feel like I'm 6. It's overwhelming how much change I would need to go through to be normal. It makes me hate myself and feel depressed. Fuck.

[–]dryophyte 30ポイント31ポイント  (15子コメント)

Have you ever been diagnosed with Asperger's or Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

[–]KingCharles_ 28ポイント29ポイント  (13子コメント)

Who are you?

[–]TaylorS1986 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

How much does your infamous post make you cringe? :-)

[–]Melmac1803 67ポイント68ポイント  (4子コメント)

In this moment, are you euphoric?

[–]DarqWolff[S] 50ポイント51ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not today. I can only toke once a month because of probation

[–]adamernst 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

this guy is the biggest troll. its actually quite impressive

[–]straigh 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you fought the law... and the law won. At least there's one thing you're not the best at. I think we were all beginning to worry.

[–]peter_pounce 128ポイント129ポイント  (16子コメント)

I think its hilarious you bragged about your IQ and SAT scores and how much smarter you are than everyone then ended up dropping out of a SUNY CC and still haven't learned some humility. Maybe one day you'll drop these delusions of grandeur and become a contributing member of society but who knows what the future holds.

[–]Quin_10 47ポイント48ポイント  (5子コメント)

Having recently been enthralled by the collected works of /u/Darkwolff, there is one thing I've noticed about him that no one else seems to mention -- hindsight bias.

It seemed like all of his self-proclaimed qualifications of intelligence resulted from this hindsight that he mistook for validation.

What's it called when people learn about philosophical ideas and past innovations and think to themselves, "Oh, I had already thought of that?" It's hindsight bias.

I mean, being on the cutting edge of innovation in the field of Psychology -- as he claims to be -- one would think he'd have been aware of that very basic principle.

[–]Zargabraath 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

What has this guy actually done that is noteworthy? I see nothing from the title here...

[–]Quin_10 53ポイント54ポイント  (3子コメント)

He's a teenager who made some seriously cringeworthy posts about how he thinks he's one of the smartest people in history because his mom told him that he was. Has since become legendary copypasta.

Other than that he hasn't done anything. He never even graduated high school. Personally I think this kid just takes way too much adderall.

[–]rookie-mistake 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

He never even graduated high school.

WHAT? The smartest man in history never graduated high school? Throw them out, they're a waste of time.

seriously though where can I read up on his academic achievements becauae I've been waiting 2 years for Darqwolff: Episode 2.

[–]Zargabraath 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or perhaps not enough? Hahah.

I recognize his copy pasta! I didn't know that was actually made unironically ,especially the "brony" community stuff. People like him are a dime a dozen on reddit, they usually just aren't so open about it.

[–]Quin_10 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha yeah it screamed troll when I first read it but he has kept the same tone in many, many posts since then.

No doubt reddit is full of people like that, but I've never seen someone quite so narcissistic and convinced of his own intellectual superiority to all others. Easily one of the most fascinating comment history lurks.

[–]chaosakita 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did he drop out of high school too?

[–]peter_pounce 63ポイント64ポイント  (1子コメント)

yea but only because he's way too smart for them and was wasting his time in high school

[–]chaosakita 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

The funny thing is, I think he dropped out a couple of weeks before graduation and then said he didn't want to go anymore. So he put up with them for that long and didn't even get anything out of it.

[–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

how did you find that stuff out?

[–]sehnsuchtjoy 20ポイント21ポイント  (43子コメント)

What are you most proud of?

[–]Ariafel 21ポイント22ポイント  (14子コメント)

Why are you reddit famous? Am I missing something?

[–]garrytheninja 51ポイント52ポイント  (13子コメント)

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

[–]Ariafel 62ポイント63ポイント  (7子コメント)

I can't even finish that. It's too painful.

[–]lolatu54 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

tl;dr

"In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community."

[–]garrytheninja 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come to think of it I don't think I've ever actually read that whole thing

[–]acwarren492 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read it all. I'm pretty sure it gave me an aneurysm.

[–]InVultusSolis 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I gave up about 20% in, how about you?

[–]Ariafel 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Like 15. Then I read the last few sentences. I can't believe this is a real human.

[–]Keecksee 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe i had like a 2-3 week phase in 6th/7th grade where i used to be just like him, luckily i had the brains to keep quiet about it. Still worst cringe ever remembering that.

[–]N-Machiavelli 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know the whole "that post just gave me cancer thing"? I'm always torn between feeling like that and laughing my balls off when I see that post.

[–][deleted] 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

He had to hit almost 7500 keys to write this, yet could not hit 'enter' once. Why?

[–]mocha__ 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the original post, he does. But, once it hit copypasta status it was jumbled up.

[–][deleted] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

fair enough

[–]Snowshovel 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why are you still such a prick, even if it's in a different form, after being monumentally shit upon in the thread that made you famous?

[–]Andypwns 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Have you ever read the confederacy of dunces? If so what did you think of it? And how do you relate to the main character?

[–]eigenvectorseven 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha holy fuck, he is the walking epitome of Ignatius J. Reilly.

[–]Pancakewagon26 14ポイント15ポイント  (15子コメント)

So what are you up to now in your life, do you have a job, are you in school or what?

[–]FuckedupFeet 64ポイント65ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't think people really care much about you anymore.

[–][削除されました]  (8子コメント)

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    [–]BobZePenguin 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

    [–]knightofcookies 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Holy fucking mega dicks I know this guy

    [–]BobZePenguin 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Holy fucking mega dicks seriously? Got any pics to prove it?

    [–]knightofcookies 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Here's a few more pics of him as proof.

    1.

    2

    3.

    I crudely drew over the background in an attempt to not have these lead back to his Facebook where I got them. I'm wanna respect his anonymity, don't wanna be a dick.

    [–]BobZePenguin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Holy fuck. What's he like in real life? If you're willing to discuss it, of course.

    [–]knightofcookies 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Didn't have a terribly large amount of interaction with him, just went to school with him for a little while.

    [–]p4nz3r 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Is there a sauce for this? did he post it somewhere before?

    [–][deleted] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Someone else posted it in a different AMA of his, and he confirmed it.

    [–]CIV_QUICKCASH 16ポイント17ポイント  (46子コメント)

    So how much of that post that made you famous was actually true? Also, why didn't you delete your account after it? I said some awfully embarrassing things on my last amount, but deleted it and made a new one because it was a little embarrassing.

    [–]OriginalLinkBot 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This thread has been linked to from elsewhere on reddit.

    I am totes' unyielding will.

    [–]Surely_Relevant 15ポイント16ポイント  (13子コメント)

    What are you like now? How do you feel about your past self? Do you sit down or stand up to wipe?

    [–]emkat 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Do you have insight on why people thought your very famous comment was silly?

    Do you think at the age of 15, you truly understood psychology better than people with degrees in it?

    [–]Cageweek 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Of course he understands psychology better than people that are three times his age with experience plus extensive, academic research but into their degrees. What are you on about?

    [–]chaosakita 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Weren't you going to move out into an apartment with your girlfriend and live off of being authors? Whatever happened to that?

    [–]mrpopenfresh 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So, have you done anything with your life yet? Follow up question: are you clinging on to your semi internet celebrity status to give your life meaning?

    [–]PM_ME_DICK_PICTURES[🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    How's life?

    [–]GrayGreyMoralityFan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What's your alt accounts?

    [–]Cageweek 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Another AMA, Darq? You had one less than a year ago, stop milking your utter failure like this.

    [–]SarcasticPineapple 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    milking

    utter

    I see what you did there

    [–]CompensatingWolff 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why do you think you are so intelligent? You have done literally nothing of significance to indicate such.

    You blame your shortcomings on being lazy and other trivial things, when it seems painfully obvious that the real culprit is the fact that you are just an average person.

    I personally believe that you actually protect your ego and self-image by convincing yourself that you are so smart. You've accomplished nothing and your life seems to be headed nowhere. For most people, this would prompt them re-evaluate their life and strive to better themselves. But you have taken the easy route to that hard-work, and instead just like to think "hurr durr im actually just rly smart, the reason i haven't done anything is just because im lazy, and i can change that anytime." Your mind can't accept reality, for it would probably send you into a crippling depression, so you'll continue to feel better about yourself by perceiving yourself as being so smart. By convincing yourself that you are of high intellect, you get to feel good about yourself without actually having to do anything. It's probably why you feel the need to convince people that you are so smart.

    Sorry, but people like you are just really pathetic in my eyes. Whereas most people take pride in their achievements and hard work, you have none of that, and instead like to pride yourself on your supposed intelligence, which if you even really do have (you don't) is due completely to chance and not anything you even accomplished on your own.

    Best of luck in life Darqwolff, you'll need it more than most people.

    P.S. I thought it'd be humorous to include one of your many contradictions.

    The two following posts are yours.

    "People around me have convinced me of my superiority as much as I've convinced myself of it..."

    http://np.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/24zvo5/not_sure_if_this_has_been_posted_here_but_here_is/chdec9c

    "I'm extremely social and don't have many antisocial tendencies at all, and I definitely don't have a superiority complex; it's a peculiar occurrence when I actually feel superior to someone."

    http://np.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/24zvo5/not_sure_if_this_has_been_posted_here_but_here_is/chlchrb

    You're just a talking idiot, dude.

    [–]llofdddddt5 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What happened to Legend of FIK?

    [–]totes_meta_bot 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This thread has been linked to from elsewhere on reddit.

    If you follow any of the above links, respect the rules of reddit and don't vote or comment. Questions? Abuse? Message me here.

    [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    What's up dude

    [–]FunTimesGuy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How's your music going?

    How's the verbal puzzle book going?

    How's the youtube series/tv show going?

    [–][削除されました]  (2子コメント)

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      [–]thrasumachos 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Do you regret your past?

      EDIT: Also, since you are a reddit celeb:

      Would you rather fight 100 cumbox sized lynfects or 1 lynfect sized cumbox?

      [–]gigrut 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      How confident are you that you that you're a more intelligent person than myself?

      [–]oldmoneey 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ITT stupid people trying too hard. Poor darqwolf just wanted to have fun.

      [–]Inita_Life 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      How much of our intelligence would you base on genetics alone? Your environment?

      [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is any of your music out? I'd love to hear it. Also, if your stuff is not out, who are your favorite rappers, etc? What influences your sound, etc?

      [–]DuckGoesQuackMoo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      How are you now? Doing well I hope.

      [–]PrincessCelestia 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Thanks for the AMA! I don't post as often since rainb0wdashie hates me and there's not as much hilarity to be had as a consequence.

      • Are there any projects or hobbies you have now/are working on now?
      • Can you summarize your life in the past few years for those of us who haven't consistently kept up?
      • Is there an archive for highlights of your post history accessible somewhere?
      • What's your opinion of Rainbow Rocks?

      [–][削除されました]  (2子コメント)

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        [–]iiRockpuppy 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Who's your favorite pornstar?

        [–]LaterallyHitler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

        [–]hoofglormuss -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

        man this fuckin kid's responses give my a migrane worse than /r/tumblrinaction

        [–]MasterPhart -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

        ponytail rob

        [–]LightningTurtle -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

        The great moment is here and I have nothing to say. I'm glad you turned out ok, /u/DarqWolff. I think at least half of the people here are here because they used to be pseudo-sesquipedalian pseudointellectuals, and I'm glad you're at the point where you can look at your infamous comment and laugh. And I sincerely thank you for writing it, too - it's among the best copypastas in the history of Reddit.

        [–]RaptorJesusDesu 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

        If you look into his responses, he's managed to completely misinterpret what was actually embarrassing about his original post, while still self-affirming his own delusions of grandeur.

        The guy still is still living in a dream world even after all of the failure he subsequently has experienced in life after that post. We thought the tale of DarqWolff was a youthful gaff that we could all, perhaps in lesser ways, relate to... but he's actually quite fucked. He didn't learn shit.

        [–]LightningTurtle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yeah, I really should have read this thread before saying that - I'd read the title and just assumed from that and from the fact that he's here that he'd learned.